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So my friend bet me a steak that he could get any girl at any bar using any pick up line. He was so sure of himself that he says 'When we go out this weekend, you can pick the girl AND the pick up line I use"
I cannot waste this opportunity to watch him get his ass kicked by some really angry boyfriend. I already know I will pick the girl with the biggest boyfriend there... But I am just not creative enough to come up with a truely devastating one-liner.
I ask you all for help, I need the worst pick up line.. Something so vulgar he will almost get his arm broken. (Not literally, but just something that is sure to repulse the girl and get a drink thrown at him)
Please reply with the worst ones you can think of, but try to use civil language for the TL forum, I can pick up on whatever works may be blanked out.
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nice legs. when do they open?
usually works
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IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET?
BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS
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I've always loved:
Do you clean your clothes with Windex? Because I see myself in your pants
Edit: Damn you! ^
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Found this one:
Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd come."
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From Weapons of self destrution:
"Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
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If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
[In a quiet place]
Ah, Damn it feels good to be out of prison *stretching arms*. So, whats your name?
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Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime?
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On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote:
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"
If he's not a pretty boy - this is sure death.
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ahn yeung ha seo
you don't understand? move along then.
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You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
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"Are you a phaser, cuz you're set to stun."
If she isn't a Star Trek nerd, this will almost assuredly fail.
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On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
This
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On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
Haha make sure the boyfriend is in range when you send him in
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Funny because just last week i had my friend tell me that she was at a gas station and was hit on in the worst way ever. The guy just walked over and said "You have a body that makes me wanna fuck for hours." ... i told my friend that he was probly dared to do it but it was still terrible for her. Im sure some people are going to have better lines than this to use but i just wanted to share that since that just happened last week and i saw this thread.
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"Hi"
O wait that's the best one. Silly me.
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On January 23 2010 04:58 selboN wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake This
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Get uncomfortably close and shout "Want to fuck?"
Look her up and down with indecision, "Yeah I'd do you." Hope she appreciates sarcasm.
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