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Horrible pick up lines.

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s[O]rry
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada398 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 07:53:55
January 22 2010 19:38 GMT
#1
So my friend bet me a steak that he could get any girl at any bar using any pick up line. He was so sure of himself that he says 'When we go out this weekend, you can pick the girl AND the pick up line I use"

I cannot waste this opportunity to watch him get his ass kicked by some really angry boyfriend. I already know I will pick the girl with the biggest boyfriend there... But I am just not creative enough to come up with a truely devastating one-liner.

I ask you all for help, I need the worst pick up line.. Something so vulgar he will almost get his arm broken. (Not literally, but just something that is sure to repulse the girl and get a drink thrown at him)

Please reply with the worst ones you can think of, but try to use civil language for the TL forum, I can pick up on whatever works may be blanked out.
Sunshine.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
January 22 2010 19:39 GMT
#2
nice legs. when do they open?

usually works
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
January 22 2010 19:41 GMT
#3
IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET?
BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 19:44:14
January 22 2010 19:43 GMT
#4
I've always loved:

Do you clean your clothes with Windex? Because I see myself in your pants

Edit: Damn you! ^
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
January 22 2010 19:47 GMT
#5
Found this one:

Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd come."
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 19:47:17
January 22 2010 19:47 GMT
#6
Have you met Ted?
bN`
Profile Joined May 2009
Slovenia504 Posts
January 22 2010 19:47 GMT
#7
From Weapons of self destrution:

"Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
January 22 2010 19:48 GMT
#8
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"
And all is illuminated.
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 19:51:16
January 22 2010 19:48 GMT
#9
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[In a quiet place]
Ah, Damn it feels good to be out of prison *stretching arms*. So, whats your name?
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
January 22 2010 19:49 GMT
#10
Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime?
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
January 22 2010 19:49 GMT
#11
On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote:
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"


If he's not a pretty boy - this is sure death.
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
January 22 2010 19:53 GMT
#12
ahn yeung ha seo

you don't understand? move along then.
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Shiladie
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1631 Posts
January 22 2010 19:54 GMT
#13
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 22 2010 19:57 GMT
#14
"Are you a phaser, cuz you're set to stun."

If she isn't a Star Trek nerd, this will almost assuredly fail.
Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Cafe! He's the next Jaedong, baby!
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
January 22 2010 19:58 GMT
#15
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

This
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 22 2010 20:01 GMT
#16
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake


Haha make sure the boyfriend is in range when you send him in
Pure.Freedom
Profile Joined January 2010
United States114 Posts
January 22 2010 20:02 GMT
#17
Funny because just last week i had my friend tell me that she was at a gas station and was hit on in the worst way ever. The guy just walked over and said "You have a body that makes me wanna fuck for hours." ... i told my friend that he was probly dared to do it but it was still terrible for her. Im sure some people are going to have better lines than this to use but i just wanted to share that since that just happened last week and i saw this thread.
What you need to do is be thankful for the life you got, you know what im sayin? ... stop lookin at what you ain't got ... start bein thankful for what you do got.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 22 2010 20:07 GMT
#18
"Hi"

O wait that's the best one. Silly me.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
January 22 2010 20:07 GMT
#19
On January 23 2010 04:58 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

This

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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
January 22 2010 20:10 GMT
#20
Get uncomfortably close and shout "Want to fuck?"

Look her up and down with indecision, "Yeah I'd do you." Hope she appreciates sarcasm.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
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