Horrible pick up lines. - Page 3

On January 23 2010 05:30 micronesia wrote:
"I made a bet with my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pick up line successfully. He told me to say exactly this. See? I have it written right here. So, who wins the bet?"

On January 23 2010 05:50 KizZBG wrote:
Not really a pic up line but worth a try. You gotta have swag for that tho.



Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, you know what im saying, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

On January 23 2010 04:49 Whiplash wrote:
Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime?

On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

On January 23 2010 05:56 ItsPaul wrote:
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away