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barth
Ireland1272 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:30 micronesia wrote: "I made a bet with my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pick up line successfully. He told me to say exactly this. See? I have it written right here. So, who wins the bet?" I think this one would actually be fairly good. Go with the rake! | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:50 KizZBG wrote: Not really a pic up line but worth a try. You gotta have swag for that tho. Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, you know what im saying, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me? Fixed. You forgot a "you know what I'm sayin?" I +1 for the rake. Preferably pick a girl who looks somewhat shy, so they don't brush it off as just another idiot. | ||
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exeprime
United Kingdom643 Posts
On January 23 2010 04:49 Whiplash wrote: Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime? This. Seriously. The rake one could be considered funny by some girls, so meh. | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
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TarsTarkas
United States169 Posts
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KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
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sporkify
United States31 Posts
Note: only fails horribly with those who don't have herpes. If they do have it, awkwardness might ensue. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote: You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake I fucking loled XDDDD | ||
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Black Gun
Germany4482 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:56 ItsPaul wrote: Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away LOOL! this is so stupid, disgusting and unfunny that no girl could ever not reject it. | ||
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HeartOfTofu
United States308 Posts
That's the worst one I could think of off the top of my head... | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4642 Posts
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Frits
11782 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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Deathfate
Spain555 Posts
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
on a cold day go up to a girl acting all cold, rub your hands together and pretend she's a fire then say " you're hot" | ||
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goswser
United States3548 Posts
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RamenStyle
United States1929 Posts
This will win the bet for you, and your friend will be slapped by the chick, punched by the bf, beat by the crowd in the bar and arrested by the police. | ||
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Manit0u
Poland17851 Posts
Jawdropping but works wonders. | ||
cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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