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barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
January 22 2010 21:02 GMT
#41
On January 23 2010 05:30 micronesia wrote:
"I made a bet with my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pick up line successfully. He told me to say exactly this. See? I have it written right here. So, who wins the bet?"

I think this one would actually be fairly good.

Go with the rake!
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 21:04:14
January 22 2010 21:03 GMT
#42
On January 23 2010 05:50 KizZBG wrote:
Not really a pic up line but worth a try. You gotta have swag for that tho.



Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, you know what im saying, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

Fixed.
You forgot a "you know what I'm sayin?"

I +1 for the rake. Preferably pick a girl who looks somewhat shy, so they don't brush it off as just another idiot.
exeprime
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom643 Posts
January 22 2010 21:05 GMT
#43
On January 23 2010 04:49 Whiplash wrote:
Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime?


This. Seriously.

The rake one could be considered funny by some girls, so meh.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
January 22 2010 21:08 GMT
#44
I think your boyfriend is hot, if you let me get a piece of that ass maybe I'll let you in on the action
TarsTarkas
Profile Joined April 2007
United States169 Posts
January 22 2010 21:09 GMT
#45
"Daddy's home"
Those who think they know everything, are very annoying to those of us who do. - Mark Twain
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
January 22 2010 21:12 GMT
#46
Excuse me, what are you doing tonight, besides giving me a boner?
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
sporkify
Profile Joined April 2009
United States31 Posts
January 22 2010 21:15 GMT
#47
"Excuse me, do you have herpes? Cause, you know, if we both have it..."

Note: only fails horribly with those who don't have herpes. If they do have it, awkwardness might ensue.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
January 22 2010 21:18 GMT
#48
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake


I fucking loled XDDDD
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
January 22 2010 21:20 GMT
#49
On January 23 2010 05:56 ItsPaul wrote:
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away

LOOL!

this is so stupid, disgusting and unfunny that no girl could ever not reject it.
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
HeartOfTofu
Profile Joined December 2009
United States308 Posts
January 22 2010 21:27 GMT
#50
"Hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math. We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

That's the worst one I could think of off the top of my head...
I like to asphixiate myself while covered in liquid latex... Do you?
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
January 22 2010 21:27 GMT
#51
Since it has to be a line, I'd suggest a really, really long sentence, so even if he tries to recover with being dared to say it, she'll be too bored to care.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 22 2010 21:29 GMT
#52
'im gay'
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 22 2010 21:31 GMT
#53
Any pick up line ever.
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 22 2010 21:32 GMT
#54
Wanna (pause) FUCK?
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Deathfate
Profile Joined November 2008
Spain555 Posts
January 22 2010 21:33 GMT
#55
I would like to be poo to go through your anus.
Feel the power of the zerg swarm.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 22 2010 21:36 GMT
#56
go up to a girl working at a store and say "hey you come here often?"

on a cold day go up to a girl acting all cold, rub your hands together and pretend she's a fire then say " you're hot"
yes.
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
January 22 2010 21:37 GMT
#57
if you're free tonight I'd be happy to buy dinner, provided it's less expensive than the steak my friend over there would win if you say no.
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
RamenStyle
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1929 Posts
January 22 2010 21:39 GMT
#58
"I'm a pedo and I'd like to do you imagining you are a little helpless girl. May I?"

This will win the bet for you, and your friend will be slapped by the chick, punched by the bf, beat by the crowd in the bar and arrested by the police.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17765 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 21:43:50
January 22 2010 21:42 GMT
#59
Are we going to dance, or you want to stand here like pitchfork in the manure?

Jawdropping but works wonders.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
January 22 2010 21:46 GMT
#60
Show her how sensitive you are by talking about how upset you are about the MSL Finals setup.
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