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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
January 26 2010 20:11 GMT
#301
On January 23 2010 05:15 789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot


Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex.


I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother.

it could work?
Breaking Bad
Undisputed-
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 26 2010 20:15 GMT
#302
I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves
Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
January 26 2010 20:16 GMT
#303
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


what is a rollplay
And all is illuminated.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-26 20:48:16
January 26 2010 20:21 GMT
#304
On January 23 2010 08:33 BalloonFight wrote:
"Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!"


LOLOL wow thats awesome


Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.

On January 23 2010 15:48 fAnTaCy wrote:
I put the STD in stud and all i need is U


On January 23 2010 12:33 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is you.



these are both awesome ahaha
Breaking Bad
zenaardvark
Profile Joined September 2009
United States18 Posts
January 26 2010 21:18 GMT
#305
Hey, do you know what the spring coefficient is for a mattress? Do you want to find out?
_ is currently a nub...Pending upgrade...
Final_Judicator
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany85 Posts
January 30 2010 23:49 GMT
#306
@OP:

So, will you tell us which one you picked and how it worked out in the end?
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
January 30 2010 23:51 GMT
#307
If he yet has to update us on this then we all know what to assume.
XK ßubonic
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
January 31 2010 00:15 GMT
#308
On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


what is a rollplay


Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out.

It's all explained here.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-31 00:28:29
January 31 2010 00:18 GMT
#309
On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


what is a rollplay


Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out.

It's all explained here.


THAT IS AMAZING

my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

----

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
:)
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
January 31 2010 00:18 GMT
#310
On January 27 2010 05:11 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 05:15 789 wrote:
On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot


Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex.


I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother.

it could work?


If you're Jimi Hendrix, throwing up on the girl would be a viable pickup line.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
January 31 2010 00:35 GMT
#311
My penis isn't long But it's thin;)
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
January 31 2010 00:39 GMT
#312
On January 31 2010 09:18 synapse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


what is a rollplay


Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out.

It's all explained here.


THAT IS AMAZING

my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is
+ Show Spoiler +

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

----

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


That's why I was surprised that nobody else noticed.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Neos
Profile Joined June 2009
United States400 Posts
January 31 2010 00:39 GMT
#313
Do you play starcraft?
.Wilsh.
Profile Joined January 2010
United States133 Posts
February 07 2010 09:47 GMT
#314
I'm about to go home and masturbate, but I need a name to go with that face.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
February 07 2010 09:51 GMT
#315
guess how many cock rings I'm wearing.
yes.
haley
Profile Joined February 2009
64 Posts
February 07 2010 09:58 GMT
#316
On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


what is a rollplay


Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out.

It's all explained here.

He's probably pointing out that the person misspelled "role-play" as "rollplay."
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
February 07 2010 10:00 GMT
#317
Wanna get some pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Kim Jong Tassadar
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States44 Posts
February 08 2010 01:00 GMT
#318
Here's an idea: Have your friend start trying to impress her by talking about how many Koreans he has 5pooled on I-cup. If he can get the girl doing that, you deserve to lose the bet.

There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche.
Tyler Sash for Thorpe, Ricky Stanzi for Heisman
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
February 08 2010 01:03 GMT
#319
I heard this one this weekend: "i havent brushed my teeth since wednesday"

which was 3 days ago
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
February 08 2010 03:30 GMT
#320
On February 08 2010 10:00 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote:
Here's an idea: Have your friend start trying to impress her by talking about how many Koreans he has 5pooled on I-cup. If he can get the girl doing that, you deserve to lose the bet.

There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche.


Oh, god, I could have actually had that work last night..... I'm not joking either.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
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