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On January 23 2010 05:15 789 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex.
I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother.
it could work?
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I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves
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On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...
what is a rollplay
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On January 23 2010 08:33 BalloonFight wrote: "Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!"
LOLOL wow thats awesome
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
On January 23 2010 15:48 fAnTaCy wrote: I put the STD in stud and all i need is U
On January 23 2010 12:33 CaucasianAsian wrote: I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is you.
these are both awesome ahaha
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Hey, do you know what the spring coefficient is for a mattress? Do you want to find out?
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@OP:
So, will you tell us which one you picked and how it worked out in the end?
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If he yet has to update us on this then we all know what to assume.
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On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:Show nested quote +On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat... what is a rollplay
Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out.
It's all explained here.
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On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat... what is a rollplay Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here.
THAT IS AMAZING
my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA: Oh shit eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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On January 27 2010 05:11 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2010 05:15 789 wrote:On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex. I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother. it could work?
If you're Jimi Hendrix, throwing up on the girl would be a viable pickup line.
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My penis isn't long But it's thin;)
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On January 31 2010 09:18 synapse wrote:Show nested quote +On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat... what is a rollplay Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here. THAT IS AMAZING my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is + Show Spoiler + Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA: Oh shit eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
That's why I was surprised that nobody else noticed.....
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I'm about to go home and masturbate, but I need a name to go with that face.
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guess how many cock rings I'm wearing.
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On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2010 05:16 freelander wrote:On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat... what is a rollplay Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here. He's probably pointing out that the person misspelled "role-play" as "rollplay."
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Wanna get some pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?
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Here's an idea: Have your friend start trying to impress her by talking about how many Koreans he has 5pooled on I-cup. If he can get the girl doing that, you deserve to lose the bet.
There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche.
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I heard this one this weekend: "i havent brushed my teeth since wednesday"
which was 3 days ago
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On February 08 2010 10:00 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote: Here's an idea: Have your friend start trying to impress her by talking about how many Koreans he has 5pooled on I-cup. If he can get the girl doing that, you deserve to lose the bet.
There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche.
Oh, god, I could have actually had that work last night..... I'm not joking either.
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