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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:15 789 wrote: Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex. I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother. it could work? | ||
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Undisputed-
United States379 Posts
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote: hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat... what is a rollplay | ||
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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
On January 23 2010 08:33 BalloonFight wrote: "Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!" LOLOL wow thats awesome Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. On January 23 2010 15:48 fAnTaCy wrote: I put the STD in stud and all i need is U On January 23 2010 12:33 CaucasianAsian wrote: I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is you. these are both awesome ahaha | ||
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zenaardvark
United States18 Posts
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Final_Judicator
Germany85 Posts
So, will you tell us which one you picked and how it worked out in the end?  | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote: Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here. THAT IS AMAZING my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. ---- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA: Oh shit eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On January 27 2010 05:11 vRoOk wrote: I actually read in Jimi Hendrix's biography Room Full of Mirrors by Charles Cross that Jimi's favorite and most successful pick-up line was.. you remind me of my mother. it could work? If you're Jimi Hendrix, throwing up on the girl would be a viable pickup line. | ||
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SirGlinG
Sweden933 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
On January 31 2010 09:18 synapse wrote: THAT IS AMAZING my god.. im like in tears how funny this shit is + Show Spoiler + Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. ---- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA: Oh shit eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something That's why I was surprised that nobody else noticed..... | ||
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Neos
United States400 Posts
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.Wilsh.
United States133 Posts
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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haley
64 Posts
On January 31 2010 09:15 lMPERVlOUS wrote: Wow. I can't believe nobody else noticed this one. Fine. I'll spell it out. It's all explained here. He's probably pointing out that the person misspelled "role-play" as "rollplay." | ||
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
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Kim Jong Tassadar
United States44 Posts
There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche. | ||
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Pulimuli
Sweden2766 Posts
which was 3 days ago | ||
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
On February 08 2010 10:00 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote: Here's an idea: Have your friend start trying to impress her by talking about how many Koreans he has 5pooled on I-cup. If he can get the girl doing that, you deserve to lose the bet. There's no chance of it being misinterpreted as sarcasm, just him being a douche. Oh, god, I could have actually had that work last night..... I'm not joking either. | ||
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