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RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
January 25 2010 12:21 GMT
#281
I'm from the future, nine months from now we have a baby!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 25 2010 12:54 GMT
#282
PREPARE FOR ENDLESS RAPTURE
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Sad[Panda]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States458 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-25 13:52:03
January 25 2010 13:43 GMT
#283
Idiot:IGOTSARIDDLEFORU!!! If your left legs thanksgiving and your right legs christmas can I visit between the holidays?
Female: -_-;;

or make it go like this


(P.S. That "black dude" is actually a woman -_- creeeeepyyy)
( O.O) ("\(t.t )/") ~ I'm just looking for someone to hug
iG.SwOrD
Profile Joined October 2009
Bulgaria183 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-25 14:34:13
January 25 2010 14:33 GMT
#284
On January 25 2010 22:43 Sad[Panda] wrote:
Idiot:IGOTSARIDDLEFORU!!! If your left legs thanksgiving and your right legs christmas can I visit between the holidays?
Female: -_-;;

or make it go like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRbkkqZikx4

(P.S. That "black dude" is actually a woman -_- creeeeepyyy)


crack me up
piratebay
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States399 Posts
January 25 2010 16:09 GMT
#285
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...
Redstorm[MFx]
Profile Joined September 2005
Norway258 Posts
January 25 2010 16:25 GMT
#286
wanna go to my place and do a magic trick? we have sex and u disappear
+_+
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
January 25 2010 16:39 GMT
#287
On January 26 2010 01:09 piratebay wrote:
hello you, let's rollplay, i put on my wizard hat...


And you hope she replies with "Oh, I like to play dress up"
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Bash
Profile Joined August 2007
Finland1533 Posts
January 25 2010 17:01 GMT
#288
There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned.
I can't sing and I can't dance, but still I know how to clap my hands.
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
January 25 2010 17:39 GMT
#289
Wax on, Wax off.
GiftPflanZe
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Germany623 Posts
January 25 2010 18:05 GMT
#290
On January 24 2010 03:47 zerglingsfolife wrote:
You're like a rare pokemon card that I just can't have

This
...
zazen
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Brazil695 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-25 18:19:50
January 25 2010 18:18 GMT
#291
Based on a true story, a couple of years ago my drunken friend who plays Lineage 2 actually approached a girl and said:
"LEVEL 49 PLAINSWALKER LOOKING FOR GROUP!"
"what?"
"LEVEL 49 PLAINSWALKER LOOKING FOR GROUP!"
"huh?"
"nevermind."
"The quest for nexus has brought many men of genius to insanity... HUEHUEHUE!"
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 25 2010 19:46 GMT
#292
" Can I pound your vagina? "
it was written
ArchoN[VenoM]
Profile Joined January 2010
United States90 Posts
January 25 2010 19:50 GMT
#293
There is no way you could be a Protoss or Zerg because your just TERRAN out my heart when im with you/ But when we are apart i have insufficient vespene gas.

lame
Life with every breath ~Bushido
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 25 2010 20:10 GMT
#294
make a business card " Big John: Pussy Tamer" then just give it to her and smile.
yes.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
January 26 2010 12:02 GMT
#295
On January 25 2010 23:33 iG.SwOrD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2010 22:43 Sad[Panda] wrote:
Idiot:IGOTSARIDDLEFORU!!! If your left legs thanksgiving and your right legs christmas can I visit between the holidays?
Female: -_-;;

or make it go like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRbkkqZikx4

(P.S. That "black dude" is actually a woman -_- creeeeepyyy)


crack me up



WORD
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 26 2010 12:08 GMT
#296
"A wise man once said- "Every man has a pole and every woman has a hole."
can i see your hole or better yet your whole?
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Go0g3n
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Russian Federation410 Posts
January 26 2010 12:33 GMT
#297
You know how much a Polar Bear wights? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm...
LaiShin
Profile Joined November 2005
Australia978 Posts
January 26 2010 12:44 GMT
#298
I lost my phone number...

Can I have yours?
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-26 13:14:27
January 26 2010 12:57 GMT
#299


"Ah, you can read!"

"I'm not a violent person, I like ears, especially women ears they're my favorite."
" I don't mean I collect ears! I don't have like a bucket of ears hidden away somewhere. No, I'm not some kind of mad ear collector. Not that there's anything wrong with your ears! You have very nice ears! If I was some kind of ear person, yours would be the pride of my collection"



"I'm just saying it... it's great to see your legs together for once. Uh, no, no! What I meant was, normally, I enjoy your legs separately."

"Believe me, I'm not trying to part your legs. No, no, uh... not "part" in the sense of, you know, um... I mean, I don' want to... Amputate one. I'm not one of these amputators."
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
January 26 2010 17:54 GMT
#300
Holy shit, that last video is so good
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