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Bwenjarin Raffrack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States322 Posts
January 24 2010 05:55 GMT
#241
On January 24 2010 14:02 V6 wrote:
"would you like some aids?"


In all seriousness (hurr), pretty sure something like this would win the bet. "Are you HIV-positive too?"

If they aren't, they'll vehemently decline his offer, and if they are, your friend won't want to sleep with them. Thus no action transaction.
I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
January 24 2010 06:43 GMT
#242
lets play house... you be the door and i'll slam you!
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
jaybrundage
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3921 Posts
January 24 2010 07:16 GMT
#243
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake


This is amazing lol.

Heres some from good ole youtube.

Wanna try an australian kiss its just like a french kiss but down under.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair <---- Insta fail

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

XD so hilarious
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
ccou
Profile Joined December 2008
United States681 Posts
January 24 2010 07:53 GMT
#244
On January 23 2010 10:36 Loanshark wrote:
Wanna have a threesome with me and my friend over there?


Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this.
Wake up Mr. B!
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
January 24 2010 07:54 GMT
#245
uh, OP, are you gonna update after you meet with your friend again.?
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 24 2010 07:58 GMT
#246
Motion to her with one finger until she comes over, then "If I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with all 5."
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Mori600
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Japan311 Posts
January 24 2010 08:07 GMT
#247
Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a night. Lite a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
January 24 2010 08:12 GMT
#248
You look bored. It's alright, i'm a hammer. We should get together, i'll nail you to a wall.
U Gotta Skate.
Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
January 24 2010 08:26 GMT
#249
You can crash at my place. My couch pulls out... but I don't.
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
Deleted User 38166
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
109 Posts
January 24 2010 08:26 GMT
#250
Tell him to say this:

"How far along are you?"

She says:

"I'm not pregnant"

He says:

"Oh sorry, you're just fat. Wanna fuck?"
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 24 2010 09:43 GMT
#251
maybe he should just pull out his dick. I can honestly think of no better pick up line.
yes.
EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
January 24 2010 09:44 GMT
#252
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"
But why?
zFly
Profile Joined May 2009
United States75 Posts
January 24 2010 09:57 GMT
#253
On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

So much this.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
January 24 2010 10:43 GMT
#254
On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

So many girls I know would go along with him just to fuck you over. Don't try this one. Also update OP!
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 24 2010 11:13 GMT
#255
On January 24 2010 16:58 Fontong wrote:
Motion to her with one finger until she comes over, then "If I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with all 5."

so this one is specific for people with 5 fingers?
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
January 24 2010 11:39 GMT
#256
On January 23 2010 07:54 nhk wrote:
MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1?


I was waiting for the first SC pick up line and it was epic IMO

LOL
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
January 24 2010 12:04 GMT
#257
"Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it."
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 24 2010 12:13 GMT
#258
On January 24 2010 21:04 CaptainPlatypus wrote:
"Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it."

if she is by any chance is a hooker then he's golden.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 24 2010 12:16 GMT
#259
ok how about this (kinda geeky)-

"I want to insert my magic staff into your royal crown"
You have the power to create your own destiny.
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
January 24 2010 12:33 GMT
#260
Daddy's home
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
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