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Bwenjarin Raffrack
United States322 Posts
On January 24 2010 14:02 V6 wrote: "would you like some aids?" In all seriousness (hurr), pretty sure something like this would win the bet. "Are you HIV-positive too?" If they aren't, they'll vehemently decline his offer, and if they are, your friend won't want to sleep with them. Thus no action transaction. | ||
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puppykiller
United States3137 Posts
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jaybrundage
United States3921 Posts
On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote: You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake This is amazing lol. Heres some from good ole youtube. Wanna try an australian kiss its just like a french kiss but down under. I wanna floss with your pubic hair <---- Insta fail You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away. XD so hilarious | ||
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ccou
United States681 Posts
On January 23 2010 10:36 Loanshark wrote: Wanna have a threesome with me and my friend over there? Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this. | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
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Mori600
Japan311 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
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Ludrik
Australia523 Posts
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Deleted User 38166
109 Posts
"How far along are you?" She says: "I'm not pregnant" He says: "Oh sorry, you're just fat. Wanna fuck?" | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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EmeraldSparks
United States1451 Posts
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zFly
United States75 Posts
On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote: "I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?" So much this. | ||
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Rainmaker5
United States1027 Posts
On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote: "I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?" So many girls I know would go along with him just to fuck you over. Don't try this one. Also update OP! | ||
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hifriend
China7935 Posts
On January 24 2010 16:58 Fontong wrote: Motion to her with one finger until she comes over, then "If I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with all 5." so this one is specific for people with 5 fingers? | ||
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Silentness
United States2821 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:54 nhk wrote: MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1? I was waiting for the first SC pick up line and it was epic IMO LOL | ||
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CaptainPlatypus
United States852 Posts
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BloodDrunK
Bangladesh2767 Posts
On January 24 2010 21:04 CaptainPlatypus wrote: "Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it." if she is by any chance is a hooker then he's golden. | ||
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BloodDrunK
Bangladesh2767 Posts
"I want to insert my magic staff into your royal crown" | ||
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
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