In all seriousness (hurr), pretty sure something like this would win the bet. "Are you HIV-positive too?"

If they aren't, they'll vehemently decline his offer, and if they are, your friend won't want to sleep with them. Thus no action transaction.

puppykiller

United States3128 Posts

January 24 2010 06:43 GMT

#242

lets play house... you be the door and i'll slam you!

jaybrundage

United States3921 Posts

January 24 2010 07:16 GMT

#243

On January 23 2010 04:54 Shiladie wrote:
You have to make sure it's a pickup line he can't recover from by saying he was forced to say it by friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

This is amazing lol.

Heres some from good ole youtube.

Wanna try an australian kiss its just like a french kiss but down under.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair <---- Insta fail

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

XD so hilarious

ccou

United States681 Posts

January 24 2010 07:53 GMT

#244

On January 23 2010 10:36 Loanshark wrote:
Wanna have a threesome with me and my friend over there?

Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this.

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

January 24 2010 07:54 GMT

#245

uh, OP, are you gonna update after you meet with your friend again.?

Fontong

United States6454 Posts

January 24 2010 07:58 GMT

#246

Motion to her with one finger until she comes over, then "If I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with all 5."

Mori600

Japan311 Posts

January 24 2010 08:07 GMT

#247

Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

ghermination

United States2851 Posts

January 24 2010 08:12 GMT

#248

You look bored. It's alright, i'm a hammer. We should get together, i'll nail you to a wall.

Ludrik

Australia523 Posts

January 24 2010 08:26 GMT

#249

You can crash at my place. My couch pulls out... but I don't.

Deleted User 38166

109 Posts

January 24 2010 08:26 GMT

#250

Tell him to say this:

"How far along are you?"

She says:

"I'm not pregnant"

He says:

"Oh sorry, you're just fat. Wanna fuck?"

DeathSpank

United States1029 Posts

January 24 2010 09:43 GMT

#251

maybe he should just pull out his dick. I can honestly think of no better pick up line.

EmeraldSparks

United States1451 Posts

January 24 2010 09:44 GMT

#252

"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

zFly

United States75 Posts

January 24 2010 09:57 GMT

#253

On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

So much this.

Rainmaker5

United States1027 Posts

January 24 2010 10:43 GMT

#254

On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

So many girls I know would go along with him just to fuck you over. Don't try this one. Also update OP!

hifriend

China7935 Posts

January 24 2010 11:13 GMT

#255

On January 24 2010 16:58 Fontong wrote:
Motion to her with one finger until she comes over, then "If I made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with all 5."

so this one is specific for people with 5 fingers?

Silentness

United States2821 Posts

January 24 2010 11:39 GMT

#256

On January 23 2010 07:54 nhk wrote:
MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1?

I was waiting for the first SC pick up line and it was epic IMO

LOL

CaptainPlatypus

United States852 Posts

January 24 2010 12:04 GMT

#257

"Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it."

BloodDrunK

Bangladesh2767 Posts

January 24 2010 12:13 GMT

#258

On January 24 2010 21:04 CaptainPlatypus wrote:
"Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it."

if she is by any chance is a hooker then he's golden.