EPTHorrible pick up lines. - Page 11
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savagepanda
China2 Posts
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HitmanForHire
3 Posts
there`s a party in my pants and urin.........................vited or make him try: they say stupid people are good in bed, but that`s lie because i am really bad | ||
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
'Money can't buy love, but it can buy us a cab back to my place' 'Lower your standards, I just did' 'I think about you when I masturbate.' 'Did you know that only 34% of women can really taste semen? Wanna find out if you're among those?' 'AYBABTU, AYBABTU, AYBABTU' | ||
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Chunkybuddha
Canada347 Posts
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3) Nice legs... What time do they open? 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 24) Do you sleep on your stomach ? Can I? 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them? | ||
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HitmanForHire
3 Posts
always a good start =) | ||
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Jazriel
Canada404 Posts
Something like "I find your beauty ravishing and it makes me lose control of myself." | ||
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
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Cube
Canada777 Posts
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
But even if he could pick his own line or whatever, whats the likelihood that he could get on with a girl you pick... Or any girl for that matter, if shes the first girl he talks to. | ||
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Promises
Netherlands1821 Posts
Yah. That. | ||
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Jazriel
Canada404 Posts
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
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Abjurer
Sweden210 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://bipolaires.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gumb5.jpg) You will from now on be known as "that guy". | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On January 24 2010 03:15 lone_hydra wrote: "I'd like to take you home and show you what MSL did to starcraft." Hahahaha, honestly if I was in the right mood and feeling playful, a Starcraft pickup line might just work, lol. MORE SC ONES PLZ | ||
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Misrah
United States1695 Posts
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virpi
Germany3599 Posts
This actually worked for me, no bs. She answered: "Yeah, I'm Maria Magdalena..." | ||
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zerglingsfolife
United States1694 Posts
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rANDY
United Kingdom748 Posts
"I made you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest" | ||
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3 Lions
United States3705 Posts
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
On January 24 2010 00:05 Chunkybuddha wrote: + Show Spoiler + 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3) Nice legs... What time do they open? 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 24) Do you sleep on your stomach ? Can I? 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them? No 16 FTW!!! I lol'd so darn much! | ||
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