• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 15:31
CEST 21:31
KST 04:31
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2915Serral wins Maestros of the Game 243ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12
Community News
GSTL Returns in 2026!21Weekly Cups (Aug 3-9): Protoss get shut out7RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-2212Weekly Cups (July 27-Aug 2): SHIN's big week0SC4ALL II: Brood War - $2500 - Dec 5-611
StarCraft 2
General
GSTL Returns in 2026! SC4ALL: II Talent Announcement! Balance hotfix patch 5.0.16b (July 16) Protoss AoE skill expression Weekly Cups (Aug 3-9): Protoss get shut out
Tourneys
PIG STY FESTIVAL 8.0! (13 - 23 August) Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) 2026 KungFu Cup Announcement Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
Nexus Wars 2021 GUIDE [M] (2) Industrial Park
External Content
Mutation # 538 Media Blackout The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 537 Hostile Territory Mutation # 536 Railroad Switch
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ ASL22 General Discussion Best Games Kespa era StarCraft 64 is coming to Philly at SC4ALL II
Tourneys
Escore Tournament - Season 3 Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues SC4ALL II: Brood War - $2500 - Dec 5-6
Strategy
Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation Fighting Spirit mining rates Any training maps people recommend? Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Anyone here play Quakeworld back in the day? Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread EVE Corporation General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish TSM pausing esports and CLG Dead
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Power Rank TL Mafia Community Thread NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread The Letting Off Steam Thread
Fan Clubs
MarineLorD Fan Club The ShoWTimE Fan Club The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread Series you have seen recently... [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Simple Questions Simple Answers FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
LOCKPICKING NOOB
LUCKY_NOOB
Chinese Gen Z: Between Dream…
TrAiDoS
Cathedral Of CS And NY pizza a…
FuDDx
Please support my new stand…
Peanutsc
Hello guys!
LIN1s
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 3769 users

Horrible pick up lines. - Page 9

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 7 8 9 10 11 17 Next All
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
January 23 2010 06:00 GMT
#161
You have the enviable chance of changing forever the life of a deaf paraplegic leper, will you embark upon this once in a lifetime opportunity?!
Adonai bless
holybad
Profile Joined January 2010
United States9 Posts
January 23 2010 06:06 GMT
#162
hey baby Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get
asking whymakes you wiser
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
January 23 2010 06:17 GMT
#163
So, I made a bet with my friend that I could get you in bed.
Let's go fuck now.
darkness overpowering
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 23 2010 06:21 GMT
#164
*Starcraft lines inc

Baby you put my tank in siege mode

Can I 1a2a3a you
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
January 23 2010 06:23 GMT
#165
Do you speak English?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
January 23 2010 06:23 GMT
#166
On January 23 2010 09:04 Slow Motion wrote:
For Japanese girls: Are you from Hiroshima, cause you're da bomb!


that pickup line is in SUCH bad taste T_T
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
January 23 2010 06:27 GMT
#167
On January 23 2010 07:12 FonzeXD wrote:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't own a Ferrari.

XDDDD I used that on a girl and she couldn't stop laughing xD

me likes. lol'd.
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
JeanGuy
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada18 Posts
January 23 2010 06:46 GMT
#168
sorry i don't have one but i do have a question though

i used to think these pickup lines were all jokes but from what i've read on this thread it actually seems like people go up to girls and use them

it would seem to me like it would be extremely weird to go up to a random person and use one of them, like what do you expect the person to answer?
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
January 23 2010 06:47 GMT
#169
On January 23 2010 08:46 Liquid`Drone wrote:
INTERCOURSE?

FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE?

best one yet
Translator
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
January 23 2010 06:48 GMT
#170
I put the STD in stud and all i need is U
President of Doctor Helvetica Fan Club...PM to join. Members--4, Most recent: Archas
Sc2ggRise
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States607 Posts
January 23 2010 06:52 GMT
#171
there's a party in my mouth... and everyone's cummin - you should too.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 23 2010 06:52 GMT
#172
On January 23 2010 15:48 fAnTaCy wrote:
I put the STD in stud and all i need is U


lol this one is pretty funny
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
holyhalo5
Profile Joined October 2009
United States187 Posts
January 23 2010 06:53 GMT
#173
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.
I'm cold as iceeeee
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 23 2010 06:55 GMT
#174
On January 23 2010 15:53 holyhalo5 wrote:
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.

and you call that bad?
You have the power to create your own destiny.
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
January 23 2010 06:59 GMT
#175
On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote:
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"

!!!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 23 2010 07:01 GMT
#176
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
holyhalo5
Profile Joined October 2009
United States187 Posts
January 23 2010 07:04 GMT
#177
On January 23 2010 15:55 BloodDrunK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 15:53 holyhalo5 wrote:
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.

and you call that bad?


that's supposed to be good? 0.0
I'm cold as iceeeee
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 07:11:36
January 23 2010 07:10 GMT
#178
I BREAK ICE LIKE I FUCK!

then release the most beastly of yells to ever be heard and start rampaging around her.
yes.
ProoM
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Lithuania1741 Posts
January 23 2010 07:12 GMT
#179
Lee Young Ho or Lee Je Dong?!
IMBA - International Mountain Bicycling Association.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 07:19:19
January 23 2010 07:18 GMT
#180
I enjoy all sorts of penises*, which one do you prefer from the wide variety?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Prev 1 7 8 9 10 11 17 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 14h 29m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft590
ZombieGrub235
ProTech84
UpATreeSC 80
MindelVK 26
EmSc Tv 16
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 17091
Soma 297
Rush 225
Mong 66
Terrorterran 29
Rock 15
Dota 2
qojqva3989
XaKoH 510
canceldota73
Counter-Strike
fl0m3162
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang089
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu3
Other Games
Grubby2040
shahzam428
B2W.Neo327
Liquid`VortiX290
ArmadaUGS118
Livibee89
KnowMe60
Trikslyr59
QueenE57
Mew2King48
Organizations
StarCraft 2
EmSc Tv 16
EmSc2Tv 16
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 77
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Pr0nogo 3
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis2474
• TFBlade871
• Shiphtur472
Other Games
• imaqtpie1288
Upcoming Events
CranKy Ducklings
14h 29m
PiG Sty Festival
16h 29m
herO vs Krystianer
Solar vs Cure
IPSL
20h 29m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 14h
PiG Sty Festival
1d 16h
Maru vs Shameless
Reynor vs TriGGeR
IPSL
1d 20h
OSC
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Rush vs Hm
Bisu vs Shuttle
WardiTV Weekly
2 days
The Patches Monday
2 days
[ Show More ]
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
Sharp vs Shinee
Action vs Shine
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
BeSt vs Paralyze
Jaedong vs Speed
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
KCM Race Survival
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
PiG Sty Festival
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-08-13
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
K-JUNGMAN
Acropolis #5
Escore Tournament S3: W7
RSL Revival: Season 6
PiG Sty Festival 8.0
Esports World Cup 2026
Esports World Cup 2026: LCQ
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026

Upcoming

CSLAN 4
ASL Season 22
Escore Tournament S3: W8
Acropolis #5 - TRS
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Acropolis #5 - GSA
Acropolis #5 - GSB
HSC XXX
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Big Dog Cup 2026 Div 1
META DYMY #4
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.