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XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
January 23 2010 06:00 GMT
#161
You have the enviable chance of changing forever the life of a deaf paraplegic leper, will you embark upon this once in a lifetime opportunity?!
Adonai bless
holybad
Profile Joined January 2010
United States9 Posts
January 23 2010 06:06 GMT
#162
hey baby Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get
asking whymakes you wiser
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
January 23 2010 06:17 GMT
#163
So, I made a bet with my friend that I could get you in bed.
Let's go fuck now.
darkness overpowering
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 23 2010 06:21 GMT
#164
*Starcraft lines inc

Baby you put my tank in siege mode

Can I 1a2a3a you
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
January 23 2010 06:23 GMT
#165
Do you speak English?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
January 23 2010 06:23 GMT
#166
On January 23 2010 09:04 Slow Motion wrote:
For Japanese girls: Are you from Hiroshima, cause you're da bomb!


that pickup line is in SUCH bad taste T_T
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
January 23 2010 06:27 GMT
#167
On January 23 2010 07:12 FonzeXD wrote:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't own a Ferrari.

XDDDD I used that on a girl and she couldn't stop laughing xD

me likes. lol'd.
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
JeanGuy
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada18 Posts
January 23 2010 06:46 GMT
#168
sorry i don't have one but i do have a question though

i used to think these pickup lines were all jokes but from what i've read on this thread it actually seems like people go up to girls and use them

it would seem to me like it would be extremely weird to go up to a random person and use one of them, like what do you expect the person to answer?
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
January 23 2010 06:47 GMT
#169
On January 23 2010 08:46 Liquid`Drone wrote:
INTERCOURSE?

FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE?

best one yet
Translator
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
January 23 2010 06:48 GMT
#170
I put the STD in stud and all i need is U
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Sc2ggRise
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States607 Posts
January 23 2010 06:52 GMT
#171
there's a party in my mouth... and everyone's cummin - you should too.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 23 2010 06:52 GMT
#172
On January 23 2010 15:48 fAnTaCy wrote:
I put the STD in stud and all i need is U


lol this one is pretty funny
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
holyhalo5
Profile Joined October 2009
United States187 Posts
January 23 2010 06:53 GMT
#173
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.
I'm cold as iceeeee
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 23 2010 06:55 GMT
#174
On January 23 2010 15:53 holyhalo5 wrote:
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.

and you call that bad?
You have the power to create your own destiny.
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
January 23 2010 06:59 GMT
#175
On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote:
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"

!!!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 23 2010 07:01 GMT
#176
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
holyhalo5
Profile Joined October 2009
United States187 Posts
January 23 2010 07:04 GMT
#177
On January 23 2010 15:55 BloodDrunK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 15:53 holyhalo5 wrote:
is your name summer? cuz you are hot.

and you call that bad?


that's supposed to be good? 0.0
I'm cold as iceeeee
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 07:11:36
January 23 2010 07:10 GMT
#178
I BREAK ICE LIKE I FUCK!

then release the most beastly of yells to ever be heard and start rampaging around her.
yes.
ProoM
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Lithuania1741 Posts
January 23 2010 07:12 GMT
#179
Lee Young Ho or Lee Je Dong?!
IMBA - International Mountain Bicycling Association.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 07:19:19
January 23 2010 07:18 GMT
#180
I enjoy all sorts of penises*, which one do you prefer from the wide variety?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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