EPTHorrible pick up lines. - Page 7
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instantdry1
Canada2 Posts
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
On January 23 2010 09:04 Slow Motion wrote: For Japanese girls: Are you from Hiroshima, cause you're da bomb! oh man I've actually never heard of that one.. | ||
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MrChance
Germany51 Posts
Let me show you the trunk of my car. Or à la big bang theory: You are like the sun, a fat ball of hot gas that is eventually going to collapse. | ||
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opsayo
591 Posts
have some fun | ||
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
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LuMiX
China5758 Posts
On January 23 2010 06:36 DeathSpank wrote: go up to a girl working at a store and say "hey you come here often?" on a cold day go up to a girl acting all cold, rub your hands together and pretend she's a fire then say " you're hot" these are so stupid it makes it funny haha! | ||
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Godimus
United States126 Posts
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
*strike a pose | ||
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Chameleon
United States604 Posts
On January 23 2010 09:11 Bibbit wrote: "Excuse me madam, would you like to get double thorned by me and my buddy over there?" THIS winwin | ||
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RLTY
United States965 Posts
On January 23 2010 09:27 Adeny wrote: What you should do is make him use every single one of these pickup lines in succession. This is it. | ||
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Jlab
United States217 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + In reference to the Sex position, the Eiffel Tower. You can google it i won't post it here | ||
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haetbeam
United States10 Posts
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[ZiNC]Ling
United States69 Posts
On January 23 2010 08:51 arb wrote: well my friend tried this one last weekend "Hey you wanna grab a pizza and FUCK" the girls (like 5 of them) rolled up their windows and drove off pretty fast Out of everything in this thread, for some reason this one cracked me up. I guess there's no accounting for taste. | ||
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Arxyn
Canada17 Posts
edit Dam, was already said :p | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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alphafuzard
United States1610 Posts
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
On January 23 2010 08:46 Liquid`Drone wrote: INTERCOURSE? FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE? LOL.. straight to the point. Use this. | ||
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SiDX
New Zealand1975 Posts
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selboN
United States2523 Posts
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
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