EPTHorrible pick up lines. - Page 6
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conTAgi0n
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Pvvned
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BalloonFight
United States2007 Posts
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nebffa
Australia776 Posts
Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's fuck." | ||
AltaiR_
Korea (South)922 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28784 Posts
FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE? | ||
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Piy
Scotland3152 Posts
but to continue the trend: "My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in." | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
"Hey you wanna grab a pizza and FUCK" the girls (like 5 of them) rolled up their windows and drove off pretty fast | ||
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
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Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On January 23 2010 08:33 BalloonFight wrote: "Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!" rofl.. | ||
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
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IHurtMyBackHo
United States32 Posts
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Yngvis
Norway26 Posts
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iG.SwOrD
Bulgaria183 Posts
this | ||
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Adeny
Norway1233 Posts
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DyEnasTy
United States3714 Posts
Your name must be Mickey, cause your so fine. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Do you want to see something swell? I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick? Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show! If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle. Ok im done. | ||
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
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tube
United States1475 Posts
because your body's KICKIN | ||
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