Horrible pick up lines. - Page 6

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conTAgi0n

United States335 Posts

January 22 2010 23:29 GMT

#101

What race do you play?

Pvvned

United States409 Posts

January 22 2010 23:30 GMT

#102

"I'm gonna be so deep inside you tonight that the next guy who pulls me out will be the king of England."

BalloonFight

United States2007 Posts

January 22 2010 23:33 GMT

#103

"Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!"

nebffa

Australia776 Posts

January 22 2010 23:36 GMT

#104

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like spaghetti,
Let's fuck."

AltaiR_

Korea (South)922 Posts

January 22 2010 23:46 GMT

#105

I have a job but it blows.

Liquid`Drone

Norway28910 Posts

January 22 2010 23:46 GMT

#106

INTERCOURSE?

FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE?

Piy

Scotland3152 Posts

January 22 2010 23:47 GMT

#107

Don't go violent sexual or plain violent. Almost everyone will tell that's a joke and go along with it. Do something weird and stupid like asking her what blood type she is and then going niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice or something.

but to continue the trend:

"My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in."

arb

Noobville17922 Posts

January 22 2010 23:51 GMT

#108

well my friend tried this one last weekend

"Hey you wanna grab a pizza and FUCK"

the girls (like 5 of them) rolled up their windows and drove off pretty fast

Xenocide_Knight

Korea (South)2625 Posts

January 22 2010 23:54 GMT

#109

That shirt looks very becoming on you. But hey, if I were on you, i'd becoming too

Kazius

Israel1456 Posts

January 22 2010 23:58 GMT

#110

Hello, you look like you like double-anal-fisting. Oh, that's your mouth. Sorry.

Saturnize

United States2473 Posts

January 23 2010 00:02 GMT

#111

On January 23 2010 08:33 BalloonFight wrote:
"Do you work at subway?.. Because you just gave me a FOOT LONG!"

rofl..

Slow Motion

United States6960 Posts

January 23 2010 00:04 GMT

#112

For Japanese girls: Are you from Hiroshima, cause you're da bomb!

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

January 23 2010 00:11 GMT

#113

"Excuse me madam, would you like to get double thorned by me and my buddy over there?"

IHurtMyBackHo

United States32 Posts

January 23 2010 00:14 GMT

#114

If sexiness were mexican wrestling I'd do you with a mask on.

Yngvis

Norway26 Posts

January 23 2010 00:15 GMT

#115

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

iG.SwOrD

Bulgaria183 Posts

January 23 2010 00:18 GMT

#116

On January 23 2010 09:02 Saturnize wrote:

Show nested quote +

rofl..

this

Adeny

Norway1233 Posts

January 23 2010 00:27 GMT

#117

What you should do is make him use every single one of these pickup lines in succession.

DyEnasTy

United States3721 Posts

January 23 2010 00:33 GMT

#118

Your body is like Visa, its everywhere I want to be.
Your name must be Mickey, cause your so fine.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you want to see something swell?
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

Ok im done.