EPTHorrible pick up lines. - Page 8
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Lyzon
United Kingdom440 Posts
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
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SnowFantasy
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Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. Or WoW: I've heard that you are an Epic mount. Can I raid your molten core? Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing. | ||
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
Pause 'cause I'm lovesick | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11595 Posts
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micronesia
United States24768 Posts
On January 23 2010 11:15 Jlab wrote: Have you even been to Paris? + Show Spoiler + In reference to the Sex position, the Eiffel Tower. You can google it i won't post it here Would anyone even remotely get this? It would seem like you are just randomly asking her that question. | ||
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AmstAff
Germany949 Posts
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
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MorningMusume11
United States3490 Posts
"I know my calculus, its that you + me = love" or something bullshit like that. This dude was getting all serious about how this had to be translated (it's a song title) "사랑을 삼키다" or if u cant see it Sa Rang Eul Sam Ki Dah which can be translated as "Swallow my Love" (Implying it's the dude) So you just say to her " You want to Sa Rang Eul Sam Ki Dah?" If she asks you what it means say "You want to swallow my love" | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:39 Cambium wrote: I'd like to put my subterranean tentacle through your nydus canal Fixed. On January 23 2010 12:36 micronesia wrote: Would anyone even remotely get this? It would seem like you are just randomly asking her that question. You would probably have to follow up like: "Have you ever been to Paris?" "No, why?" "Because I think we should make an Eiffel Tower" Or something like that. | ||
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ThunderGod
New Zealand897 Posts
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. | ||
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Mykill
Canada3402 Posts
This is good. | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
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MorningMusume11
United States3490 Posts
Great legs, what time do they open? | ||
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Scaramanga
Australia8092 Posts
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang" | ||
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Gray_Fox
Philippines25 Posts
last night a girl did that to me, i'm not good looking but neither was she :r | ||
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
Girl: Period. Your friend: End of discussion. | ||
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Whiplash
United States2929 Posts
On January 23 2010 06:29 Frits wrote: 'im gay' You'd be surprised how many times that would work. | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
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NeCroPoTeNce
United States513 Posts
"Hey there. You know, your boobs are like Mt. Rushmoore. I just wanna put my face on it." Yeah, it only works in the U.S., but just thought I'd put it out there. | ||
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