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Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
January 23 2010 03:22 GMT
#141
"Hey, either come home with me now, or wake up in an alley tomorrow not knowing how you got there"
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
January 23 2010 03:25 GMT
#142
"Hey, wanna see a dead body?"
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
January 23 2010 03:26 GMT
#143
You can go for the Harry Potter theme:

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

Or WoW:

I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
Can I raid your molten core?
Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
January 23 2010 03:27 GMT
#144
When I see your face I want to vomit.

Pause





'cause I'm lovesick

CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11602 Posts
January 23 2010 03:33 GMT
#145
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is you.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 03:37:06
January 23 2010 03:36 GMT
#146
On January 23 2010 11:15 Jlab wrote:
Have you even been to Paris?
+ Show Spoiler +
In reference to the Sex position, the Eiffel Tower. You can google it i won't post it here

Would anyone even remotely get this?

It would seem like you are just randomly asking her that question.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
AmstAff
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany949 Posts
January 23 2010 03:37 GMT
#147
"i'm a virgin, wanna change that?"

after 2 years i reached it = marine icon
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
January 23 2010 03:41 GMT
#148
yo girl lemme get at dat pussy
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
January 23 2010 03:48 GMT
#149
Omg what was that one song back in the early 2000's

"I know my calculus, its that you + me = love" or something bullshit like that.

This dude was getting all serious about how this had to be translated (it's a song title)
"사랑을 삼키다" or if u cant see it Sa Rang Eul Sam Ki Dah which can be translated as "Swallow my Love"

(Implying it's the dude) So you just say to her " You want to Sa Rang Eul Sam Ki Dah?" If she asks you what it means say "You want to swallow my love"
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 03:53:34
January 23 2010 03:50 GMT
#150
On January 23 2010 07:39 Cambium wrote:
I'd like to put my subterranean tentacle through your nydus canal

Fixed.

On January 23 2010 12:36 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 11:15 Jlab wrote:
Have you even been to Paris?
+ Show Spoiler +
In reference to the Sex position, the Eiffel Tower. You can google it i won't post it here

Would anyone even remotely get this?

It would seem like you are just randomly asking her that question.

You would probably have to follow up like:
"Have you ever been to Paris?"
"No, why?"
"Because I think we should make an Eiffel Tower"
Or something like that.
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 03:57:01
January 23 2010 03:56 GMT
#151
Overheard this one recently:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
January 23 2010 03:57 GMT
#152
On January 23 2010 12:50 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 07:39 Cambium wrote:
I'd like to put my subterranean tentacle through your nydus canal

Fixed.


This is good.
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
January 23 2010 04:00 GMT
#153
Can you catch? 'cause there's a couple of balls coming your way.
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
January 23 2010 04:07 GMT
#154


Great legs, what time do they open?
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
January 23 2010 04:11 GMT
#155
Get him to walk up to her and say
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang"
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Gray_Fox
Profile Joined December 2007
Philippines25 Posts
January 23 2010 05:27 GMT
#156
tell him to sing to the girl "I want nobody nobody but you!" while doing the dance

last night a girl did that to me, i'm not good looking but neither was she :r
the good thing about pain is that it lets you know you are still alive
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
January 23 2010 05:33 GMT
#157
Your friend: Blow me or beat me, brass or percussion.

Girl: Period.

Your friend: End of discussion.
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
January 23 2010 05:38 GMT
#158
On January 23 2010 06:29 Frits wrote:
'im gay'


You'd be surprised how many times that would work.
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
January 23 2010 05:46 GMT
#159
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
NeCroPoTeNce
Profile Joined July 2009
United States513 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 22:18:55
January 23 2010 05:49 GMT
#160
I don't know if anyone's said this or not, and it's not HORRIBLE, but

"Hey there. You know, your boobs are like Mt. Rushmoore. I just wanna put my face on it."

Yeah, it only works in the U.S., but just thought I'd put it out there.
zerg all the way! Lee Jaedong hwaiting
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