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Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
January 23 2010 07:23 GMT
#181
On January 23 2010 12:37 MeProU_Kor wrote:
"i'm a virgin, wanna change that?"



AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
never_Nal
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica676 Posts
January 23 2010 07:27 GMT
#182
Guy Do you know how much does a Polar Bear weights?
Girl NO
Guy Enough to break the ice
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
super_toast
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States269 Posts
January 23 2010 07:49 GMT
#183
Hey baby, if you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Crafting Stars has never been this sexy
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
January 23 2010 07:58 GMT
#184
"horrible pick up lines", sounds like a tautology to me
Hier
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
2391 Posts
January 23 2010 08:14 GMT
#185
Let us know how it goes, OP!
"But on a more serious note..." -everyone on this forum at some point.
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
January 23 2010 08:19 GMT
#186
On January 23 2010 08:54 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
That shirt looks very becoming on you. But hey, if I were on you, i'd becoming too
Or

You: "Hey that shirt looks very becoming on you."
Girl: "Thanks!"
You: "Now take it off so I can be cumming on you."
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
January 23 2010 08:22 GMT
#187
Baby, my love for you is like explosive diarrhea... I just can't hold it in.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 23 2010 08:39 GMT
#188
I want you to be the mother of my children.
yes.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 23 2010 08:58 GMT
#189
*look panicked*

"WHERE DID IT GO?"

*look under chair or any object near by*

"I just had it..."

Her: "What?"

"YOur number.. I could have sworn I saw it just a second ago..."
gyth
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
657 Posts
January 23 2010 10:48 GMT
#190
I'll be the Dong and you be Young Ho, lets reenact the MSL finals!!?
The plural of anecdote is not data.
SilentNoodle
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia290 Posts
January 23 2010 12:04 GMT
#191
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sorry if this has been posted
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
January 23 2010 12:22 GMT
#192
comic only came up like an hour ago, of course no one has posted it yet. Awesome timing by explosm
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
January 23 2010 12:26 GMT
#193
On January 23 2010 14:46 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes


hahaa



"Damn I lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?"
a friend of a friend actually recently got hit on by this ridiculous (especially since everyone knows it, at least in germany) line
beep boop
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
January 23 2010 12:31 GMT
#194
Everybody always opens with a, "Can I buy you a drink?"

And it never ever goes anywhere.
Hello
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
January 23 2010 12:52 GMT
#195
On January 23 2010 21:04 SilentNoodle wrote:
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sorry if this has been posted


so good
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
January 23 2010 13:26 GMT
#196
On January 23 2010 17:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
*look panicked*

"WHERE DID IT GO?"

*look under chair or any object near by*

"I just had it..."

Her: "What?"

"YOur number.. I could have sworn I saw it just a second ago..."


lol this one is awesome =D
Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2669 Posts
January 23 2010 13:38 GMT
#197
Courtesy of SMBC Theater:

Line done right: "Someone better call heaven because they're missing an angel"

Line done wrong: "Someone better call heaven because it's going to take a miracle to cure this herpes"

Line done very wrong: "Someone better call heaven because a hottie is showing up there later on tonight"
Liquipedia"I was seriously looking for a black guy" - MrHoon
Rickilicious
Profile Joined July 2009
United States220 Posts
January 23 2010 13:52 GMT
#198
Hi my dick is 4 inches long, can I fuck you pleaseeeeee. That girl over there said no, and you look a bit easier and sluttier.
Doug Righteous
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
January 23 2010 14:05 GMT
#199
do the phil seymour hoffman voice, never fails
i wanna touch you where you pee
dworn it -lz
Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
January 23 2010 14:05 GMT
#200
You look easy. Grab your coat.
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