Horrible pick up lines. - Page 12
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haetbeam
United States10 Posts
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liaf
Norway318 Posts
Hey are you Lady Gaga? 'Cause I want to po-po-po-poke your face Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection Can I use your mouth? Tits of gtfo | ||
Zack1900
United States211 Posts
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
i used to think these pickup lines were all jokes but from what i've read on this thread it actually seems like people go up to girls and use them it would seem to me like it would be extremely weird to go up to a random person and use one of them, like what do you expect the person to answer? Yah, some people do, with the right people and more importantly a good amount of playfulness and confidence you can get a corny line like this to open a conversation. However, more often I'd say you see things that are less corny like asking for an opinion or using something situational. In all seriousness one of the best ways to ensure the guy fails is to have some start off with something that is very supplicative, make him seem like he is doing everything he can to desperately try and please her. Offering to buy a drink is a good start, as well as having him throw in a few compliments about how pretty she is. Some of the really offensive lines might work, especially if her boyfriend is right there....but if he is pretty competent with women there is a decent chance he can use the cornieness of the pick-up line to get her laughing and into a conversation with him. | ||
VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
imo my favorite, my buddy used it one time in SF as a joke and got slapped lol. | ||
Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
I won a bet like this (I chose the girl) - I had to use "you, me, handcuffs and a video camera, whaddya say?", to which she retorted "you'd wish, asshole", and I just followed up with "I don't know what you're thinking, but I am saintly in intention. Despite your lewd thought process - I just couldn't help but noticing that pretty face wasn't smiling". Long story short, we ended up together for eight months. If you want him to fail miserably, just go to a lesbian bar, and make him hit on the butchest girl there with a hot girlfriend with the line "you know, all gay women are straight but just haven't met me yet". | ||
Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Lyzon
United Kingdom440 Posts
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ziggymondais
United States238 Posts
"Hi, wanna come back to my place and watch me piss blood?" | ||
Rebel_lion
United States271 Posts
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BAdGer_
United States80 Posts
Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime? this | ||
CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
Its a DLV to yourself when you put the pussy on a pedistel. | ||
CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
"Hi, I'm kind of a loser, but I think I could score with you and we can both be winners" | ||
L_Master
United States8017 Posts
In maxim online dating thingie this month is said girls ads that were replied to with stuff like "you're sexy/beautiful, hot" were replied to the least. Its a DLV to yourself when you put the pussy on a pedistel. This. It makes it seem like your desperate and will do anything to win her, which converys neediness, which is an obvious DLV. Being needy implies that your can't get women and therefore aren't a person of value. | ||
Inzek
Chile802 Posts
i've never used any line... lol but this one i read it somwere "lets only latex stand between our love" | ||
mptj
United States485 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11573 Posts
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V6
147 Posts
"i rather have your friend but you are more easy looking" "i want you to poo on my face" | ||
Probe.
United States877 Posts
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