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haetbeam
Profile Joined October 2009
United States10 Posts
January 23 2010 20:09 GMT
#221
IS THAT A REAVER IN YOUR POCKET
$1
liaf
Profile Joined April 2009
Norway318 Posts
January 23 2010 20:26 GMT
#222
Are both your parents retarded? 'Cause you seem very special

Hey are you Lady Gaga? 'Cause I want to po-po-po-poke your face

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection

Can I use your mouth?

Tits of gtfo
♥ Snute ♥ Scarlett ♥ Jaedong ♥ KeeN ♥
Zack1900
Profile Joined January 2010
United States211 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 20:27:27
January 23 2010 20:26 GMT
#223
Do you have any (where your friends ancestors are from) in you? Do you want some?
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
January 23 2010 20:43 GMT
#224
i used to think these pickup lines were all jokes but from what i've read on this thread it actually seems like people go up to girls and use them

it would seem to me like it would be extremely weird to go up to a random person and use one of them, like what do you expect the person to answer?


Yah, some people do, with the right people and more importantly a good amount of playfulness and confidence you can get a corny line like this to open a conversation. However, more often I'd say you see things that are less corny like asking for an opinion or using something situational.

In all seriousness one of the best ways to ensure the guy fails is to have some start off with something that is very supplicative, make him seem like he is doing everything he can to desperately try and please her. Offering to buy a drink is a good start, as well as having him throw in a few compliments about how pretty she is.

Some of the really offensive lines might work, especially if her boyfriend is right there....but if he is pretty competent with women there is a decent chance he can use the cornieness of the pick-up line to get her laughing and into a conversation with him.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
January 23 2010 20:55 GMT
#225
Baby, I put the STD in STuD now all I need is U!
imo my favorite, my buddy used it one time in SF as a joke and got slapped lol.
Why?
Kazius
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Israel1456 Posts
January 23 2010 21:18 GMT
#226
A lot of these pick up lines work. Pick up lines, especially the cheesy ones, with a smile, work very well. The most successful is "so, do you come here often?" which never failed me. But even extreme ones with the right attitude can break the ice at the very least.

I won a bet like this (I chose the girl) - I had to use "you, me, handcuffs and a video camera, whaddya say?", to which she retorted "you'd wish, asshole", and I just followed up with "I don't know what you're thinking, but I am saintly in intention. Despite your lewd thought process - I just couldn't help but noticing that pretty face wasn't smiling". Long story short, we ended up together for eight months.

If you want him to fail miserably, just go to a lesbian bar, and make him hit on the butchest girl there with a hot girlfriend with the line "you know, all gay women are straight but just haven't met me yet".
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Anyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 00:28:22
January 24 2010 00:26 GMT
#227
those legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves [insert]toots,baby doll, darling, your own[/insert]!
ya had ya shot kid!
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 00:41:32
January 24 2010 00:38 GMT
#228
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Lyzon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United Kingdom440 Posts
January 24 2010 00:38 GMT
#229
Can i come home with you tonight or do i have to stand outside your window again
ziggymondais
Profile Joined July 2009
United States238 Posts
January 24 2010 00:51 GMT
#230
Here's my suggestion (and oddly enough, it once worked for a friend of mine, but she fell into the psycho category...):

"Hi, wanna come back to my place and watch me piss blood?"
Rebel_lion
Profile Joined January 2009
United States271 Posts
January 24 2010 00:55 GMT
#231
Would you like to attend the MSL finals with me.
Something witty here....
BAdGer_
Profile Joined January 2010
United States80 Posts
January 24 2010 01:42 GMT
#232
Hi I'm a nerd that loves to play a game called Starcraft, it's the best Real Time Strategy game ever created and I'm a big fan, would you like to play with me sometime?


this
The End Is Coming--when SCBW dies WWIII will break out--you heard it here first
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 24 2010 02:12 GMT
#233
In maxim online dating thingie this month is said girls ads that were replied to with stuff like "you're sexy/beautiful, hot" were replied to the least.

Its a DLV to yourself when you put the pussy on a pedistel.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 24 2010 02:13 GMT
#234
here is a good one I just thought of though:

"Hi, I'm kind of a loser, but I think I could score with you and we can both be winners"
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
January 24 2010 02:52 GMT
#235
In maxim online dating thingie this month is said girls ads that were replied to with stuff like "you're sexy/beautiful, hot" were replied to the least.

Its a DLV to yourself when you put the pussy on a pedistel.


This.

It makes it seem like your desperate and will do anything to win her, which converys neediness, which is an obvious DLV. Being needy implies that your can't get women and therefore aren't a person of value.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
January 24 2010 03:18 GMT
#236
best thread ever...
i've never used any line... lol but this one i read it somwere
"lets only latex stand between our love"
Stork FAN!!!
mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
January 24 2010 04:02 GMT
#237
lol, just wanna say-BEST THREAD EVER!!
"Only the Good Die Young"
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
January 24 2010 04:47 GMT
#238
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
V6
Profile Joined February 2008
147 Posts
January 24 2010 05:02 GMT
#239
"would you like some aids?"

"i rather have your friend but you are more easy looking"

"i want you to poo on my face"
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
January 24 2010 05:52 GMT
#240
I voted for Bush. He is my idle.
meow
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