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Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
January 24 2010 12:55 GMT
#261
OP can you update it with what happend
you haven't posted at all...
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
January 24 2010 13:06 GMT
#262
On January 24 2010 21:13 BloodDrunK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2010 21:04 CaptainPlatypus wrote:
"Hey, I bet my buddy a steak that I could fuck any woman in the room. I'm willing to give you a 20% cut. Take it or leave it."

if she is by any chance is a hooker then he's golden.

Kinda cheap hooker at that...
If you have to ask, you don't know.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
January 24 2010 13:08 GMT
#263
On January 24 2010 19:43 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2010 18:44 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"I bet my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pickup line, and told me to try this one. So how about it?"

So many girls I know would go along with him just to fuck you over. Don't try this one. Also update OP!

I doubt that
If you have to ask, you don't know.
XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2358 Posts
January 24 2010 13:59 GMT
#264
do u want more tekila? --> works for me
ἡ τῆς Νεμέσεως τάξις
icyF
Profile Joined June 2008
Finland305 Posts
January 24 2010 14:40 GMT
#265
On January 24 2010 16:53 ccou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 10:36 Loanshark wrote:
Wanna have a threesome with me and my friend over there?


Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this.


You consider a devil's threesome a win?
SkepTicAL
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada872 Posts
January 24 2010 14:57 GMT
#266
Where'd you get those clothes... the... toilet... store?
AeriALsLighT @AerialsLight
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 24 2010 15:06 GMT
#267
On January 24 2010 17:26 Ludrik wrote:
You can crash at my place. My couch pulls out... but I don't.


Ahahaha, beautiful
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
January 24 2010 15:16 GMT
#268
hey baby, were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special!


someone probably wrote this one already.
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
January 24 2010 15:19 GMT
#269
do you have father issues and/or an uncle that overstepped his boundaries?
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
January 24 2010 15:51 GMT
#270
On January 25 2010 00:16 FortuneSyn wrote:
hey baby, were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special!


someone probably wrote this one already.

best one. Offensive to the girls parents and her. Would be difficult to pull off even jokingly.
Liquid | SKT
Oddysay
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada597 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 16:39:26
January 24 2010 16:36 GMT
#271
On January 24 2010 23:40 icyF wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2010 16:53 ccou wrote:
On January 23 2010 10:36 Loanshark wrote:
Wanna have a threesome with me and my friend over there?


Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this.


You consider a devil's threesome a win?


more girl that you think are okay for some threesome when both guy are not bad looking .

one im thinking right now : wanna come to my house met silvia , she my computer
Fulgrim
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States560 Posts
January 24 2010 16:49 GMT
#272
[image loading]
One does not simply walk into mordor
haster27
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Taiwan809 Posts
January 24 2010 20:31 GMT
#273
pics or it didn't happen. (wait, what?)
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
January 24 2010 20:38 GMT
#274
My personal favorite pickup line is:
Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 24 2010 22:25 GMT
#275
He should just fap in front of her.
s[O]rry
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada398 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-24 23:17:39
January 24 2010 23:14 GMT
#276
SO! The update that you have been waiting for...

...is kind of anti-climactic.

The story is, we were getting ready to go by having a few beers at a friends house. We both got pretty drunk and I showed him this thread so he could look at some of the lines that were options. One struck him as something he wanted to try. I can't find it on here but the line was something along the lines of "Have you ever been fisted with a boxing glove?"

Long story short, he changed boxing glove to hockey mitt and brought one with us to the club. Unfortunately, due to his impatience, we never even managed to get into the club since he figured it would be a much better idea to try it on the bounser. He also thought he could take the guy, so we had to pull him away before he ate pavement.

I suppose this weekend now, we will have to try it on actual girls INSIDE the bar. Sorry if this is not the story you were looking for!

Oh, and sorry this is late. We kept drinking with my buddies afterwards. I could hardly move this morning.
Sunshine.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
January 25 2010 02:22 GMT
#277
On January 23 2010 07:54 nhk wrote:
MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1?


awesome lol!


"You look just like my dead ex-girlfried (break into tears)"

I suppose you could add on.... "... I didn't mean to kill her(while sobbing)"
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 25 2010 02:27 GMT
#278
haha nice update. Hopefully you guys can actually go through with the plan.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
January 25 2010 02:36 GMT
#279
That dress is becoming on you but I would be too.
Auhsoj
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States109 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-25 04:13:44
January 25 2010 04:12 GMT
#280
"Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?" - Just read you wrote this first iSiN

"Is it ok if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?"

"Don't I know you from the bus?"

"My mom has that same dress."

"Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?"

EDIT MOAR!!!!!!

"My tool needs a Shed"

"The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word."
If first you don't succeed, DT
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