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Horrible pick up lines. - Page 14
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Mykill
Canada3402 Posts
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
On January 24 2010 21:13 BloodDrunK wrote: if she is by any chance is a hooker then he's golden. Kinda cheap hooker at that... | ||
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
On January 24 2010 19:43 Rainmaker5 wrote: So many girls I know would go along with him just to fuck you over. Don't try this one. Also update OP! I doubt that | ||
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XenOsky
Chile2356 Posts
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icyF
Finland305 Posts
On January 24 2010 16:53 ccou wrote: Seriously, none of you picked up on the implications of this pick up line? Think about what the original poster's situation. This is win-win. The rake pick-up line has nothing on this. You consider a devil's threesome a win? | ||
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SkepTicAL
Canada872 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On January 24 2010 17:26 Ludrik wrote: You can crash at my place. My couch pulls out... but I don't. Ahahaha, beautiful | ||
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FortuneSyn
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someone probably wrote this one already. | ||
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MorroW
Sweden3522 Posts
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
On January 25 2010 00:16 FortuneSyn wrote: hey baby, were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special! someone probably wrote this one already. best one. Offensive to the girls parents and her. Would be difficult to pull off even jokingly. | ||
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Oddysay
Canada597 Posts
more girl that you think are okay for some threesome when both guy are not bad looking . one im thinking right now : wanna come to my house met silvia , she my computer | ||
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Fulgrim
United States560 Posts
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haster27
Taiwan809 Posts
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iSiN
United States1075 Posts
Nice shoes, Wanna fuck? | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
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s[O]rry
Canada398 Posts
...is kind of anti-climactic. The story is, we were getting ready to go by having a few beers at a friends house. We both got pretty drunk and I showed him this thread so he could look at some of the lines that were options. One struck him as something he wanted to try. I can't find it on here but the line was something along the lines of "Have you ever been fisted with a boxing glove?" Long story short, he changed boxing glove to hockey mitt and brought one with us to the club. Unfortunately, due to his impatience, we never even managed to get into the club since he figured it would be a much better idea to try it on the bounser. He also thought he could take the guy, so we had to pull him away before he ate pavement. I suppose this weekend now, we will have to try it on actual girls INSIDE the bar. Sorry if this is not the story you were looking for! Oh, and sorry this is late. We kept drinking with my buddies afterwards. I could hardly move this morning. | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9107 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:54 nhk wrote: MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1? awesome lol! "You look just like my dead ex-girlfried (break into tears)" I suppose you could add on.... "... I didn't mean to kill her(while sobbing)" | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9107 Posts
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Auhsoj
United States109 Posts
"Is it ok if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?" "Don't I know you from the bus?" "My mom has that same dress." "Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?" EDIT MOAR!!!!!! "My tool needs a Shed" "The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word." | ||
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