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EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
January 22 2010 22:46 GMT
#81
"So.. have you ever been fisted with a boxing glove?"
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
January 22 2010 22:46 GMT
#82
most of these aren't repulsive enough to be an auto-loss for your friend

except for maybe the rake one, but even then he could get lucky and find someone with interesting fetishes
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
January 22 2010 22:47 GMT
#83
On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote:
If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink"


This is probably the best one you'll find in this topic. (most likely to be successful)
since 98'
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 22 2010 22:48 GMT
#84
These are so bad...

The rake one is classic though.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
January 22 2010 22:49 GMT
#85
I can tell you are a whore. God I cant wait to bust on those tits, how much for a mouthy?
since 98'
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
January 22 2010 22:52 GMT
#86
You are cos^2(x) and I'm sin^2(x) and together we make one.

I wanna be the tangent to your curve.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
nhk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
28 Posts
January 22 2010 22:54 GMT
#87
MY BED IS MOTW GO 1x1?
I love IntoTheWow
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
January 22 2010 22:57 GMT
#88
On January 23 2010 07:45 KizZBG wrote:
lololol watch this



About a third of these, the guy actually has potential to get the girl's number, but he backs off too soon. I know this was probably made to be made fun of and to purposely be rejected, but some of those girls actually showed interest, and he could have gotten some numbers if he acted upon it when it happened.
since 98'
sassy
Profile Joined December 2009
240 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 23:03:29
January 22 2010 22:59 GMT
#89
this actually has potential

- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?( pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?

but if you want him to fail, just use one of these

- Sniff....Sniff... I smell that you are in season, want to breed?

- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

rofl just remembered another one

- Oh, you're a bird watcher( whip your dick out) Would you take this for a swallow?
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44077 Posts
January 22 2010 23:03 GMT
#90
To fat girls.
"Whens it due?"
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
January 22 2010 23:04 GMT
#91
Lol a few easy ones here i'd go with ::holds fist up::, "do you think it'll fit?". I cant imagine to many girls being turned on by fisting. Then you can just go with an all out crazy one like, "How much would I have to pay you to fuck you on webcam missionary while wearing the scream mask in a bed of beanie babies"
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
January 22 2010 23:07 GMT
#92
This thread is so great.


Man: Excuse me did you just feel my butt?
Girl: No.
Man: Why not?


You: "Did it hurt."
The other person will naturally say: "Did what hurt?"
You: "When you fell from heaven."

You look so sweet your givin' me a toothache.

Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
Well then, please start.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 23:12:54
January 22 2010 23:10 GMT
#93
show her your middle and index finger and say: "why should you use these two fingers to masturbate? - cuz they're mine"

"remember my name- you're gonna scream it all night long"


Btw we used the "have you met Ted" line last weekend and it worked like a charm, especially since the girl knew himym, which obviously was an instant plus.
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
January 22 2010 23:14 GMT
#94
Here's another one:

"I just got my unemployment check today. Can I buy you a drink?"

Lol original but funny.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
January 22 2010 23:18 GMT
#95
How much?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 23:21:51
January 22 2010 23:21 GMT
#96
step 1

HEY YOU.

step 2
....
.....
(stare at her)
.....
...
(Is it akward yet?)
if yes. proceed to step 3

step 3
I LIKE YOU, LETS TALK.


(in the event of no, and she begins a staring contest. DO NOT LOSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE)
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
January 22 2010 23:22 GMT
#97
On January 23 2010 07:52 Not_Computer wrote:
You are cos^2(x) and I'm sin^2(x) and together we make one.

I wanna be the tangent to your curve.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Man do I hate that notation. It's so ambiguous if you don't recognize the context of the terms. The 'together we make one' ruins it I think.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
January 22 2010 23:22 GMT
#98
On January 23 2010 08:18 JohannesH wrote:
How much?

A la borat hahahaha
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
January 22 2010 23:25 GMT
#99
Most champ pickup:

"Sup, you 18?"

If you can pull that off with anyone above a 2 you are a real man
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 22 2010 23:29 GMT
#100
"did you ever watch blue velvet?"
yes.
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