EPTHorrible pick up lines. - Page 5
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EvilSky
Czech Republic548 Posts
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
except for maybe the rake one, but even then he could get lucky and find someone with interesting fetishes | ||
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
On January 23 2010 04:48 freelander wrote: If you really want him to not pick up any girl just make him say "can I invite you for a drink" This is probably the best one you'll find in this topic. (most likely to be successful) | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
The rake one is classic though. | ||
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
I wanna be the tangent to your curve. Does this smell like chloroform to you? | ||
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nhk
28 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:45 KizZBG wrote: lololol watch this About a third of these, the guy actually has potential to get the girl's number, but he backs off too soon. I know this was probably made to be made fun of and to purposely be rejected, but some of those girls actually showed interest, and he could have gotten some numbers if he acted upon it when it happened. | ||
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sassy
240 Posts
- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?( pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to? but if you want him to fail, just use one of these - Sniff....Sniff... I smell that you are in season, want to breed? - My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? rofl just remembered another one - Oh, you're a bird watcher( whip your dick out) Would you take this for a swallow? | ||
KwarK
United States43350 Posts
"Whens it due?" | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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ThunderGod
New Zealand897 Posts
Man: Excuse me did you just feel my butt? Girl: No. Man: Why not? You: "Did it hurt." The other person will naturally say: "Did what hurt?" You: "When you fell from heaven." You look so sweet your givin' me a toothache. Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? | ||
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InFiNitY[pG]
Germany3474 Posts
"remember my name- you're gonna scream it all night long" Btw we used the "have you met Ted" line last weekend and it worked like a charm, especially since the girl knew himym, which obviously was an instant plus. | ||
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myfriendPlank
United States550 Posts
"I just got my unemployment check today. Can I buy you a drink?" Lol original but funny. | ||
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JohannesH
Finland1364 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
HEY YOU. step 2 .... ..... (stare at her) ..... ... (Is it akward yet?) if yes. proceed to step 3 step 3 I LIKE YOU, LETS TALK. (in the event of no, and she begins a staring contest. DO NOT LOSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE) | ||
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micronesia
United States24747 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:52 Not_Computer wrote: You are cos^2(x) and I'm sin^2(x) and together we make one. I wanna be the tangent to your curve. Does this smell like chloroform to you? Man do I hate that notation. It's so ambiguous if you don't recognize the context of the terms. The 'together we make one' ruins it I think. | ||
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Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
On January 23 2010 08:18 JohannesH wrote: How much? A la borat hahahaha | ||
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sob3k
United States7572 Posts
"Sup, you 18?" If you can pull that off with anyone above a 2 you are a real man | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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