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Liquid`Zephyr
United States996 Posts
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789
United States959 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex. | ||
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Khaymus
United States750 Posts
If this does not work...just use a shoryuken and aim for the crotch. Most women are impressed with the results. | ||
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Empire
22 Posts
Sit next to her and move up close, ask her "If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around girl and leaves it there* ...yeah..its over used | ||
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Eatme
Switzerland3919 Posts
Unfortunately it seems to work really well. Also got results with female bartenders using: A beer and your phone number please. Would never use them myself. | ||
micronesia
United States24747 Posts
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Chromyne
Canada561 Posts
"Mind if I talk to you until it's safe over there where I farted?" "Don't be so picky; I wasn't." | ||
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Flakes
United States3125 Posts
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789
United States959 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:42 Flakes wrote: hornychickwhowantstocomehomewithmesayswhat? I lol'd. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14899 Posts
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
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Navi
5286 Posts
so i'd stick with the rake if you're set on cockblocking him. | ||
KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me? | ||
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s[O]rry
Canada398 Posts
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BlackMesa
Kenya338 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:17 Empire wrote: Setup: Girl sitting next to you Sit next to her and move up close, ask her "If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around girl and leaves it there* ...yeah..its over used "If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or you crotch *puts on girl's crotch and leaves it there* | ||
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Sadist
United States7298 Posts
On January 23 2010 05:50 BlackMesa wrote: "If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or you crotch *puts on girl's crotch and leaves it there* ya thats a great way to get in trouble for sexual harassment | ||
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ItsPaul
Australia177 Posts
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
Lmfao x'DDD | ||
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Kurosaki
United States158 Posts
Mayor Adam West: Yeah, I told them it was fine. Lois Griffin: What?! Mayor Adam West: And in return, I get free oil for my hair. [cut to Mayor West standing next to a woman on the street. His hair is slick and shiny] Mayor Adam West: Hey, baby. Want some Adam West penis? | ||
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