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Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
January 22 2010 20:11 GMT
#21
you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot
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789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 22 2010 20:15 GMT
#22
On January 23 2010 05:11 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
you remind me of my sister and i think thats hot


Or you could go with your mother to suggest an oedipus complex.
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Khaymus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States750 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 20:23:25
January 22 2010 20:17 GMT
#23
A punch to the back of the head.

If this does not work...just use a shoryuken and aim for the crotch. Most women are impressed with the results.
Let them say we lived in the time of Boxer, Emperor of Terran. Let them say we lived in the time of Nal_rA, Dreamer of Protoss. Let them say we lived in the time of Savior, Master of the Zerg.
Empire
Profile Joined September 2009
22 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 20:18:59
January 22 2010 20:17 GMT
#24
Setup: Girl sitting next to you

Sit next to her and move up close, ask her

"If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around girl and leaves it there*


...yeah..its over used
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 20:30:59
January 22 2010 20:30 GMT
#25
Some of my friends use: Let's be honest, you are only here to get laid.

Unfortunately it seems to work really well. Also got results with female bartenders using: A beer and your phone number please.

Would never use them myself.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
January 22 2010 20:30 GMT
#26
"I made a bet with my friend that I could pick up any girl with any pick up line successfully. He told me to say exactly this. See? I have it written right here. So, who wins the bet?"
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Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
January 22 2010 20:39 GMT
#27
"Hi, I'm an necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?"

"Mind if I talk to you until it's safe over there where I farted?"

"Don't be so picky; I wasn't."
Soli Deo gloria.
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
January 22 2010 20:42 GMT
#28
hornychickwhowantstocomehomewithmesayswhat?
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
January 22 2010 20:45 GMT
#29
On January 23 2010 05:42 Flakes wrote:
hornychickwhowantstocomehomewithmesayswhat?


I lol'd.
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KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
January 22 2010 20:47 GMT
#30
rofl i like the rake one i'm not gonna lie
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
January 22 2010 20:47 GMT
#31
I'm trying to lower my standards and was hoping you could help me.
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Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
January 22 2010 20:47 GMT
#32
Fuck me.
Nony is Bonjwa
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
January 22 2010 20:48 GMT
#33
some of the vulgar yet funny ones might actually work; there are some awesome funny chicks out there :o

so i'd stick with the rake if you're set on cockblocking him.
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KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 20:52:30
January 22 2010 20:50 GMT
#34
Not really a pic up line but worth a try. You gotta have swag for that tho.



Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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s[O]rry
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada398 Posts
January 22 2010 20:50 GMT
#35
Unless someone can top that rake comment, or the sister one, I am probably going with one of those! God I can almost taste the steak! Keep them coming!
Sunshine.
BlackMesa
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Kenya338 Posts
January 22 2010 20:50 GMT
#36
On January 23 2010 05:17 Empire wrote:
Setup: Girl sitting next to you

Sit next to her and move up close, ask her

"If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around girl and leaves it there*


...yeah..its over used


"If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or you crotch *puts on girl's crotch and leaves it there*
Need a Light
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
January 22 2010 20:56 GMT
#37
On January 23 2010 05:50 BlackMesa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 05:17 Empire wrote:
Setup: Girl sitting next to you

Sit next to her and move up close, ask her

"If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or THIS shoulder *puts arm around girl and leaves it there*


...yeah..its over used


"If you had an angel on your shoulder, would it be on this shoulder *Touches closest shoulder* or you crotch *puts on girl's crotch and leaves it there*



ya thats a great way to get in trouble for sexual harassment
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
ItsPaul
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia177 Posts
January 22 2010 20:56 GMT
#38
Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
January 22 2010 21:00 GMT
#39
On January 23 2010 05:45 789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2010 05:42 Flakes wrote:
hornychickwhowantstocomehomewithmesayswhat?


I lol'd.


Lmfao x'DDD
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Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
January 22 2010 21:00 GMT
#40
Lois Griffin: The Quahog Oil Refinery is emptying all their toxic waste into the lake. I mean, you couldn't have possibly have sanctioned that kind of blatant industrial pollution, could you?
Mayor Adam West: Yeah, I told them it was fine.
Lois Griffin: What?!
Mayor Adam West: And in return, I get free oil for my hair.
[cut to Mayor West standing next to a woman on the street. His hair is slick and shiny]
Mayor Adam West: Hey, baby. Want some Adam West penis?
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