This will win the bet for you, and your friend will be slapped by the chick, punched by the bf, beat by the crowd in the bar and arrested by the police.

This made me lol, because this would do everything besides actually get him a free steak.

Two_DoWn

United States13684 Posts

January 22 2010 21:51 GMT

#62

You're about 15 years to old for me, but I'm pretty sure i can make it work out.

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

January 22 2010 21:52 GMT

#63

Come with me if you want to live.

SpiritWolf

United States127 Posts

January 22 2010 21:53 GMT

#64

Hey baby, i just got a pikachu so i decided to take a chansey cause i want you to take a poke at my balls.

peidongyang

Canada2084 Posts

January 22 2010 22:02 GMT

#65

On January 23 2010 06:53 SpiritWolf wrote:
Hey baby, i just got a pikachu so i decided to take a chansey cause i want you to take a poke at my balls.

I lol'd

HARD

thopol

Japan4560 Posts

January 22 2010 22:10 GMT

#66

U gotta skate.

EDIT: Then explain it.

FonzeXD

United States220 Posts

January 22 2010 22:12 GMT

#67

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't own a Ferrari.

XDDDD I used that on a girl and she couldn't stop laughing xD

Ideas

United States8167 Posts

January 22 2010 22:14 GMT

#68

Free dick ride?

Hurricane

United States3939 Posts

January 22 2010 22:14 GMT

#69

On January 23 2010 07:14 Ideas wrote:
Free dick ride?

This will work way too well.

Disregard

China10252 Posts

January 22 2010 22:20 GMT

#70

A night with Richard?

s_86

United States191 Posts

January 22 2010 22:29 GMT

#71

are you a chimney? cause you are smokin'

deathgod6

United States5064 Posts

January 22 2010 22:30 GMT

#72

On January 23 2010 06:52 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Come with me if you want to live.

Austrian accent preferred.

Severedevil

United States4839 Posts

January 22 2010 22:31 GMT

#73

MY DICK IS HARD

AcrossFiveJulys

United States3612 Posts

January 22 2010 22:33 GMT

#74

This is guaranteed to go badly:

guy: Hey baby, did it hurt?
girl: *sigh* what?
guy (yelling): when ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED?!?!

myfriendPlank

United States550 Posts

January 22 2010 22:37 GMT

#75

Upon approaching the girl:

Guy: *exhausted* "Holy shit! You walk so fast!"

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

January 22 2010 22:39 GMT

#76

I'd like to put my ultralisk through your nydus canal

hkfosho

Canada213 Posts

January 22 2010 22:40 GMT

#77

Hey girl, are you a beaver? cause daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Wings

United States999 Posts

January 22 2010 22:41 GMT

#78

SIDE NOTE: I'm sorry I'm out of oxygen after reading all of these... *dies wheezing*

Bwenjarin Raffrack

United States322 Posts

January 22 2010 22:42 GMT

#79

My sister was the recipient of the following terrible pick up lines that I will add to the pile. Ugly guy walked up to her in a bar and said, "Hey, baby, you're sexier than two rats fucking in a sock!"

When she was 13, on a double date with one of her friends with some older guys, the guys were sitting in the front of the car debating which one they wanted to nail. One of the guys ogled her and said, "You know, you have some really nice child-bearing hips."