EPTThis will win the bet for you, and your friend will be slapped by the chick, punched by the bf, beat by the crowd in the bar and arrested by the police.
This made me lol, because this would do everything besides actually get him a free steak.
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goswser
United States3548 Posts
This made me lol, because this would do everything besides actually get him a free steak. | ||
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Two_DoWn
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iNcontroL
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SpiritWolf
United States127 Posts
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peidongyang
Canada2084 Posts
On January 23 2010 06:53 SpiritWolf wrote: Hey baby, i just got a pikachu so i decided to take a chansey cause i want you to take a poke at my balls. I lol'd HARD | ||
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thopol
Japan4560 Posts
EDIT: Then explain it. | ||
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FonzeXD
United States220 Posts
I don't own a Ferrari. XDDDD I used that on a girl and she couldn't stop laughing xD | ||
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Ideas
United States8171 Posts
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
On January 23 2010 07:14 Ideas wrote: Free dick ride? This will work way too well. | ||
Disregard
China10252 Posts
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s_86
United States191 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On January 23 2010 06:52 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Come with me if you want to live. Austrian accent preferred. | ||
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Severedevil
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
guy: Hey baby, did it hurt? girl: *sigh* what? guy (yelling): when ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED?!?! | ||
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myfriendPlank
United States550 Posts
Guy: *exhausted* "Holy shit! You walk so fast!" | ||
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Cambium
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hkfosho
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Bwenjarin Raffrack
United States322 Posts
When she was 13, on a double date with one of her friends with some older guys, the guys were sitting in the front of the car debating which one they wanted to nail. One of the guys ogled her and said, "You know, you have some really nice child-bearing hips." | ||
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