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goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
January 22 2010 21:46 GMT
#61
This will win the bet for you, and your friend will be slapped by the chick, punched by the bf, beat by the crowd in the bar and arrested by the police.


This made me lol, because this would do everything besides actually get him a free steak.
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
January 22 2010 21:51 GMT
#62
You're about 15 years to old for me, but I'm pretty sure i can make it work out.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2010 21:52 GMT
#63
Come with me if you want to live.
SpiritWolf
Profile Joined July 2008
United States127 Posts
January 22 2010 21:53 GMT
#64
Hey baby, i just got a pikachu so i decided to take a chansey cause i want you to take a poke at my balls.
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
January 22 2010 22:02 GMT
#65
On January 23 2010 06:53 SpiritWolf wrote:
Hey baby, i just got a pikachu so i decided to take a chansey cause i want you to take a poke at my balls.

I lol'd

HARD
the throws never bothered me anyway
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 22:14:35
January 22 2010 22:10 GMT
#66
U gotta skate.

EDIT: Then explain it.
FonzeXD
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States220 Posts
January 22 2010 22:12 GMT
#67
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't own a Ferrari.

XDDDD I used that on a girl and she couldn't stop laughing xD
If I take you for granted, if I fuck up the planet, ain't nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it.
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8174 Posts
January 22 2010 22:14 GMT
#68
Free dick ride?
Free Palestine
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
January 22 2010 22:14 GMT
#69
On January 23 2010 07:14 Ideas wrote:
Free dick ride?

This will work way too well.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 22 2010 22:20 GMT
#70
A night with Richard?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
s_86
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States191 Posts
January 22 2010 22:29 GMT
#71
are you a chimney? cause you are smokin'
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 22 2010 22:30 GMT
#72
On January 23 2010 06:52 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Come with me if you want to live.

Austrian accent preferred.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
January 22 2010 22:31 GMT
#73
MY DICK IS HARD
My strategy is to fork people.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 22 2010 22:33 GMT
#74
This is guaranteed to go badly:

guy: Hey baby, did it hurt?
girl: *sigh* what?
guy (yelling): when ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED?!?!
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
January 22 2010 22:37 GMT
#75
Upon approaching the girl:

Guy: *exhausted* "Holy shit! You walk so fast!"
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 22 2010 22:39 GMT
#76
I'd like to put my ultralisk through your nydus canal
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
hkfosho
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada213 Posts
January 22 2010 22:40 GMT
#77
Hey girl, are you a beaver? cause daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
January 22 2010 22:41 GMT
#78
SIDE NOTE: I'm sorry I'm out of oxygen after reading all of these... *dies wheezing*
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
Bwenjarin Raffrack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States322 Posts
January 22 2010 22:42 GMT
#79
My sister was the recipient of the following terrible pick up lines that I will add to the pile. Ugly guy walked up to her in a bar and said, "Hey, baby, you're sexier than two rats fucking in a sock!"

When she was 13, on a double date with one of her friends with some older guys, the guys were sitting in the front of the car debating which one they wanted to nail. One of the guys ogled her and said, "You know, you have some really nice child-bearing hips."
I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 22:46:34
January 22 2010 22:45 GMT
#80
lololol watch this

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