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On May 03 2012 09:00 Ashakyre wrote: Sometimes I give my seat on the train to a really fat person so s/he can crush the people I had been sitting next to.
I love you.
Every time I reach an important moment with a friend or crush, I always say the worst possible thing.
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I rarely brush my teeth. I've tried, countless times, to get into the habit of brushing my teeth every morning and every night, but eventually I always just go back. I only brush my teeth before a date with my gf(and even then not all the time) or if I'm going to a formal event.
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Not some deep dark secret or anything, but I really regret not majoring in linguistics in college. It's something I only realized recently. While I still cherish the knowledge I did gain studying what I did, language is something that has always just fascinated me. However I also feel that it wouldn't have been feasible even if I had recognized it due to laziness.
Side note (since linguistics isn't simply knowing a shitton of languages), I get hella jelly at Europeans who can speak 3+ languages. Makes me wish sometimes I wasn't born in the states (despite that not being an excuse, I did grow up next the the Mexican border and my Spanish is garbage these days).
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On June 26 2012 15:21 Josealtron wrote: I rarely brush my teeth. I've tried, countless times, to get into the habit of brushing my teeth every morning and every night, but eventually I always just go back. I only brush my teeth before a date with my gf(and even then not all the time) or if I'm going to a formal event.
I'm also dealing with this myself. That, and on a less important note, trimming/grooming my beard (although with that it doesn't help my cat knocked my trimmer from its resting place and broke it, and I've just been too lazy to buy a new one).
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On June 26 2012 14:37 Tachion wrote: The worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
A+.
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On June 02 2011 05:42 ComaDose wrote: I smoke weed everyday and do a shitty job at work where they pay me well to read teamliquid I confess, I'm like this man.
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I am a folder. I always use a silencing and splash-protecting layer of paper. My reoccuring bad dream involves getting crushed between the jaws of a larg ship that resembles the crushing jaws of a garbage-truck. I never know how I even got there. I am in love with one of my best friends. We've been sleeping together and having an awesome time together but now she just wants to be friends. She also wants to visit me this weekend and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Oh and its my cakeday!
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Oh Happy Birthday to you ^^^^^^
Just to get it off my chest. I wrote a note saying I wouldn't fap/porn before I asked this girl out. Got an exam soon so I need to concentrate on that too... so hard to keep up o.o
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Once I had a crush on the girl my close friend had a crush on. One side of me was trying to get the girl and the other side of me was helping my friend to get the girl while feeling like an ass. We both failed, I still feel like an ass.
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I'm not the person I think I am...yet
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I'm starting to like my best friend less and less because he constantly cheats on his girlfriends and treats them poorly and I can never get a girl even though I try my best to treat them well.
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iv laughed many a times while reading this thread.
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When I was 15 we used to walk around everywhere. We would walk to the store all the times for slushies and candies. On the way there, there was always this guy outside working on restoring this old MG. We watched him for months getting it pristine. The interior was mint, brand new white leather, so clean. The guy would always keep the top off the car. Anyway one day my best friend took a shit in a plastic bag. This kid had bad shits too, really fuckin stinky and gross. Anyway we preceded to go to the MG at like 3 in the morning and smear the shit all over this guys brand new interior (I didn't do any of the smearing). My friend just gave this car a complete shit rubdown.
I don't know if I feel bad about it or not, I still think its pretty fuckin funny. I wish I had a camera to record the guys reaction in the morning.
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On June 25 2012 11:55 TurkeyKnight wrote: I confess that I love DTs. You are the worst kind of person.
Confession: Im a pretty compulsive liar. When i meet new people i make up fake names/backstories/jobs etc on the spot and get them to believe thats me. I have no idea why i do it, im not embarrassed about my own life and i even make some of the made up personas less interesting than myself, so i dont do it to impress people, i just find it fun. Most of the time i steal a name from somewhere eg Chris Redfield (junior car salesman), Ramsay Bolton (bastard of bolton - game of thrones/ASOIAF, pretended i was an actuary) but if i think the person is really gullible i stretch to see how much BS i can get them to believe. I did the penguin picker upper not that long ago (folk story that penguins look at planes going overhead and fall over backwards, someone has to run round and put them back on their feet.)
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On June 27 2012 01:39 LaGTTJack wrote: I'm starting to like my best friend less and less because he constantly cheats on his girlfriends and treats them poorly and I can never get a girl even though I try my best to treat them well. It took me a long time in life to learn this important lesson about women - no matter what they may say to the contrary, they LIKE to be treated bad. They don't want a guy to be "nice" to them. I think this more goes for women in their early twenties and younger, older/more mature women have had enough relationships with "bad boys" that they are more accepting (or even looking for!) of a "nice" guy. The old saying is true though - nice guys finish last.
If you're like me though, knowing this fact doesn't help a whole lot - I can't help but treat women well, it's just who I am/the way I was raised. Women looking for a nice guy are much harder to find, but they're out there... just be patient.
I don't want to post here without posting an confession (although I've already posted twice in this thread):
In 8th grade I told my dad I was trying out for the school soccer team (he really wanted me to join, I had played club soccer for many years), but I secretly did not want to play at all... so during the week of tryouts, instead of actually trying out for the team after school, I walked to the local liquor store and played Street Fighter II for a couple hours then went home. At the end of the week, I told my dad I didn't make the team. And so began my slow decline into a life of physical inactivity.
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I would gladly fire every ferret on the planet out of a cannon and would do so with a Joker style manic grin.
I am astonishingly unmotivated and lazy. It's actually annoying.
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Realized I really like a girl in September last year. Didn't work up courage to talk to her (only a little) until January. Resolved to ask her to my senior prom. She started dating someone a month before prom, didn't get to go with her. Resolved to ask her on a normal date after school ended (to avoid drama/seeing her if she said no/things didn't go well). Asked her a few days after our last day, she was busy, but we went on a date a while later. Ask for a second date, and she reveals that she didn't think she could date someone for only the summer (I am going to college in late august) (can't tell if she was being polite, and really did want to date me, if she was honestly giving it genuine thought, or if she just wants to "let me down easy"). I try to talk to her a little, but she just says no eventually. Can't stop thinking about it, literally every thought since then (about 7 or 8 waking hours) has been miserable.
One of the worst parts is that I can't even act like it "ended poorly" or was a "bad break-up", because it never even started. I don't even have the societal right to claim that I dated someone, or deserve sympathy. I think everyone will just tell me to get over it. It's sad and depressing. It's stupid.
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I got the worst obsessive behavior and it is slowly killing me. At all time I need to obsess badly over something, just anything, to keep my mind from going absolutely crazy.
In a way it seems like my obsession drugs my mind, kind of like a serious crush. After some amount of time the current obsession is due to die and I get so depressed. Only way to describe it is like when you realize your newest crush won't work out.
The rejection is unbearable. Having heartache without being really heartbroken, as it has nothing to do with romance at all. The sadness and the loneliness is horrible, it is so empty and I feel stuck with my own thoughts of nothingness.
I realize this doesn't make any sense at all, which is why I haven't told anyone about it, but it is too heavy to keep by myself any longer, so writing a confession relatively anonymous will hopefully release some of my suspense.
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On June 25 2012 06:58 BoX wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2012 03:09 docvoc wrote:I always freak out when I think I have done something wrong in a relationship I'm in. I always joke that I am whipped, but when my girlfriend doesn't text back because I think she is angry, I begin to freak out and look back at the relationship and all the "shitty" things I could have done better that aren't really shitty but pretty normal for a guy lol, then she texts me back with a smiley face and I calm down. IDK if I just care about her that much cuz we are close to being 6 months in, or because I'm just a pussy  . Must be one of your first relationships.. Take some advice from a 26 year old dude whose had a 7 year relationship.. And who started out exactly how you are starting this one out.. If you don't chill out and take a more confident, relaxed, manly role.. You will lose that relationship (or worse, lose her respect in it)! Just some friendly advice. This. I actually made this mistake not too long ago.
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On June 27 2012 02:52 rhs408 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2012 01:39 LaGTTJack wrote: I'm starting to like my best friend less and less because he constantly cheats on his girlfriends and treats them poorly and I can never get a girl even though I try my best to treat them well. It took me a long time in life to learn this important lesson about women - no matter what they may say to the contrary, they LIKE to be treated bad. They don't want a guy to be "nice" to them. I think this more goes for women in their early twenties and younger, older/more mature women have had enough relationships with "bad boys" that they are more accepting (or even looking for!) of a "nice" guy. The old saying is true though - nice guys finish last. If you're like me though, knowing this fact doesn't help a whole lot - I can't help but treat women well, it's just who I am/the way I was raised. Women looking for a nice guy are much harder to find, but they're out there... just be patient. I don't want to post here without posting an confession (although I've already posted twice in this thread): In 8th grade I told my dad I was trying out for the school soccer team (he really wanted me to join, I had played club soccer for many years), but I secretly did not want to play at all... so during the week of tryouts, instead of actually trying out for the team after school, I walked to the local liquor store and played Street Fighter II for a couple hours then went home. At the end of the week, I told my dad I didn't make the team. And so began my slow decline into a life of physical inactivity. People like being challenged. You don't have to be mean about it.
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