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Gaga
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany433 Posts
October 20 2010 19:24 GMT
#61
On October21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I Start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZerO Drones ...


i can't stop laughing about this one ^^
FALAPARK
Profile Joined January 2010
United States224 Posts
October 20 2010 19:30 GMT
#62
All I did was kill my friends entire army after we basically destryed the other team
HyperDeath
Profile Joined May 2010
United States64 Posts
October 20 2010 19:31 GMT
#63
i was in a 2v2 random and my partner was a zerg. it was on twilight fortress. we share a base and he isnt doing anything. After about 30 seconds he finally starts mining minerals. He then writes "I hope your good." we get double rushed, lings and zealots and lose...i have never played a 2v2 random since.
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intergalactic
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada428 Posts
October 20 2010 19:46 GMT
#64
In 2v2 placement matches, my teammate was obviously a bronze league RTS first-timer. I asked him what he was gonna do, and he answered "an army".

When the opponents started pushing through the mid, I realized my partner had 2 zealots. I said "Make an army, dude". The opponents then procceded to attack my base and I wasn't able to hold them off alone. I then asked my partner "what are you doing, man?", and he just left right after I typed it.

Not as bad as some stuff I read on this thread, but still, I was facepalming so hard that my hand almost made it through my skull.
If you value your soul, do not look into the eye of an horse
mtvacuum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States979 Posts
October 20 2010 20:06 GMT
#65
I was playing diamond random 2v2 and my partner was so clueless, he was like "how to play protoss?", so I told him to just 13 gate, and then he started to ACTUALLY MAKE 13 GATEWAYS, i was like wtf! He made no units at all and then i got rushed and died...I don't know how i got matched with such a terrible noobie partner..
Cephei
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom79 Posts
October 20 2010 20:12 GMT
#66
Answer to a rush = Mass void's

I've seen this more times than I care to remember.
'There is no life', only AFK - Some guy
Chronoboosted
Profile Joined October 2010
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 20:31:49
October 20 2010 20:30 GMT
#67
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.

LOL, that was probably my friend and me messing around on 2v2s. Were their names Brian and Andy?

Edit: never mind, we SCV rushed the enemy
...then the drone turns to his friend and says, "That's no nydus canal. That's my wife!"
Chronoboosted
Profile Joined October 2010
United States59 Posts
October 20 2010 20:34 GMT
#68
On October 21 2010 02:54 EtherealDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 02:30 Krigwin wrote:
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


I refuse to believe you.


He had been queued with me the previous game and blamed me for the loss despite being of no use to the team whatsoever (I basically played a 1v2 for 20 minutes and eventually lost).

So, he raged at me for being noob the second game, and I said w/e. So he gets pissed and goes "I can end it right now". I, misinterpreting what he was saying, responded with "yes please just leave, I'd rather 1v2 with your base than 2v2 with you." So... he scv rushed me in spite.

XD

Tell me you ended up winning
...then the drone turns to his friend and says, "That's no nydus canal. That's my wife!"
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
October 20 2010 20:53 GMT
#69
My (bronze) teammate told me ( diamond 1v1, gold 2v2) to micro his army of 4 zealots along with my army of blink stalkers. All he did all game was make 4 zealots every 2-3 minutes and expand once. I don't think he even had warp gate. Sigh...
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
chadissilent
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada1187 Posts
October 20 2010 20:59 GMT
#70
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.
Lucius2
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany548 Posts
October 20 2010 21:07 GMT
#71
On October 21 2010 05:59 chadissilent wrote:
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.


so i guess u missed funday monday...
JooCoon
Profile Joined September 2010
United States17 Posts
October 20 2010 21:10 GMT
#72
On October 21 2010 05:59 chadissilent wrote:
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.



LOL classic...I always wondered what kids would think who didn't know who DAY9 is when they saw this.
I don't shoot sh1t up dog I gun it down
Ente
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1795 Posts
October 20 2010 21:11 GMT
#73
I was playing diamond random 2v2 and my partner was so clueless, he was like "how to play protoss?", so I told him to just 13 gate, and then he started to ACTUALLY MAKE 13 GATEWAYS, i was like wtf! He made no units at all and then i got rushed and died...I don't know how i got matched with such a terrible noobie partner..


probably cellawerra - at least he did that too - but I think he is in bronze isnt he?
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eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
October 20 2010 21:14 GMT
#74
On October 21 2010 02:13 Snuggles wrote:
I hate it when my teammates ridicule my terrible 14 pool 15 hatch or my 15 hatch 14 pool builds and then proceed to teach me how Zerg is meant to be played with very intricate 6pool 8pool and 10pool builds. I must say, those lessons have enlightened me.

=_=


OMG I hate that! all the sudden all of these diamond team game "specialists" (read afraid to play 1v1, and dt rush every team game) are telling me how i don't know how to play zerg. and i cant even get them to not dt rush, cause they think it's spectacular. or theyll look at the score of an early game win, and cause i was being aggressive to get the win, my econ is low, and i'm "not in first", lol.

stupidest teammate play... my teammate in a 3v3 ragequit because he lost like 5 of his 15 probes to early aggression, so i took over, and teched to carriers with a mothership, and mixed that up with my zerg army. invisible zerglings are the shit!
How's the weather down there?
Qikz
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United Kingdom12024 Posts
October 20 2010 21:20 GMT
#75
On October 21 2010 03:59 kXn wrote:
2v2, I ask my teammate what strat he is going to use, he replies : SURROND N DESTROY

Apparently rallying single hellions into the enemy lines is called surrounding and destroying


That made me seriously burst out laughing, wasn't there someone else who posted something like that.

When asked, the guy said. COMMAND AND CONQUER.
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DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
October 20 2010 21:20 GMT
#76
I tried to teach my step bro how to play and he pulled the same thing. He floated over to my base, mined for a bit, floated back to his base and said "robbed ya bitch!". The bastard.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Gerbeeros
Profile Joined May 2010
101 Posts
October 20 2010 22:16 GMT
#77
My ally gave me his units and said go and get em. and pinged their main. I asked what you gonna do if im doing the attacking, and only replied: defend. I tried to do all the sieging and storming and forcefielding and EMping at the same time my team mate chilled in the base with 2 tanks. This wasnt the bad part really. It was the fact i was in gold and he was in diamond. And i told him my micro would suck with 2 races at the same time... Checked the replay and he had 0 apm during the battles just was watching my playing.

Yeah its not that bad as rest of you but it somehow got under my skin... wonder if he does the same thing in every team game.
Soulish
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1403 Posts
October 20 2010 22:20 GMT
#78
On October 21 2010 02:16 chakk wrote:
i was attacking my opponents base and he sent mutas into my mineral line...

so i said to my teammate Help kill those muta since his army was closer, so he marched in with his army and drops 4 Psi-storms on my workers...... and the mutas flew away unharmed



LOL someone just did that to me like today
me all in, he drone drone drone, me win
chadissilent
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada1187 Posts
October 20 2010 22:20 GMT
#79
On October 21 2010 06:07 Lucius2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 05:59 chadissilent wrote:
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.


so i guess u missed funday monday...

That was the joke, brah
robocup30
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada21 Posts
October 20 2010 22:30 GMT
#80
My 2vs2 placement match ally was first time zerg player. As soon as game starts he proceeds to tell me that he is a terrible player and soon I find out why. He makes 3 spawning pools and asks me why he couldn't make zerglings out of them. Thankfully, other team was just as bad and I barely managed to win while teaching my ally about "zerg".
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