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lol...some of the stories are really funny to read
anyway...in the week when sc2 launched i played a 3vsAI with random mates. i was terran, one was terran too and the 3rd was protoss...
we all did our openings and got some units...since my mates were pumping enough forces to hold of the first wave i decided to focus on teching...
all of a sudden the toss started to kill my few forces i had left..
i was surprised but thouhgt maybe just some misclicks...
after one more minute he went for my workers and i wrote something like "wtf? stop that, we're on the same team!"
he didn't stop so i decided to fly up my building to another place because he didn't stop attacking me...
he started now to attack our other mate...the 3 AI's went in and killed my terran mate and almost all of the toss stuff...
he just had a bunch of probes left and wrote me he needs some minerals to build a new base...
as you can probably imagine i wasn't really in the mood for that and had to build my own stuff...
however i got pretty much owned by the 3 AI's next attack and after the game the toss messaged me a bunch of flames and how bad i am at this game...
could've been such an easy game....that was pretty much the only time so far i got really mad when playing starcraft 2...
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I LOVE the stupid diamond 4v4 kids that build 8-10 stargates on one base and only build 1-2 voids at a time because they don't have near the econ they need to support the SGs.
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One game when I was playing Protoss, I massed up Probes. I had 200 Probes for the final attack, but building up to them actually took a while since Nexus' take forever to build. I had like 7 Nexus' producing max Probes, but I had a 200 army like 15 minutes in. Sadly my Probes surrounded the enemy quite easily and meat-shielded for my teammate nicely. It was fun.
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On October 21 2010 01:46 FaCE_1 wrote:don't remember one in particular bu tI always found funny when an ally start with 2 pylon before gate or 2 spupply before barrack
Yeah i remember in beta when lots of terrans went 3 supply to wall in before rax that was some funny shit
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And because of all these reasons, is the reason why I do not play team games. Because when you solo you know your the one who fucked up.
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On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think you win.
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On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ...
That is fucking hilarious. Good delivery too.
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This thread is amazing.
Every time I think I have the worst teammates in the world, I will simply just think of this thread.
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I just did a team game earlier today and the other players were downright terrible. This one terran built a CC and had no army by about 10 minutes into the game. The enemy dropped a bunch of valks and started to wreck his CC. When I went to help I kept telling him to lower his frickin supply depot so my hydralisks could save him. Finally after about 3 minutes I just blew a hole in his wall myself but it was too late for his command center and most of his SCVs.
In another game I fast expanded to 4 bases really quickly and got attacked by all 3 of the other players. Nobody helped me. For the next 20 minutes of the game I fought 3v1 just barely holding on and constantly losing my third and fourth expansions without any help from my 3 allies. Somehow All three of them just sat there as I struggled and none of them attacked and pushed in while most of the other team was busy.
The game ended. The scores were
Myself at first "Despite constantly losing bases/drones"
All 4 of the other team's players
My three allies
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I just drone rushed my teammate. He happened to have my dad's exact name. First name Middle Initial and Last name all perfect.
Needless to say I got spanked lol =/
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On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?
Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.
Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am
1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch
Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol
he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.
me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)
he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.
ill post a replay when i get home
its probably just CellaWeRRa =P
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2v2, I ask my teammate what strat he is going to use, he replies : SURROND N DESTROY
Apparently rallying single hellions into the enemy lines is called surrounding and destroying
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i expand pretty aggressively, and for some reason, it triggers an automatic "KILL IT!!!!" response from allies... i've had more expos sniped by my allies than i can count on both hands
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On October 21 2010 02:08 dogabutila wrote:
A teammate killed my pylons that were powering my gateways. I asked him what he was doing and he said "attacking'
I was like, wtf those are mine.
He replied with LOL I FORGOT YOU WERE ON MY TEAM I GOT MIXED UP.
While he was typing that, he killed the other pylon that was powering my gateways.
That's just bad trolling.
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Zerg telling me through chat that i need to make more units after failed push, and attack more.
He was on 1 base 20 minutes in game.
And one of my teammates started to kill my stalkers and was like "Relax we won this". After killing all my 25 stalkers it turned out that there were hidden stargates pumping void rays. I was so upset at him. Told him it was bad idea but he was still insisting.
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On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ...
Oh god I'm laughing so hard
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A noobish thing I did once:
It was a 4v4. It was one of those maps where two players share one ramp. I was Terran. The person that I was sharing the platform with was Protoss.
The two players on the other platform were cannon rushed, and they stopped it. Then, the teammate on my platform builds a pylon right next to my base, and I think 'oh crap, cannon rush!' so, I send a couple scv's to kill it. My teammate goes "WTF are you doing." I apologize and go sit in the corner. 
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2v2
I get 6pooled, I lose all drones, very bad.
But wait! Z drops out of the game! excellent.
I take teammate's marine medivac and drop zerg killing it and now it's TvT
Opponent T making mass marines. NP i say to my teammate. make tanks
He sees 1 banshee
He makes 12 vikings
We lose I was sad
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not uninstalled the game as i asked him after the match and got paired with him after 2 hours again fml
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http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=159188
4v4 with me and another buddy playing off race with some noob friends
My ally(Beernessecity) builds 9 pylons, 3 gateways, a forge, and expands before having any army. He then starts building canons in the middle of the map to protect our vision at the xel naga watch tower. We tell him to just get some collosus. So he builds 3 robotics facilities and a bay AT HIS EXPO. He has nothing to protect it so they immediately get destroyed before he gets any collosus out. We still tell him that we need collosus, so this time he builds 4 robotics facilities(AGAIN at his expo), then follows that with a robotics bay and 3 more robotics facilities(and still no collosus). He then mines out at his main so he is on 1 base, with 7 robotics facilities, and 7 warp gates, and only 62 food. He then gets 15 collosus(some of which get walled in by his many structures) with no supporting ground army(i think my other noob ally must have been feeding him money). Anyways, we go on to win because the other noob team got harassed early with lings and reapers.
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