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Thereisnosaurus
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Australia1822 Posts
October 20 2010 22:48 GMT
#81
couple of opponents did a double stalker push and I look at my ally's base, this was pretty early on so I was focusing hard on my own macro

my ally had gone for a one base, two spire, no queen, NO units other than drones, no spine crawlers broodlord rush. I still won, after he had been pasted all over the map, of course. lovely feeling that was

I had one guy try and expand into three armies with only a couple of units, and when I didn't move my units out of our choke into the teeth of a massively superior force, about a minute later he warped in about twenty stalkers (out of his eight warpgates that had until then remained silent) and proceeded to walk across and destroy my nexus, and our third ally's CC then left the game.

We still won. that felt even better.
Poisonous Sheep counter Hydras
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
October 20 2010 22:49 GMT
#82
2v2, the guy made a 3 supply depots wall off before barracks, and his first unit was a marine who came out around the 8m In-game time.
o choro é livre
Nimic
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 08:30:57
October 20 2010 23:55 GMT
#83
Maybe not the noobiest, but it stuck in my memory. I was playing random 3on3, and I was regularly getting teamed up with some very, very poor players. Then in one game I saw we were playing three zerg, and I knew what was coming next. Yup, they all 6-pooled, and immediately killed our zerg. Meanwhile, the other player - a Terran like me, proceeded to not wall off his ramp, not build a barracks, and build an Engineering Bay quite early.

Considering what I had seen the last few games, my hopes weren't up at this point. I continued to do my usual thing, and didn't really consider that I would be able to win, but just wanted to play it out. Then the other guy finally built a few barracks, constructing a wall for his mineral line, and built a planetary fortress, and started pumping marines, got combat shield, and pushed out. He then proceeded to wtfpwn one, while I - still in shock that what he was doing was working - took care of a second, before we finished off the third together.

It was surreal. To be fair, they were obviously noobs.
FrostOtter
Profile Joined September 2010
United States537 Posts
October 21 2010 03:20 GMT
#84
The last few hours? How'd the game last that long?
ForDarkness
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia63 Posts
October 21 2010 07:53 GMT
#85
i played random 3v3 once with a friend of mine, and this random team mate of ours was like, if you build u mine gas we will lose. he said "i am a 3v3 pro so i know and i lost the last 3 games cos my noob teammates went to harvest gas. just build gateways and mass zealots and we win." i decided to ignore him and went about my own build then he decided to attack me for mining gas. fortunately he has the micro and macro of a below bronze league player so i held his attack and decimated his base in return later on. my friend and i both diamond players managed to eventually go on and win the game. ( this was in 3v3 placement).
proxY_
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1561 Posts
October 21 2010 07:56 GMT
#86
I like to play some 3v3s or even 4v4s from time to time, mainly to mess around and try off-racing. By far the most common thing that happens is some zerg 6 pools and my teammate screams for help because he didn't build any kind of wall at his choke and has no idea how to micro workers against it. So stupid.
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
October 21 2010 08:11 GMT
#87
played 2vs2 random
1st match: me with p vs tz

p scouts enemy
p didnt wall off
z did speedling rape
p ragequit and obviously we lost that game

next game: i get him as teammate again
he chats: "you are the z from last game, right?"
then he attacks my main with his probes. Enemy lol'ed, i just cant believe what just happend.

"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
Deeeno
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia52 Posts
October 21 2010 08:17 GMT
#88
2's... he wants DT's so goes...
10 pylon, 10 assimilator, 10 assimilator, 16 pylon ...
then cuts probe production and only has 1 gateway still when he got his dark shrine up and some 2 zealots which made him need backup when he first got attacked by some weak attack or like 8 marines...

he follows that up with next game deciding to go zealot/marauder/void ray off 1 base

Actually noobier still... He doesn't understand why i dislike 2's with him.

ah good times
I like Alphabet soup
Nimic
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway1360 Posts
October 21 2010 08:31 GMT
#89
On October 21 2010 12:20 FrostOtter wrote:
The last few hours? How'd the game last that long?


Yeah, that was supposed to be last few games, not hours.
Victim
Profile Joined August 2010
United States188 Posts
October 21 2010 08:37 GMT
#90
After seeing the stuff in this thread, I feel pretty bad for complaining about the dumb things my friends do - like abandon all ground unit production for a mid game switch to VRs and then ignore armies without much AA so the VRs can base trade, make 4 gates before cybercore, or 4 Gate expand while attacking builds that accumulate a thousand minerals on 1 base - or whatever stupid coop partners do.
Nysze
Profile Joined July 2010
United States111 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 08:50:05
October 21 2010 08:43 GMT
#91
2v2, Double toss, I start by asking the game plan, my ally responds "zeal rush" so we both 2 gate we each get 3 zeals and run in. Opponent is halfway walled off but we manage to demolish their base anyways, 1 opponent leaves, T opponent lifts his buildings and runs to the corner in a map with no islands so I flame him for a bit and tech up to air. When my cybercore is about done I check to see what my good ol' ally is doing...

He has made some more gateways and is continuing to mass zeals. So I say to him "make some air dude."

He responds "oh I was hoping it wouldn't get to that point."

oO
Well butter my biscuit
WIPAKensu
Profile Joined June 2010
United States17 Posts
October 21 2010 08:56 GMT
#92
My RL friend 6pool and stayed in his base. I asked WTF are you doing? Attack.

He reply with, "don't you 6pool to defend?" He was not kidding....
The freedom to choose from the given choices is not freedom!
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
October 21 2010 08:56 GMT
#93
On October 21 2010 03:24 Gamble85 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ...


That is fucking hilarious. Good delivery too.


WHAT. So he did morph a drone.

6 pool (5 drones left)
5,4,3,2,1 Crawlers (0 drones).
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
October 21 2010 08:57 GMT
#94
once my teammate did nothing but wall himself him and build 2 command centers he pumped a gazillion scvs and wanted to transfer money to me but there was that cooldown we got rushed and lost lol
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Drayne
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada239 Posts
October 21 2010 09:03 GMT
#95
Guys lifting off to the island expos in 2v2 with terran, i absolutely love theyr way of thinking.. hahaha maybe if i start making scvs 5minutes late ingame and let my partner die.. then i canz killz themz with my BCZZZ
Fission
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada1184 Posts
October 21 2010 09:04 GMT
#96
This one time my partner was zerg, and I knew we were doomed. Shortly after the double 6 pool arrived in his base my fears were confirmed...
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 09:22:01
October 21 2010 09:20 GMT
#97
On October 21 2010 02:24 ToxNub wrote:
My teammate in 2v2 regularly sends his queens across the map with his army. :/


if hes transfusing or badly needs the AA it cant be too bad

On October 21 2010 05:06 mtvacuum wrote:
I was playing diamond random 2v2 and my partner was so clueless, he was like "how to play protoss?", so I told him to just 13 gate, and then he started to ACTUALLY MAKE 13 GATEWAYS, i was like wtf! He made no units at all and then i got rushed and died...I don't know how i got matched with such a terrible noobie partner..


well he's probably heard of the 4-gate ... lol
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
CortoMontez
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia608 Posts
October 21 2010 09:30 GMT
#98
Team mate attempts a double gas steal...
in my base!
"Creator was doing a really good job trying to win without storm but it was like eating spaghetti with a screwdriver." -Severian
Hurricane Sponge
Profile Joined March 2010
868 Posts
October 21 2010 09:42 GMT
#99
PF block the chokes to keep us safe. Try to lift it when it's time to expand. Can't get out, so we kill the PF. 4 armies teching off about 2-3 bases apiece end our lives.
Tom the Legend
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom38 Posts
October 21 2010 09:49 GMT
#100
I have a friend (yes it is you Darren) i play with 2v2 and 3v3, and though he isnt a bad player, he reaction time is the worst i have ever seen. for example i will ping and tell him (on skype) thier is a drop going to his main and get there now, my units get there faster than he does and he will lose his nexus. and i will be like wtf y didnt you move, he always says he was doing something else?!? unless i get control from him, which i never get, we genraly lose if they harrass or attack me (if our bases are far away). i know its not that nooby but it still annoys me.
"Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change." - Stephen Hawking
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