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kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
October 21 2010 14:54 GMT
#121
it was a 3v3, P/T/Z(me) and apparently both P and T did not block the ram.. Then T proceed to expand, cc far away from the minerals.. It was quite at the start, the T did not even build a single barracks, just mass SCVs.. Then when i ping P to attack one of the opponent's expo, T pulls out all his SCVs to fight.. apparently he thinks that there's only SCVs could fight..
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
mcc
Profile Joined October 2010
Czech Republic4646 Posts
October 21 2010 15:01 GMT
#122
On October 21 2010 01:45 Mjolnir wrote:

I had a teammate build 27 cannons off 1 gateway.

Twenty-seven.

I said "Dude, what the hell are you doing with all those cannons?" to which he replied "In case they rush. I don't want to be caught off guard."

What ended up happening is one of the opponents countered my attack on his partner and annihilated my teammates Nexus because he didn't build a single one of those 27 cannons near his workers. They were all at the front and along the sides of the front half of his base.

I'm top 10 Diamond 2v2. He was Bronze. Not sure how that match-up happens.



I have great replay of the game I once played 4v4 and one of the enemies built like 50+ cannons, close to the end when he was only one remaining he finally decided to build his first gateway so he could build a stargate and 2-3 phoenixes, then he continued building cannons Of course colossi with thermo lance do not really care about cannons so all those cannons were totally useless (well they would be anyway even if had to kill it with gateway units).
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
October 21 2010 15:05 GMT
#123
The amazingness of this thread has made me want to play random 2v2, 3v3 and 4v4s really really poorly to see how bad these people are. But sometimes it's really hard to both be entertained and play poorly. Opening cannon into FE everywhere + HT actually works, as does mass raven. I need to start getting even cheesier or I'll get promoted
Sup.
Funkmastajam
Profile Joined August 2010
United States83 Posts
October 21 2010 16:02 GMT
#124
After reading a little of this thread, I was inspired to act like an idiot in 4v4 random. So I sent all my drones to attack my teammates base off the bat. Someone else on my team told me I would be reported. So I attacked him instead. The two teammates I attacked left the game, so I used the income I was getting from them to mass zerglings and roches. My remaining partner did the same, and we overwhelmed the enemies and won the game (the opponents didn't use teamwork to defend our attacks so we took them out one by one.

I am in a very good mood now.
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? - Sun Tzu
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
October 21 2010 16:59 GMT
#125
Awesome thread lol. After reading through it looks I was lucky with the partners as I have nothing funny to share.
e4e5nf3
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada599 Posts
October 21 2010 17:02 GMT
#126
In one 4v4 game I asked if would rush. Everyone said YES. Then 2 of the players proceeded to tech. Sigh.
King takes Queen
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
October 21 2010 17:08 GMT
#127
On October 22 2010 01:02 Funkmastajam wrote:
After reading a little of this thread, I was inspired to act like an idiot in 4v4 random. So I sent all my drones to attack my teammates base off the bat. Someone else on my team told me I would be reported. So I attacked him instead. The two teammates I attacked left the game, so I used the income I was getting from them to mass zerglings and roches. My remaining partner did the same, and we overwhelmed the enemies and won the game (the opponents didn't use teamwork to defend our attacks so we took them out one by one.

I am in a very good mood now.


You know Backstabbing is a bannable offense right?

Here's a thread talking about that: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=139224
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 21 2010 17:09 GMT
#128
On October 21 2010 05:34 Chronoboosted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 02:54 EtherealDeath wrote:
On October 21 2010 02:30 Krigwin wrote:
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


I refuse to believe you.


He had been queued with me the previous game and blamed me for the loss despite being of no use to the team whatsoever (I basically played a 1v2 for 20 minutes and eventually lost).

So, he raged at me for being noob the second game, and I said w/e. So he gets pissed and goes "I can end it right now". I, misinterpreting what he was saying, responded with "yes please just leave, I'd rather 1v2 with your base than 2v2 with you." So... he scv rushed me in spite.

XD

Tell me you ended up winning


no
universalwill
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States654 Posts
October 21 2010 17:13 GMT
#129
i had a teammate 6pool to get a fast queen to spread creep because he heard spreading creep was a good idea
icemanzdoinwork
Profile Joined August 2010
447 Posts
October 21 2010 17:13 GMT
#130
Lost temple

Ttvtt

I tell my teammate I'm going to rush banshees and he should go mm. He says ok . I focus on my build and pump 4 banshees from two starports and ask him if he's ready? When I ask I check his base for the first time and he has 7 starports pumping Vikings.

He had 1 rax and zero units gg
Quepp42
Profile Joined May 2010
United States96 Posts
October 21 2010 17:15 GMT
#131
Second poster wins the topic. Also, I enjoyed the subtle brag of the OP about how he basically won a 2v2 single handedly.
All it takes to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
October 21 2010 17:38 GMT
#132
Watching someone move his army of thors across the map with a move command and getting annihilated by an army of roaches/zerglings while not attacking once.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
October 21 2010 18:04 GMT
#133
On October 21 2010 07:16 Gerbeeros wrote:
My ally gave me his units and said go and get em. and pinged their main. I asked what you gonna do if im doing the attacking, and only replied: defend. I tried to do all the sieging and storming and forcefielding and EMping at the same time my team mate chilled in the base with 2 tanks. This wasnt the bad part really. It was the fact i was in gold and he was in diamond. And i told him my micro would suck with 2 races at the same time... Checked the replay and he had 0 apm during the battles just was watching my playing.


Wow... that was an -awesome- story.
It's like watching a movie... nice...
Nazgul IX
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands63 Posts
October 21 2010 18:28 GMT
#134
Yeah, nice stories there guys i certainly laughed a few times.

What i see often in team games is that people just tech up without even scouting, don't even watch around what's happening (while their allies getting destroyed). And at the end of the game theire allies did all the work for nothing because this ally hasn't done anything but caring about his own base and make it look more pretty.
I really wonder what's going on in those people's minds ^^
PsychoBob
Profile Joined August 2010
United States22 Posts
October 22 2010 00:28 GMT
#135
in 2v2 the enemy paused the game and my partner hit surrender instead of unpause

also, in one game, he told us "everybody check to make sure youre not being cannon rushed" and then he was cannon rushed (3v3).

hes actually pretty good tho, they were flukes
A gun is not a weapon Marge... it's a tool; like a chainsaw, or an alligator!
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
October 22 2010 00:42 GMT
#136
PP vs TZ
I begin with a 3 gate robo. A mass of marauders and roaches roll through and destroy most of my forces, they pull back after me abusing high ground advantage, worked their numbers down. My teammate is nowhere to be seen.
5 minutes later a bigger force of marauders shows up at my door with medivacs this time. My forces get crushed. As my base is getting destroyed i check my teammates base to see what the hell hes been doing. even when i clearly asked for help many many times to no avail.

He has only 7 void rays (About 12 mins into the game i might add) and a-moves them into the terrans base.

...Which i had scouted with an observer earlier and revealed numerous missle turrets.

I left. Didnt even want to see what happened after that
Alphasquad
Profile Joined August 2010
Austria505 Posts
October 22 2010 00:53 GMT
#137
the most incredible things always happen in 4v4 like zerg players who go fast exe plus muta with 0 lings, other memories are about phoenix against mass marines, tech to BC or carriers

but the funniest moments are definitely when you see a huge bunch of units on the minimap coming to you and you are waiting...and waiting...but your ally just doesnt appear

GxZ
Profile Joined April 2010
United States375 Posts
October 22 2010 00:57 GMT
#138
On patch 8 of beta... in 2v2 teammate goes for double 8 pool.
FrostOtter
Profile Joined September 2010
United States537 Posts
October 22 2010 00:57 GMT
#139
I guess it doesn't technically count as my teammate, but I was playing a 2v2 and one of the opponents floated his command center over my base (at the very start of the game), then moved it back down to where his original base was, then left. To this day I'm baffled.
7even.Rantech
Profile Joined July 2010
Chile39 Posts
October 31 2010 09:55 GMT
#140
Believe me or not... i am still waiting the OP to post that replay.. pls upload it!.
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