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Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
October 31 2010 15:52 GMT
#161
So it was one day after MLG DC, and I decided to Mothership rush in all my team games that day (as a mini-tribute to HuK =D), and it actually worked out quite well results-wise.

This one 3v3, a teammate notices what I'm doing pretty early on, and proceeds to trash talk me relentlessly, seriously screwing up his own game in the process. I just ignore it (I don't talk much in team games anyway), and proceed to eliminate one of our opponents with a Recall in his base single-handedly, as well as the other opponent's expo. Two of my teammates arrive with their armies and start attacking the guy in the middle as the game is pretty much swinging in our favor.

In what was supposed to be a game-ending battle, I move my Mothership with Observer to cloak my teammates' ground army, and that same guy on my team targets my Mothership with all his Stalkers and takes it down.

Some people just get too angry -_-
Gemini_19
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1242 Posts
October 31 2010 15:54 GMT
#162
On October 31 2010 23:21 mofisto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 31 2010 23:07 YourMom wrote:
Ursadak



?
what is this?



PANDA BEAR GUY!


I was doing a Random 2v2 because I was bored. The league i'm in is low diamond (because I never play and whenever I do play my teammates are always idiots) and I coulda sworn the person that I got teamed up with was silver. He didn't get warp gates the ENTIRE GAME. He had 2 bases with about 30 probes and 3 gateways making pure stalkers with blink.

After about 14 minutes I'm asking him why the hell he hasn't gotten warp gates and his reply is...

[image loading]
@GGemini19 GM Protoss | http://www.twitch.tv/geminisc2 | I <333 HerO & Trap | Check out my Build of the Week series on /r/allthingsprotoss, TL, or Spawning Tool
shucklesors
Profile Joined May 2010
Singapore1176 Posts
October 31 2010 15:56 GMT
#163
So I was terran the other day, and my teammate said 'hey how do you play protoss?'
I was puzzled by why he decided to random when he didn't know at least all the races generally. I told him the first few basic orders: 13 gateway, 13/14 gas.
But what the hell, he started building a shitload of gateways. 'Why am I need 13 gates?' he asked. I was actually more of amazed than shocked at that point in time. I thought we were screwed for sure.

Luckily he was CellaWeRRa, so izzal good
+ Show Spoiler +
joke probably only husky followers will get
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
October 31 2010 15:59 GMT
#164
On November 01 2010 00:56 shucklesors wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
joke probably only husky followers will get


Or those who've seen it happen live on stream. =P

It's so much more awesome with Cella's voice comments as well.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9027 Posts
October 31 2010 16:05 GMT
#165
Just played a 4v4 on Extinction. Two guys lagged like hell and eventually one left. Then it dragged into a Thors + marines fest where I had the upper hands thanks to upgrades. Then my red teammate started attacking me.
Gedrah
Profile Joined February 2010
465 Posts
October 31 2010 18:42 GMT
#166
In a TTvZP (the map with shared main that has back door rocks and a single wide ramp) we got busted via the back door and my ally started losing all his shit because his whole army was 9 Vikings. Meanwhile I had a lot of forces guarding the main ramp but I decided since my ally was fucked, I was just going to talk some shit and leave.

However, my ally remained in the game with a floating CC and Rax, and meanwhile the enemies suicided on my tanks with their zealot-roach rush, lost all their Corrupters and Phoenix to the viking ball, and my ally used my structures to gather up a Viking-Tank push while his existing vikings crushed overlords and probes. Went on my record as a win. :> My leaving the game was clearly what won it for us.
What is a dickfour?
Sumsi
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany593 Posts
October 31 2010 22:07 GMT
#167
[image loading]


one picture says it all
moin
Tassadar1
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia2 Posts
October 31 2010 23:56 GMT
#168
the noobest thing i ever did was my brother and i were 2v2 terran and protoss and we were on vent and my brother as a joke goes bro drops ships so i quick react and blink and kill the drop ships .... not knowing they were his drop ships... he laughed .. aslo the zerg with no drones wins
Sup!
Lucius2
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany548 Posts
November 03 2010 21:19 GMT
#169
bumping this thread, because its made out of pure awesome!

just played on a custom version of arakan citadel, i thought i give it a wing before laddering, then i realized all minerals are gold on the map. well, so far, so good, then our team mate blue comes into action. i just better post the replay so u can see yourself.

http://www.2shared.com/file/C6KvZrLC/retarded_team_mate_is_retarded.html
TheMenace
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany244 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-04 19:09:02
November 04 2010 19:08 GMT
#170
[image loading]



Key facts:
- E-bay as first building but instead of blocking an expo our mate decided to built it in his base (alternetively known as the "Big Wall")
- CC lift-off to fortify the wall with some really good long-distance mining going on
- double Ghost Academy + 2 Nukes... onfortunetely without adding a techlab to his rax
much much more

its a very good laugh I totally recommend it !!
Replay
kyouriharu
Profile Joined September 2010
United States9 Posts
November 04 2010 20:14 GMT
#171
Thors, lots of them. Over-reacting to Mutalisk harass where the enemy switched to Roaches.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-04 20:28:34
November 04 2010 20:24 GMT
#172
I had a terran ally build 3 depots at his ramp before he built a barracks. The enemy zerg got out some lings and attacked his wall. The terran did not repair it. The lings got in the base and found one marine that just finished building and killed it along with all his workers.

During beta I had an ally build only one probe before taking his gas and then he slowly built up to zealots(without building more probes). He attacked the enemy terran's bunker with his 2 zealots. Thankfully the enemies were also quite bad so I just beat them with a 4gate. I think that was my first or second 2v2 random team game during beta.
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
November 04 2010 20:35 GMT
#173
i would LOVE to see some of these games on Day9daily

maybe "Fail friday" or some shit(shame he always is traveling/casting there), some of these stories are too good not to be made into epic hillarity by the man himself
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
November 04 2010 20:42 GMT
#174
On October 21 2010 05:59 chadissilent wrote:
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.


This is a joke right?
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
Proto_Protoss
Profile Joined September 2010
United States495 Posts
November 04 2010 20:43 GMT
#175
I was massing thors, and i was getting all into it like THOR IS HERE. So we get into an engagement. My teammate decides to run away 5 seconds into the battle with his stalkers, before my Thors are in postion. and hes say BACK BACK BACK..... Im like....... THOR IS SLOW THOR CAN NOT RETREAT YOU IDIOT. Well my thor where helplessly owned and then we procceded to lose with my teammate saying WHY DIDNT YOU RETREAT NOOB
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up everytime we do." - Confucius
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
November 04 2010 20:46 GMT
#176
On October 21 2010 18:30 CortoMontez wrote:
Team mate attempts a double gas steal...
in my base!


if he steals your gas you can mine from it o.O
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
Senorcuidado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States700 Posts
November 04 2010 20:55 GMT
#177
The other day I wanted to try Protoss for the first time since beta. I'm diamond in random 2v2 but i figured I'd just 4 gate. My teammate made two probes that were rallied NEXT to a mineral patch and didn't make anything else for the whole game. Somehow, I killed their armies twice and almost won because colossi are apparently that damn good.
Azn_Christian
Profile Joined September 2010
United States153 Posts
November 04 2010 21:00 GMT
#178
2v2: person builds 7gas8gas<afk till 3 min mark>mass depots<afk or something>
he didn't respond to me at all the entire game lol i won w/ bling bust against double t though so eh lol
Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrongs." - Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre
craz3d
Profile Joined August 2005
Bulgaria856 Posts
November 04 2010 21:36 GMT
#179
On October 22 2010 02:08 fabiano wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2010 01:02 Funkmastajam wrote:
After reading a little of this thread, I was inspired to act like an idiot in 4v4 random. So I sent all my drones to attack my teammates base off the bat. Someone else on my team told me I would be reported. So I attacked him instead. The two teammates I attacked left the game, so I used the income I was getting from them to mass zerglings and roches. My remaining partner did the same, and we overwhelmed the enemies and won the game (the opponents didn't use teamwork to defend our attacks so we took them out one by one.

I am in a very good mood now.


You know Backstabbing is a bannable offense right?

Here's a thread talking about that: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=139224


lol, so thats why scbackstab doesn't exist anymore

Anyways I don't play random team, but I do play with friends. At retail a lot of them had never played sc (or had played it 10 years ago) so they would always open with some wierd ass shit like 10 pylon, 11 pylon, 12 assim. Or they would wall off before building a barracks.
Hello World!
DomiNater
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States527 Posts
November 04 2010 21:55 GMT
#180
My Teammate tried a cannon drop with a warp prism. That was his first attack. It came at about 8 minutes into the game and he had ZERO units beside the warp prism. Needless to say he was scouted and his cannon drop failed. So he decided to try it on the other guy which resulted in another fail.

We still won the game somehow tho.
After I captured the elephant in the room, swept her under the rug for the hell of it... I welcome you to the melting through, of a planet that was selfish in its development of a healthy view.
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