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So it was one day after MLG DC, and I decided to Mothership rush in all my team games that day (as a mini-tribute to HuK =D), and it actually worked out quite well results-wise.
This one 3v3, a teammate notices what I'm doing pretty early on, and proceeds to trash talk me relentlessly, seriously screwing up his own game in the process. I just ignore it (I don't talk much in team games anyway), and proceed to eliminate one of our opponents with a Recall in his base single-handedly, as well as the other opponent's expo. Two of my teammates arrive with their armies and start attacking the guy in the middle as the game is pretty much swinging in our favor.
In what was supposed to be a game-ending battle, I move my Mothership with Observer to cloak my teammates' ground army, and that same guy on my team targets my Mothership with all his Stalkers and takes it down.
Some people just get too angry -_-
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On October 31 2010 23:21 mofisto wrote:? what is this?
PANDA BEAR GUY!
I was doing a Random 2v2 because I was bored. The league i'm in is low diamond (because I never play and whenever I do play my teammates are always idiots) and I coulda sworn the person that I got teamed up with was silver. He didn't get warp gates the ENTIRE GAME. He had 2 bases with about 30 probes and 3 gateways making pure stalkers with blink.
After about 14 minutes I'm asking him why the hell he hasn't gotten warp gates and his reply is...
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So I was terran the other day, and my teammate said 'hey how do you play protoss?'
I was puzzled by why he decided to random when he didn't know at least all the races generally. I told him the first few basic orders: 13 gateway, 13/14 gas.
But what the hell, he started building a shitload of gateways. 'Why am I need 13 gates?' he asked. I was actually more of amazed than shocked at that point in time. I thought we were screwed for sure.
Luckily he was CellaWeRRa, so izzal good
+ Show Spoiler +joke probably only husky followers will get
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On November 01 2010 00:56 shucklesors wrote:+ Show Spoiler +joke probably only husky followers will get
Or those who've seen it happen live on stream. =P
It's so much more awesome with Cella's voice comments as well.
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Just played a 4v4 on Extinction. Two guys lagged like hell and eventually one left. Then it dragged into a Thors + marines fest where I had the upper hands thanks to upgrades. Then my red teammate started attacking me.
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In a TTvZP (the map with shared main that has back door rocks and a single wide ramp) we got busted via the back door and my ally started losing all his shit because his whole army was 9 Vikings. Meanwhile I had a lot of forces guarding the main ramp but I decided since my ally was fucked, I was just going to talk some shit and leave.
However, my ally remained in the game with a floating CC and Rax, and meanwhile the enemies suicided on my tanks with their zealot-roach rush, lost all their Corrupters and Phoenix to the viking ball, and my ally used my structures to gather up a Viking-Tank push while his existing vikings crushed overlords and probes. Went on my record as a win. :> My leaving the game was clearly what won it for us.
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the noobest thing i ever did was my brother and i were 2v2 terran and protoss and we were on vent and my brother as a joke goes bro drops ships so i quick react and blink and kill the drop ships .... not knowing they were his drop ships... he laughed .. aslo the zerg with no drones wins
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bumping this thread, because its made out of pure awesome!
just played on a custom version of arakan citadel, i thought i give it a wing before laddering, then i realized all minerals are gold on the map. well, so far, so good, then our team mate blue comes into action. i just better post the replay so u can see yourself.
http://www.2shared.com/file/C6KvZrLC/retarded_team_mate_is_retarded.html
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Key facts:
- E-bay as first building but instead of blocking an expo our mate decided to built it in his base (alternetively known as the "Big Wall")
- CC lift-off to fortify the wall with some really good long-distance mining going on
- double Ghost Academy + 2 Nukes... onfortunetely without adding a techlab to his rax
much much more 
its a very good laugh I totally recommend it !!
Replay
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Thors, lots of them. Over-reacting to Mutalisk harass where the enemy switched to Roaches.
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I had a terran ally build 3 depots at his ramp before he built a barracks. The enemy zerg got out some lings and attacked his wall. The terran did not repair it. The lings got in the base and found one marine that just finished building and killed it along with all his workers.
During beta I had an ally build only one probe before taking his gas and then he slowly built up to zealots(without building more probes). He attacked the enemy terran's bunker with his 2 zealots. Thankfully the enemies were also quite bad so I just beat them with a 4gate. I think that was my first or second 2v2 random team game during beta.
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i would LOVE to see some of these games on Day9daily
maybe "Fail friday" or some shit(shame he always is traveling/casting there), some of these stories are too good not to be made into epic hillarity by the man himself
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On October 21 2010 05:59 chadissilent wrote:
My two teammates in a 3v3 decided to only make ONE type of unit. Even worse, they told our enemies what they were making. Learn2Play noobs.
This is a joke right?
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I was massing thors, and i was getting all into it like THOR IS HERE. So we get into an engagement. My teammate decides to run away 5 seconds into the battle with his stalkers, before my Thors are in postion. and hes say BACK BACK BACK..... Im like....... THOR IS SLOW THOR CAN NOT RETREAT YOU IDIOT. Well my thor where helplessly owned and then we procceded to lose with my teammate saying WHY DIDNT YOU RETREAT NOOB
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On October 21 2010 18:30 CortoMontez wrote:
Team mate attempts a double gas steal...
in my base!
if he steals your gas you can mine from it o.O
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The other day I wanted to try Protoss for the first time since beta. I'm diamond in random 2v2 but i figured I'd just 4 gate. My teammate made two probes that were rallied NEXT to a mineral patch and didn't make anything else for the whole game. Somehow, I killed their armies twice and almost won because colossi are apparently that damn good.
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2v2: person builds 7gas8gas<afk till 3 min mark>mass depots<afk or something>
he didn't respond to me at all the entire game lol i won w/ bling bust against double t though so eh lol
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On October 22 2010 02:08 fabiano wrote:Show nested quote +On October 22 2010 01:02 Funkmastajam wrote:
After reading a little of this thread, I was inspired to act like an idiot in 4v4 random. So I sent all my drones to attack my teammates base off the bat. Someone else on my team told me I would be reported. So I attacked him instead. The two teammates I attacked left the game, so I used the income I was getting from them to mass zerglings and roches. My remaining partner did the same, and we overwhelmed the enemies and won the game (the opponents didn't use teamwork to defend our attacks so we took them out one by one.
I am in a very good mood now. You know Backstabbing is a bannable offense right? Here's a thread talking about that: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=139224
lol, so thats why scbackstab doesn't exist anymore
Anyways I don't play random team, but I do play with friends. At retail a lot of them had never played sc (or had played it 10 years ago) so they would always open with some wierd ass shit like 10 pylon, 11 pylon, 12 assim. Or they would wall off before building a barracks.
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My Teammate tried a cannon drop with a warp prism. That was his first attack. It came at about 8 minutes into the game and he had ZERO units beside the warp prism. Needless to say he was scouted and his cannon drop failed. So he decided to try it on the other guy which resulted in another fail.
We still won the game somehow tho.
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