[D] Noobiest thing teammate has done - Page 32

oOOoOphidian

United States1402 Posts

July 05 2011 09:26 GMT

#621

Top diamond 3v3 (and the others too...) and I apparently got paired with a bronze league player who built 2 gas before supply depot, then got a rax around 20 supply. When the inevitable ~6 minute rush came, he had nothing at all except for 1 barracks with no add-ons. The matchmaking system is definitely wonky for team games.

Hashmeister

Germany238 Posts

July 05 2011 11:26 GMT

#622

Got with a zerg teammate, we were playing against 2 terrans. so we agreed that i go 3gate robo and he goes banelings... after 7 minutes into the game a mass marine push came, and he didnt have a SINGLE zerlging/baneling...just 5 spine crawlers at his base....

atavus

France60 Posts

July 07 2011 21:53 GMT

#623

During a 2v2, i was with a ally toss, this was a PPvTT. My ally tell me that he was going air & i decided to go ground heavy (zealot, immo, HT).
First part of the game was okay, my ally have some phenix then he started to switch to voidray/carrier, obviously one of the other terran decided to go mass viking/banshee.
Think about me Roflstomping the ground (bioball) & seeing my dumb ally keep with the production of carrier that was one shotted by tons shit of viking & me suffering heavy loses from cloaked banshee (thx obs sniping).
I was litteraly screaming on the chat : GO Freakin Phenix, U moron.
His answer was : "Are u dumb ? Why would I do something like that, stfu noob"
Finally I simply went in "Macro mode : I'm gonna kill all your building despite your banshit killing my units".
We won thanks to that but I kept insulting my ally until the end.

The_Templar

your Country52798 Posts

July 28 2011 01:55 GMT

#624

I was playing with a friend on our gold team. I 15 hatch, but have no units and I watch him hold off a push against an army twice as big as his, barely losing anything. He DIDNT PULL WORKERS.

Later, that same ally decided to go nukes. 10 minutes and some unsuccessful (one good one though) nukes later, a small MM force charges up my ally's ramp and completely owns him because he didnt make any units. -_______~

DyEnasTy

United States3714 Posts

July 28 2011 02:03 GMT

#625

Everytime I read these I wonder to myself: Why cant my opponents ever be this dumb?

The_Templar

your Country52798 Posts

July 28 2011 02:06 GMT

#626

On July 28 2011 11:03 DyEnasTy wrote:
Everytime I read these I wonder to myself: Why cant my opponents ever be this dumb?

Everytime I see that yet another set of opponents are being dumb, I wonder why my allies can't be smart enough to play better.

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

July 28 2011 02:13 GMT

#627

On October 21 2010 21:08 KhrisKruel wrote:
I played a 4v4 where there was only one terran on the opposing team. The guy built nothing but ghosts and nukes, and then dropped 3 nukes on each of his allies base, saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" in chat, then leaving. One of the guys that got nuked kept screaming and asking who nuked him.

What's hilarious is that we were getting demolished. If it weren't for that they would've won.

I'm actually crying with laughter at this.

Mine isn't as good, I was playing 4v4 with some friends and one of them was new to the game, he was P and 15 minutes into the game I look at his base and am like 'dude wtf wheres your warp gates' and he goes 'i prefer gateways they make units faster'.

Keymaster

Czech Republic27 Posts

August 21 2011 21:20 GMT

#628

Today, my ally tried to baneling bust an enemy in 4v4. There were destructible rocks...
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