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BushidoSnipr
Profile Joined November 2010
United States910 Posts
June 22 2011 12:48 GMT
#581
4v4 random-All my teammates leave

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
June 25 2011 18:55 GMT
#582
just had a game where my terran ally tried to go 1 base BCs. and he's diamond 3v3.


I do not comprehend.
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
June 25 2011 22:26 GMT
#583
just had possibly the worst team ever lol

3v3 on Monsoon, I'm a P on a PZZ team vs a TZZ team. My allies will hereby be referred to as Orange and Purple (their colors).

1. I told my allies to go early lings because early lings can autowin on Monsoon due to the backdoor ramps. They can get in and mess up mineral lines. Anyway, neither of my allies listen to me. One FE's, and the other goes for a late pool and masses speedlings. By the time he attacks with them, the "autowin" timing window is gone and his lings get owned.
2. They both had terrible economies. Orange had 32 drones for the majority of the game, and Purple peaked at 44. They were both on two base. It gets even worse because even though neither of them had nearly enough drones, they were both still floating a lot of excess resources.
3. Their army compositions were really bizarre and just bad. Orange only made lings for like the first 15 minutes of the game, and Purple went for infestor-ling. Orange finally decided to add on some mutas near the end, but 10 or 15 mutas don't do much in the late game.
4. Their unit control was awful, and so was their decision making. During the game, the other team managed to occupy the middle because my team just didn't have enough to stop them. After the other team occupied the middle, my teammates decided to randomly send small-ish groups of lings into the opponent's big army ball. My allies would send like 20 or 30 lings at a time with no other support, and naturally, the lings would get killed without doing any damage at all because 3 big armies > a small pack of lings. My allies did this a lot, and because of it, they were never able to mass a decently sized army.
As far as bad control goes, well... Purple's infestor control was the worst I've ever seen. He lost his first 6 infestors in the dumbest way possible. He had them burrow-moved right in front of the enemy's ball (like, within marine and roach range. That's how close they were). Then, for no apparent reason, he decides to launch off like 10 infested terrans into the enemy's giant army ball. Understandably, the infested terrans do nothing at all, and the opponents, being reasonably intelligent, scan where the terrans shot out from and snipe all the infestors. Nice job, Purple. You just lost 6 infestors for absolutely no gain whatsoever. His control with subsequent infestors wasn't much better, and he hardly ever used fungal. He just used small amounts of infested terrans and never did any damage with them whatsoever.

It's probably pretty obvious by now, but we lost, hard. I had the strongest army (chargelots, blink stalkers, and lots of HTs with storm. good upgrades too) and maxed out faster than anyone else in the game, but it didn't matter because my allies were just helpless. I checked their ranks after the game, and they were both high plat. I just don't understand... How can high plat players be so incompetent in every single facet of the game?
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
Qntc.YuMe
Profile Joined January 2011
United States792 Posts
June 25 2011 22:49 GMT
#584
teammate trying to do a 4 gate... but just makes 4 gates. no cyber.
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
June 26 2011 01:15 GMT
#585
just had a 3v3 where one guy left immediately because the other team said in all chat that they were rushing, and the other ally was AFK for the first five minutes... why does this stuff happen to me :<
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-26 02:10:18
June 26 2011 02:09 GMT
#586
Team monobattles 4v4- my allies shout "DT!" "Zergling!" "Roach!"
The enemies proceed to mass battlecruisers and void rays.
Edit: We won that game lololol
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
June 26 2011 02:12 GMT
#587
me and my friend would lift to the gold expansions on certain maps and be called noobs. we win games
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 26 2011 02:15 GMT
#588
Me: "Strat?"
Him "rush"
*10 pool*
He attacks the pylon, the switches to depot, rax, depot, finally pylon. He does almost no damage
Me: "Macro"
Him: *gets 15 drones the whole game and almost no units*
-_-
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Hikari
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
1914 Posts
June 26 2011 02:28 GMT
#589
I made a thread about this back in beta:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=147554

Lifting to the gold/island is pretty bad since on the maps where it is doable you lock yourself in a position where you are unable to help your allies. I love it even more if people lifts to gold and open with a plantery fortress: as I can send units behind their mineral lines to deny mining.

Recently I have encountered some interesting builds such as:
- Great wall of china: giant wall of cannons in the middle of the map, only to have enemies bypass the wall and destroy us in 4v3.
- Double gas before gate into DTs
- Proxy 2 rax ghost marine rush (only to be scouted by my hallu phoenix - I guess I got lucky)
- 1 base 3 stargates 1 voidray no gateway units @ 6 min mark.
- Mass banelings no speed

Almost all of those were pulled off by people in high diamond random ladder. Random 4v4 is random indeed.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 30 2011 14:21 GMT
#590
The awesomesauce opening:
16 pool
15 evolution chamber
16 expo
18- double gas
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kleetzor
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany360 Posts
June 30 2011 15:24 GMT
#591
Zerg Teammate goes macro hatch before anything else, then proceeds to double gas and puts 4 in each geyser. I then tell him, in a good way, that he has 4 in each gas, and that 3 is the number it is designed to work optimally. He then goes "u sure? u pro?", then I go "No, I'm no pro, but I'm 100% sure you need only 3". Silence for a while, then he goes and puts 1 more in each gas, for a grand total of 5.

Needless to say, we got raped as he said "lets attack, were good" with him having 20 lings and 10 mutas like 20 min into the game.
MstrJinbo
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1251 Posts
June 30 2011 15:25 GMT
#592
I was in a 4v4 game on extinction. 2 (not one) of my teammates lift off their CCs and float to the islands. Then they proceed to turtle with missile turrets and PF. It's worth noting that one of the islands was in the back corner behind the enemy base. The other team must have been really confused when a CC was flying overhead but I can't imagine it took them long to figure out what happened. Once he built his 20 turrets, one of the players who floated to the island had the nerve to ask me to give control so he could spread creep. I of course told him to go to hell and I went on to play and lose the 2v4
Ashes
Profile Joined January 2011
United States362 Posts
June 30 2011 15:35 GMT
#593
funniest thing happ:
PT vs ZZ

our opponents send out two drones for scouting, both of them build extractors and steal my ally's gas.
he starts yelling at me for letting them steal his gas (rem this is like 1-2 mins into the game)....showers expletives like christmas snow and leaves the game.

I still win given I steam roll bronze league (haha i am silver myself). but it was funny.. he was like ohh shit they stole my gas they stole my gas..ohh shit
Tedde93
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden169 Posts
June 30 2011 15:38 GMT
#594
Tech up straight to cracklings, no units in between.
Patiance is the element of succes"
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 30 2011 15:42 GMT
#595
Extinction map

A Terran teammate immediately lifts off his CC and moves to the corner island and pumps out one scv, really really fucking slowly building up from there. Left his beginner SCVs idle the entire fucking game.

...............................
XK ßubonic
GreatFluke
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada40 Posts
June 30 2011 15:46 GMT
#596
In a 3v3, opens e-bay into PF with double gas while building a "rush-proof" depot wall around his mineral line. Then 20 minutes later, he moves to the island and goes mass-viking off 3 reactor starports.
Air Attack 2... Anyone?
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 30 2011 16:19 GMT
#597
On July 01 2011 00:38 Tedde93 wrote:
Tech up straight to cracklings, no units in between.

I have a 2v2 ally that does that while I go mass nukes and stim marines. We're 4-0 doing that.
Wait, you mean he only gets lings or he waits until he has attack speed to get them?
Anyway:
Same guy I mentioned before was terran once. He gets between 3 and 10 of the following units:
Marines: about 8
Reapers: about 3
Banshees: about 6
Battlecruisers: about 7
Nothing else but workers. 28 minutes in he has barely been harassed and has 100 food.
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 30 2011 16:20 GMT
#598
On July 01 2011 00:46 GreatFluke wrote:
In a 3v3, opens e-bay into PF with double gas while building a "rush-proof" depot wall around his mineral line. Then 20 minutes later, he moves to the island and goes mass-viking off 3 reactor starports.

How did he lift his PF?
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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carloselcoco
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2302 Posts
June 30 2011 16:26 GMT
#599
On July 01 2011 01:20 TheAwesomeTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 00:46 GreatFluke wrote:
In a 3v3, opens e-bay into PF with double gas while building a "rush-proof" depot wall around his mineral line. Then 20 minutes later, he moves to the island and goes mass-viking off 3 reactor starports.

How did he lift his PF?


He made another CC, lifted it to Island, landed it there, then turned it into a PF.
http://www.twitch.tv/carloselcoco/b/296431601 <------Suscribe! Casts in Spanish :) |||| http://www.twitch.tv/carloselcoco/b/300285215<----- CSL: Before Sunday! Episode 3!
Schnullerbacke13
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1199 Posts
June 30 2011 16:27 GMT
#600
double zerg we go for 7 pool, then i messed up my shortcuts and accidentally canceled my pool ...
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