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Virtue
Profile Joined July 2010
United States318 Posts
June 15 2011 22:39 GMT
#541
Stole my gas and distanced mined from my Natural to his main.
tomeczek
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany3 Posts
June 16 2011 08:07 GMT
#542
PTvPP: EMPed whole allied Toss army by accident directly before opponents attack
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-16 08:17:25
June 16 2011 08:16 GMT
#543
On March 07 2011 18:27 jameschang112 wrote:
I am very much use to playing 1v1. I can't stand playing with randoms; which is why I play with my a friend if I do a 2v2. I am a platinum and he's a diamond, but we're very new to 2v2. I take my laptop and am playing at his place. So we're TT and they're ZP. At this point of the game, we have complete map control. I'll done enough harass for us to both be very comfortable just teching up. And we're just expanding at this point to deny them expansions.

I take a xel'naga watchtower, to see a drone scouting around. I take my dozen or so maurader and kill the drone. While I do this, I notice a PF going up in the gold very close to the xel'naga tower.

Me - Oh shit! They're putting up an expansion on the gold.
Teammate - Huh? No they're not.
Me - On shit, he's teching to planetary. I am stimming.
Teammate - Wait..no don't!
Me - Hahah, die mofo! I killed his planetary...why won't my maurauders kill his scvs automatically?
Teammate - That's because they're my scvs! You killed my planetary...they're not even playing terran!

We ended up winning the game handedly, but he gave me grief for that for a while.

The thread is the noobiest thing your teammate has done, not yourself...seriously sir you might need to turn team colors on if you wanna get out of bronze :S

A few times I've had to ask a Protoss "dude, where's your units?" "going carriers bro"

They never get carriers out before they lose. Always on one base, never Terran or Zerg going BCs/BLs respectively, always Protoss.

EDIT: saw you're not bronze, point still valid
TRAP[yoo]
Profile Joined December 2009
Hungary6026 Posts
June 16 2011 08:22 GMT
#544
having 4 ccs and about 20 workers
FTD
Moonling
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States987 Posts
June 16 2011 08:30 GMT
#545
On June 16 2011 17:22 TRAP[yoo] wrote:
having 4 ccs and about 20 workers


Nothing wrong with that Mass Mules
1% of koreans control 99% of starcraft winnings. #occupykorea.
Gov
Profile Joined November 2010
United States121 Posts
June 16 2011 08:33 GMT
#546
Probably the worst for me was in a 3v3 or 4v4 I see an ally getting rushed, send my units and barely hold off the attack and save my ally. After this my ally complains that I have no army and I'm a noob. I try to explain he would be dead if I didn't lose my army to save his base, but he never seems to get it.

This has happened more then a few times to me...
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lu_natik
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia89 Posts
June 16 2011 08:35 GMT
#547
[image loading]

nuff said
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
June 16 2011 08:55 GMT
#548
That is the boldest artosis pylon I've ever met.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
June 16 2011 09:51 GMT
#549
saw a 2v2 where the opposing force (a tt team) made nothing but planetary fortresses. It was very... wtf. Siege mode kind of... countered the whole strat, as would a single void ray or mutas if i was P/Z...
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-16 10:07:02
June 16 2011 10:06 GMT
#550
So I play a lot of the co-op games against AIs. When the game starts I usually just get my split set up and get a few things made and then look into my teammates base just to see what they are up to and to gauge whether or not I need to defend both of us or if they have a clue as to what they are doing. I did this the other day and when I looked they had a normal set up, looked like they were doing things correctly. I started to build up as normal and then when the AI push came they started to crush me. I asked for help and go no response. Looked back at their base and they were basically where I saw them like 6 minutes ago except they had 1 void ray. After I was about done being killed I said "thanks for the help" and quit.
They messaged me a few minutes later in chat and said "You shouldn't have left. I totally won that game with my void rays". I looked at the record and he didn't. He lost like a minute afterwards.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
IIIOmegaIII
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden319 Posts
June 16 2011 10:08 GMT
#551
On October 21 2010 02:16 chakk wrote:
i was attacking my opponents base and he sent mutas into my mineral line...

so i said to my teammate Help kill those muta since his army was closer, so he marched in with his army and drops 4 Psi-storms on my workers...... and the mutas flew away unharmed


HAHAHAHAHA hilarious!!
PeZuY
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
935 Posts
June 16 2011 10:11 GMT
#552
Probably just moved all units without a move command to enemy tank line. And also these who try to team kill in early game:D:D
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
June 16 2011 10:12 GMT
#553
Hahaha, theres a funday monday about this, its really hilarious
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Philipd122
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia776 Posts
June 16 2011 10:23 GMT
#554
Lol, there's a youtube video casted by Husky where CellaWeRRa plays protoss (his zerg) and asks his 2v2 protoss teammate what to go. He makes like 13 gates before gas/core and still wins.

Anyways, I've had many,many noobs but the only thing I remember was when I carrier rushed in 4v4s. First carrier came out at around 8-9 minutes. If they didn't attack before 15 minutes, it was pretty much win for us.
Oz | Leenock | GuMiho | Lucky | MC | PartinG | DRG | Mvp
QrIlLe
Profile Joined June 2011
Austria1 Post
June 16 2011 10:25 GMT
#555
This guy got cannon rushed in front of his nose!
It was hard not to see the probes that built this cannons in his base...
This video says all... More fail videos coming soon

FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
June 16 2011 10:41 GMT
#556
Played a 3v3 and my ally got 6 pooled and spine crawler rushed and 2 raxed, lol!

I was at the bottom and he was at the top, T ally in the middle, T has a army which could have killed everything at that point with the help of the other guys drones and lings, but no, he sits in his base the whole time and i have to run all the way across the map to stop thier attack while the T player just types "lol, make some lings"......
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
June 16 2011 10:53 GMT
#557
Just remembered another one, playing with a bronze friend who usually plays T but for some reason wants to try Z, he's heard me say something about a 6 pool before..... you can guess where this is going. He got 10 drones, an overlord and then build a spawning pool.... and then another spawning pool.... and says "i thought the pool makes zerglings, why would you want 6 pools, it doesn't do anything". Luckly he only made the two spawning pools, not all 6.

On a side note, i've done things like this before as well forgetting my pool, building 2 baneling nests, building an evo chamber instead of a pool :s
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
Monarch[SDP]
Profile Joined February 2008
United States36 Posts
June 16 2011 11:26 GMT
#558
In a random 3v3 game, had a teammate make nothing but depots for the first few minutes just to wall in the ramp. It kept getting attacked by Rines and Lings and he would constantly scream for help. Then, every time we asked him to lower, he wouldn't listen forcing me to destroy the depots just to get out of our base.

Another time I had a teammate try to pull a MKP, loading his scv's into his CC and lifted it to the nearest gold base. He thought he was safe since you needed to take down destructible rocks before being able to enter the area but the opponents lifted a few barracks over, pumped a few Marines and killed him.
Vulcano
Profile Joined June 2011
United States147 Posts
June 16 2011 11:52 GMT
#559
hard to say between
a Terran "going air" and showing up 17 minutes later against maxed tier one armies with 4 bcs
or
a Zerg player is ripping me a new one while im asking him to stop typefragging and stfu over how i didnt 7pool with him(he said because i never responded to his inquiry, he assumed i meant i would), while an enemy spine crawler hatches onto his main right beside a mineral patch
someone set up us the bomb
shizna
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom803 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-16 12:14:30
June 16 2011 12:07 GMT
#560
dying to cannon rush in a team game is dumb. you should instantly be demoted to bronze 0 points.

if you slack on scouting, you should easily be able to delay the cannons long enough to get defensive cannon/bunker, then your team mates have plenty of time to assist or counter.

but even worse. if your teammate gets killed by cannons and you don't at least attempt an immiediate counter attack then you're terrible and should have your account banned for 30 days.

so frustrating in random 3v3 or 4v4 seeing ally fail and die to cannon rush, then you try to counter while your other ally just sits in his base thinking "its okay if i hide in my base for 20 mins we might win!".


random team games is where all the fun happens. i've seen it all. even the "LOL noob why havent you expanded" (one of my allies said to his neighbouring ally, while i was on other side of map), the poor guy had expanded twice and they had both been destroyed because the pilock neighbour was defending at his ramp and letting poor guy get ganged.
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