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terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
November 04 2010 22:09 GMT
#181
This wasn't done to me obviously but it kinda fits in here.


Just your good old fasioned normal normal normal 13 gates before cyber core.
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Angelbelow
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3728 Posts
November 04 2010 22:14 GMT
#182
Lol funny thread. Im not sure of the most frustrating but one that I recall was my ally planetary fortress rushing without getting any gas or engineering bay. He just landed the CC in the enemies base which they proceeded to kill with ease lol.
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BoomStevo
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
November 04 2010 23:36 GMT
#183
My teammate started getting cannon rushed. I spotted it early, when I told him about it he didn't do anything. When I insisted that he attack the pylon warping into his base, he asked me, "Attack it with what?" So I responded, "With your workers!" He then said, "Oh, I didn't know they could do that." By then it was too late.
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michaelhasanalias
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)1231 Posts
November 05 2010 00:39 GMT
#184
On November 05 2010 07:09 terranghost wrote:
This wasn't done to me obviously but it kinda fits in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFG8jtU0CM

Just your good old fasioned normal normal normal 13 gates before cyber core.


Heh, I was about to make the comment: "Some jerk built 13 gates off one base!"
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michaelhasanalias
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)1231 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-05 02:18:44
November 05 2010 01:53 GMT
#185
[image loading]

Look closely.



So I used contaminate on my scouting overseer to slow his void ray production. He proceeds to DESTROY HIS OWN STARGATE!

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Raid
Profile Joined September 2010
United States398 Posts
November 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#186
One time my mate lost his cc to zealots.. Zealots.. hmm
SenorChang
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia4730 Posts
November 05 2010 02:32 GMT
#187
Was playing a 4v4 a while ago, this guy made 1 expansion and proceeded to make 7 or so Hatcheries in his main, he then only proceeded to make drones and waaaaaaay over saturated his main (had like 3 drones at his natural and probably over 70 in his main lol). anyway, he techs to lair and starts massing mutalisks, makes about 30 and runs then straight into enemy marines / thors and loses them all.

We still won somehow playing basically 3v4 :|
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Icyrow
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom50 Posts
November 05 2010 02:56 GMT
#188
I was in a 3v3 with two IRL friends and we briefly went over tactics and it went something like this:

'Right, we're PPT, they're ZZT, let's wall off quickly to make sure we survive any early rushes, everyones happy with this and hear no problems about anything, even though we were all somewhat new but we knew the basics.'


About 5 minutes later one of my friends says over vent 'Oh shi- Guys! zerglings, lots of them, lots and lots!'

So i scroll my camera over his base and instead of walling off at the choke with some pylon/gateway/zealot/cyber mix, he has like 9 pylons lined up like soldiers, not even at the choke, it was at like the widest part of the entrance to his base, halfway from the choke and his nexus and had a lot of early zerglings in a line, all attacking each one with a huge surface area each and he spent all his money on the pylons so he didn't have any units. I didn't even bother sending my units over there to try help him.

the next few words out of his mouth were 'man fucking zerg is so OP, i couldn't do anything, what can i do against that?'
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
November 05 2010 03:13 GMT
#189
I had a few high end 3v3's that were ruined because of teammates.
I spawned as zerg, and began spreading my creep immediately to my teammates bases (toss + toss) with multiple queens, because I wanted to be able to run zerglings over to his base to help defend easily. Soon I had creepy completely covering their bases, and for whatever reason they got angry at me and started attacking me
I don't get it :[
Also, I had one game where I began building pylons in the front of his nexus inbetween the mineral patch to wall in his nexus, incase the enemy tried to attack it with melee units. Sure, his probes were mining slower, but at least I was helping defend! I don't get why people get angry about teamwork :[
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Chronoboosted
Profile Joined October 2010
United States59 Posts
November 05 2010 14:24 GMT
#190
On October 21 2010 21:08 KhrisKruel wrote:
I played a 4v4 where there was only one terran on the opposing team. The guy built nothing but ghosts and nukes, and then dropped 3 nukes on each of his allies base, saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" in chat, then leaving. One of the guys that got nuked kept screaming and asking who nuked him.

What's hilarious is that we were getting demolished. If it weren't for that they would've won.

Wow, I'm in class right now and I can't even finish reading this for fear of exploding with laughter
...then the drone turns to his friend and says, "That's no nydus canal. That's my wife!"
Chronoboosted
Profile Joined October 2010
United States59 Posts
November 05 2010 14:33 GMT
#191
On October 22 2010 09:57 FrostOtter wrote:
I guess it doesn't technically count as my teammate, but I was playing a 2v2 and one of the opponents floated his command center over my base (at the very start of the game), then moved it back down to where his original base was, then left. To this day I'm baffled.

I'm going to assume he wanted to PF rush you but didn't realize it costed mins/gas
...then the drone turns to his friend and says, "That's no nydus canal. That's my wife!"
Autobeat
Profile Joined October 2010
United States53 Posts
November 05 2010 14:57 GMT
#192
I was playing 2s with my brother (diamond) who is better than myself (plat) but he pulled the most retarded paly and I mention this only because it worked to much awe. So he picks toss and I random zerg. We wind up in a mirror match. He pretty much tells me to sling/roach and buy time for him to tech up. I get so busy holding off two people at once and trying to let them sack auxillary buildings to buy time for some massive maxed out 200/200 army to come in and wipe up. Well that army never shows up. Once I got to the stage of trying to plant hidden hatches so I would stop being revealed I finally get a breather to look and see what his tech is. He had rushed mass DTs and the whole time I was scrapping to live he had been eating their economy from the inside out, as in there wasnt a single nexus or hatch living for the other team but they had all their other structures. They didn't have enough detection and couldnt make more after robo and lair got sniped. While I was happy we won. I was just facepalming that it had worked b/c I knew that was going to just encourage him to try it again....
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terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
November 05 2010 15:03 GMT
#193
On November 05 2010 10:53 mlbrandow wrote:
[image loading]

Look closely.



So I used contaminate on my scouting overseer to slow his void ray production. He proceeds to DESTROY HIS OWN STARGATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdLAcfDhrw



But this was all your plan, right? Throw contaminate on the stargate and the voidrays will become magnetically attracted to it, which will make them kill the stargate which will then slow down voidray production.
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GinNtoniC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Sweden2945 Posts
November 05 2010 15:05 GMT
#194
On October 21 2010 03:02 UisTehSux wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 03:00 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
On October 21 2010 02:55 UisTehSux wrote:
I was playing CS:S and my new Starcraft 2 buddy PM'd me like "Dude I'm so pro with zerg now, I learned this new build and it owns in 2v2 and 3v3." I was like ok lets do it!


He 6 pooled and spent so much time 'microing' his first and only production cycle of zerglings that he got up to 1k minerals.


wow... i cant imagine those first 6 ever winning a game


I'll just say that I had to do a lot of work to keep us in the game, lol.

Then I taught him how to 4gate with Protoss and now he mains as Protoss, lol.

Haha, I've done this exact thing with a friend of mine. He called me up yesterday and said he'd gone 14-0 using only 4warpgate in goldleague.
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Reason.SC2
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1047 Posts
November 05 2010 15:09 GMT
#195
I once vortex/nuked a friendly flock of mutas in a 4v4 cause I thought they were hostile units. By the time the guy noticed and told me to cancel the nuke it was on its way down. lol I am disappoint.

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bobbingmatt
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
November 05 2010 15:24 GMT
#196
On November 05 2010 10:53 mlbrandow wrote:
[image loading]

Look closely.



So I used contaminate on my scouting overseer to slow his void ray production. He proceeds to DESTROY HIS OWN STARGATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdLAcfDhrw


This guy wins.
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TedJustice
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1324 Posts
November 05 2010 15:40 GMT
#197
On November 05 2010 10:53 mlbrandow wrote:
[image loading]

Look closely.



So I used contaminate on my scouting overseer to slow his void ray production. He proceeds to DESTROY HIS OWN STARGATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdLAcfDhrw

You're not supposed to do that? That's what the campaign teaches you to do.
HyruleanTubist
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States189 Posts
November 05 2010 15:42 GMT
#198
On November 06 2010 00:09 Reason.SC2 wrote:
I once vortex/nuked a friendly flock of mutas in a 4v4 cause I thought they were hostile units. By the time the guy noticed and told me to cancel the nuke it was on its way down. lol I am disappoint.


I did something similar the other day but the reverse. We were TZ vs some noobs, and we get very far ahead so my T partner decides he wants to get a nuke. This is all well and good, and we set it up so that he nukes the one expansion the other team has, there are a bunch of zerglings on one escape path, and banelings on the other escape path. Basically their drones are dead, guaranteed. Well, while I'm microing banelings to catch them all, I accidentally send my 3-page control group of zerglings into the natural. I went from maybe 50 or 60 lings to 1. We were on Skype while this happened, so he just starts screaming "MOVE THE LINGS MOVE THE LINGS" and I only realized what he meant when I tried to select my lings and only one showed up for duty.
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
November 12 2010 10:56 GMT
#199
been happening a few times recently and has started to bug the hell out of me. Game starts, rush arrives, but my teammate does nothing. doesnt move his probes/drones/scvs, just sits there and lets the enemy destroy his whole resource gathering operation.

Last night my protoss teammate decides that an army of observers (except the one stalker he made at the start) is the best tactic against zerg. "now we see everything they do", yes ok but you dot need 50 fucking observers to do that
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nam nam
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden4672 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 12:00:20
November 12 2010 11:59 GMT
#200
On November 12 2010 19:56 mofisto wrote:
been happening a few times recently and has started to bug the hell out of me. Game starts, rush arrives, but my teammate does nothing. doesnt move his probes/drones/scvs, just sits there and lets the enemy destroy his whole resource gathering operation.

Last night my protoss teammate decides that an army of observers (except the one stalker he made at the start) is the best tactic against zerg. "now we see everything they do", yes ok but you dot need 50 fucking observers to do that


Oh come on, mass observer sounds awesome! I'd rather my team mates do that then the usual "RUSH!!!!!!!" at the beginning of the game.
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