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Dr.Frost
Profile Joined April 2009
United States389 Posts
November 12 2010 19:36 GMT
#221
We both picked Random and both ended up as Zerg. He tells me to do a mass zergling all in rush at exactly 6 minutes. Well, 6 minutes and 13 seconds rolls around and he dies to 5 marines and 3 mauraders because he didn't make a single zergling.

#Fail
They are here to right our fall, they have heard someones troubled call???
sekishusai
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
80 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 19:38:52
November 12 2010 19:38 GMT
#222
a friend once went mass reapers when everyone had roaches, stalkers and colossus already

....

this same friend went to banshee rush after he saw another terran opening 4 rax marines in 2x2

T_________T

and he always complains about my game when we lose
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
November 12 2010 19:41 GMT
#223
I once played a 2v2 back in broodwar and my opponent went 4 refinery, so i just left.
I'm like, the coolest
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
November 12 2010 19:43 GMT
#224
On November 13 2010 04:41 Machine[USA] wrote:
I once played a 2v2 back in broodwar and my opponent went 4 refinery, so i just left.


how in the hell? back in BW we only had 1 geyser per base, so he took 4 bases before rax? lol
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
Tempest186
Profile Joined September 2010
79 Posts
November 12 2010 19:45 GMT
#225
I played a 3v3 today on Arakian Citadel (or wtv) where my terran teammate did this:

Me: Hey green, can you wall off, I want to reaper them without getting scouted
Teammate: Sure...

Build: SCV, SCV, depot, depot, depot, depot

Me: You walled off the wrong ramp!
Him: I know, I wanted to make sure nobody could come that way.
Me: There is no entrance from that ramp, its enclosed.
Him: Oh Ok.

Build: SCV depot depot barracks (#1) depot depot

My reapers raped all three players, but when I looked over at my teammate at the 12min mark, he had 10 marines and about 100 supply lol.
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1259 Posts
November 12 2010 19:48 GMT
#226
I just hate every single moronic bronze <> gold level player I encounter on Arakan Citdel - because almost every single freaking one builds their nexus/hatchery up on the close expos BEFORE THE ROCKS ARE KILLED.

So, freaking, infuriating.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Blenderhead
Profile Joined April 2010
United States29 Posts
November 12 2010 19:49 GMT
#227
On the 3v3 map Quicksand, my P ally expands to one of the golds in the center at 14 and proceeds to be killed by 4 Zerglings. He's done this multiple times.. >.<
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
November 12 2010 19:51 GMT
#228
On November 13 2010 04:43 fabiano wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2010 04:41 Machine[USA] wrote:
I once played a 2v2 back in broodwar and my opponent went 4 refinery, so i just left.


how in the hell? back in BW we only had 1 geyser per base, so he took 4 bases before rax? lol

Or he made the refinery on 4 scvs.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
November 12 2010 20:41 GMT
#229
Today I had a real bad luck with allies probably because I played very early in the morning. I started at 1750 and was 1700 after my session ;(

One guy went two hatches before pool and I immediately left the game

One guy refused to wall-off when we faced double zerg, they massed lings and killed him.

A protoss allie went every tech possible off one base and had very few probes. He was very bad overall and we died.
hugman
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden4644 Posts
November 12 2010 20:42 GMT
#230
Jumped down from cat into CT spawn when he had the bomb

oh wait, shit, wrong game :X
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 20:49:50
November 12 2010 20:49 GMT
#231
On November 05 2010 23:24 Chronoboosted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 21:08 KhrisKruel wrote:
I played a 4v4 where there was only one terran on the opposing team. The guy built nothing but ghosts and nukes, and then dropped 3 nukes on each of his allies base, saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" in chat, then leaving. One of the guys that got nuked kept screaming and asking who nuked him.

What's hilarious is that we were getting demolished. If it weren't for that they would've won.

Wow, I'm in class right now and I can't even finish reading this for fear of exploding with laughter


Hahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!

If someone did that to me i'd just laugh my fucking ass off and type "well played, sir" before leaving.
Too funny to get mad at
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
DminusTerran
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1337 Posts
November 12 2010 20:56 GMT
#232
On November 13 2010 05:42 hugman wrote:
Jumped down from cat into CT spawn when he had the bomb

oh wait, shit, wrong game :X


Sorry bro I was trying to bunny hop :\.
_creep
Profile Joined November 2010
United States17 Posts
November 12 2010 21:04 GMT
#233
Dude, I was playing 2v2
and we were both zerg, against two (what appeared to be) noob terran.
So naturally, I go 6pool, and I tell my teammate to do that too.
As my six lings are approaching the other team's base, I notice that my teammate has not produced a single ling!
I asked him if he went 6pool and he replied: "Yeah, but why do I need to build six of them?"
I look at his base and sure enough, he was half way to building six spawning pools...

I ended up destroying one of the terrans with my lings and the game ended in the next 10 minutes when my teammate brought to bear the full might of his six pools.

Erm, for clarification, we ended up base trading, and since the other terran attacked my teammate, he had decided to make his way through all 6 pools before getting to my base. That bought me enough time to just pull it off.

>.<
"Run Jaeling run!"
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
November 12 2010 21:05 GMT
#234
My favorite is when I use one of my precious scans to find out what the enemy is producing, see fast stargates and warn my allies that voids are coming....and then no one but me gets any AA.

GRRRRRRR

On the other side I creeped my ally out of half of his base by accident and forced him to proxy his stargates, which got destroyed and rightfully earned me some serious BM.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
November 12 2010 21:14 GMT
#235
I love this thread... I spent the entire time trying to figure out if one of the noob players was me
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OnFire
Profile Joined July 2010
324 Posts
November 12 2010 21:15 GMT
#236
I 2v2 with an IRL friend, he doesn't play alot so we just mess around mostly...
Anyways I told him to try to get some cheap shots in with his collosi (he had like 7 of them) on an opponent Zergs misplaced units (next to a cliff etc) but made it very clear that he can't lose those collosi because if he does we won't survive the next attack.
So he walks up with the collosi and starts attacking, Zerg reacts quickly and starts moving up a nearby ramp.
I told him on vent "Ok, good, pull them back fast, now.". Next thing he starts laughing on vent (signifying that these 7 collosi can take out all the Zerg units themselves). Ofcourse the collosi all die in like 2 seconds when the roaches get close enough.
We lose 1 minutes later to a hydra/roach/marine attack which we would easily have held of with his collosi. He vastly overestimated the strength of the collosi.

Needless to say I held a 30 minute lecture after the match on how worthless collosi are without something protecting them.
HYDRA - EFFORT - LETA
Zelendra
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden2 Posts
November 12 2010 21:18 GMT
#237
I played 2v2 with my friend and i stormed 31x of his mutas
Lysteria
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
France2280 Posts
November 12 2010 21:36 GMT
#238
My ally killed my Command Center, thinking it was some rocks (I killed them alone 2 minutes before), he felt so ashamed he played ridiculously good for the rest of the game.
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 21:41:24
November 12 2010 21:40 GMT
#239
4v4, teammate lifts to the natural and builds an ebay and upgrades his cc to a pf. I think he was flying a cc around somewhere to try to pf an opponent but I was too busy dying at that point since he had no units.
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 21:48:40
November 12 2010 21:42 GMT
#240
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