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silentreality
Profile Joined March 2008
Korea (South)222 Posts
November 22 2010 05:30 GMT
#261
Hmm. Recently played a 2v2 were my teammate decided to mine with one scv, and proceeded to build refineries on every single gas geyser on the map with his other scvs... even mine. I asked him what he was doing and he responded.. "I control the gas".

Good times.
Anzat
Profile Joined February 2009
United States90 Posts
November 22 2010 06:12 GMT
#262
I was in a 4v4 with a terran who built 2 supply depot walls outside his base but within the path between our allied bases, in a way that blocked any of us off from reinforcing him or each other. I kept having to ask him to lower them so I could get through, and he would keep putting them back up after I passed.
Anzat
Profile Joined February 2009
United States90 Posts
November 22 2010 06:16 GMT
#263
On November 17 2010 04:45 SCdinner wrote:
My teammate cannon rushed me. It was a normal 3v3, he can clearly see the vision of all my units, We're on the same side of the map and he cannon crept all the way to my mineral line with four cannons and then asked why sc2 was bugging out and why his cannons weren't attacking the probes. You could say I was almost as stupid for not noticing what he was doing and stopping him but the other guy and I just though he was being a nice and was trying to make a cannon defensive line.


Something similar happened to me in a diamond PvZ 1v1 on Metapolis. The guy cannon rushed... one of the empty bases. I was really confused by what I was seeing in his base, suspecting sneaky proxies or something but no troops were coming. Then like 8 minutes in he says, "Wtf... you're not bottom left??"
SaLaYa
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States363 Posts
November 22 2010 06:20 GMT
#264
My roommate's asked his teammate to proxy so the dude build his WHOLE base in the middle of the map, while his equally stupid enemies rallied their troops to my friend's base and killed him. It's sad to see 20+ marines walking through your ally's base but not attacking...
Cornell 2014 // eYe_am_SaSsY
AntiLegend
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany247 Posts
November 22 2010 06:32 GMT
#265
On November 13 2010 06:36 Lysteria wrote:
My ally killed my Command Center, thinking it was some rocks


that must have been the king of stupid allies
e4e5nf3
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada599 Posts
November 22 2010 06:36 GMT
#266
Some of these sound like teammates being arseholes intentionally and pretending to be dumb.
King takes Queen
DiracMonopole
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 06:47:55
November 22 2010 06:43 GMT
#267
2v2
Me: Hi, gl hf
Ally: Hi, im teching to broodlords
Ally - doesnt make a single combat unit
Enemies: double 4-gate, eat us alive

On twilight fortress:
Me: im going to nuke both of red's bases in the main
Ally: Ok
Ally sends his brood lords there, and then moves them into the nuke AoE
Ally: $%^&* you

Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
November 22 2010 06:54 GMT
#268
game the other night T partner, a P scouts him and kills his scv that's building his rax, and didn't notice so the rax is sitting there at 70% for like 2mins before he starts typing, "dude my rax is bugged it just stopped working and I can't click on the scv"
Romple
Profile Joined October 2010
United States57 Posts
November 22 2010 07:02 GMT
#269

On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


dear god the same thing happened to me. It took decent drone micro to fight off my own ally, and get enough zerglings to kill him because he was making marines to kill me. All this time my 2 real opponents were just macroing up like crazy. By the time I got any econ going I got hit with two 100 food armies and QQ/GGd :-(
Deleted User 55994
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
949 Posts
November 22 2010 07:03 GMT
#270
On November 22 2010 14:30 silentreality wrote:
Hmm. Recently played a 2v2 were my teammate decided to mine with one scv, and proceeded to build refineries on every single gas geyser on the map with his other scvs... even mine. I asked him what he was doing and he responded.. "I control the gas".

Good times.

that guy is fucking cool and i'm going to do that
ectonym
Profile Joined July 2010
United States147 Posts
November 22 2010 07:33 GMT
#271
in a ZP v ZT on a large map, I was nydusing and stuff, ya know, my usual ground army thing. I have nydus worms in each of our expansions doing my Hydra roach infestor thing. My teammate's base gets attacked so I unload all my army into his base. We easily destroy the siege tanks, encroaching army, etc. and we go back to breathe a sigh of relief. We immediately start a counter attacK, but before we leave, I spot an enemy nydus worm! ah ha! gotcha! sniped it.

we attack together vs planetary fortress, and I'm rallying roaches to my nydus entrance to reinforce easily. We end up dying, because that rogue nydus near my teammate's expo I smartly destroyed.....was actually my own. We lost this because I couldn't reinforce quick enough.

I am my own worst teammate :/
I cannot be what I am so I become money, quarter by quarter, and live as long as I can live. "Why I Play Video Games," by Tony Barnstone. check out my design website, ectonym.com
jmack
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada285 Posts
November 22 2010 07:52 GMT
#272
I once flew what I believe was 30+ mutas and our only hope at wining straight into two seeker missiles. Thinking alright ravens, easy mode.

IRL friend too, boy that was a speech.
" (THEY DID IT THEY DID IT FXO DID IT!!! OMG John Lennon Toto destroyer LOLOLOLOLOL) " - Korean Reaction to QXC all killing team IM and destroying safe bets everywhere.
TheKing
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia186 Posts
November 22 2010 08:14 GMT
#273
Asking to 7pool after a minute has already passed.
Talack
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada2742 Posts
November 22 2010 08:16 GMT
#274
Did this 2v2 RT for a warmup.

Partner is zerg and he says "ok dude mass up an army quick i'm going to double expand" and I don't care too much about my 2v2 RT so i welcomed the challenge of holding someone off 2v1. Massed up MMM and did a bit of harassment and drops while he got his 3 bases saturated. Then for some reason he starts massing up spine crawlers (like 20 of them at our entrance)... Now it's too late for me to be able to hold them off so our armies collide and of course good ol spinecrawlers to the rescue... Still no units being made at all. I keep engaging and hoping i can cripple one of them and wait for him to do something. BUt instead he expands yet again and still has made NO UNITS.

Needless to say we eventually got overwhelmed when I ran out of minerals and he still had made barley any army at all.
chrisolo
Profile Joined May 2009
Germany2610 Posts
November 22 2010 08:19 GMT
#275
Must have been Beta or really early release version, but once a teammate and me was playing PP 2on2 on that lava map (dunno the name), we scouted that our opponents are pretty weak, so we decided to make some bad shit^^ so we ended up with 2 200/200 Collosus Armies. then suddenly they came with air. this was epic facepalm :D but in the end. we had like every expansion available on the map (besides their naturals), so we ended up winning anyways. but it was so fun, to see 400 supply collosus die^^
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - aka cReAtiVee
sandyph
Profile Joined September 2010
Indonesia1640 Posts
November 22 2010 08:34 GMT
#276
On October 21 2010 01:53 Borked wrote:
he killed my hidden expansion thinking it was enemy's, he told me tthat he couldn't attack move so attack command to hatchery


sorry bro, I was sleepy back then

anyway, once on 4v4 playing 3 zerg+1toss this terran is on the middle mineral. Knowing that he dont even wall off and ended up getting double 6-pooled and killed him (didnt even lift off his CC)

he called us noob and for the rest of the match keep broadcasting about our every movement to the opposition

we still win in the end and thanks him for his shoutcast and he just left :D
Put quote here for readability
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
November 22 2010 19:43 GMT
#277
On November 22 2010 10:55 xaeiu wrote:
i'm just waiting for someone writing something like:

i just played a coop game and wanted to canonrush the two ai's.
my mate just said "hey" at the beginning and started a stupid standard building?!
suddenly my stupid mate just started to kill all my buildings and probes and went on playing like i never was in the game...stupid mate
of course i raged and asked him what this was all about and he just replied "would be cool to have an army now, right?"

well...i gotta admit i was the mate and i did this the first time today because i was in the mood for some coops to finish my sc2 session for today and i got 7(!) games in a row a partner who just canonrushed and turns an easy chilled game into some minutes of waste!
watching their histories after the game seeing they almost do this every single game!!!
i may have overreacted but we won anyway. and for the first time i was really mad because i just wanted to play a chilled normal game with a normal mate to end the day...

btw: did the coop really become a place for people just doing (not even well executed or trying to perfect) their canonrush/6pool/proxyrax, collecting their points and not even caring about the actual game anymore?
if so...too bad



Well, they are obviously only doing the coops for the achievements. I don't know why they want the achievements, I am oblivious to why someone would want achievement points.

But I am also oblivious as to why you would want to play coop for fun, how is playing computer opponents more fun than playing actual human opponents? 0o
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
mDuo13
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States307 Posts
November 22 2010 20:00 GMT
#278
I played a 3v3 last night where I'm sure my opponents were feeling a bit of this. My team is an arranged Silver group (bronze/silver/diamond players in 1v1), but BNET drops our silver Protoss player while the game is loading. We decide to give it a shot anyway, and one of the opponents proceeds to cannon rush... the diamond player among us who didn't drop. It fails miserably, turning the game into essentially a 2v2 where we have income from an extra base and they have a crippled third wheel. Needless to say, we crush them so hard I felt bad.

Looking at the opponents afterwards, two of them were in platinum together on a different arranged team... and the cannon rusher is a bronze random. That's gotta be frustrating.
ePAttack
Profile Joined September 2010
United States112 Posts
November 22 2010 20:45 GMT
#279
I got cannon rushed by my partner. Good times...
chickenboy10
Profile Joined March 2010
United Kingdom18 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 20:58:02
November 22 2010 20:54 GMT
#280
Maybe this doesnt count, but i was playing a 2v2 with a real life freind while talking on skype.

I Shout half way through the game, "IM GOING MASS RAVENS" and so my freind precedes to try and break down my supply wall which i mass repair, after like another 15 minutes, i lose all my ravens to vikings (not before killing like 6 with Seeker missiles :D) i then accidentally lower my supply depot and my freind comes with like a ton of lings and starts killing my marines while i a-attack his lings back. The opponent then scans us shooting each other, probs laughing there heads of at me and my friend being noob teammates, comes with two maxed armies, and proceed to steam roll us.
good times
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