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hitman133
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1425 Posts
November 12 2010 21:44 GMT
#241
My teammate lost all of his workers for 1 fking single zergling!!! I quit right after that moment.
Zeon0
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria2995 Posts
November 12 2010 21:50 GMT
#242
On November 13 2010 06:04 _creep wrote:
Dude, I was playing 2v2
and we were both zerg, against two (what appeared to be) noob terran.
So naturally, I go 6pool, and I tell my teammate to do that too.
As my six lings are approaching the other team's base, I notice that my teammate has not produced a single ling!
I asked him if he went 6pool and he replied: "Yeah, but why do I need to build six of them?"
I look at his base and sure enough, he was half way to building six spawning pools...

I ended up destroying one of the terrans with my lings and the game ended in the next 10 minutes when my teammate brought to bear the full might of his six pools.

Erm, for clarification, we ended up base trading, and since the other terran attacked my teammate, he had decided to make his way through all 6 pools before getting to my base. That bought me enough time to just pull it off.

>.<

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1419/6pool.jpg ?^^
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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
November 12 2010 21:57 GMT
#243
One time had had a teammate who was Zerg. He proceeded to 6 pool, but instead of making lings once it finished, he build two spine crawlers in his main. For the rest of the game he made 0 drones. he then made a Queen and somehow eventually got a Hydralisk. The enemy moved their army in front of our base, I scouted that movement with a probe, and they proceeded towards my base.
Luckily, I was able to hold them off, long enough for my Zerg ally to move his 1 Hydralisk and 1 Queen behind the enemies army. My Zerg buddy's 2 units were slaughtered and our opponents moved in to kill him. while his base was getting destroyed he left the game - not before saying "wow way to help out crazy".
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Thermia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States866 Posts
November 12 2010 22:42 GMT
#244
I had a terran on LT earlier attempt to wall off his choke near the natural with 7 supply depots or so before making a barracks, despite his ~1000 minerals. He lost around 5-6 scvs to one ling trying to build it, and then eventually made a reactor barracks at about the 8 minute mark, and soon after died to mutas.
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Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
November 12 2010 22:51 GMT
#245
On November 13 2010 05:42 hugman wrote:
Jumped down from cat into CT spawn when he had the bomb

oh wait, shit, wrong game :X


Bahaha. I've actually seen people do that in CAL-O scrims. Silly newbs
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 12 2010 22:56 GMT
#246
4v4 Placement.

Each person shared a base with 1 other ally. I was zerg, my ally was protoss. Here's what he did:

-Blocked off the ramp with buildings so I couldn't hatch at expo. Then the ramp gets attacked by zerglings. He had no units to defend, my zerglings couldn't get out to help.
-Blocked my expo drone with a probe. I kill the probe. He goes bat shit insane at me in all caps, and sends zealots one by one into my main mineral line to kill my drones just because of that one probe.
-Enemy attacks my expo, but he had blocked off the ramp with buildings AGAIN and my units couldn't get out of the main. On top of that, he never built anything but zealots, which were rallied to INSIDE his base, so they couldn't get out either.
-Still continuously sends zealots in groups of 1-2 to target-attack my drones -_-
-Still yelling at me in all caps about the probe.

And then of course some dude on the other team comes out with 10 voids by this time and rolls us over.
Logic is Overrated
_creep
Profile Joined November 2010
United States17 Posts
November 16 2010 17:40 GMT
#247
On November 13 2010 06:50 Zeon0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2010 06:04 _creep wrote:
Dude, I was playing 2v2
and we were both zerg, against two (what appeared to be) noob terran.
So naturally, I go 6pool, and I tell my teammate to do that too.
As my six lings are approaching the other team's base, I notice that my teammate has not produced a single ling!
I asked him if he went 6pool and he replied: "Yeah, but why do I need to build six of them?"
I look at his base and sure enough, he was half way to building six spawning pools...

I ended up destroying one of the terrans with my lings and the game ended in the next 10 minutes when my teammate brought to bear the full might of his six pools.

Erm, for clarification, we ended up base trading, and since the other terran attacked my teammate, he had decided to make his way through all 6 pools before getting to my base. That bought me enough time to just pull it off.

>.<

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1419/6pool.jpg ?^^


basically, yeah, he made a neat and orderly 2x3 matrix of pools
"Run Jaeling run!"
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
November 16 2010 17:56 GMT
#248
have 5 marines 20 minutes in the game.

that's all he made, he still didn't have more SCV's though, he didn't really do anything, just made a few marines then let his minerals rise
SCdinner
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada516 Posts
November 16 2010 19:45 GMT
#249
My teammate cannon rushed me. It was a normal 3v3, he can clearly see the vision of all my units, We're on the same side of the map and he cannon crept all the way to my mineral line with four cannons and then asked why sc2 was bugging out and why his cannons weren't attacking the probes. You could say I was almost as stupid for not noticing what he was doing and stopping him but the other guy and I just though he was being a nice and was trying to make a cannon defensive line.
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MOOG
Profile Joined October 2010
United States188 Posts
November 16 2010 20:06 GMT
#250
On November 17 2010 04:45 SCdinner wrote:
My teammate cannon rushed me. It was a normal 3v3, he can clearly see the vision of all my units, We're on the same side of the map and he cannon crept all the way to my mineral line with four cannons and then asked why sc2 was bugging out and why his cannons weren't attacking the probes. You could say I was almost as stupid for not noticing what he was doing and stopping him but the other guy and I just though he was being a nice and was trying to make a cannon defensive line.


You could try reporting him and other teamkillers to blizzard. I heard they punish people who blatantly attack their own team.

Maybe one report won't get him punished, but if he does it in many games and lies about "cannons bugging out" then maybe he will get punished.
To Do: 1. finish the rest of my practice league matches 2. win GSL
SCdinner
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada516 Posts
November 16 2010 20:12 GMT
#251
On November 17 2010 05:06 MOOG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2010 04:45 SCdinner wrote:
My teammate cannon rushed me. It was a normal 3v3, he can clearly see the vision of all my units, We're on the same side of the map and he cannon crept all the way to my mineral line with four cannons and then asked why sc2 was bugging out and why his cannons weren't attacking the probes. You could say I was almost as stupid for not noticing what he was doing and stopping him but the other guy and I just though he was being a nice and was trying to make a cannon defensive line.


You could try reporting him and other teamkillers to blizzard. I heard they punish people who blatantly attack their own team.

Maybe one report won't get him punished, but if he does it in many games and lies about "cannons bugging out" then maybe he will get punished.


Yeah I heard they do that too and its a good thing. But he honestly did make a mistake and never actually hurt any of my units. He was expecting the cannons to start attacking my probes because he honestly thought I was an enemy. It was really annoying at the time but we were making fun of him and joking with him at the end of the match and he took it all well and appologized so it was worth the loss for the laugh.
My other car is a battlecruiser.
Chroniel
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany46 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-16 20:18:14
November 16 2010 20:17 GMT
#252
On November 17 2010 05:06 MOOG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2010 04:45 SCdinner wrote:
My teammate cannon rushed me. It was a normal 3v3, he can clearly see the vision of all my units, We're on the same side of the map and he cannon crept all the way to my mineral line with four cannons and then asked why sc2 was bugging out and why his cannons weren't attacking the probes. You could say I was almost as stupid for not noticing what he was doing and stopping him but the other guy and I just though he was being a nice and was trying to make a cannon defensive line.


You could try reporting him and other teamkillers to blizzard. I heard they punish people who blatantly attack their own team.

Maybe one report won't get him punished, but if he does it in many games and lies about "cannons bugging out" then maybe he will get punished.


Yeah well - you got that wrong... try to read what he wrote in his post before commenting maybe

EDIT: oops... need to improve my posting speed..
mDuo13
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States307 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-16 20:30:20
November 16 2010 20:29 GMT
#253
Not quite on-topic, but these talks about seemingly insane strategies reminded me of something. I played a ranked 3v3 against some diamond players (my team is Silver). We did kind of OK, we did some damage before they repelled our first push, expanded while we did it, yadda yadda. At some point they completely rolled over us with a ridiculously massive army.

As it turns out, our scouts were killed before they reached the natural of the one guy who fast-expanded, and by that I mean he went depot, rax, cc with no marines or gas. In fact, he built zero marines until about 7 minutes into the game, at which point he built about 7 reactored barracks. Hats off to that guy. Had we rushed him first, his teammates might've mentioned him in this thread. Instead, he won the day.
manicsquare
Profile Joined June 2010
176 Posts
November 19 2010 02:22 GMT
#254
I just had a teammate yell at me in a 2v2 because I massed zealots against maruaders and not stalkers. He yelled at me that stalkers counter maruaders and zealots suck against them even with charge. We lost and he continued to rage its my fault because i don't know unit counters.
xaeiu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
432 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 04:53:22
November 22 2010 01:55 GMT
#255
i'm just waiting for someone writing something like:

i just played a coop game and wanted to canonrush the two ai's.
my mate just said "hey" at the beginning and started a stupid standard building?!
suddenly my stupid mate just started to kill all my buildings and probes and went on playing like i never was in the game...stupid mate
of course i raged and asked him what this was all about and he just replied "would be cool to have an army now, right?"

well...i gotta admit i was the mate and i did this the first time today because i was in the mood for some coops to finish my sc2 session for today and i got 7(!) games in a row a partner who just canonrushed and turns an easy chilled game into some minutes of waste!
watching their histories after the game seeing they almost do this every single game!!!
i may have overreacted but we won anyway. and for the first time i was really mad because i just wanted to play a chilled normal game with a normal mate to end the day...

btw: did the coop really become a place for people just doing (not even well executed or trying to perfect) their canonrush/6pool/proxyrax, collecting their points and not even caring about the actual game anymore?
if so...too bad
PooNinja
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia46 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 04:51:15
November 22 2010 04:49 GMT
#256
My friend who I'm in plat for 2v2 with got nydus wormed on Tempest. Our armies were in the middle of the map as we were containing, so the worm did a bit of damage. A few minutes later I hear another worm pop, and a second later I spot lings flooding out of the same corner of his base where he didnt have any vision. So I tell him to leave something there to stop any more worms. Another few minutes later another worm pops in the same place, because of course he didn't leave any units there. I'm getting pretty frustrated at this point, repeatedly telling him to keep something there and hunt down the overlord giving vision. He still doesn't leave anything there after the third one, and so what do you know.... Another minute later a fourth worm pops in the same place.

His rationale for not bothering with putting a cannon/stalker/void there? "Surely Zerg wouldn't try and do it in the same place that many times"

>.<

And of course we lost because of that.
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
11929 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 05:03:35
November 22 2010 05:01 GMT
#257
Not the most annoying but happened yesterday, was playing 3v3 with a z in opponent team. It was a shared main map that is easily wallable. I start walling my side, see my allies building near their main buildings. I then proceed to finish my wall and go over to the other entrance and start filling that up as well. Being P I leave a 1 width opening that I plug first with a probe and later with a zealot. Both which my allies kill instead of asking me to move them or asking for share (at which point I quit the game).
lfusion
Profile Joined April 2010
United States79 Posts
November 22 2010 05:06 GMT
#258
So I was playing a 2v2 vs a zerg and he nydus worm me. We hold it off, and then, another one pops. My teammate is yelling at me to put something there, but I said "Surely Zerg wouldn't try and do it in the same place that many times." It turns out the zerg did it 4 times in the match in the same spot. What a noob.

In all seriousness, my 2v2 partner and I were platinum and trying for diamond and half of our losses were from him getting cannoned or 6 pool. (I'm Z he is P). We finally got into diamond though.
PooNinja
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia46 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-22 05:15:57
November 22 2010 05:12 GMT
#259
On November 22 2010 14:06 lfusion wrote:
So I was playing a 2v2 vs a zerg and he nydus worm me. We hold it off, and then, another one pops. My teammate is yelling at me to put something there, but I said "Surely Zerg wouldn't try and do it in the same place that many times." It turns out the zerg did it 4 times in the match in the same spot. What a noob.

In all seriousness, my 2v2 partner and I were platinum and trying for diamond and half of our losses were from him getting cannoned or 6 pool. (I'm Z he is P). We finally got into diamond though.

Actually you're T

Wait, what?
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
November 22 2010 05:21 GMT
#260
teammate proceeds to push out with late roaches.
3 reapers backdoor into his base
2 roaches pop from the eggs
The four roaches proceed to a cross-map rally point while 3 reapers begin to attack the spawning pool.
I remind my teammate to defend vs reapers with roaches
The roaches arrive at cross-map rally, sit there
3 reapers destroy his spawning pool, hatchery, roach warren, gas
Teammate suicides units on terran wall
gg
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