A 2v2 game, I bunker-rush one of the guys and my teammate refuses to defend my base when i am counter attacked. He thought i was too cheap:p if he would just have attacked the 10 lings in my base we would have won...

ensign_lee

United States1178 Posts

November 24 2010 21:27 GMT

#283

So I watching two of my real life friends play 2v2. One of them believes "shared unit control sucks", and so will not give shared unit control, but will gladly accept it.

So, the game goes on for awhile. Said friend takes ONLY his army to the middle of the map (even though he can control the other person's army), where it promptly gets 2v1 gangbanged since he didn't tell our other friend to go to the middle of the map with him. Then starts yelling "See? This is why shared unit control sucks."

and goes on and on and on about why they lost because of shared unit control...

:facepalm:

Equinox_kr

United States7395 Posts

November 24 2010 21:38 GMT

#284

I don't play SC2 but I will relate a story that my friend told me where he legitimately went batshit insane with rage (normally this guy is cool as a cucumber, takes quite a bit to make him angry).

Playing 2s, the other guy is "macroing hardcore," aka playing Sim City with 2 Barracks and totally pumping out those Marines 15 minutes in the game.

The guy gets Marines + Tanks + Medivacs ready, loads em all up, hovers 5 Medivacs over the Zerg's main Hatch WITHOUT dropping the units. His reasoning? "Oh I was waiting for my other Medivac to catch up." The Medivac was still in construction at the Starport.

So obviously the Zerg noticed by then and had enough time to build Spore Colonies (Spore Crawlers, I think they're called?) and shoot down the Medivacs. And then when his Medivac was out he was like "Yo where'd my army go?"

True story. Even I raged when my friend retold this to me.

Zadan

Canada64 Posts

November 24 2010 21:40 GMT

#285

Forget to get stim.

Forget to get seige.

Forget to get anti-air.

lindn

Sweden833 Posts

November 24 2010 21:48 GMT

#286

2v2, tell teammate to wall off outside so i can FE

he proceeds to make a wall out of supply depots and then has around 10 SCV's and no barracks around the 15 min mark

NehR

Sweden87 Posts

November 24 2010 21:50 GMT

#287

4-gate.

Lorken

New Zealand804 Posts

November 24 2010 21:57 GMT

#288

2v2, we were toss and they were zerg, I told the guy to wall up, but he said I was noob, I ignored him, went with my warp stalker build, he got 6 pooled and he's like help me, and I was like you should have built a wall, anyways, I got no troops. then he called me a noob. Still won though, but he was calling me a retard the entire time. And he refused any help I tried giving him, and I asked for some minerals later on and hes like "HAHA, whos noob now, get your own minerals fag."

eddytlaw

United States102 Posts

November 24 2010 22:00 GMT

#289

On October 21 2010 00:46 MangoTango wrote:
One time, I moved my CC to my teammate's base because they knew where my base was. I started mining from his minerals but he made me move. So I tried to move to a easily defendable position, but he kept insulting my strategy so I went afk.

LMAO!!!

eddytlaw

United States102 Posts

November 24 2010 22:04 GMT

#290

2v2, playing custom game...dude was so newb he thought building supply depots around the perimeter would create some sort of wall of defense, like a fucking castle..

dapierow

Serbia1316 Posts

November 24 2010 22:05 GMT

#291

I tell my protoss partner who rushed mother ship to not use vortex because the opponents had banelings, he replied with whats vortex? I was like ok you dont know nothing bad will happen... Boom vortex;s opponents banelings with both our armies... i cried...

Tamburlaine

Canada288 Posts

November 24 2010 23:08 GMT

#292

Dear zerg allies.

Please do not place creep tumours anywhere fucking near the natural expansions of non-zerg allies.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

PopKlak

France1 Post

November 25 2010 01:00 GMT

#293

Well guys, I've been laughing the last week long thanks to "ROBIN". It won't hurt you, just follow him the first 4 minutes !

replay of ROBIN

PS: My first post but I felt guilty to not post that piece of wonder

Mofisto

United Kingdom585 Posts

November 25 2010 09:58 GMT

#294

On November 25 2010 08:08 Tamburlaine wrote:
Dear zerg allies.

Please do not place creep tumours anywhere fucking near the natural expansions of non-zerg allies.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

hahaha.

Dear non zerg allies.

My creep spreading gets serious around the 7 min mark, so please, please, please grab an expansion before I paint the map purple.

Thank you

Arzack

Italy5 Posts

November 25 2010 11:15 GMT

#295

I was trying to get the 15 kills with 1 nuke achievement and i accidentally nuked my teammate's expansion full of probes lol

drakoryn

6 Posts

November 25 2010 11:15 GMT

#296

One time my toss team mate was clearly afraid of getting supply blocked so he proceded to make nothing but pylons. When the enemy attacked his base he was at 12/108 supply.

xAPOCALYPSEx

1418 Posts

November 25 2010 11:18 GMT

#297

I play a lot of 4v4 on Megaton, so the noobiest thing a teammate of mine has done is dedicate all him time and money to walling off the 2 sides with planetary fortresses supported by seige tanks and missile turrets. It was insanely funny at the time, but it was pretty nooby

cavalier3024

Israel19 Posts

November 25 2010 11:34 GMT

#298

this was during beta. i played a 3v3 and my ally decided fast expand into both naturals, simultaneously.
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i was like 'dude. DESTRUCTIBLE rocks. they are destructible for a reason'

douglashv

Venezuela73 Posts

November 25 2010 13:33 GMT

#299

On October 21 2010 02:45 Leindstay wrote:
I was playing 2V2 with a friend. We were both playing zerg and decided to do a double 8 pool.
After a while I noticed nothing was happening in his base, but I knew he was not afk (he was behind me).

So I asked, and its happens that he was playing on my base. We didn't have shared control, but as we were doing the exact build he never noticed that he forgot to move back and that he was clicking in empty air. Now he will be remembered for that at least till Starcraft 4.

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Firebolt145

Lalalaland34503 Posts

November 25 2010 14:19 GMT

#300

On November 25 2010 20:34 cavalier3024 wrote:
this was during beta. i played a 3v3 and my ally decided fast expand into both naturals, simultaneously.
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i was like 'dude. DESTRUCTIBLE rocks. they are destructible for a reason'

One nexus for all the more gas, why not?