EPT[D] Noobiest thing teammate has done - Page 17
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Terranist
United States2496 Posts
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majestouch
United States395 Posts
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Sorkoas
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BordZ
Australia118 Posts
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Sorkoas
549 Posts
On December 31 2010 11:55 BordZ wrote: was playing 4v4 random where it was me(z) immediate ally(p) the others t and p. Anyway the terran get s told to wall off only to say that theres no zergs playing. Next thing he knows is that the combined 4v4 army walks into his base, takes out his army, his allys army, there bases then wow its 2v4 with the noob terran raging at us for not helping (i lost half my army and didnt make a dent) walling is usually not worth it if you dont wanna block melee from coming in. otherwise you'll just end up losing those structures you are using to wall off with. so to me it sounds like he was right and theres not much to complain about. | ||
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Aegeis
United States1619 Posts
Idiot Protoss: "Hey I am sending a probe to all of your bases just incase I die" I build cannons at his base just incase while FE IP: "Hey blue why you build things near my base?" Me: "To protect you" He gets 10 zealots the entire game and he dies very fast | ||
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Tonyoh
France218 Posts
Last one was a protoss which did nothing to help us while we got crushed by a good team, he had a pretty big army, then he went out with mass stalker and colossus... but no upgrades :/ he got crushed by hydras + corruptors concave. In 22 RT, I got one terran ally and was terran. We were up against 2 protoss. Him : "I get the ghosts". He did get 3/4 ghosts, but nothing else, the whole game :x with crappy emps. 44 RT : I got attacked by one team mate, so I took scv in command center and took island, this ally got 6 pooled :D 33 RT : ally building tones of barrack factory, but no units. I stopped RT and try to avoid it, but it's fun, it puts some challenge =) | ||
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EMPaThy789
New Zealand878 Posts
i was thinking that was a one off and i'll just report him and get on with things so i hit the find match button again only to find that the troll is on my team again... | ||
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Ursad0n
United States523 Posts
Needless to say I turtled, and won with a 200/200 VR army because everyone else was noobs (AKA I'm on TL and therfore better than everyone else) If proof is necessary I'll post a rep | ||
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tuestresfat
2555 Posts
he didn't realize i was his ally and tried cannon rushing me >_> | ||
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Zurachi
Canada289 Posts
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
I remember sometimes I would type "f m to get the maphack you need to hold the alt key then press Q very, very fast." and typically 1-2 players would leave  in a 4v4On December 31 2010 17:56 tuestresfat wrote: my teammate sent his probe to my base and threw down a pylon. i didn't think much of it, but when he started throwing down cannons i was utterly confused. he didn't realize i was his ally and tried cannon rushing me >_> That's nothing. I have a friend who attacks my units. | ||
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vahgar.r24
India465 Posts
with 1 pylon -.- | ||
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TemplarCo.
Mexico2870 Posts
But that was pretty stupid but funny | ||
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c0ldfusion
United States8293 Posts
On November 25 2010 23:38 Durp wrote: In one 3v3 game, I decided to fast expand as zerg. My teamate starts pinging all over the map, what follows... him: what are you doing? me: FE into mutaling him: don't FE, nobody does that anymore me: ... are you serious? him: yea, only noobs hatch first ever me: have you ever heard of NesTea? him: i dont drink pop loser me: wow 3rd teamate: ROFL, what a noob him: stfu me: so, where do you read up on the latest 3v3 metagame? him: what the f*ck is a metagame? **right as he says this, he get's double 6 pooled by our opponents** him: see, if you hadn't FEd you could have protected me noob. me: *scans his base* .... where's your gateway?! him: I WAS GOING TO FAST EXPAND He's right. NesTea FEs in 1v1, not in 3v3. I don't know where your 3v3 team is on the ladder, but if you FE into mutaling in 3v3 (depending on the map - most maps in fact) you will absolutely lose to an aggressive opposing team with dual zergs + a non zerg (doesn't even matter what race actually) third teammate. They don't even have to 6 pool - any number of aggressive openings will seal the game. Even in 2v2, it's not safe to FE as zerg against dual zerg on most split base maps. | ||
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doerit
Germany234 Posts
Gave control to my allies, around 30 mutas were dead when I came back...they just suicided them in the enemies' turrets | ||
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c0ldfusion
United States8293 Posts
Example: On December 31 2010 17:58 ElPokemono wrote: I was bored and decided to play co-op mode, and I ended up with a zerg partner that made nothing but drones -_- without knowing more about the game, your ally could just be going into macro mode but was pushed too early. This is a very common situation in 2v2s. | ||
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Lucius2
Germany548 Posts
On December 31 2010 03:11 Ahelvin wrote: I've never played random 2v2 before, and today was my first one. I'm zerg, my ally is protoss, so I proceed to place an overlord over one of our opponent's ledge to let him warp units later into the game and tell him about it. To this, he answers : "k" "i rush" ... And to know what's next please download this replay for the most awesomesauce cannon rush of all time :D. Awesomesauce replay gotta love dem bronze reps | ||
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UFO
582 Posts
On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote: PZ vs PT @ LT. Me P, mate Z. He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ... AHAHahahAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHa | ||
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Sorkoas
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