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esre
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland109 Posts
January 01 2011 13:06 GMT
#361
On November 05 2010 05:46 Moody wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 18:30 CortoMontez wrote:
Team mate attempts a double gas steal...
in my base!


if he steals your gas you can mine from it o.O



Only if shared unit control is on !
"Personality should be irrelevant. This is a computer game tournament, not a dating show. -Idra"
wonderwall
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
New Zealand695 Posts
January 01 2011 13:20 GMT
#362
Playing 2v2 T&Z v double random.

My zerg partner opens with a pretty standard 11overpool, I think he knows what he's doing. I'm in plat and we were favored so it was looking good. Then I see that in fact he went 11overlord 11 evo chamber. I call him out on this and he complains that someone changed his keybinds as he got run over by early ling/marine pressure.
BasilPesto
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia624 Posts
January 01 2011 13:42 GMT
#363
Hilarious thread!

I'm going to have to give team games a go, just to see the hilarity (and frustration) ensue...
"I before E...*sunglasses*... except after C." - Jim Carrey
Wochtulka
Profile Joined October 2010
Czech Republic66 Posts
January 01 2011 14:09 GMT
#364
My friend stromed my whole marine ball (40+ cca).... then done it again couple mins later.. she then said she didnt realized i was playing terran (i was random)
khazgore
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway104 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-05 01:36:08
January 05 2011 01:35 GMT
#365
as a top 100 world 2v2 ladder player i decided to have some fun in 2v2 random won all my placements matches with ease even tho i had horribly allies in 4/5 games.

i was hoping i could do the same in 3v3 random but damn how wrong i was.
short version

me macros like a badass fast expanding good forcefields and colossus control preventing harass and constantly spending all my resources-teching up while fighting a war at 3 fronts.
ally 1 starting the game with building 4 supply depots as his great wall of china. after 12 min not being attacked a single time he had 10 marines.
ally 2 walled himself in with 25 cannons and was going for voids had 4-5 of em while i had 2 expos and 150 supply and that was after surving attacks-harrash from drops-stealth units all the time a decent player would have had 25 voids atleast at that time..
so basically i was fighting alone against 3 opponents they were not good at all. but even a high level player cant take down 3 high bronze-silver players. i almost got em alone with superb micro-macro. what pissed me off the most was that i would have won if my protoss ally actually would have moved his void rays out of his base and aided my it was SO close. i dont think i ever will play 3v3 random again after seeing how bad peoples actually are. my allyes was as low as they could get in bronze. a 80% lose or more.

this story is not as bad as some other ive heard in the thread but still pretty bad.
i was more than twice as high points wise than the best opponent. and the badest opponent was almost twice as high as my best ally -.-

Skithiryx
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia648 Posts
January 05 2011 04:27 GMT
#366
On January 05 2011 10:35 khazgore wrote:
so basically i was fighting alone against 3 opponents they were not good at all. but even a high level player cant take down 3 high bronze-silver players. i almost got em alone with superb micro-macro. what pissed me off the most was that i would have won if my protoss ally actually would have moved his void rays out of his base and aided my it was SO close. i dont think i ever will play 3v3 random again after seeing how bad peoples actually are. my allyes was as low as they could get in bronze. a 80% lose or more.


Qxc did it in a day[9] daily, just thought I'd point it out :D
Lmui
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada6213 Posts
January 05 2011 05:51 GMT
#367
4v4 Team game, "Partner" turtles for voids. I crush the other guy's army and get 8 orbitals over the next five minutes. At ~18 minutes into the game he finally mined out his main and decided it was time to expand. I floated over an orbital next to his nexus and dropped ~30 mules down and told him to learn to expand earlier and not to turtle to voids.

Another 4v4

2x Turtles for voids on megaton and the terran lifts off for the gold.

As zerg I expo'd to the guys old base and all four naturals by ~12 min. They realize they have nowhere except the other gold or the opponents bases to mine from. Insults were hurled.

As a rule I grief people on my team who turtle for: Carriers, Voids or insane one base crappy builds that do nothing when we're well ahead.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
January 05 2011 05:55 GMT
#368
One game, the enemy team did the Day9 monobattle, so I joined in and attempted mass sentry. Indeed, I had become the noobiest teammate after getting owned by cannons.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
imbs
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom320 Posts
January 05 2011 06:28 GMT
#369
On January 05 2011 13:27 Lucian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 10:35 khazgore wrote:
so basically i was fighting alone against 3 opponents they were not good at all. but even a high level player cant take down 3 high bronze-silver players. i almost got em alone with superb micro-macro. what pissed me off the most was that i would have won if my protoss ally actually would have moved his void rays out of his base and aided my it was SO close. i dont think i ever will play 3v3 random again after seeing how bad peoples actually are. my allyes was as low as they could get in bronze. a 80% lose or more.


Qxc did it in a day[9] daily, just thought I'd point it out :D


to be fair they were only making 1 type of unit each
BritishBeef
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom372 Posts
January 05 2011 06:46 GMT
#370
On January 05 2011 15:28 imbs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2011 13:27 Lucian wrote:
On January 05 2011 10:35 khazgore wrote:
so basically i was fighting alone against 3 opponents they were not good at all. but even a high level player cant take down 3 high bronze-silver players. i almost got em alone with superb micro-macro. what pissed me off the most was that i would have won if my protoss ally actually would have moved his void rays out of his base and aided my it was SO close. i dont think i ever will play 3v3 random again after seeing how bad peoples actually are. my allyes was as low as they could get in bronze. a 80% lose or more.


Qxc did it in a day[9] daily, just thought I'd point it out :D


to be fair they were only making 1 type of unit each


Thanks to my genius team-mates i got placed in gold for my 4v4 random..

We get into a game... all 3 team-mates leave.. i have to set everyones workers working.. make like a 9 pool early gas 3/4 hatches and just pour out zerglings... Profit .. lets just say i didn't get many gg's after they all left.
Cammalleri
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada190 Posts
January 05 2011 06:49 GMT
#371
Okay, heres me and Steven.Bonnell.II, a streamer on teamliquid well known.
I am ready for the troll (Im the protoss) so go ahead and enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/user/remembertomorrow0#p/u/44/lLPoDZwxX4o

We end up winning the game, but watch the first 30seconds, hilarious.
Galleon.frigate
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada721 Posts
January 05 2011 06:50 GMT
#372
I still keep the replay of a random 2v2... my toss partner builds 4 zels while proceeding to take 4 base and build up (LITERALLY) 15k minerals before decided he had enough and dropped 6 stargates...

I tried to explain that he had enough for rought 1200 zel but it didnt' really sink in.


it was a fun game actually.
Danners933
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada76 Posts
January 05 2011 06:53 GMT
#373
In a 4v4 on a map where everyone shared a base connected to one another, a terran teammate worker rushes me killing all of my workers and then killing the workers that came out. He then says "aren't you the enemy?" FAIL
DannersGaming on Youtube/TwitchTv
politik
Profile Joined September 2010
409 Posts
January 05 2011 07:22 GMT
#374
Just played a 3v3, one ally literally went and suicide his army 1v3 and got pissed when I didn't come and suicide after him. Then he left, whispering/harassing me etc. We won the game like 5 minutes later, b/c he had like 3k minerals and when he left I could spend them. Sad part is the guy was rank 1 diamond (rt, in a shit div.) and was whispering me saying "I'm one of the best players on this server.", ect. I wish I screenshotted it
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 05 2011 07:37 GMT
#375
me: dude, get a lot of ground units
10 mins later
me: wtf.. why the fuck dont u have anything?
me: why are u making thors?
teammate: so i can kill medivacs
me: ....
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
January 05 2011 07:44 GMT
#376
This thread is hilarious. It's the exact reason why I don't play crappy random team games.
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
January 05 2011 07:50 GMT
#377
On November 22 2010 15:32 AntiLegend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2010 06:36 Lysteria wrote:
My ally killed my Command Center, thinking it was some rocks


that must have been the king of stupid allies


/double facepalm

How is it possible for a person to be that stupid?
me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
January 05 2011 10:29 GMT
#378
lol you guys fail to realise that alot of thse 'stupid' players are actually trolling you.

Just look at CellaWerra (wen he was still a Werra) trolling in 2v2 with his "13 gates" BO.
ajabberwok
Profile Joined October 2010
United States59 Posts
January 06 2011 19:08 GMT
#379
3v3, conversation with my zerg teammate, I'm terran, we're on a large map:

mrcarey: 6pool
goodDay: don't 6pool, do like an 8 or something
goodDay: 6 wrecks your econ
mrcarey: so you have to rush behind me

(Even 8pool isn't good for econ, but I'm trying to comprimise)

Anyway, by the time he has 6 zerglings, I have 1 marine. Zerglings are faster than marines, and he chose not to wait, so he attacks and loses his 6 zerglings instantly to an opponents 6pool+Queen.

mrcarey: thats game :/
drohead [other teammate]: how we lose?
mrcarey: u not playin offensively

Noobiest thing teammate can do: try the riskiest cheese in the game, give up instantly when it fails, then blame teammates.
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
January 06 2011 20:08 GMT
#380
On January 05 2011 16:50 Lennon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2010 15:32 AntiLegend wrote:
On November 13 2010 06:36 Lysteria wrote:
My ally killed my Command Center, thinking it was some rocks


that must have been the king of stupid allies


/double facepalm

How is it possible for a person to be that stupid?


It's more likely that the person isn't stupid. It's just griefing.
This guy was getting trolled.
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