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Cabracan
Profile Joined January 2011
New Zealand119 Posts
February 15 2011 10:04 GMT
#401
One time my brother thought it would be funny to fill one of our terran allies base with creep in a 4v4 using creep tumours. We lost the game but it was funny.
Myrdin
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom47 Posts
February 15 2011 10:22 GMT
#402
I was in a 4v4 where my opponant killed his own CC with an SCV, took him a good 8 minutes but he did it!
Immutant
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore201 Posts
February 15 2011 10:42 GMT
#403
On January 20 2011 19:33 mofisto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2011 05:47 TheBanana wrote:
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
ill post a replay when i get home



It's been 3 months, are you ever coming home?



hahaha, yeah, sorry bout that. Completely forgotten about posting it. I'm at work at the moment. Will post when i get home.............

Looks like he's still at work =x

For those of you who haven't encountered THE NINJA TERRAN, here's proof of his existence =)
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/139205-4v4-terran-protoss-zerg-extinction

I am Modularity, a gold random, so please forgive my macro. Lots of FML moments in the game so I thought it deserves a post.
Arccotangent
Profile Joined October 2010
519 Posts
February 15 2011 11:04 GMT
#404
The worst I've seen isn't too bad, but once on Arakan citadel, my zerg ally who wanted to take a faster natural expanded right beside the two rocks that blocked the two central naturals. As neither my other ally nor me were zerg, he basically set up one "mid-range" harvesting base with double minerals and gas.
"Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more."
valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
February 15 2011 11:05 GMT
#405
3v3 team mate goes one base forge first 1 gate robo stargate with a total wall in building void rays collosi and zealots, and the other guy goes for 1 base nuke rush.
NO NUKE FOR YOU!
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Tedde93
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden169 Posts
February 15 2011 11:06 GMT
#406
Teching straight for cracklings, we get attacked and lose cause he doesn't have shit.
Patiance is the element of succes"
dim2thesum
Profile Joined May 2010
United States65 Posts
February 15 2011 11:27 GMT
#407
playing team games, I think you see the noobiest stuff ever.

-people building 2-3 supply depots just to block ramp right in the beginning of the game
-trying to kill scout scv/probe with workers and not sending them back
-canon rushing a zerg player
-building nothing but canons
win some, lose some, dim sum
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
February 15 2011 11:34 GMT
#408
The original post is lolololol, as well as some of the others, made my day.
Worst thing I remember seeing is a guy getting three bases (in a 4v4) before making a significant army
We won, but...
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
February 15 2011 12:04 GMT
#409
On February 15 2011 20:27 dim2thesum wrote:


-people building 2-3 supply depots just to block ramp right in the beginning of the game




I saw a guy try to wall of with 4 engineering bays at the start of the game a couple of days ago . It made me completly fuck up my build order, i was laughing so much
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
iloveav
Profile Joined November 2008
Poland1482 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-15 12:15:16
February 15 2011 12:14 GMT
#410
Ask me what is she supposed to do with the blue flashy crystals (i won 1v2 anyway)

Ofc she used scvs to scout all map and atacked with them the mains of my enemies, u can guess how hard it was for them not to laught and play acordingly :D
aka LRM)Cats_Paw.
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
February 15 2011 12:25 GMT
#411
Had someone rush attack with his scvs at start and when he lost all of them left the game
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Bellygareth
Profile Joined October 2010
France512 Posts
February 15 2011 12:26 GMT
#412
My teammate gets cannon rush and doesn't know how to see it (even after I ping it and tell him). He gets angry and tells me that I'm a noob because I didn't 6 pooled...
Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
February 15 2011 12:42 GMT
#413
Had a guy who didnt know to build add-ons. The whole game he produced nothing but marines, helions and vikings. That didnt work against the mass roach of the zerg he repeatedly attacked.
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
Silmakuoppaanikinko
Profile Joined November 2010
799 Posts
February 15 2011 13:10 GMT
#414
Random 4v4, I get an inbase Terran, I'm always suspicious of inbase Terrans and yap he walls off... so I try to get my expo after 2gate because I tend to just mass expand in 4v4 so I say 'Purple, can you lower the depot?', he doesn't lower, so I ask again, still doesn't lower, I ping the map, and say 'lower depot, I want to expand', he doesn't lower, my zerg teammate says 'I know how it feels'. So I'm at 800 minerals at this point and I'm like 'fuck it', and I just proceed to shoot down the depot, all of a sudden he starts attacking my nexus and I hold it off while pinging the map and my zerg teammate is like 'wtf are you doing?? he wants to expand!', so he replies with something like '<my-handle> est un traître!', I guess he didn't speak English.. that people buy the game when they don't speak English I get, that people play team games when they don't is beyond me, that people wall in a shared choke when they don't is beyond me.

I tried to explain it to him in French that I wasn't a teamkiller but my French is bad. I concocted something like 'Non! je ne suis pas un traître, je voudrais expander!'

Another guy I got starts the game with asking 'from?' so I say 'Netherlands', then replies with 'I poland', the rest of the game I tried to make clear to him that he shouldn't sacrifice zealots into cannons but the language barrier eh, he didn't seem to understand it. His intentions where good though, I got cannon rushed but I held it off with creep and spines of my own and tried to tell him that I got it and he should counter-attack, but not really apparently, he tried to help me by killing the probe killing the cannons while every cannon he made was just poked at with spines.

Another thing which was just a miracle of chance, this guy also didn't speak English, he asks 'from?' at the start and I say 'Netherlands', he says 'sorry, I no speak English' or something like that, so I try to keep it simple and ask 'you from?', he says Finland... I'm probably part of the like 20 people in this country who can express himself in Finnish and almost every Fin speak English, really a bizarre moment of chance.

As far as non-language standard bad play goes, I got this one guy who announces at the start 'I'm going DT, you?' so I reply as always 'I'm going to scout and then decide what I do.', so I scout two protoss players actually forge-fe-ing (I was playing zerg) so I ping them map and tell him 'You can attack the nexus with stalkers without the cannons hitting you.

He still goes DT's, furthermore, he keeps going dt's after failing to kill cannons with them and he just keeps making more DT's trying to kill their cannons off while they get more and more...
Workers and town centres are the ultimate counter to turtles.
GrassEater
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden417 Posts
February 15 2011 14:44 GMT
#415
This was back in the day when I and 2 other was competing for the # 1 spot in our random team 4v4 division.

We did play many games with a party of 3, still counts as random team. We played often against so called AT (all team(4 player teams)) that did coordinated rushes with nonexistent micro.

In the midst of this we got an unforgettable moment when we where paired against a not that great team.

We are up against 3 Terran 1 Toss on Extinction b4 the tank nerf. We where discussing how to avoid getting blasted by tanks on this tank map. Maybe go mass air or something. We concluded that i would go void harass and my friends would build mutalisk and straight to carriers. Then teal writes: "i do infantrie" and my friend simply says "No you don't. Not agains 100 tanks"

I scout and am watching out for cheeses when i see a ping and "WTF?". Teal had made 4 supply depose BELOW his ramp forming an wall of (and it was flawed with a hole a small unit can fit through).

He wrote "I can open them and enemy cant run in."

I wrote "aha, sure?"
My friends wrote: "But down there?" and "oh, you are copper."

He wrote "look" and begun to lifting and uplifting supply depose to show this strange feature.

His total amount of buildings at this time (6 minutes) was:
1 command-center (not orbital command)
2 barracks
7 supply depose (he had 3 walling off down the ramp to an in-base expansion) making him 27/67 food.
2 engineering bay. Which i noticed with my mind set to scouting.

10 s later. Ping again, only half a screen from the last one. Then he had 8 scv distance mining from the in-base expansion. With one of the supply depose down to enable this.

The entire match was epic. Very close one because we where so weak when we started go air and when they attacked i thought we where screwed, Cant describe every engagement here but you can ask for the replay if you want it.
Grubbegrabbn
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden174 Posts
February 15 2011 14:55 GMT
#416
Noob teammates will...

-Die from cannon rushes / try to cannon rush and fail
-Die from 6-pools / try to 6-pool and fail
-Build T3 units off 1 base and lose every single one of those units in the first battle
-Build mass <insert unit here> and nothing else even if enemies hard counter it
-Never expand to more than 1 expo and never build more than 20-30 workers
-Loose all workers to <insert harass unit here>
-Kill 0 enemy workers but loose all their <insert harass unit here>
-Leave all workers idle when minerals runs out in main
-Say "I will build <insert unit name here>" before any scouting info whatsoever is available
-Do solo pushes/attacks and loose all their units before your units can join
-Send your medivacs and ravens to certain death if you give them shared control (a-move yay!)
-Die to anything that is invisible or can burrow

GrassEater
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden417 Posts
February 15 2011 14:59 GMT
#417
On November 13 2010 04:48 Duckvillelol wrote:
I just hate every single moronic bronze <> gold level player I encounter on Arakan Citdel - because almost every single freaking one builds their nexus/hatchery up on the close expos BEFORE THE ROCKS ARE KILLED.

So, freaking, infuriating.


I hate the zergs that expand to one of the expansions when in team with no other zergs. Then proceed to take 3:d and 4:th outside expecting us to somehow eliminate the creep.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
February 15 2011 15:04 GMT
#418
Has no one ever had their own teammate worker rush them?


I played a random 2v2 on tempest.

I think he spawned Terran, I spawned Protoss.

I see his workers start to move out, so I think hey, he's worker rushing. I'll go rush with him, So I box all my workers and start to send them out, but then he comes into my base.
I type wtf?
He starts attacking my workers.
He repairs his scvs and kills all my workers.

I type [ALL] gg
And leave.

No. fcking. Idea.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Soma.bokforlag
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden448 Posts
February 15 2011 15:07 GMT
#419
quite a number of posts in this thread is really entertaining but its alot of elitist BS too.. when you play random-team you have to be prepared to be teamed up with bronze players and as such, for example dying to a rush or panicing, isnt strange at all.

if you find stuff like that laughable maybe you should team up with other experienced players instead of playing random?
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
February 15 2011 15:10 GMT
#420
Just a few days ago, I was playing 2s with a friend. When one of the opponents gg'd and left, my teammate left also cause he thought the other guy left also. So it ended up being a 1v1 between me and the remaining guy but luckily we already had a massive advantage. I would've been super pissed if we lost.
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