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greycubed
Profile Joined May 2010
United States615 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-16 00:02:19
February 16 2011 00:01 GMT
#441
Gonna side with chrisolo. Team killing can definitely be funny.
http://i.imgur.com/N3ujB.png
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1259 Posts
February 16 2011 00:02 GMT
#442
Had a guy in 4v4's the other day who got 3 fleet beacons.

3. Fleet. Beacons.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
February 16 2011 00:06 GMT
#443
My worst is someone who gets a forge to cannon his whole base and expects me to ???? and then usually gets DTs or some shit unit composition that will not do much damage and will not be able to have a head on fight


Oh, so one of those WC3 players who picked orcs and did nothing but turtle with a single blademaster and micro that one hero all game long?
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Bagonad
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark173 Posts
February 16 2011 00:12 GMT
#444
On February 16 2011 08:57 mofisto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2011 05:34 chrisolo wrote:
On February 16 2011 03:55 mofisto wrote:
On February 16 2011 03:45 chrisolo wrote:
On February 16 2011 03:29 mofisto wrote:
On February 16 2011 03:10 Drunkasarous wrote:
http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=166392

Watch the Yellow Zerg. Kid is my hero. Im glad I was able to secure this kid a victory.


Oh my god. I have never seen anything like this. Seriously he has to be taking the piss. 2 evo into spore crawler. epic

Edit: Hadnt seen the post above. Its not like in team games i take peoples obvious naturals. I'd get pissed off if someone did that to me. But on maps like megaton, which have a shared "bay" of naturals, each one is fair game. First come first served. Greedy would be taking 2 of them.

I dont understand your mentality because you're only hurting yourself. Its a TEAM game. You kill someones 400 mineral investment, its going to put the whole team at a disadvantage. And dont forget, you can get banned for team killing.


I mostly play with AT (as stated), therefore the 400 Minerals do not care as much, win most of my 4on4 games. And they will not report me, lol. And also as mentioned, Megaton has predefined naturals, do not be stubborn. It is really easy to see, whose natural is his.



I'm not being stubborn. I just dont agree in the slightest. Perhaps Megaton was the wrong map to choose as an example though. I still dont think there are naturals, but lets just agree to disagree on that one.

But what about outpost? you telling me that has naturals? or is that first come, first served?

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Outpost


Sure Outpost has not predefined naturals, there your "first comes, first serves" rule is a pretty common thing, tho still you should not expand on some positions f.e. if you spawn on one of the right locations and expand then to the upper natural of the top plateau, because this one belongs imho to the top plateau. Tho on this map you still can vary, as the three expansion in the upper left and lower right corner are pretty viable, too.

Still I remember some naturalfighting on Outpost in some of my AT, but only because of fun and trashtalking in Teamspeak Should not take everything so seriously. 4on4 is just a funmode and if you do not kill the others fun, some (to a small extend) teamattacking can be fun. I dunno if you play AT on TS, but if you do and someone is pissed, because you denied his expansion or something like this, you take 4on4 way too seriously..^^



teamkilling can be fun? are you being serious?

I take 4v4 way too seriously? Says the guy who team kills because of some perceived wronging.
I just get annoyed when team mates attack their own team. Anyway, lets end this, you think team killing can be ok, i simply disagree


It's the same mindset as the people who go "dude, it's just a game lol" after *ninja looting* some rare item in world of warcraft.

If it really "Just a game", then why do you personaly value the game over another person's likeability towards you, and how much you piss him off?

It's like stealing someone's wallet infront of them and then going "lol relax, it's just money"
Jaguaresaqui
Profile Joined September 2010
7 Posts
February 16 2011 00:47 GMT
#445
I was playing 4v4 and two of my teammates an me where busy harassing and fending off the other team so i rarely ever had time to look at my the other guys bases. And then one of them said "dont put turrets on my side" to which i was puzzled and curious so as soon as i had spme time i took a look at their base. As it turns out, this whole time the 4th guy had been building row upon row around his and the other guys bases, everywhere. The place was full of them abd once he was done, what did he do? He built dozens of sensor towers, so many that it was hard to see on the mini map and it was freaking annoying, we lost....
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 16 2011 00:50 GMT
#446
On November 25 2010 06:40 Zadan wrote:
Forget to get stim.

Forget to get seige.

Forget to get anti-air.

I've forgotten stim more times than I'd like to admit... >_>
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moltenlead
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada866 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-16 00:54:36
February 16 2011 00:54 GMT
#447
We were PT vs PP, and we just crushed their army. I sieged up and started to shell the 27 cannons. He insisted on running his stalkers in...

Needless to say we lost the advantage for ages. Turns out my teammate was 3-50 1v1 bronze (probs through dc's), and the opponents were a 2200 diamond team.

Somehow we won...
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
February 16 2011 01:00 GMT
#448
Start of the game and my partner informs me he is going spiders...
dogbreath48
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada23 Posts
February 16 2011 01:11 GMT
#449
On February 16 2011 10:00 darklordjac wrote:
Start of the game and my partner informs me he is going spiders...


i really hope he was zerg and meant roaches
less QQ moar PEW PEW
UruzuNine
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada162 Posts
February 16 2011 01:21 GMT
#450
Playing a 2v2, my partner is Zerg. After a lack-luster performance, we're getting pushed back. I tell him to just focus on making units and we'll do a combined push to get back into the game.

I get attacked, try to solo-defend. 2v1 doesn't end well and I'm on the run trying to set up a hidden expo and retain my tech (you all know what I'm talking about). I notice my ally doesn't have an army anywhere, so I inquire:

Me: "Where's your army?"
Him: "I lost it, get over it."

Fair enough. We proceed to lose the game. I checked the replay, and he didn't make a single unit other than drones (and only a few of those, to boot) from the moment I said "just focus on making an army." What part of make an army is hard to understand?
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
February 16 2011 01:23 GMT
#451
my ally 6 pooled. no not the 6pool that you think of, it's a 6 pool like as if was 3 rax or a 4 gate 6 pool
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dogbreath48
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada23 Posts
February 16 2011 01:36 GMT
#452
On February 16 2011 10:23 Blasterion wrote:
my ally 6 pooled. no not the 6pool that you think of, it's a 6 pool like as if was 3 rax or a 4 gate 6 pool



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like that i assume? i had a guy make like 12 barrax of 2 base



less QQ moar PEW PEW
FuzzyLord
Profile Joined September 2010
253 Posts
February 16 2011 01:38 GMT
#453
My teammate asked what he should do. I told him to go 13 gas 14 gate. He took this literally. He made 13 assimilators, stole my 2, and made 14 gateways.
Silmakuoppaanikinko
Profile Joined November 2010
799 Posts
February 16 2011 01:41 GMT
#454
On February 16 2011 03:45 chrisolo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2011 03:29 mofisto wrote:
On February 16 2011 03:10 Drunkasarous wrote:
http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=166392

Watch the Yellow Zerg. Kid is my hero. Im glad I was able to secure this kid a victory.


Oh my god. I have never seen anything like this. Seriously he has to be taking the piss. 2 evo into spore crawler. epic

Edit: Hadnt seen the post above. Its not like in team games i take peoples obvious naturals. I'd get pissed off if someone did that to me. But on maps like megaton, which have a shared "bay" of naturals, each one is fair game. First come first served. Greedy would be taking 2 of them.

I dont understand your mentality because you're only hurting yourself. Its a TEAM game. You kill someones 400 mineral investment, its going to put the whole team at a disadvantage. And dont forget, you can get banned for team killing.


I mostly play with AT (as stated), therefore the 400 Minerals do not care as much, win most of my 4on4 games. And they will not report me, lol. And also as mentioned, Megaton has predefined naturals, do not be stubborn. It is really easy to see, whose natural is his.
Megaton is really a good example of why you should do it as a team. Say you spawn in the far back corner, the only one with no natural immediately next to it, now you could say that the third in the bay belongs to you, and it makes sense.

But if that player is zerg, needs to expand early, and needs to make a creep path between is main and his natural, it's just not in the interest of the team to do it like that. You should always pick expos how it's in the interest of the team. If a zerg spawns up front and needs a more 'protected' natural and there are protoss or terran players on the team, it might be best if the terran one-bases a little and cedes his natural, simply because it's in the best interest of the team, when the terran takes the natural up front he can put a pf there and defend it better.

It's just formulaic thinking, live, learn, and adapt and divide it in a way you think it's best for the team.
Workers and town centres are the ultimate counter to turtles.
AwallFTW
Profile Joined January 2011
United States103 Posts
February 16 2011 02:00 GMT
#455
If anyone has replays of extreme noobage, please send them to us: ftwbroadcasting@gmail.com

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sickduck
Profile Joined November 2010
United States53 Posts
February 16 2011 02:19 GMT
#456
i was playing a 2v2 and im z my partner is t, as soon as the game starts he starts attacking the rocks to the high yield expansion and lifts off his CC this is how it went down

ME - wtf are you doing that for?
PARTNER - getting yellow minerals means more income
ME - you kidding me? you do that later on
PARTNER - dont tell me how to play this is good for us

needless to say we got rushed and lost the game
Dance the night away because tomorrow we will look back and talk about good times now gone forever
Cofo
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1388 Posts
February 16 2011 02:23 GMT
#457
Apparently my partner didn't read the patch notes. The 12 engi-bay 5 turret opening is HARDLY viable since the nerf.
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Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
February 16 2011 03:11 GMT
#458
Went mass ghost in 4v4 and stood them all just behind his supply depot wall off.

He got baneling busted and lost them all, we lost.
hashheeshum
Profile Joined December 2010
United States7 Posts
February 16 2011 03:12 GMT
#459
well this one time in a SC1+2 total conversion 4v4 i was taking it semi seriously and asked people what they were going i was going zealot, dragoon, reaver, corsair and my ally goes off on me about not taking it seriously and no one used any strategy so naturally i started arguing with him. he got on my nerves and i said "dont make me drop the hammer." and hes says "do it" now all my allies and were copper silver level and i was about 1.8k diamond (before masters) and i was significantly ahead of all of them and i run cross map kill my ally. my other 2 allys attack me i kill them to. then i preceed to 3v1 for the next 20 minutes or so ( one of them left ) so ya theres my story
"just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you"
Conrose
Profile Joined October 2010
437 Posts
February 16 2011 03:31 GMT
#460
Noobiest thing a team mate's ever done? went 4 gate, then panicking at early pressure, put so many cannons at his ramp that he couldn't get his non-stalker/colossus units out even if they destroyed 6 Cannons/pylons.

Me to All: I'm gonna leave now.
Opponent: Why?
Me to All: I dare you to scan the 4gater's ramp.
*Scan drops*
Opponent 2: Yeah, I'd say it went 2v1 a long time ago.
Ally: I can't get out!
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