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Bobble
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia1493 Posts
February 17 2011 11:53 GMT
#481
On February 16 2011 14:16 Gallzy wrote:
I know ^^^^ is long but it was so funny and felt so good to win that I wnated to post it, twas a pleasure to write!


You do realise, with a game like that, you need to post a replay, right?
Babaganoush
Profile Joined November 2010
United States626 Posts
February 17 2011 15:25 GMT
#482
[image loading]

Observe teal. 10 minutes past. 11 probes. One gateway. One forge. AND ALL THOSE CANNONS.

This was a Platinum Level game. And we were "Slightly Favored". This was the game that demoted me to Gold. Needless to say I wanted to grab a Blizzard employee in charge of coding in the matchmaking and force him/her to watch this replay for eternity.
Stick a fork in those buns.
Conrose
Profile Joined October 2010
437 Posts
February 17 2011 15:58 GMT
#483
In on 3v3 on Typhon that I had to play, not 10 seconds into the match, a terran ally says he has to leave in a few minutes.

Why'd he even join in the first place?

Still one in a game where all the tech came out to play though.
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
February 18 2011 09:49 GMT
#484
On February 18 2011 00:25 Babaganoush wrote:
[image loading]

Observe teal. 10 minutes past. 11 probes. One gateway. One forge. AND ALL THOSE CANNONS.

This was a Platinum Level game. And we were "Slightly Favored". This was the game that demoted me to Gold. Needless to say I wanted to grab a Blizzard employee in charge of coding in the matchmaking and force him/her to watch this replay for eternity.



Lol, this reminds me of a game I played ages ago. The guy attacked with cannons. Not proxy cannons, literally built a line of cannons to the enemy base. Was pretty funny really. It also let me do a slow push with tanks, without the need for turrets/bunkers.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
Jenstin
Profile Joined October 2010
Belgium16 Posts
March 04 2011 18:14 GMT
#485
PT vs TZ
My friend went MMM while I decided to get gateway units + colossi.

We had spawned on 5 (me) and 6 (friend), while our opponents were at 8 and 9. So when we decide to push out I walked past my mate’s base on my way to our opponents. As my first colossi walk past his MMM-ball he goes on Skype “oh, I’ll just kill these colossi and then we go”…

I could only sit and watch as my friend stim-nuked my investment into oblivion in 2-3 seconds, vs a team that couldn’t even make colossi to begin with. Needless to say I was rather annoyed.

But once he stopped killing my units we ended up winning.



On other occasions he has nuked his own addons when using attack-move to rearrange his army inside our base
scars are tattoos with a better story
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
March 04 2011 18:20 GMT
#486
Not building enough FRIGGIN UNITS AAAAAARGH BUILD STUFF FFS!!!!!
natewOw
Profile Joined April 2010
United States181 Posts
March 04 2011 18:41 GMT
#487
On February 16 2011 03:10 Drunkasarous wrote:
http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=166392

Watch the Yellow Zerg. Kid is my hero. Im glad I was able to secure this kid a victory.



You're making fun of yellow? You made 2 assimilators and 3 cannons before your first gateway was finished. On the ladder of noobiness, yellow is on the bottom rung, and you are MAYBE one rung ahead of him.
lol
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 04 2011 18:43 GMT
#488
On March 05 2011 03:14 Jenstin wrote:
PT vs TZ
My friend went MMM while I decided to get gateway units + colossi.

We had spawned on 5 (me) and 6 (friend), while our opponents were at 8 and 9. So when we decide to push out I walked past my mate’s base on my way to our opponents. As my first colossi walk past his MMM-ball he goes on Skype “oh, I’ll just kill these colossi and then we go”…

I could only sit and watch as my friend stim-nuked my investment into oblivion in 2-3 seconds, vs a team that couldn’t even make colossi to begin with. Needless to say I was rather annoyed.

But once he stopped killing my units we ended up winning.



On other occasions he has nuked his own addons when using attack-move to rearrange his army inside our base



wtf ><

replay please!
PieShopPwner
Profile Joined June 2010
United States75 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 23:02:42
March 06 2011 23:01 GMT
#489
Played random 4s and one of my teammates built 6 stargates and expanded twice before building a single unit. I told him that next time he should build just 2 stargates and start makng units sooner incase you get attacked. He then informed me that it was Ok cause he wasnt being attacked. Well thats great cause a Teammate and I got destroyed earlier in the game while he expanded and built cannons everywhere.

Here is the kicker, because the enemy focused on me and the other buy so much he got like 20+ voids and we ended up winning the game.
TempO781
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States100 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 02:07:35
March 06 2011 23:07 GMT
#490
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
March 06 2011 23:13 GMT
#491
3v3 both of my allies miss there worker rally, and don't notice until 4 minutes into the game
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
Penecks
Profile Joined August 2010
United States600 Posts
March 06 2011 23:21 GMT
#492
On one of those new shared base maps my P ally exclaimed "Let's take the middle" and proceeded to attack destructible rocks near some random base off to the side of the map (aka, not the middle). I warn him that the enemies were massing and would probably attack soon and we should defend at the shared ramp. He ignores me while lings and stalkers stream into our base and we lose.
straight poppin
PlosionCornu
Profile Joined August 2010
Italy814 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 23:25:23
March 06 2011 23:21 GMT
#493
random 3vs3 .
My team consisting of me (high plat,almost diamond zerg), bronze terran and master league terran vs
2 diamond zergs + a gold terran.

The 2 zerg 6 pool me at the same time, so I decide to sac my base and run away with all my drones.

Bronze terran teammate at first let his depots up, while my drones were crying for help on the outside. Then decided to lower one of them.. letting the last few of my drones and ALL OF THE OPPONENTS' ZERGLINGS IN.

After being almost on the brink of death by that ling "runby" he proceeds to specifically a+target all of my surviving drones, that were inside his base.
I was utterely at a loss of words.

Oh ah, he decided that the correct timing fo the first orbital command was at the 11th minute mark.
What a baller eh?

Needless to say, my 3 last overlords have been much more of an asset for the team, as far as spotting and the like goes, than that player's entire existence for the complete duration of the game.
ntvarify
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States331 Posts
March 06 2011 23:25 GMT
#494
The worst thing that ever happened to me was my partner nydus worm rushed. He massed lings, but then proceeded not to use the nydus worm for anything but taking the island? or maybe it was behind the rocks, I don't know. He also nydusses his army to the island/behindrocks expo and sits it there for the entire game. The opponent is giong mass muta, and everytime we are attacked he attempts to use a nydus worm to get his army there. At one point he walled in my base with nydus, while my expansions were being taken out. Needless to say it was quite frustrating.
HairyProboscis
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada63 Posts
March 07 2011 02:47 GMT
#495
On March 07 2011 08:01 PieShopPwner wrote:
Played random 4s and one of my teammates built 6 stargates and expanded twice before building a single unit. I told him that next time he should build just 2 stargates and start makng units sooner incase you get attacked. He then informed me that it was Ok cause he wasnt being attacked. Well thats great cause a Teammate and I got destroyed earlier in the game while he expanded and built cannons everywhere.

Here is the kicker, because the enemy focused on me and the other buy so much he got like 20+ voids and we ended up winning the game.

This is a viable strategy in 4v4. Its funny looking at the army value graph after some games and seeing one line completely flat for ~10 minutes, then a huge spike as the first wave of carriers arrive.
Putting the sensual into non-consensual.
MadCow911
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada31 Posts
March 07 2011 02:54 GMT
#496
I were playing random team 2v2 my teammate was terran and like in EVERY game you get scouted and when a SCV is building really often you attack it.
But my teammate were canceling the building intstead of stopping it. He never understand to click on the SCV and not on the building
MadCow911
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada31 Posts
March 07 2011 02:56 GMT
#497
On February 18 2011 00:25 Babaganoush wrote:
[image loading]

Observe teal. 10 minutes past. 11 probes. One gateway. One forge. AND ALL THOSE CANNONS.

This was a Platinum Level game. And we were "Slightly Favored". This was the game that demoted me to Gold. Needless to say I wanted to grab a Blizzard employee in charge of coding in the matchmaking and force him/her to watch this replay for eternity.



LOL always good to put ONE pylon for a houndred photon canon
koonst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States215 Posts
March 07 2011 02:59 GMT
#498
last nite i was in 2v2 2 z's vs me ( p and my ally p) rt
i scouted the 6 pool i said they are 6 pooling .. my al.y replies ok good ill go cannon and archons!!!!!
.................................................
he made 1 cannon next to his gas line ( blocking it)..nothing at his ramp .

he gets rushed and leaves .
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
March 07 2011 03:00 GMT
#499
Ally in a 2v2 random team started out by going double extractor first then decided to make 3 ROACH WARRENS!!! And then he just sat there making nothing but spore crawlers.
OmniscientSC2
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States713 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-07 03:10:08
March 07 2011 03:09 GMT
#500
Was playing some Team Melee in SC2 and my micro partner missed ezpz EMPs and lost most of the units while trying to drop -_-

I hate you Matt. Aka Sentry
"Did you know about Day and the Wicker Basket?" - Harem "Hi, I'm from Texas." -TLO
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