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cameronkrazie86
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States296 Posts
December 31 2010 21:45 GMT
#341
I was playing a 2v2 a couple days back, I was zerg, my teammate was protoss. At about the 10 minute point in the game, I look at his base and I realized that he hadn't upgraded to warpgate tech yet. I didn't mention anything about it, instead focusing on my game. At about the 20 minute mark, he's still on gateway tech so I decided I should probably say something.

Me: You not getting warpgates?
Him: No, too early.

I don't think I even responded back. It was now 21 minutes in the game and it was too early for warpgates. Take note protoss pros, that is how you dominate the competition! Gateway tech all the way!
"You come at the King, you best not miss." - Omar Little
SCdinner
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada516 Posts
December 31 2010 21:58 GMT
#342
On January 01 2011 06:45 cameronkrazie86 wrote:
I was playing a 2v2 a couple days back, I was zerg, my teammate was protoss. At about the 10 minute point in the game, I look at his base and I realized that he hadn't upgraded to warpgate tech yet. I didn't mention anything about it, instead focusing on my game. At about the 20 minute mark, he's still on gateway tech so I decided I should probably say something.

Me: You not getting warpgates?
Him: No, too early.

I don't think I even responded back. It was now 21 minutes in the game and it was too early for warpgates. Take note protoss pros, that is how you dominate the competition! Gateway tech all the way!


This could be acceptable. If you partner was under attack the entire game and took a lot of economic damage and was never able to build units with more then three gateways at once there would be no point in him getting warptech because he'll never be able to use it. I had a game where we were against double zerg and they both 6 pooled me and kept up the pressure with roaches afterwards. For the first ten minutes I was constantly loosing probes and having to replenish them and I wasn't able to pump units out of two gateways constantly. Meanwhile my allie bunkered in and was never attacked but did very little to help me defend. Ten minutes in I somehow manage to stay in the game after basically 1v2ing the whole time and my partner starts to get on my case about not having warpgates. It was very annoying and I hope it wasn't you
My other car is a battlecruiser.
MerciLess
Profile Joined September 2010
213 Posts
December 31 2010 22:06 GMT
#343
Warpgate research costs 50/50, I don't see a situation where it would ever be a bad thing to get it.
Kpyolysis32
Profile Joined April 2010
553 Posts
December 31 2010 22:17 GMT
#344
Well, my friend and I were on the "doing" end of one of these stupid moments in a 4v4. He was P, I was Z, he went 5 nexus mass probe and I went 4 hatch mass drone. We single handedly killed two of their players, our two allies defended the counter from the other two, and then we doom-dropped a couple hundred workers into their (shared) base and won. I'm really glad they never made anything that flew or did splash.
Man, do I not keep this up to date, or what?
Bairemuth
Profile Joined June 2010
United States404 Posts
December 31 2010 22:33 GMT
#345
I was playing this game with a real life friend of mine...and...well...it was ridiculous. He had told me that he was on some prescription medication and that he could potentially be messed up, but I was like...meh you'll be fine. So we play. I randomed zerg and he plays terran. Anyways, things are pretty standard until the enemies first push wipes out our wall in we had (protecting our naturals). My teammate responds by building about 6-8 supply depots across the gap to rebuild the wall. At this point he no longer makes an army. The enemy responds by nuking the wall and then my teammate rebuilds the exact wall with supply depots again. The enemy, again, nukes the wall and then proceeds by nuking all his scvs and most of his base. My teammate insisted on rebuilding the supply depot wall NO MATTER WHAT and kept trying 3-4 more times. At this point I'm yelling at my friend over vent and all he can say is "I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on right now"...as he gets nuked into oblivion. I then decide that I'm just going to do one last attack before I leave the game...but to my astonishment...this attack ends up winning the game.
phantaxx
Profile Joined May 2010
United States201 Posts
December 31 2010 22:34 GMT
#346
During a team game I was zerg, had a terran teammate and a zerg teammate, the zerg took out destructable rocks at a gold expo, but then didn't take it for like 3 minutes. So the terran took that expo. The zerg then raged at the terran saying he cleared the rocks and demanded he lift his OC and leave, but he didn't so the zerg killed terran's OC. Then the terran proceeded to rage at the zerg, and went and killed MY entire base (I guess he couldn't tell the two zergs apart) all the while me telling him he had the wrong zerg. He was actually arguing with me, telling me why he was killing my base, as I was telling him he had the wrong person. Apparently he couldn't even tell names apart.
Zolfy
Profile Joined December 2010
22 Posts
January 01 2011 01:05 GMT
#347
random 2v2, plat/diamond level.
ally terran on 4 bases. i had 180 food.

me: "want to atk soon?"
ally: "i don't like attacking"

so he just sits there with defensive tanks and marines. the. entire. game.
greerhead
Profile Joined January 2011
United States7 Posts
January 01 2011 01:09 GMT
#348
Once I reaper rushed while my teammate rushed collosi, Lol's ensued.
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
January 01 2011 01:13 GMT
#349
On January 01 2011 06:58 SCdinner wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 01 2011 06:45 cameronkrazie86 wrote:
I was playing a 2v2 a couple days back, I was zerg, my teammate was protoss. At about the 10 minute point in the game, I look at his base and I realized that he hadn't upgraded to warpgate tech yet. I didn't mention anything about it, instead focusing on my game. At about the 20 minute mark, he's still on gateway tech so I decided I should probably say something.

Me: You not getting warpgates?
Him: No, too early.

I don't think I even responded back. It was now 21 minutes in the game and it was too early for warpgates. Take note protoss pros, that is how you dominate the competition! Gateway tech all the way!


This could be acceptable. If you partner was under attack the entire game and took a lot of economic damage and was never able to build units with more then three gateways at once there would be no point in him getting warptech because he'll never be able to use it. I had a game where we were against double zerg and they both 6 pooled me and kept up the pressure with roaches afterwards. For the first ten minutes I was constantly loosing probes and having to replenish them and I wasn't able to pump units out of two gateways constantly. Meanwhile my allie bunkered in and was never attacked but did very little to help me defend. Ten minutes in I somehow manage to stay in the game after basically 1v2ing the whole time and my partner starts to get on my case about not having warpgates. It was very annoying and I hope it wasn't you

Its 50-50 for the research. And the ability to pick where you spawn units is more than enough justification to spend the money, even if you are a little hurt economically.
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BossPlaya
Profile Joined September 2010
United States141 Posts
January 01 2011 01:18 GMT
#350
2v2 ladder and my teammate decides to attack me and say "LOL HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BACKSTABBED?"

I responded with "I'm better than you are, and you're not going to win without me" killed all of his workers and CC and then I left lol
Paid tha cost to be The Boss.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10554 Posts
January 01 2011 01:19 GMT
#351
On October 21 2010 00:46 MangoTango wrote:
One time, I moved my CC to my teammate's base because they knew where my base was. I started mining from his minerals but he made me move. So I tried to move to a easily defendable position, but he kept insulting my strategy so I went afk.

win post is win.

ZP vs TP. I was Z. My opponent went afk for the first 3 minutes, came back and was like "so did we win?" i was like "dude, wtf" he replied "we didn't win, ok" goes afk for another 5 minutes. it was a bronze level game though, so i won =P
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Tipser
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada11 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-01 01:49:11
January 01 2011 01:44 GMT
#352
2v2, ZZvPP. I was on the Z team, and im trying to coach my teammate and play at the same time.

Me: you only have 5 drones (spawning pool, no gas)... you should make more
Him: oh ok
Me: (a few minustes later) still only 6 drones?
Him: i made spine crawls

so at the end of the game (15min mark) he has been dead for 5 min and i lose the barely lose the 1v2 (they were really bad, im in bronze 1v1 and i almost won lol)

so lets see what he made in 10 minutes...
4 spine crawlers
7 spore crawlers (they had literally NO air)
2 zerglings
13 drones, all used to make things
0 queens

thats it. honestly i dont know how he is in bronze 2v2, hes just that bad. also i watched the replay, and he had like 600 minerals (0 gas ofc) and he just watched. didnt leave the game or send me the minerals. he just kept them, probably to build a new hatch with his 0 harvesters

forgot to add the evo chamber for the spores, no ups btw because he had no gas
"4Gating NOOB you idiots have no skill" - After a 21min game in which i went 3gate robo
fuzzy_panda
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand1681 Posts
January 01 2011 03:20 GMT
#353
in a 4v4 one of my random protoss teammates attacks his nexus as soon as the match started with his 6 probes. then he sends all 6 probes to an opponents base. we were all like "wtf man wat r u doin" and he didnt reply. we still manage to win the game and right at the end he says "oh we won lol"
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
January 01 2011 03:30 GMT
#354
I always do retarded/hilarious builds when I play team games, unless I'm with a friend.

Mass Sentry, Mothership rush, Mass Infestor, or Mass Raven. It's all good
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 01 2011 07:27 GMT
#355
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?

Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.

Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am

1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch

Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol

he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.

me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)

he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.

ill post a replay when i get home


I still want to see this replay, I wonder when he's going to get home.
LOUD NOISES!!!
Essbee
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada2371 Posts
January 01 2011 07:38 GMT
#356
On January 01 2011 16:27 Lorken wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?

Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.

Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am

1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch

Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol

he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.

me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)

he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.

ill post a replay when i get home


I still want to see this replay, I wonder when he's going to get home.


Hahahaha yeah, where is he :o ?
confusedcrib
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1307 Posts
January 01 2011 08:13 GMT
#357
Stop making scvs at 7....
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Anima4
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia59 Posts
January 01 2011 08:45 GMT
#358
I was zerg with a terran team mate. he expected me to control both his units and my massive army at the same time. it just wasn't possible....he never helped me attack either so we got steam rolled.
theBlues
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
El Salvador638 Posts
January 01 2011 08:54 GMT
#359
We were playing a 4v4 when suddenly I get cannon rushed, I'm playing protoss so I place a forge as soon as I spot the cannons going up and place a cannon perfectly to stop any more cannons from morphing, suddenly my own ally comes "don't worry I'm here to help" and mistakes my cannon for the enemies cannon destroying it with 2 zealots leaving me totally open again. I just f10 N...
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Ataxsus
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia33 Posts
January 01 2011 12:14 GMT
#360
My random, zerg, 2v2 Ally is AFK for the first 2 minutes (approx) of the game, finally starts mining and says "rush". His 10pool failed, he died to the counter and raged at me for a while after the game. I guess he didn't notice the game clock.
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