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Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
November 25 2010 14:38 GMT
#301
In one 3v3 game, I decided to fast expand as zerg.
My teamate starts pinging all over the map, what follows...

him: what are you doing?
me: FE into mutaling
him: don't FE, nobody does that anymore
me: ... are you serious?
him: yea, only noobs hatch first ever
me: have you ever heard of NesTea?
him: i dont drink pop loser
me: wow
3rd teamate: ROFL, what a noob
him: stfu
me: so, where do you read up on the latest 3v3 metagame?
him: what the f*ck is a metagame?
**right as he says this, he get's double 6 pooled by our opponents**
him: see, if you hadn't FEd you could have protected me noob.
me: *scans his base* .... where's your gateway?!
him: I WAS GOING TO FAST EXPAND
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
November 25 2010 14:40 GMT
#302
One time I went to my team mates base and built a hatchery at the top of his base.
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
xaeiu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
432 Posts
November 26 2010 01:11 GMT
#303
On November 23 2010 04:43 101TFP wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2010 10:55 xaeiu wrote:
i'm just waiting for someone writing something like:

i just played a coop game and wanted to canonrush the two ai's.
my mate just said "hey" at the beginning and started a stupid standard building?!
suddenly my stupid mate just started to kill all my buildings and probes and went on playing like i never was in the game...stupid mate
of course i raged and asked him what this was all about and he just replied "would be cool to have an army now, right?"

well...i gotta admit i was the mate and i did this the first time today because i was in the mood for some coops to finish my sc2 session for today and i got 7(!) games in a row a partner who just canonrushed and turns an easy chilled game into some minutes of waste!
watching their histories after the game seeing they almost do this every single game!!!
i may have overreacted but we won anyway. and for the first time i was really mad because i just wanted to play a chilled normal game with a normal mate to end the day...

btw: did the coop really become a place for people just doing (not even well executed or trying to perfect) their canonrush/6pool/proxyrax, collecting their points and not even caring about the actual game anymore?
if so...too bad



Well, they are obviously only doing the coops for the achievements. I don't know why they want the achievements, I am oblivious to why someone would want achievement points.

But I am also oblivious as to why you would want to play coop for fun, how is playing computer opponents more fun than playing actual human opponents? 0o


i never said it's more fun! atually i didn't say anything about fun?!
i was just done at this day with my laddering, it was pretty late night and i was neither in the mood for costum games nor was a friend online. but i still wanted to play some relaxed games and since i played coops the last time in beta i decided to go for some again...
Zozo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil2579 Posts
November 26 2010 01:14 GMT
#304
this guy just stimmed all his marauders (7) into my nuke, cool beans.
EGM guides me
toaster_f
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada1 Post
November 26 2010 03:32 GMT
#305


The toss up top is my team mate. >.> I'm not great but he's... special.
Bieeeeeaym. : 3
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
December 06 2010 11:30 GMT
#306
i had someone make an inbase hatch on twilight forces in 2v2
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
concerned
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada11 Posts
December 06 2010 17:39 GMT
#307
I was doing a 4v4, i had 3 expansions and one of my allies decided he wanted to expand but wanted a safe expansion, so he killed one of my expansions and took it using the logic that he would be useless if he hadn't expanded, and the other ones weren't safe. I pointed out that destroying my expansion in a game that he had done nothing made him worse than worthless. He then left the game.
YuMSc2
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland104 Posts
December 06 2010 18:25 GMT
#308
on 2v2 my teammate went double nexus 1 base for faster probe production and got supply blocked.
I think therefore I am
Yoshimi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States163 Posts
December 06 2010 18:33 GMT
#309
I'm the Blue Protoss

Teammate: WTF Blue?
Me: ?
Teammate: You're such an idiot!
Me: Why u mad?
Teammate: I NEEDED YOUR HELP AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Me: You never asked me to do anything.
Teammate: I PINGED YOU AND YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT
Me: You pinged everyone, not just me. No one wanted to help you, apparently.

*5 minutes later*
Teammate: GO ATTACK!!!
Me: Shut up.

I was going to vortex nuke with my friend and at that point I really wanted to just vortex nuke my own teammate.
"If you see a stranger, follow him"
Cajun2k1
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands399 Posts
December 06 2010 19:54 GMT
#310
In a 4v4 on Outpost, the protoss player I'm sharing the choke with goes mass cannons without any units in his base, needless to say the opponents just ignored it and went on killing us within 10 mins.
How can you kill, that which has no life?
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
December 06 2010 20:07 GMT
#311
4v4 high ground, opponents do fast ling, me and my inbase teammate hold it off, other 2 are Protoss and wall off completely

later in the game they want to get out and so the one attacks the other pylon, they end up attacking each other hardcore -,-
I play RANDOM!
Oglokoog
Profile Joined August 2010
Czech Republic35 Posts
December 06 2010 23:03 GMT
#312
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?

Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.

Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am

1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch

Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol

he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.

me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)

he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.

ill post a replay when i get home


Please do.
jingle jangle
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
December 07 2010 09:57 GMT
#313
On December 07 2010 08:03 Oglokoog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?

Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.

Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am

1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch

Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol

he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.

me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)

he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.

ill post a replay when i get home


Please do.


I will do at some point pal. was funny shit
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
Vandal_heart
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
December 07 2010 09:58 GMT
#314
Playing the warzone map 2v2 with a random, at the beginning he annnounces he's fast expanding and then going for muta's.I think that's a grand idea, until i notice him expanding on the gold. about 6 minutes in 8 zealots walk past the expansion and just obliterate it.
Him: Well, we've lost.
Him: dont send those roaches it's suicide
20 seconds of kiting later...
Him: oh, good one.

Proceeds to stick with mutas while they put half a dozen cannons in every mineral field and type INCOMING every time he see's anything on the minimap.
Battousai13
Profile Joined September 2010
United States638 Posts
December 07 2010 12:14 GMT
#315
My IRL 2's partner plays with with one hotkey, his hatchery bound to 1. He plants his view directly over his hatchery about 90% of the game.

I don't know how I still laddered 400 games with him...
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
December 07 2010 12:44 GMT
#316
On November 22 2010 14:30 silentreality wrote:
Hmm. Recently played a 2v2 were my teammate decided to mine with one scv, and proceeded to build refineries on every single gas geyser on the map with his other scvs... even mine. I asked him what he was doing and he responded.. "I control the gas".

Good times.


I'm sooooooooooo going to do that next time i play SC2, what a baller strategy.
Can't wait to see peoples reactions
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
December 24 2010 10:24 GMT
#317
Argh, just played the most annoying game. 4v4. me and a teammate proceed to destroy all the enemy bases, only for them to lift off one of the cc's. We then get attacked by our 2 teammates who said "haha and now we lose". annoying as hell
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
kudlaty_true
Profile Joined November 2009
Poland158 Posts
December 24 2010 11:04 GMT
#318
On November 22 2010 14:30 silentreality wrote:
Hmm. Recently played a 2v2 were my teammate decided to mine with one scv, and proceeded to build refineries on every single gas geyser on the map with his other scvs... even mine. I asked him what he was doing and he responded.. "I control the gas".

Good times.


Oh, the LOL.

I came here because we were playing 3v3, us 3 zerg - they were 3 random. Without rush or anything. I get attacked first, obviously I get obliterated, but manage to hide my other hatch and the attack shifted to one of my mates. Now, obviously, I wanted to see why nobody helped me. One guy was making zerglings alone... to small in numbers unfortunatelly, but his not the ... stupid one.
The other zerg put about 15 spine crawlers at his choke and had no forces whatsoever. So i start chatting:
me: red, what are you doing? <ping his choke>
red: what you should have done 3 minutes ago.
<naturally I know I'm speaking to an idiot, so I changed my tone to cynical>
me: you know, this is kinda team game. When someone gets attacked, you are supposed to help him or if you are a baller, go attack one of his bases.
red: DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I HAVE NO UNITS??!?!?
me: uhm, yeah, that's kinda my point.

wait... now is the best part

3rd teammate proceeds to attack one of opponents, fails to do so, but he was quite good. Conversaton:

3rd: red, you still have no units... wtf?
red: don't you see that I'm teching to mutalisks?
3rd: I see you have spire, yes, but where are yor flyers?
red <while his 20 spines bravely fend off attack after attack> I'm safe AS YOU SEE.

Then the 3 mutalisks hatch and in the meantime I get obliterated some more, but again managed to barely stay alive. Then 3rd teammate gets attacked by another player:
3rd: RED, IT'S A TEAM GAME
me: don't worry, he got three mutas, we'll be safe.

I love to be cynical towards morons.... It gives me satisfaction even when I lose. aaah, christmass...
Ahelvin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
France1866 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 18:11:19
December 30 2010 18:11 GMT
#319
I've never played random 2v2 before, and today was my first one.

I'm zerg, my ally is protoss, so I proceed to place an overlord over one of our opponent's ledge to let him warp units later into the game and tell him about it.

To this, he answers :
"k"
"i rush"

... And to know what's next please download this replay for the most awesomesauce cannon rush of all time :D.

Awesomesauce replay
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Maginor
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway505 Posts
December 30 2010 19:23 GMT
#320
On November 25 2010 08:08 Tamburlaine wrote:
Dear zerg allies.

Please do not place creep tumours anywhere fucking near the natural expansions of non-zerg allies.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


You can just kill those if they are in the way. I had this happen to me once when one of my pylons I placed earlier hid a creep tumor behind it, and I couldn't understand why the creep was not retracting. Kept me from expanding for more than 5 minutes. That was more my own fault, though.
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