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Mikan2k4
Profile Joined October 2010
Philippines2 Posts
October 31 2010 10:01 GMT
#141
was playing a coop 2v2 when my protoss buddy (i was zerg) made a ton of cannons when the ai was targeting me... then after 3 waves fending off i found out that he was teching to fast carriers... around 10mins in, my base gets leveled and his 2 carriers come out...
drones go where?
Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
October 31 2010 10:36 GMT
#142
2v2ing was TTvZZ (I was T) and my partner had done nothing but built 2 racks and 3 bunkers around his mineral line. i was scouting and i told him i think mutas are coming, and i was imagining him shitting his pants being scared of zerg while he began to throw up about 10 missile turrets.

i told the enemy to go kill my partner so i can have his minerals, and then a bunch of roaches and mutas rape his 2 racks and 3 bunkers and x missile turrets. i roll out with my thor/marine/tank army and kill both zergs entire base and expansions, but i was an idiot and forgot to keep on making shit around the map, and 3 muta's killed off my last supply depots
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Bear4188
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1797 Posts
October 31 2010 10:47 GMT
#143
Not really my teammates, but people consistently counter my 4v4 mass muta with mass corrupter. So I build like 40 lings and destroy their base.
"I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something." - R. Feynman
leveller
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1840 Posts
October 31 2010 10:57 GMT
#144
On October 21 2010 21:06 BluzMan wrote:
Nothing compares with the SC situation:

1) You are the toss
2) There are 4 zerglings in your minline
3) Ally rushes to help with firebats
4) ...
5) PROFIT!!!


Even better with lurkers... holy god my allys lurkers kills my zealots easily.
Deckkie
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1595 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 11:11:00
October 31 2010 11:09 GMT
#145
On October 21 2010 00:42 mofisto wrote:
As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?

Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.

Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am

1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch

Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol

he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.

me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)

he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.

ill post a replay when i get home



On October 21 2010 00:46 MangoTango wrote:
One time, I moved my CC to my teammate's base because they knew where my base was. I started mining from his minerals but he made me move. So I tried to move to a easily defendable position, but he kept insulting my strategy so I went afk.


Hilarious!! XD
Always look on the bright side of life
Trang
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia324 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 11:12:11
October 31 2010 11:11 GMT
#146
In a 3v3 a teammate decided to 6 worker rush. So me and the other guy joined in, lol. Needless to say, hilarity ensued and even our opponents had a good time too :D
Deckkie
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1595 Posts
October 31 2010 11:15 GMT
#147
2v2 me Terran with another Terran vs 2 Zergs.
My ally rushes to Thors.
But we are in luck, they go both mass Muta.
They attack me, I ping the map, saying: mutas in my base.
he reply's: fuck this, I have only made a ground army. And he instantly leaves the game ><

Never random 2v2 again!
Always look on the bright side of life
Varth
Profile Joined August 2010
United States426 Posts
October 31 2010 12:20 GMT
#148
Every once in a while in random 2s, I will run into a person who STILL HASNT LEARNED that going pure VR isnt that good, ive seen them go pure vr, get rolled, see that theres 20+ muta on the map, and still go vr instead of phoenix.
jabberwocky
Profile Joined August 2010
Singapore59 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 12:26:15
October 31 2010 12:25 GMT
#149
I had a zerg player RUSH for infestors. He built 4 of them with burrow and then proceeded to attack the enemy's base. Goes without saying that a simple scan caught all of them and then he quit.
The Largest Throbbing Member On Earth
YourMom
Profile Joined April 2010
Romania565 Posts
October 31 2010 14:07 GMT
#150
An ally once shot a Ursadak with a tank in siege-mode while SCV's were transfered to the natural right next to it.
I'm very good at making carriers.
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
October 31 2010 14:21 GMT
#151
On October 31 2010 23:07 YourMom wrote:
Ursadak



?
what is this?

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
coddan
Profile Joined May 2010
Estonia890 Posts
October 31 2010 14:29 GMT
#152
On October 31 2010 23:21 mofisto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 31 2010 23:07 YourMom wrote:
Ursadak



?
what is this?



A critter. The bear thing I think.
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
October 31 2010 14:35 GMT
#153
On October 31 2010 23:07 YourMom wrote:
An ally once shot a Ursadak with a tank in siege-mode while SCV's were transfered to the natural right next to it.
Sounds to me like your ally knew his priorities, Ursadaks are serious business.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
October 31 2010 14:36 GMT
#154
On October 21 2010 01:57 speedphlux wrote:
PZ vs PT @ LT.
Me P, mate Z.
He goes 6 pool and I start to think "OK, he knows what he's doing", but after the pool finished, he didn't made any lings. I focused my attention back on my own stuff and 2 minutes later he says to me "can you send me 150 minerals, so that I can make drones?". I look at his base and there are 6 Spine Crawlers, his initial Overlord and ZERO Drones ...



OMFG!! i literally rofl´d.

this beats everything. worst thing i have seen was a P ally attempting an inbase VR proxy. got 6pooled ofc^^
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
Ender Wiggin
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada19 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 14:40:18
October 31 2010 14:38 GMT
#155
he killed his own nexus with the starting 5 probes and left
Ender Wiggin
SaLaYa
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States363 Posts
October 31 2010 14:56 GMT
#156
I had a zerg ally that opened 4 hatches inside his base... needless to say, I was a little confused and doubtful of his grasp of game mechanics.
Cornell 2014 // eYe_am_SaSsY
Amadi
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland139 Posts
October 31 2010 15:08 GMT
#157
Played Zerg pre-patches.

On a more related note, one of my teammates lifted his CC and hid in a corner. Another one worker rushed.
adalcim
Profile Joined August 2009
Germany166 Posts
October 31 2010 15:25 GMT
#158
in a 4v4 a terran teammate stimmed his marines and marauders the whole time without any reason. they had almost no hp and the medivacs lost their energy. he never answered why he did it.
Darthnoko
Profile Joined October 2010
Philippines9 Posts
October 31 2010 15:28 GMT
#159
It was a 3v3 at Typhoon, our team was ZZP. We were doing the usual whatcha getting and the protoss was very silent. He went Forge at around 11-12 supply so the zerg said he's canon rushing, lets rush. After we got our lings out our protoss ally made a pylon by the rocks on the expansion, made a canon and started attacking the rocks with the canons! we were like wtf man and the opponent counter attacked and he didnt have anything and we eventually lost
JTouche
Profile Joined August 2010
United States239 Posts
October 31 2010 15:36 GMT
#160
I had a teammate who went 8gate robo off 1 base -_-
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
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