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On October 21 2010 17:37 Victim wrote:
After seeing the stuff in this thread, I feel pretty bad for complaining about the dumb things my friends do - like abandon all ground unit production for a mid game switch to VRs and then ignore armies without much AA so the VRs can base trade, make 4 gates before cybercore, or 4 Gate expand while attacking builds that accumulate a thousand minerals on 1 base - or whatever stupid coop partners do.
me too
wanted to write something about my protoss-partner going 10+ cannons into mass-void-rays vs double terran.....and complaining why I (!) got destroyed while he is still massing rays without attacking....
but then I saw this ridiculous stuff around and felt I couldn't keep up 
EDIT:
ah, still have a good one; against PT - my partner, Terran, goes for a fast expand; I'm like..."oh..keeh" and mass gateway-units from 4-gate to keep the others busy;
then when I look back at my ally, he has started nothing else but massing thors;
it's funny because he was indeed diamond
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The day i watched Day[9] 200# - I laughed at the guy countering mutas with immortals.
This same day, i played some 2v2, my teammate saw mutas + lings (double zerg enemy) and went... immortals.
I just left the game.
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i swear this is true:
he made pylons in the form of a swastika, yelled H*** H*****! and left the game
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Rather than laughing about a teammate error, I'll share mine.
We were in this tense 4v4, 2 of us could not mining anymore, so for the opposite team. I proposed to micro one of my mate's units (T). I harrassed everywhere possible with his fleets of viking, buying them time, then had to pull back to help them in a big fight and lost all vikings...
Now opponents have several thors, last remnents of their ancient Big Ball Of Death, and are marching towards a mate's hatch (the last one mining) and the terran one said to me "take my tanks, go defend this !".
Thors were under a cliff, where I could go easily and hit Thors withtout taking any hits. I had like 9 or 10 tanks (prepatch) to micro. I WAS READY TO SAVE THE GAME !
And then, my Zerg spirit told me "FUCK CLIFF, RUSH THOR FRONTAL AND SIEGE JUST BEHND DEM THOR !"
A huuuuuuuuge batlle starts, last like 3 seconds, and then no Thors are dead... but all tanks are.
My mate on skype were silent, and suddenly, one asks (on skype) "but... why... didn't you go for the cliff... ?"
My answer was simple.
"I DUNNO LOL."
No need to say, we lost immediately. I was mad at myself for this... But now when we play together, we laugh about this pretty much.
They are still my friends, which is a happy ending at least XD
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Random 2v2. My teammate, a Terran, has like 8 siege tanks. Decides it would be a good idea to march them across the map to our opponent's base.
Little do I know he has move commanded them and not attack move and isn't keeping an eye on them either. So of course a component of our opponent's army (8 marines) intercept the tanks mid transfer. I watched 8 marines kill 8 siege tanks with siege tech.
I didn't know how to respond, I was stunned watching this...
<3 Random team.
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I played like 20 or 30 games with a RL friend on the 4v4 and 3v3 ladders,he plays terran all the way, we win some , we loose some more, we where connected over skype all the time and then at some point he says: "So, you are saying that marauders can use stim ?"
I am still breaking my head over how he could make the stim upgrade so often and not notice this :o
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
Nothing compares with the SC situation:
1) You are the toss
2) There are 4 zerglings in your minline
3) Ally rushes to help with firebats
4) ...
5) PROFIT!!!
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I played a 4v4 where there was only one terran on the opposing team. The guy built nothing but ghosts and nukes, and then dropped 3 nukes on each of his allies base, saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" in chat, then leaving. One of the guys that got nuked kept screaming and asking who nuked him.
What's hilarious is that we were getting demolished. If it weren't for that they would've won.
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On October 21 2010 21:08 KhrisKruel wrote:
I played a 4v4 where there was only one terran on the opposing team. The guy built nothing but ghosts and nukes, and then dropped 3 nukes on each of his allies base, saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" in chat, then leaving. One of the guys that got nuked kept screaming and asking who nuked him.
What's hilarious is that we were getting demolished. If it weren't for that they would've won.
I laughed so hard when I read this i almost suffocated XD
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Saddest part of that game was ur opponents not attacking during those 9 minutes in game, wtf were they doing ? probably realized what u teammate did and LOL with lots of epicness.
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As the title suggests, whats the noobiest thing you've ever witnessed a teammate do?
Ill start it off. Was playing a 2v2 last night. My teammate does nothing for the first 30 seconds (no mining nothing). He then lifts his cc and starts to move it towards my base.
Me: what you doing mate
him: they know my position. i must change position. (bare in mind that this is 1 min in the game)
me: Thats fairly pointless atm
him: no easier to defend, they will never know where i am
1 minute later he proceeds to land his cc next to mine and starts mining from my patch
Me: wtf? (i then ping all the patches close by)
Me: get your own mins lol
he lifts off again then lands next to my ramp, nowhere near any resources, then starts to long distance mine.
me: land here for gods sake (ping map)
him: but its to hard to defend from there, i stay here, much easier
me: is it easier because youve still not built any buildings or units (9 mins in)
he then goes afk. brilliant. Still won though which is all that matters. checked his profile after and hes got almost 300 games but only 20 wins. if he does that every game i can see why.
ill post a replay when i get home
LOL! That is like......So noob, i would be like shouting the whole time!
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i got 2, but they are not as good as yours :D when im playing 2v2 i dont care so much about my mate, well i care if he needs help but now what he is doing cause 90% of time they are doing wierd, really wierd stuffs that im asking my self: does he know something what i dont ?
1. my T mate (i was Z) decided to wall in, OK but he made only SCVs from 2 CCs in one base, i was like OK this is still cool, but after 10min of me harrasing with mutas and trying to defend with rouches they decided to check my mate by medivacs, it could be OK but he didnt have any units and just said: How could they get so many units so early ?! and left.
2. new built !: one base battle cruisers ! yey
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I deliberately placed in Bronze 2v2 and me and a plat friend do the most retarded stuff, its fucking hilarious.
We've rushed/massed every unit pretty much, managed to get into Silver league still after a few games.
out most glorious win in silver was a game when we double rushed only archons, actually managed to break the other ZZ team, but one of their players had about 7 broodlords and 8 corruptors in our base. Archons can never get up to broodlords, so it became this guerilla battle of avoiding the lords and hiding bases while wiping out his starts. We managed to get out like 2 pheonixes which we used to slowly wear down his corruptors with hit and run and regenerating shields...we won.
Its still surprisingly terrible how massing odd units works, we lose to the most awful players.
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this was not my teammate, but an enemy in 3v3:
i was harassing this terrans main with a few lings. i had killed off his scv that was making his racks so he only had scvs to attack, and i killed a few scvs. then i went back outside, waited 30 seconds, and went in again to harass. killed some more, then went back outside and was not able to use those units for about 2 minutes, and then i went up to look again and he was blocked off with full supply depots.
now for the hilarious part: i watched the replay, and he made NOTHING but supply depots at his main, (he literally had 10 depots @ 6 supply) and even lifted and landed his command center behind the depots LOL
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On October 21 2010 02:22 Persev wrote:
"Can you help me defend?". Team mate #2 says "I don't want to get involved."
That one made me LOL.
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On October 21 2010 18:30 CortoMontez wrote:
Team mate attempts a double gas steal...
in my base!
If he gave you control, you could mine out of his geysers you know ;D
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when you play 2 v 2 don't expect much from your partner.
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I was playing 2v2s and 3v3s with my cousin who's pretty bad.
In one 3v3, I was being silly with nydus worms and at one point spawned on in his base cause I saw an attack coming. I ping the map and go "Hey look what I did!" He then proceeds to kill it, then get steam rolled cause my slow ass hydras can't make it in time. "Why did you do that?! I'm the only zerg in the game!" "I thought it was going to kill me..."
I think he was drinking when we played too...his macro is already bad enough -.-
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On October 21 2010 04:31 HyperDeath wrote:
i was in a 2v2 random and my partner was a zerg. it was on twilight fortress. we share a base and he isnt doing anything. After about 30 seconds he finally starts mining minerals. He then writes "I hope your good." we get double rushed, lings and zealots and lose...i have never played a 2v2 random since.
"I hope your good"
I love this fraze. Makes me high.
I haven't met so unpredictable partners however I met tons talkative ones.
They usually start with simple "from"? But it ends at size of my boots or do I like carrots.
As I am tired of this guys I will mention my last conversation.
him: "from?"
me: "Saturn" (kinda joke)
"IDIOT"
"It's sad but somehow no one believes me"
"YOU WANA LOSE?"
"You wana terrorise me?"
silence
silence (meabe he's confused)
silence
"I HOPE YOURE GOOD"
I was back in paradise.
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I would have just killed his CC and moved on killing the enemys just as simple as that 
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