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Lucius2
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany548 Posts
October 20 2010 17:19 GMT
#21
had a 2v2 where my ally went good old infestor into broodlord off 1 base, the best part: we even won, did the enemy team attack with anything they had, it would have been a face roll.

later on he told me that one needs to find new strategies, but im sure that 1 base broodlord is certainly not the way to go...he was diamond in all leagues infact just fooling around.
Persev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States127 Posts
October 20 2010 17:22 GMT
#22
I join 3v3 Random Teams on Ulaan Caverns. I spawn middle position so my expansion is in the front closest to the enemy team. So I fast expand to the natural of my team mates which is right under my main. As my hatch pops my team mate(#1) says "Thats my base".
Team mate #1 does this build, pylon,pylon, gas,gas,forge. For the entire rest of the game he uses probes, cannons to manually attack my expansion to "reclaim his base".

So the situation is pretty bad, its 3 (enemy players team) and 1 player (my crazy team mate #1) vs me. Despite losing alot of drones and eventually my hatch to one "team mate". I still am hopeful of winning. When the enemy team is attacking me, and my team mate who's expansion I "stole" is attacking me I ask Team mate #2," Can you help me defend?". Team mate #2 says "I don't want to get involved."
Be nice!
norterrible
Profile Joined October 2009
United States618 Posts
October 20 2010 17:24 GMT
#23
Played a 4v4 last night against 3 terrans that all went mostly siege tanks. Our terran decides the correct response to this is to take his 20 marines and set up a contain with a planetary fortress and missle turrets outside one of the terran's base. I'm surprised he even managed to get it into a planetary fortress.
kekeke
ToxNub
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada805 Posts
October 20 2010 17:24 GMT
#24
My teammate in 2v2 regularly sends his queens across the map with his army. :/
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 20 2010 17:27 GMT
#25
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.
Komodo
Profile Joined May 2010
Mexico89 Posts
October 20 2010 17:27 GMT
#26
I was playing one time and got teamed with a toss player, he goes for two void's and by that tim i get two medivacs filled with MM. He sended his void rays first and then i catched up with him, but when my medivacs got near his voids he started to kill them and said "dude i just busted his drop".

By the time their armies hit their base he told me "help me you noob".

That was my last 2v2 in two months.
Honor above all, death to the heretic.
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
October 20 2010 17:30 GMT
#27
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


I refuse to believe you.
smoorn
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland66 Posts
October 20 2010 17:31 GMT
#28
my irl friend in 3v3 sometimes opens with 3 supply depots

or yesterday at the start of the game i was looking at his base and he made supply depot at 7, rax at 7 then 2 gases and had 1 scv mining, after like 10mins he made his way into first tank

some other time his first two units created were reaper and hellion, we got double 4gated and ling marauder spammed, they must have laughed so hard when they seen his reaper and hellion :D
i dont know how he can be so bad at this game he played like 100 games already and played broodwar before.

oh and another
so he played protoss and went blink stalkers, had like 20 of them, some dude made pure zealot had like 30 of them and instead of kiting those zealots(not even with charge) he blinked right into them and died, i facepalmed so hard and didnt know if i should cry or what becouse that was the most insanely idiotic thing i have ever seen in starcraft.

and when i asked him on vent why did he do that - he didnt responded. i seriously dont know why we play 3v3s with him it is so frustrating when everyone is at like 100 supply and hes at 30 making turrets 18 turrets around his base when some guy has 5 mutas.
stupidhydro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States216 Posts
October 20 2010 17:34 GMT
#29
I played a 3v3 with my friend and his friend that I've never met. He was great. He decided to proxy barracks with bunkers right next to the cliff of an opponent's base. His conclusion after the game was "darn, high ground is good."
MisterFred
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2033 Posts
October 20 2010 17:35 GMT
#30
Once I had this teammate in a 4v4 build no barracks, and rush to a CC, eng bay, and gas. Then he floated his second CC towards the opponents side of the map and built a PF at one of their naturals. Held off their attacks for a little while, but really, that PF had no shot of lasting. Then dinked around the rest of the game building some dumbass marines and ravens that mostly died.

Oh wait, that was me.
"The victor? Not the highest scoring, nor the best strategist, nor the best tactitian. The victor was he that was closest to the Tao of FFA." -.Praetor
Leindstay
Profile Joined October 2010
Mexico7 Posts
October 20 2010 17:45 GMT
#31
I was playing 2V2 with a friend. We were both playing zerg and decided to do a double 8 pool.
After a while I noticed nothing was happening in his base, but I knew he was not afk (he was behind me).

So I asked, and its happens that he was playing on my base. We didn't have shared control, but as we were doing the exact build he never noticed that he forgot to move back and that he was clicking in empty air. Now he will be remembered for that at least till Starcraft 4.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Minimi][
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany43 Posts
October 20 2010 17:50 GMT
#32
in a 3v3 on arkan citadel, one stupid guy placed his 15 hatch between the 2 rocks on the high ground plateu
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 20 2010 17:54 GMT
#33
On October 21 2010 02:30 Krigwin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


I refuse to believe you.


He had been queued with me the previous game and blamed me for the loss despite being of no use to the team whatsoever (I basically played a 1v2 for 20 minutes and eventually lost).

So, he raged at me for being noob the second game, and I said w/e. So he gets pissed and goes "I can end it right now". I, misinterpreting what he was saying, responded with "yes please just leave, I'd rather 1v2 with your base than 2v2 with you." So... he scv rushed me in spite.

XD
UisTehSux
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States693 Posts
October 20 2010 17:55 GMT
#34
I was playing CS:S and my new Starcraft 2 buddy PM'd me like "Dude I'm so pro with zerg now, I learned this new build and it owns in 2v2 and 3v3." I was like ok lets do it!


He 6 pooled and spent so much time 'microing' his first and only production cycle of zerglings that he got up to 1k minerals.
I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage.
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
October 20 2010 18:00 GMT
#35
On October 21 2010 02:55 UisTehSux wrote:
I was playing CS:S and my new Starcraft 2 buddy PM'd me like "Dude I'm so pro with zerg now, I learned this new build and it owns in 2v2 and 3v3." I was like ok lets do it!


He 6 pooled and spent so much time 'microing' his first and only production cycle of zerglings that he got up to 1k minerals.


wow... i cant imagine those first 6 ever winning a game
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
UisTehSux
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States693 Posts
October 20 2010 18:02 GMT
#36
On October 21 2010 03:00 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 02:55 UisTehSux wrote:
I was playing CS:S and my new Starcraft 2 buddy PM'd me like "Dude I'm so pro with zerg now, I learned this new build and it owns in 2v2 and 3v3." I was like ok lets do it!


He 6 pooled and spent so much time 'microing' his first and only production cycle of zerglings that he got up to 1k minerals.


wow... i cant imagine those first 6 ever winning a game


I'll just say that I had to do a lot of work to keep us in the game, lol.

Then I taught him how to 4gate with Protoss and now he mains as Protoss, lol.
I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage.
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
October 20 2010 18:03 GMT
#37
this is a 3v3.

1 minute: i scout, see they're going mass stalker/banshee/DT or Voidray, i tell everyone
10ish minutes: no one but me has expanded
15ish minutes: we're attacked by mass stalkers, banshees, and a couple of DTs. i'm the only one with detection, and the only one with an army of more then 4 tier 1 units. we hold out, somehow
20ish minutes: i have a 75 food army of roaches, some mutas, and some hydras, plus a few overseers. all three of them attack us. my teammates finally have expansions now. their armies are roughly 12 tier 1 units. we get steamrolled. they weren't even teching.

then they blame imba, etc.



another really good one, was i told my teammate in a 2v2 that both of them were going mass voidrays. to counter this, when the voidrays come, i have more then enough hydras to hold this off with some help from my teammate. so i ping the map, tell him to help. he sends over 20 banshees.

vegetas scanner said my nerd rage was over 9000
kamui8899
Profile Joined September 2010
81 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 18:09:53
October 20 2010 18:09 GMT
#38
Off topic but cool anyway:

2v2 Opponent SCV rushes while his toss partner proxys; They did the same build and won last 7 gmaes at 2v2 diamond around 1000 points....
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
October 20 2010 18:11 GMT
#39
On October 21 2010 02:54 EtherealDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 02:30 Krigwin wrote:
On October 21 2010 02:27 EtherealDeath wrote:
I got scv rushed by my ally on a map with shared ramp.

I kid you not.


I refuse to believe you.


He had been queued with me the previous game and blamed me for the loss despite being of no use to the team whatsoever (I basically played a 1v2 for 20 minutes and eventually lost).

So, he raged at me for being noob the second game, and I said w/e. So he gets pissed and goes "I can end it right now". I, misinterpreting what he was saying, responded with "yes please just leave, I'd rather 1v2 with your base than 2v2 with you." So... he scv rushed me in spite.

XD


I'm serious about to log on right now and drone rush my teammate.
dmg
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 18:14:47
October 20 2010 18:13 GMT
#40
Was doing a 4v4.

One person was Zerg. They weren't really in the thick of things, and I wasn't paying much attention to them. Later in the game, they were attacked and asked for help. I look over, and he has 3 bases, each with three hatcheries and no units but workers.

I should have asked him what was goin' on there, but I just shrugged my shoulders and moved on. I'm not sure I wanted a glimpse into that person's mind.
A wolf remains a wolf, even if it has not eaten your sheep.
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