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baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 02:07:15
September 16 2010 00:59 GMT
#1
now i have thought of a new unit that blizzard will probably steal 4 heart of the swarm expansion but i dont mind if they call it "baller rank" when it reaches 10+ kills

it is called... drumrolll... the hydraroach

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Sentient drew dis unit

now u may be asking baller how does this unit work? well i will tell u my friends. u may think is this just a hydra? no it is not. it is a hydra, sort of. but this hydra is riding on the back of a roach.

but baller, if its not a hydra and its not a roach how does it work? i will explain.

HYDRAROACH FAQ

wat is the cost and supply of the hydraroach?
hydraroach costs 4 supply and costs 175/75, u may say how did u think of this cost and supply well u might notice this is the exact cost and supply of a hydra+roach units 2gether

how do i make the hydraroach?
there r 2 ways 2 make the hydraroach

1. make it with 2 eggs, the hotkey is pressing H and R 2gether. make sure to time this correctly because u may accidentally make a hydra and a roach separately and that would be disaster

2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.

how does a hydraroach move?
a hydraroach moves as fast as a roach. if u have roach speed, it moves as fast as a roach with speed.

wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach?
the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it. but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.

can my hydraroach walk over cliffs?
the roach part cannot but hydra has ability called "dismount" and if u use it near a cliff hydra can walk off roach onto cliff.

can vikings and turrets hit my hydraroach?
yes. they can hit the hydra part of ur hydraroach. but a unit that only hits ground can only hit the roach part.

how does a hydraroach attack?
hydraroach has 2 attacks, 1 from the hydra and 1 from the roach.

how does burrowing work? this seems complicated...
dont worry baller will explain 4 u.

to burrow u must press burrow twice, once to burrow the roach and then to burrow the hydra. to unburrow u need to press it twice as well.

this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord?
this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom. so u can fit 4 into an overlord.

does a hydraroach have any counter?
no. the only counter to a hydraroach is to have more hydraroaches. but thors do good vs hydraroach bc it can kill hydra from long range using air attack then attack the roach.

if u have any tips or tricks or want 2 pre-add hydraroach to liquipedia, plz do so but credit me as the creator of this new unit thx

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SpiDaH
Profile Joined March 2010
France198 Posts
September 16 2010 01:03 GMT
#2
What the hell did I just read
Ndugu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1078 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 02:24:28
September 16 2010 01:04 GMT
#3
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.
Fruscainte
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4596 Posts
September 16 2010 01:04 GMT
#4
I'm enlightened.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
September 16 2010 01:05 GMT
#5
dude, that's SICK
I LOVE IT

btw, some kind of parody of that druid guy on the WoW forums?
Kare
Profile Joined March 2009
Norway786 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:06:38
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#6
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read



I was thinking the same thing while I was reading your comment :D
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zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#7
<3 Baller. You never fail to disappoint!
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Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#8
Not up to your usual standard baller. I'm disappointed.
Life is Good.
Terrorcore
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada132 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:07:17
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#9
Safe to say that I laughed at that =)
sikyon
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada1045 Posts
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#10
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.
Goatlust
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia131 Posts
September 16 2010 01:06 GMT
#11
Best idea to fix zerg yet.
Yokoblue
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada594 Posts
September 16 2010 01:07 GMT
#12
How the fuck did you manage to think about that... got a lot of free time ?

I like the stalker Dt idea better... Would be like Zeratul in SC1 100 damage and Zeratul in SC2... Blink :D
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Warpath
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1242 Posts
September 16 2010 01:07 GMT
#13
I don't understand, baller. I need an analogy for this unit.
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
September 16 2010 01:07 GMT
#14
LOL.
You should write your own game :D
GaussWaffle
Profile Joined May 2010
United States211 Posts
September 16 2010 01:07 GMT
#15
your name is going into the urban dictionary for "wtf"
torm
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada274 Posts
September 16 2010 01:08 GMT
#16
Wow,
SICK New Unit Idea
man!
Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
September 16 2010 01:09 GMT
#17
I only clicked this thread to report it than I saw who the OP was....

lol Baller, u rock sir.
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Dox
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1199 Posts
September 16 2010 01:10 GMT
#18
lmfao this is the greatest thread i've ever read.

this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

hahahaha.
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Pekkz
Profile Joined June 2009
Norway1505 Posts
September 16 2010 01:10 GMT
#19
I really like the idea of two zerg units merge into one better unit. Would be really cool if they did something like that for HotS. Just not a hydra riding a roach, thats retarded.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:11:54
September 16 2010 01:11 GMT
#20
need a cooler name for it though, hydroach! it would be a little more roach than hydra but i think you can imagine the A for hydra. But terran needs a combo unit too, im thinking something along the lines of thortank.
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
September 16 2010 01:11 GMT
#21
wooow, just what the swarm needs!
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DamnCats
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1472 Posts
September 16 2010 01:11 GMT
#22
I came up with something like that earlier, except its called the Banelord. Guess what it shoots instead of broodlings? How awesome would that shit be.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 16 2010 01:12 GMT
#23
On September 16 2010 10:06 Alou wrote:
Not up to your usual standard baller. I'm disappointed.

I have to agree. I can't tell if you tried too hard or didn't try hard enough.

... Is that the goal?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Hikari
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
1914 Posts
September 16 2010 01:12 GMT
#24
+1
Pretty hilarious!
cornwell1961
Profile Joined April 2010
Afghanistan56 Posts
September 16 2010 01:13 GMT
#25
i would buy another copy of sc2 if this will be implimented
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
September 16 2010 01:13 GMT
#26
That was awesome hahahaha, thanks for the laugh :D
Day9 Made Me Do It
Melancholia
Profile Joined March 2010
United States717 Posts
September 16 2010 01:13 GMT
#27
Oh shi- I read through part of it, lol'd, and then halfway through the comments a flag went off in my mind and I thought, "Wait, was that baller?" I shouldn't have had to ask.
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
September 16 2010 01:14 GMT
#28
On September 16 2010 10:11 DamnCats wrote:
I came up with something like that earlier, except its called the Banelord. Guess what it shoots instead of broodlings? How awesome would that shit be.


Ummm.. zerglings?

.. DID I GUESS RITE?!
Day9 Made Me Do It
AnodyneSea
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Jamaica757 Posts
September 16 2010 01:14 GMT
#29
I love you baller, ahahaha such a great read
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Wunder
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2950 Posts
September 16 2010 01:14 GMT
#30
Alamo, is tat u?
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getSome[703]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States753 Posts
September 16 2010 01:15 GMT
#31
I was a little weary when I saw the thread title.

Then I saw the poster ^^ Excellent idea hahaha.

But how much do the roach saddle and hydra parachute upgrades cost?
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
September 16 2010 01:16 GMT
#32
On September 16 2010 10:14 Eeeegor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 10:11 DamnCats wrote:
I came up with something like that earlier, except its called the Banelord. Guess what it shoots instead of broodlings? How awesome would that shit be.


Ummm.. zerglings?

.. DID I GUESS RITE?!

he shoots minerals. imagine how wacky that'd be...
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
September 16 2010 01:17 GMT
#33
omg this wud change the hole meta-game. can u imagine hydroach push?
waffling1
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
599 Posts
September 16 2010 01:19 GMT
#34
retarded, but funny.
lolbad
Profile Joined August 2010
Marshall Islands35 Posts
September 16 2010 01:19 GMT
#35
sick idea bro :D
Soleone
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada80 Posts
September 16 2010 01:21 GMT
#36
Haha, awesome! Saddle and Parachute upgrade, love it!
AJMcSpiffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1154 Posts
September 16 2010 01:24 GMT
#37
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
2. upgrade roach saddle.


I'm all for it, it's time for a Roach Rodeo
If the quarter was in your right hand, that would've been micro
bontez
Profile Joined March 2010
United States165 Posts
September 16 2010 01:26 GMT
#38

2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach.


lol i love baller
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
September 16 2010 01:28 GMT
#39
Ultras should have saddles!
Hultdralisk and Roachtralisk would be perfect
:)
SlowBlink
Profile Joined August 2010
United States102 Posts
September 16 2010 01:28 GMT
#40
This would be so incredibly OP. Zerglings obviously need siege mode and psi storm.
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
September 16 2010 01:29 GMT
#41
Baller, you win again. I completely agree
English
Profile Joined April 2010
United States475 Posts
September 16 2010 01:30 GMT
#42
Actually laughed out loud after seeing the name.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
September 16 2010 01:31 GMT
#43
Makes me sick, yes.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 16 2010 01:31 GMT
#44
the sad part is this parody will be lost on a lot of people

Please stop making up units and posting a thread about it. They always suck.
Geniuszerg
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada454 Posts
September 16 2010 01:32 GMT
#45
i honestly dont know why you wasted your time with this... nice idea (sorta) but the "mounting" feature seems like you stole it from wc3... you've basically remade the archon but with zerg stuff from what it looks like
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
September 16 2010 01:33 GMT
#46
you had me at hydra parachute <3
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Sentient
Profile Joined April 2010
United States437 Posts
September 16 2010 01:34 GMT
#47
Hey guys what's u---OH @#$%

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Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
September 16 2010 01:34 GMT
#48
very nice!

good to have a lighthearted read for once XD

Do yourself a favour and just STFU
JTP
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden34 Posts
September 16 2010 01:35 GMT
#49
wow.. make a protoss unit too, pl0x
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MinoMino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1103 Posts
September 16 2010 01:35 GMT
#50
baller, I love you.
Blah.
ocho
Profile Joined June 2009
United States172 Posts
September 16 2010 01:35 GMT
#51
dude this is so op why would you ever even consider this idea
jaybrundage
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3921 Posts
September 16 2010 01:37 GMT
#52
This is great XD i how about this A colossus on top of a colossus :D
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Thoreezhea1
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States532 Posts
September 16 2010 01:37 GMT
#53
You my friend, are the very DEFINITION of each of the following:
1)troll
3)lol
4)rofl
5)lmao
6)lmfao
7)crazy
8)wtf
9)ummmmlolwut?
What the Fu- REAPERS?!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:38:54
September 16 2010 01:38 GMT
#54
OP is hilarious

On September 16 2010 10:35 JTP wrote:
wow.. make a protoss unit too, pl0x


Zealossus, duh.

Terran is imba, so Thortlecruisers. With concussive shells and stim pack. Don't ask. Just use them.
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ibreakurface
Profile Joined June 2010
United States664 Posts
September 16 2010 01:39 GMT
#55
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this. Think harder next time.

Something like a Dark Templar/Stalker combo would make much more sense. Stalkers get 50 more damage in melee range and invisibility and blink.

Could be the Dark Shrine upgrade for HoTS. When you get the upgrade, you see the epic psi-blade come out where the face goes.


^This is even lamer then the 1st post.
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WaZuP
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany487 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:48:02
September 16 2010 01:40 GMT
#56
I have read about a lot of dumb units and ideas in this forum but this one is so hillarious i like it :D

there should be a feature that lets the roach toss the hydra which lets the hydra go through the armor of a thor or tank...
the hydra lives as a symbiont and then takes control over the terran unit
MisterPuppy
Profile Joined August 2010
161 Posts
September 16 2010 01:41 GMT
#57
THATS SO SICK I'M BARFING
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
September 16 2010 01:42 GMT
#58
My god, I'll have to switch to Zerg if this comes out.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
September 16 2010 01:45 GMT
#59
On September 16 2010 10:34 Sentient wrote:
Hey guys what's u---OH @#$%

[image loading]


upgraded
[image loading]
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mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
September 16 2010 01:45 GMT
#60
why not a hydraultra?

when loading the hydra into overlods, you can carry an additional ultra. thats 4 hydraultras in a drop.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 01:49:36
September 16 2010 01:46 GMT
#61
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http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
September 16 2010 01:49 GMT
#62
No, i don't like this idea. Why is it that new zerg units always have to do with BW units, or 2 already used units mixed together? Why can't we get some brand spankin new units like terrans and protoss get
Relickey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States145 Posts
September 16 2010 01:49 GMT
#63
I lol'd, this was pretty funny I support this unit, since splash only does damage in a horizontal plane this is the perfect unit to deal with the terran tank splash damage!
Beaches and shores
denzelz
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States604 Posts
September 16 2010 01:53 GMT
#64
Man, I lawl'd hard at this.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
September 16 2010 01:53 GMT
#65
On September 16 2010 10:05 Roe wrote:
dude, that's SICK
I LOVE IT

btw, some kind of parody of that druid guy on the WoW forums?


Roach is for Tank
Hydra is for Fite
hydraroach is for Tank and Fite??
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Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
September 16 2010 01:54 GMT
#66
seeing thread title made me sad. seeing OP made me happy. seeing people take it seriously and start criticizing made me sad. I read the OP again and I was happy again. this thread has truly been an emotional rollercoaster.
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Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
September 16 2010 01:54 GMT
#67
It should have another roach on top, which would make it a "zerg hydra burger". The unit should cost $5 and be available to fat terrans only.
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
September 16 2010 01:54 GMT
#68
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Profile Joined May 2010
Liechtenstein1356 Posts
September 16 2010 01:58 GMT
#69
yup.... only baller could write this...
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Profile Joined September 2010
Canada179 Posts
September 16 2010 01:58 GMT
#70
Wow... thats what we call... evolution.
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Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
September 16 2010 02:03 GMT
#71
let it shoot banelings
fuck lag
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10671 Posts
September 16 2010 02:03 GMT
#72
lol this made me laugh.
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
September 16 2010 02:09 GMT
#73
I think hydra parachute should be free and not an upgrade, the unit is useless without it.
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ascoe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Korea (South)133 Posts
September 16 2010 02:12 GMT
#74
ok the picture saved the thread
nodestar
Profile Joined May 2010
36 Posts
September 16 2010 02:13 GMT
#75
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read


The greatest single post ever made on TL.net.. this week.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 16 2010 02:14 GMT
#76
Lol this is actually such a nice idea, those two units really supplement each very well.
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Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
September 16 2010 02:14 GMT
#77
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read



no
Nexic
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States729 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 02:21:56
September 16 2010 02:17 GMT
#78
Lol this reminds me of Tasteless' theorycrafting during GSL about a banshee that shoots DTs.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
September 16 2010 02:18 GMT
#79
[image loading]

Even better !
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
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Profile Joined April 2010
United States42 Posts
September 16 2010 02:18 GMT
#80
that was hilarious!
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
September 16 2010 02:19 GMT
#81
Good call Boblion, NEED MORE LAZERS
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
September 16 2010 02:20 GMT
#82
I want a stuffed Hydraroach, that's so cute n(^___^)n
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aeoliant
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada361 Posts
September 16 2010 02:22 GMT
#83
YES i love this hahahahahaha
thezergk
Profile Joined October 2009
United States492 Posts
September 16 2010 02:22 GMT
#84
Lol this is so stupid yet so awesome. Sadly I dont think anyone will understand the statement u are trying to make lol.
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Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
September 16 2010 02:24 GMT
#85
this will fix zerg.

hope u are listening blizzard.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
September 16 2010 02:26 GMT
#86
ROFL this is hilarious.
First the original idea is brilliant, and second I love the way baller writes.

now u may be asking baller how does this unit work? well i will tell u my friends. u may think is this just a hydra? no it is not. it is a hydra, sort of. but this hydra is riding on the back of a roach.


1. make it with 2 eggs, the hotkey is pressing H and R 2gether. make sure to time this correctly because u may accidentally make a hydra and a roach separately and that would be disaster

2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.


Add a pic of the ultraroach please :D



I might buy SC2 if Blizzard includes the Hydroach in the next expansion.
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ktffang
Profile Joined July 2009
United States120 Posts
September 16 2010 02:29 GMT
#87
is this a joke?
7 times dowm, 8 times up
teekesselchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany886 Posts
September 16 2010 02:30 GMT
#88
Haha I really laughed my ass off, ever since the sentence:
"how does a hydraroach attack?
hydraroach has 2 attacks, 1 from the hydra and 1 from the roach. "
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
September 16 2010 02:30 GMT
#89
haha that is definitely an epic unit. unfortunately, it would make ZvP mainly just a huge massing of this one unit + occasional muta harass
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benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
September 16 2010 02:30 GMT
#90
i always wanted to see a high templar riding a reaver in bw, goodbye zerg ball!
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
Uhh Negative
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1090 Posts
September 16 2010 02:33 GMT
#91
You were high when you posted this, right?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
September 16 2010 02:35 GMT
#92
On September 16 2010 11:30 benjammin wrote:
i always wanted to see a high templar riding a reaver in bw, goodbye zerg ball!


Storm scarab?
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corpsepose
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1678 Posts
September 16 2010 02:36 GMT
#93
this is amazing
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raph
Profile Joined May 2010
United States204 Posts
September 16 2010 02:36 GMT
#94
THE HYDROACH!
Gecko
Profile Joined August 2010
United States519 Posts
September 16 2010 02:40 GMT
#95
I will not lie, this made me laugh
universalwill
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States654 Posts
September 16 2010 02:40 GMT
#96
i'm literally crying from laughter
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
September 16 2010 02:40 GMT
#97
this kinda makes me remember the philosophical argument about why you can't just direct your hydra to jump on a roach

or have an ultralisk jump on an overlord, for that matter
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Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
September 16 2010 02:41 GMT
#98
roach saddles! ive been thinking roaches need another upgrade.
Speak the word...
Gosheto
Profile Joined July 2010
United States3 Posts
September 16 2010 02:44 GMT
#99
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.


Since roaches can carry any zerg unit... can they carry another hydraroach?
Peleus
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia420 Posts
September 16 2010 02:45 GMT
#100
Can the ultra's have saddles too? So we can make Ultrahydraroaches? That would be so sick with an ultra riding around with a hydra roach on each side, the roaches taking out all the ground units with range, hydra providing air cover smashing up everything while the ultra's big blades cut through marines.

How amazing would that be.

+1 for this idea.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
September 16 2010 02:46 GMT
#101
I can just imagine...

T: lololololol noob zerg making hydras time to roll this guy
Z: unburrow, my roaches!
T: FFFUUUUUUUU
:)
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
September 16 2010 02:46 GMT
#102
this would balance zvt
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Befree
Profile Joined April 2010
695 Posts
September 16 2010 02:50 GMT
#103
That'd be sweet if there were like a roachhydra jump animation when they dismount on a cliff. Or maybe have them be able to stack to climb cliffs together? like those things from tremors where they stack up to get up to the people. Maybe just add that as a zergling ability though since zerglings kind of look like those tremor things.

Man you should just go ahead and revamp the whole zerg race with your ideas. Patch 1.baller
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
September 16 2010 02:50 GMT
#104
Baller :D
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Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
September 16 2010 03:04 GMT
#105
Goliaths hard counter this with their double attack upgrade that allows them to shoot ground and air at the same time. Doesn't solve the problems zerg has with terran mech
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phfantunes
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil170 Posts
September 16 2010 03:05 GMT
#106
Hydroach sounds better.
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
September 16 2010 03:07 GMT
#107
lol
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DxL
Profile Joined August 2010
United States12 Posts
September 16 2010 03:11 GMT
#108
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

hahaah
ah thats the stuff
Beren
Profile Joined June 2010
United States514 Posts
September 16 2010 03:12 GMT
#109
this could cause terran tears!
foo
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia109 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 03:14:25
September 16 2010 03:13 GMT
#110
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:

does a hydraroach have any counter?
no. the only counter to a hydraroach is to have more hydraroaches. but thors do good vs hydraroach bc it can kill hydra from long range using air attack then attack the roach.

LOLOL!!!

Heaps good post...
:D
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EliteAzn
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States661 Posts
September 16 2010 03:14 GMT
#111
lol I like the idea.

I like your picture as well
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happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 03:17:21
September 16 2010 03:14 GMT
#112
I lol'd

I wanna see 4 roaches carrying an ultra :D
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 16 2010 03:16 GMT
#113
baller this is one of your better ideas.
the UMP says YER OUT
Beren
Profile Joined June 2010
United States514 Posts
September 16 2010 03:16 GMT
#114
On September 16 2010 11:45 Peleus wrote:
Can the ultra's have saddles too? So we can make Ultrahydraroaches? That would be so sick with an ultra riding around with a hydra roach on each side, the roaches taking out all the ground units with range, hydra providing air cover smashing up everything while the ultra's big blades cut through marines.

How amazing would that be.

+1 for this idea.


YES! This would be like the adrenaline glands for lings, "allows hydra roach to mount ultralisks"

this is the stupidest thread ever but i do have a big smile atm
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 03:17:50
September 16 2010 03:17 GMT
#115
On September 16 2010 12:04 Purind wrote:
Goliaths hard counter this with their double attack upgrade that allows them to shoot ground and air at the same time. Doesn't solve the problems zerg has with terran mech


Holy shit, that's a good point.

You know as soon as the hydraroach comes out (next patch, obviously), the goliath is going to come out too. And it'll come standard with its anti-air missiles, and it'll be able to shoot both ground and air at the same time.

CURSE YOU WIL WHEATON DUSTIN BROWDER!!!
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xiyuema
Profile Joined August 2009
87 Posts
September 16 2010 03:18 GMT
#116
imagine if like a zealot rode a stalker or if u had like a colossus with all these zealots or hight templar on it. reminds me of the lord of the rings with the elephant things
Far out GG
Beren
Profile Joined June 2010
United States514 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 03:20:12
September 16 2010 03:19 GMT
#117
i just realized...

thors would still be OP... mass hydra roach rolls up... 3 thors volley into hydraroach group... were did all my hydra's go?

can the hydra roach magic box?
firebound12
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada274 Posts
September 16 2010 03:19 GMT
#118
LOL

we really need a liquipedia entry for this.
KennyD
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30 Posts
September 16 2010 03:20 GMT
#119
Was very hard to read, please use some resemblance of the English language next time.

Besides that, it is a cool idea that I would like to see in action in a custom map.
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
September 16 2010 03:22 GMT
#120
On September 16 2010 12:20 KennyD wrote:
Was very hard to read, please use some resemblance of the English language next time.

Besides that, it is a cool idea that I would like to see in action in a custom map.

lol, i suggest you find out who baller is
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Quepp42
Profile Joined May 2010
United States96 Posts
September 16 2010 03:25 GMT
#121
haha good post, cracked me up.

the roach part of the hydraroach should be able to have zerglings strapped to its feet like rollerskates.
All it takes to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
We Are Here
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Australia1810 Posts
September 16 2010 03:27 GMT
#122
cool idea :D
On September 16 2010 12:22 0mgVitaminE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 12:20 KennyD wrote:
Was very hard to read, please use some resemblance of the English language next time.

Besides that, it is a cool idea that I would like to see in action in a custom map.

lol, i suggest you find out who baller is
wait, what? who is he??
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Kare
Profile Joined March 2009
Norway786 Posts
September 16 2010 03:27 GMT
#123
Its almost as crazy as having ultras with spine crawlers on their backs.
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 16 2010 03:27 GMT
#124
On September 16 2010 12:27 We Are Here wrote:
cool idea :D
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 12:22 0mgVitaminE wrote:
On September 16 2010 12:20 KennyD wrote:
Was very hard to read, please use some resemblance of the English language next time.

Besides that, it is a cool idea that I would like to see in action in a custom map.

lol, i suggest you find out who baller is
wait, what? who is he??


Jesus.
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Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
September 16 2010 03:29 GMT
#125
SICK
Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
September 16 2010 03:31 GMT
#126
This is a good idea but it would be better if you also added Zergling Shoes, upgraded at the Nydus Network and it lets your roaches put on 4 zergling shoes to let them move as fast as a zergling (metaboost affects this).
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deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
September 16 2010 03:31 GMT
#127
Could you do a similar thing with like 8 banelings on top of an ultralisk? Ultraoctobane or something...
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Ancient.eu
Profile Joined July 2010
Romania621 Posts
September 16 2010 03:31 GMT
#128
Sooo funny.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
September 16 2010 03:32 GMT
#129
No thanks. Not to sound like a dick, but it's not creative and makes little sense. Also, next time you post I think you should use FULL WORDS instead of u, plz, 2gether, and everything else you used. It just makes it not sound like a toddler wrote it. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood but this post sounds really mean. My apologies.
Grachuus
Profile Joined August 2010
United States57 Posts
September 16 2010 03:32 GMT
#130
I'm reading this as a Starship Troopers comedy. I'm not sure if that's the OP's intention or dream in life but it is indeed hilarious.
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 16 2010 03:34 GMT
#131
--- Nuked ---
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
September 16 2010 03:42 GMT
#132
I actually laughed IRL in real life
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9016 Posts
September 16 2010 03:51 GMT
#133
CREEPY.
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
September 16 2010 03:52 GMT
#134
cook sob3k ive always wanted to laugh in real life in real life
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MeteorRise
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada611 Posts
September 16 2010 03:56 GMT
#135
This thread is amazing. The hydra roachs should be able to stack, so you have some baddass roach tower.
Elegance, in all things.
smore
Profile Joined February 2010
United States156 Posts
September 16 2010 03:58 GMT
#136
i really like the pic at the bottom

i would also like to see a pic of an ultra standing on 4 roaches
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
September 16 2010 04:00 GMT
#137
lol that shit is priceless
if this was for real i'd play z instantly
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vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
September 16 2010 04:00 GMT
#138
LOL what are you suggesting here? an overpowered unit that will never be used?
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
September 16 2010 04:01 GMT
#139
I just rofled.
God Bless
Droodjerky
Profile Joined May 2010
United States76 Posts
September 16 2010 04:05 GMT
#140
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.


They did make T, didn't they?
bjwithbraces
Profile Joined April 2010
United States549 Posts
September 16 2010 04:06 GMT
#141
rather have an ultralisk with sporecrawlers that fling banelings at ground units instead
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SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
September 16 2010 04:13 GMT
#142
On September 16 2010 12:31 Vei wrote:
This is a good idea but it would be better if you also added Zergling Shoes, upgraded at the Nydus Network and it lets your roaches put on 4 zergling shoes to let them move as fast as a zergling (metaboost affects this).


You should also be able to Mount a Broodlord on top of your Hydra with an upgrade from the Greater Spire called 'Moustache Hydra Helmet'.
i-bonjwa
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 04:22:33
September 16 2010 04:18 GMT
#143
Hydra Parachute upgrade is now more important in the whole game than Thermal Lance.

p.s. also I don't know who baller is, but he should work professionally as a baller. Seriously, such writing should be paid.
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Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
September 16 2010 04:19 GMT
#144
On September 16 2010 10:17 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
omg this wud change the hole meta-game. can u imagine hydroach push?


!!!!
hydraroach pushes are like, totally going to turn the metagame upside down!!!

i don't think a hydraroach timing attack can be stopped by a terran who only made 1 barrack
I drop suckas like Plinko
TheTeamLiquidTiger
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
September 16 2010 04:27 GMT
#145
rofl, blizzard should hire you
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In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
September 16 2010 04:28 GMT
#146
I lol'd wow haha
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
September 16 2010 04:29 GMT
#147
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.


lol good one
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Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
September 16 2010 04:30 GMT
#148
Please feature this thread!
NotGood-
Profile Joined March 2010
United States134 Posts
September 16 2010 04:31 GMT
#149
such a baller troll post
InfiniteIce
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States794 Posts
September 16 2010 04:34 GMT
#150
LOL. 10/10, i loved it....
esp "hydra parachute"
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FC.Strike
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States621 Posts
September 16 2010 04:35 GMT
#151
that was hilarious, would 5/5
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Phayze
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2029 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 04:36:50
September 16 2010 04:36 GMT
#152
Yep, definitely 5/5, Man, you should be working at blizzard. I can just see the range 3, 4roach ultralisk needing a buff in the future.
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notwelldone
Profile Joined June 2010
92 Posts
September 16 2010 04:36 GMT
#153
So pretty much a Brutalisk then?
Losing is Fun
iammaru
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada38 Posts
September 16 2010 04:45 GMT
#154
Humor is too subjective to judge, so it shouldn't be, not by mods at least, -- and when other posts get banned for saying dumb things without a wink and a nod then there's no reason this one should be allowed to stay when it's saying the same things, only with that wink-and-nod.

Set up a standard for this sort of thing and stick to it. IF you want to be professional, either: it goes in the "blog" section like it rightfully should, or you guys open the floodgates to every inbred cretin that thinks they have something to say and can string together a shitty, shitty joke.
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QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
September 16 2010 04:45 GMT
#155
lol hydra parachute, love it
. . . nevermore
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
September 16 2010 04:50 GMT
#156
Rofl I can't stop laughing, and half of that is after seeing some of the replies.

Baller never dissapoints :D
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DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
September 16 2010 04:50 GMT
#157
This was predicted in 1997, sorry.
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 04:50:42
September 16 2010 04:50 GMT
#158
Thats so epic haha

Hydraroach isn't very original though
jdwashere
Profile Joined September 2010
United States62 Posts
September 16 2010 04:57 GMT
#159
u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.


I cried.
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
September 16 2010 05:04 GMT
#160
Haha, epic Though I think the parachute should come without an upgrade
really?
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
September 16 2010 05:09 GMT
#161
On September 16 2010 13:45 iammaru wrote:
Humor is too subjective to judge, so it shouldn't be, not by mods at least, -- and when other posts get banned for saying dumb things without a wink and a nod then there's no reason this one should be allowed to stay when it's saying the same things, only with that wink-and-nod.

Set up a standard for this sort of thing and stick to it. IF you want to be professional, either: it goes in the "blog" section like it rightfully should, or you guys open the floodgates to every inbred cretin that thinks they have something to say and can string together a shitty, shitty joke.


You're obviously new here so I won't dig into you like others would, or like I might for someone with a lot more posts. Baller is known around TL for making threads, comments, posts, etc. in the same vein as this thread. The reason this thread is so popular and is not blocked by mods has nothing to do with its contents, and everything to do with WHO is posting it.
i-bonjwa
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
September 16 2010 05:11 GMT
#162
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??


I love you baller, hahaha.

Amazing post as always
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
cougar22
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada98 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 05:12:37
September 16 2010 05:11 GMT
#163
Your fan count has now gone up by one.
Sasquatch
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada126 Posts
September 16 2010 05:15 GMT
#164
I think I just peed myself laughing. Hahaha... units that mount other units and then somehow absorb their abilities... blizzard would never do that!

Wait... an archer can mount a hippogryph and then it flies? Fuck.
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DarkspearTribe
Profile Joined August 2010
568 Posts
September 16 2010 05:18 GMT
#165
Baller strikes again
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
September 16 2010 05:21 GMT
#166
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
it is called... drumrolll... the hydraroach


Instant :trollface:
Grachuus
Profile Joined August 2010
United States57 Posts
September 16 2010 05:30 GMT
#167
On September 16 2010 14:09 SichuanPanda wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 13:45 iammaru wrote:
Humor is too subjective to judge, so it shouldn't be, not by mods at least, -- and when other posts get banned for saying dumb things without a wink and a nod then there's no reason this one should be allowed to stay when it's saying the same things, only with that wink-and-nod.

Set up a standard for this sort of thing and stick to it. IF you want to be professional, either: it goes in the "blog" section like it rightfully should, or you guys open the floodgates to every inbred cretin that thinks they have something to say and can string together a shitty, shitty joke.


You're obviously new here so I won't dig into you like others would, or like I might for someone with a lot more posts. Baller is known around TL for making threads, comments, posts, etc. in the same vein as this thread. The reason this thread is so popular and is not blocked by mods has nothing to do with its contents, and everything to do with WHO is posting it.


Not that I am agreeing with the poster but that is his point if I'm reading it correctly. He's saying this post encourages people to post like this. Then people who are just legitimately terrible/stupid will clog the boards with their low quality posting and wonder why they get banned.

I read the ten commandments and I'm pretty sure the whole concept falls under it's TL's house so they kick people out if they want to.
Idiots believe they are infallible. The wise realize they know nothing.
R A V
Profile Joined November 2009
United States217 Posts
September 16 2010 05:36 GMT
#168
Once again Baller enlightens us.

ALL HAIL BALLER.
Jaedong? More like JDAWG
Ducci
Profile Joined April 2009
United States588 Posts
September 16 2010 05:38 GMT
#169
LOL, man I came into this thread thinking it was going to be serious and then proceeded to crack up. Excellent thread, hahaha
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
September 16 2010 05:46 GMT
#170
2 equally garbage units merge to create.... an equally terrible but totally kick-ass unit!
Tiazi
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands761 Posts
September 16 2010 05:48 GMT
#171
hahaha the hydra-parachute. Made my day. Thanks!
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c.Deadly
Profile Joined March 2010
United States545 Posts
September 16 2010 06:04 GMT
#172
I hope TL considers this for the SC2 ProMod.
dimfish
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States663 Posts
September 16 2010 06:05 GMT
#173
I am late to this party (page 9!) but I am in love with hydra-roach, so I showed up anyway

Does anyone know if infestor-hydra-roach can move while burrowed?
johanngrunt
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Hong Kong1555 Posts
September 16 2010 06:14 GMT
#174
This is really really really funny!

but no love for zerglings? they'd make great rides.

or a banezergling, with a baneling riding a zergling.

how about mutas that shoot banelings.

the possiblilites are endless!
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
September 16 2010 06:15 GMT
#175
Blizz should implement this. Hopefully it will shut those nub Z players up.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
September 16 2010 06:16 GMT
#176
What happens if the roach doesn't like the hydra he got paired with and bucks the hydra off?
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Thoro
Profile Joined June 2010
United States57 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 06:24:14
September 16 2010 06:18 GMT
#177
baller, I will destroy you...

FOR TOTALLY STEALING MY IDEA!

Really though, this unit is so great, why does zerg even have drones/overlords/any other unit? Just make hydraroaches free and supply the food that they cost. It would save all that grueling thinking and hotkey memorizing for zerg, and will reduce the size of the game by eliminating the other zerg units, thus allowing people with smaller hard drives to install and play!

I think the Queen of Blades would make a nice Hydraroach.

Oh, and best line: "make sure to time this correctly because u may accidentally make a hydra and a roach separately and that would be disaster"
heishe
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany2284 Posts
September 16 2010 06:24 GMT
#178
zergling baneling anyone? lol
If you value your soul, never look into the eye of a horse. Your soul will forever be lost in the void of the horse.
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 16 2010 06:26 GMT
#179
Terran still would own it
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 16 2010 06:27 GMT
#180
What is this? This is hilariously awesome, and could only have been conceived by a mind far more drunker than mine currently is.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
September 16 2010 06:30 GMT
#181
Awesome unit. The will probably implement this in HotS I always thought Kerrigan should have come riding on an Ultralisk in All-In. She probably forgot to research Ultralisk Sadle...

What would happen when it attains baller rank? Or would that be some sort of achievement on it's own?
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 16 2010 06:30 GMT
#182
damin this idea is like that bear+horse tactic.. everything is fucked if this is to be a unit..

Cowboy Hydra with Raging Roach!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
September 16 2010 06:31 GMT
#183
HAHAHAHAHA! I have SO much homework right now, and it's due in like a couple of hours, but OMFG THAT WAS AMAZING, THANK YOU.
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
September 16 2010 06:32 GMT
#184
On September 16 2010 11:29 ktffang wrote:
is this a joke?



LOL
Day9 Made Me Do It
ZaaaaaM
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1828 Posts
September 16 2010 06:37 GMT
#185
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.

HAHA these comments make these threads even better
<3 baller
no dude, the question
DeusVult
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia3 Posts
September 16 2010 06:40 GMT
#186
2. upgrade roach saddle.


Hahaha love it, i want one.
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
September 16 2010 06:44 GMT
#187
--- Nuked ---
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10304 Posts
September 16 2010 06:46 GMT
#188
i see why Baller is so popular and... *drumroll* "baller"

10/10
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Thoro
Profile Joined June 2010
United States57 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 06:47:07
September 16 2010 06:46 GMT
#189
On September 16 2010 15:44 Barrin wrote:
...
No I dont want my hydralisks and roaches standing on top of each other making them much easier to splash.

<3


The hydra can't be hit by ground-only attacks. Therefore, siege tank splash wouldn't affect it.

Geez man, did you even READ the geniusness of this post?
Barett
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada454 Posts
September 16 2010 06:50 GMT
#190
O god my eyes! XC
Gym, Video Games, Laundry.
zaubb
Profile Joined June 2010
Austria8 Posts
September 16 2010 06:52 GMT
#191
On September 16 2010 15:37 ZaaaaaM wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.

HAHA these comments make these threads even better
<3 baller


i'm still laughing so hard, this is one of the best threads ever!
<3 you baller, sir!
vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
September 16 2010 06:55 GMT
#192
I went into this thread thinking there was a genuinely good idea. Somehow I ended up laughing a bit too much instead... mental images of the hellion scenario is comedy gold in the morning.
Nilaus
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark159 Posts
September 16 2010 06:57 GMT
#193
I can't believe the amount of people who actually think this crap is a good idea.

* It is unoriginal (combining 2 known units is boring)
* It is boring (doesn't add anything new)
* It has bad mechanics (2 eggs and multiple hot keys)
* Blizzard would never do something this boring...

One thing that I sort of like is the idea that 2 different Zerg units could merge into a third Zerg unit, it would be a nice change from the evolution of one creature into another.
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
September 16 2010 07:03 GMT
#194
On September 16 2010 15:57 Nilaus wrote:
I can't believe the amount of people who actually think this crap is a good idea.

* It is unoriginal (combining 2 known units is boring)
* It is boring (doesn't add anything new)
* It has bad mechanics (2 eggs and multiple hot keys)
* Blizzard would never do something this boring...

One thing that I sort of like is the idea that 2 different Zerg units could merge into a third Zerg unit, it would be a nice change from the evolution of one creature into another.

In the ever appropriate words of Day9, "R U, Fo Relah!?"

O_o?
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
zaubb
Profile Joined June 2010
Austria8 Posts
September 16 2010 07:04 GMT
#195
On September 16 2010 15:57 Nilaus wrote:
I can't believe the amount of people who actually think this crap is a good idea.

* It is unoriginal (combining 2 known units is boring)
* It is boring (doesn't add anything new)
* It has bad mechanics (2 eggs and multiple hot keys)
* Blizzard would never do something this boring...

One thing that I sort of like is the idea that 2 different Zerg units could merge into a third Zerg unit, it would be a nice change from the evolution of one creature into another.

muahahaha
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
September 16 2010 07:12 GMT
#196
On a serious note, the idea of fusion zerg is not bad, with the whole morph idea already in place. I would like, for example, two zerglings to morph into a hydra, for a price. This would give zerg stronger antiair and would definitely improve zergs ability to adapt, which is crucial for a reactionary race.
_ContempT
Profile Joined August 2010
United States35 Posts
September 16 2010 07:12 GMT
#197
Here, I was expecting something serious.

Scroll down, and lo and behold, THE HYDRAROACH!

Commence laughing followed by a swift punch to your face for making me spill water on myself.
Biggy is mild and good taste! o_O
ChaosEdge
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2 Posts
September 16 2010 07:16 GMT
#198
The idea isn't incredibly original but it looks funny. I don't see this unit happening lol
sup
Demand2k
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Norway875 Posts
September 16 2010 07:16 GMT
#199
On September 16 2010 15:57 Nilaus wrote:
I can't believe the amount of people who actually think this crap is a good idea.

* It is unoriginal (combining 2 known units is boring)
* It is boring (doesn't add anything new)
* It has bad mechanics (2 eggs and multiple hot keys)
* Blizzard would never do something this boring...

One thing that I sort of like is the idea that 2 different Zerg units could merge into a third Zerg unit, it would be a nice change from the evolution of one creature into another.


You got self-schooled
SkCom
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada229 Posts
September 16 2010 07:19 GMT
#200
oh shi!
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
September 16 2010 07:22 GMT
#201
No, I think you misunderstand Blizzard's intentions with regard to the zerg race- see, what you propose would be a good unit.
Mr.Pyro
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Denmark959 Posts
September 16 2010 07:42 GMT
#202
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.


Y'think?
P⊧[1]<a>[2]<a>[3]<a>tt | P ≝ 1.a.2.a.3.a.P
Gautz
Profile Joined May 2010
192 Posts
September 16 2010 07:43 GMT
#203
wtf, what did i just read through O_o

why! ;<
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
September 16 2010 07:48 GMT
#204
I see romanian people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're romanian.

On topic: This is awesome!
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
ensis
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany340 Posts
September 16 2010 07:49 GMT
#205
On September 16 2010 10:06 Kare wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read



I was thinking the same thing while I was reading your comment :D



I was thinking the same thing while I was reading your comment
this is Day[9] Daily #266 where we learn to be a better substractor- - - - - - - - - - - - -even Chuck Norris watches Day[9] Daily - - - - - - - TL ban policy sucks ratsass
Hagan
Profile Joined February 2010
Luxembourg34 Posts
September 16 2010 08:15 GMT
#206
HAHA, you made my day, Mr. Sir Baller!
thundertoss
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1166 Posts
September 16 2010 08:22 GMT
#207
geeeee thanks baller! expect to see this in patch 1.awesome.
Underneath David Kims banelings is another control group of banelings.
yomi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States773 Posts
September 16 2010 08:27 GMT
#208
lol best thread in a long time
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
September 16 2010 08:41 GMT
#209
On September 16 2010 11:44 Gosheto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.


Since roaches can carry any zerg unit... can they carry another hydraroach?


Oh lord, I think we have a RoachRoachRoachRoachHydraRoach coming against us
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
September 16 2010 08:43 GMT
#210
baller does not disappoint.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
September 16 2010 08:44 GMT
#211
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

i dunno lol
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
September 16 2010 09:01 GMT
#212
Lol, no one but baller would make a post like this.
Haha I love baller <3

And lol at the people who don't get it
Therick
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway324 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 10:01:13
September 16 2010 10:00 GMT
#213
[image loading]


User was temp banned for this post.
Lift. Laugh. Love. <3
OnFire
Profile Joined July 2010
324 Posts
September 16 2010 10:04 GMT
#214
Amazing.
The name is weird though, you can remove the "-ra" part in "Hydra" and just name it "Hydroach".
It sounds better.
Also, the way it created is to complex. Just make it so it's created like an Archon basically, you need a Hydra and a Roach to create one Hydroach.
HYDRA - EFFORT - LETA
PimpMobeel
Profile Joined August 2010
120 Posts
September 16 2010 10:31 GMT
#215
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:



wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach?
the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it.


does a hydraroach have any counter?
but thors do good vs hydraroach bc it can kill hydra from long range using air attack then attack the roach.


So... How would the thor shoot the hydralisk if it can't see it?
BBS
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany204 Posts
September 16 2010 10:35 GMT
#216
I actually don't like the units name, I'd rather call it.. imba?
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
September 16 2010 10:36 GMT
#217
why not just make a hydraroachlisk? a hydraroach on top of an ultralisk? i would just insta leave if i saw that unit on the field.
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Thall
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Switzerland214 Posts
September 16 2010 10:38 GMT
#218
haha this is so baller :D I just keep laughing when i think of an overlord with 4 roaches hanging out of it !
This strategy is made of balls ! - Nick "Tasteless" Plott, during GSL cast
zaubb
Profile Joined June 2010
Austria8 Posts
September 16 2010 10:39 GMT
#219
wow, actually, if i was mod here, i would deal out many many bans and warnings for annoying stupidity...
Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 10:45:18
September 16 2010 10:44 GMT
#220
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read



What the hell kind of pictures did i just look at?

EDIT::

On September 16 2010 19:00 Therickz wrote:
[image loading]



LOLOL
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
DminusTerran
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1337 Posts
September 16 2010 11:13 GMT
#221
On September 16 2010 19:39 zaubb wrote:
wow, actually, if i was mod here, i would deal out many many bans and warnings for annoying stupidity...


Wow, actually, if I was a hippopotamus, I would be aggressively territorial and attempt to acquire an impressively large herd of females...
DarkspearTribe
Profile Joined August 2010
568 Posts
September 16 2010 11:45 GMT
#222
On September 16 2010 20:13 DminusTerran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 19:39 zaubb wrote:
wow, actually, if i was mod here, i would deal out many many bans and warnings for annoying stupidity...


Wow, actually, if I was a hippopotamus, I would be aggressively territorial and attempt to acquire an impressively large herd of females...

LOL. That's great
Whalecore
Profile Joined March 2009
Norway1110 Posts
September 16 2010 11:47 GMT
#223
Whahahaha i laughed man, gj! :D
Playgu
Special Endrey
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany1929 Posts
September 16 2010 11:58 GMT
#224
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read



indeed - gz to your imagination skillZ :D
This signature is ruining eSports - -Twitter: @SpecialEndrey
xtfftc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2343 Posts
September 16 2010 12:01 GMT
#225
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.

I don't think this will work well enough. Instead, the upgrade should be hydra riding skill. Then you can get various combinations such as:
- 4lings1hydra. Quick but fragile unit. Also, the two lings at the back can not use their melee attack
- 2hydras1ultra. The hydras mount the ultra and awesomeness ensues. Unfortunately, due to how powerful this unit is, the hydras on top take control over the zerg player and micro the forces on their own. If a second ultra hydra is made, they would fight each other until only one remains.
Tiwo
Profile Joined March 2009
Netherlands306 Posts
September 16 2010 12:01 GMT
#226
Look at your hydralisk,
now back to me,
now back to your hydralisk,
now back to me,
sadly he isn't me,
look down, back up.
where are you?

....

I'm on a roach! *whistles*
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
September 16 2010 12:04 GMT
#227
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach?
the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it. but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.


This was my favourite bit, haha

Good laugh on the whole
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
September 16 2010 12:15 GMT
#228
Yo check it - When the roach hangs under the ovie, in the ovies tentacles n' stuff... You just got yourself a flying roach. What's up now bitches? How you like me now colossus? Roach all up in yo grill.
MiyaviTeddy
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada697 Posts
September 16 2010 12:18 GMT
#229
I approve.

Wait... I have a new idea.

Ultramutalisk
Aiyeeeee
TechDeft
Profile Joined August 2010
United States211 Posts
September 16 2010 12:37 GMT
#230
On September 16 2010 10:14 Wunder wrote:
Alamo, is tat u?

if cat durid iz 4 fite, then hydraroach iz 4 DISSTRUCKSHUN
Obstbaum
Profile Joined July 2010
Switzerland224 Posts
September 16 2010 12:38 GMT
#231
i loled
Hunch
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada336 Posts
September 16 2010 12:39 GMT
#232
lol at the pic but no....this isn't some lame flash game were the creator got lazy, if sc2 is gonna have a new unit it better more bad ass then that
I have a Hunch.770
DarkspearTribe
Profile Joined August 2010
568 Posts
September 16 2010 12:40 GMT
#233
OMG GUYS I HAVE BETTER IDEA

ULTRAHYDRAS - 5 hydralisk riding 1 ultralisk :D
torm3ntin
Profile Joined October 2009
Brazil2534 Posts
September 16 2010 12:41 GMT
#234
Baller, can u please explain it graphicwise...

Its hard to understand the hydraroach stuff
Grubby and Ret fan, but a TERRAN player :D
TechDeft
Profile Joined August 2010
United States211 Posts
September 16 2010 12:41 GMT
#235
Personally, I'd rather see the Ultraling, with an Ultra riding a small army of zerglings like a Persian king. Ultralisk speed problems off creep? I DON'T THINK SO

The best part is, the Ultra protects the lings directly underneath it, so you can use the Ultraling as a ghetto zergling drop against T with siege defense.
kojinshugi
Profile Joined August 2010
Estonia2559 Posts
September 16 2010 12:42 GMT
#236
I want a Mareapershee. A Marauder strapped to a perma-cloaked Banshee that shoots Reapers at a rate of 2 per second.
whatsgrackalackin420
MindRush
Profile Joined April 2010
Romania916 Posts
September 16 2010 12:43 GMT
#237
it looks like the hydra is banging the roach doggy style
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
September 16 2010 12:51 GMT
#238
this was epic :D
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
SilverPotato
Profile Joined July 2010
United States560 Posts
September 16 2010 12:53 GMT
#239
If only, if only.

TY so much baller
"The ability to learn faster than your competitors may be the only sustainable competitive advantage." ~Arie de Geus
clickrush
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Switzerland3257 Posts
September 16 2010 13:08 GMT
#240
pretty baller and funny idea give us more of these!
oGsMC: Zealot defense, Stalker attack, Sentry forcefieldu forcefieldu, Marauder die die
mogdude
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany3 Posts
September 16 2010 13:18 GMT
#241
best post since beta haha lmao
Kao
Profile Joined July 2010
24 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 14:55:59
September 16 2010 13:34 GMT
#242
lol xD

my ideas:

Infestor buff: after infestor die parasite still control the mind of the unit for at least 3 seconds

Queen new skill called Esnare 50 energy (great to help banelings early game)
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19045 Posts
September 16 2010 14:31 GMT
#243
I think "Roachalisk" is a better name.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Thoro
Profile Joined June 2010
United States57 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 15:22:47
September 16 2010 15:22 GMT
#244
On September 16 2010 21:40 DarkspearTribe wrote:
OMG GUYS I HAVE BETTER IDEA

ULTRAHYDRAS - 5 hydralisk riding 1 ultralisk :D


I have a better idea.

Hydraultras.

5 ultralisks riding 1 hydralisk.

I can imagine the game chat now...

"I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY OWNING.
Karthane
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1183 Posts
September 16 2010 15:26 GMT
#245
THis is the stupidest thread i've ever seen on Team Liquid.


But i lol'd.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
September 16 2010 15:27 GMT
#246
Baller has once again blown my mind. BLIZ, hire him already!!!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8063 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 15:48:20
September 16 2010 15:47 GMT
#247
This is the single most awesome unit(s) ever. Made my day.
Existor
Profile Joined July 2010
Russian Federation4295 Posts
September 16 2010 15:53 GMT
#248
Delete double "ra"

and call it "Hydroach"
cyrus.beacon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States22 Posts
September 16 2010 15:55 GMT
#249
On September 17 2010 00:22 Thoro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 21:40 DarkspearTribe wrote:
OMG GUYS I HAVE BETTER IDEA

ULTRAHYDRAS - 5 hydralisk riding 1 ultralisk :D


I have a better idea.

Hydraultras.

5 ultralisks riding 1 hydralisk.

I can imagine the game chat now...

"I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY OWNING.


I think Hydralisks should shoot Ultralisks instead of spines. And Ultralisks should have a special ability called "nutcracker" that costs 50 energy and punches your opponent in the balls.
Kokosaft
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany172 Posts
September 16 2010 16:14 GMT
#250
dude, whats wrong with you ?

awesome idea though, i'd love to see the ultralisk riding 4 roaches
cocosoft
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1068 Posts
September 16 2010 16:31 GMT
#251
What is this I don't even...

(Kind of funny though)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zog
Profile Joined September 2010
57 Posts
September 16 2010 16:41 GMT
#252
I can't stop laughing, really, I think i will finish the read at home. Such an idea !
kmkkmk
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany418 Posts
September 16 2010 18:28 GMT
#253
Can't stop laughing, help me, need air, breath, help.
Fizbin
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada202 Posts
September 16 2010 18:38 GMT
#254
u should change the name to the "idra" and make it bad manner when u click it to much LOL
just the tip
Toadily
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States837 Posts
September 16 2010 19:31 GMT
#255
On September 17 2010 00:53 Existor wrote:
Delete double "ra"

and call it "Hydroach"


Agreed, sounds and flows with the tongue better
Typhon
Profile Joined July 2009
United States387 Posts
September 16 2010 20:15 GMT
#256
This sounds so ridiculous until you realize Night Elves have always had this ability.
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
September 17 2010 19:16 GMT
#257
Haha. Awesome as always from baller.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
September 18 2010 03:23 GMT
#258
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.


awesome post, sad everyone missed this
Ashera
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada202 Posts
September 18 2010 03:35 GMT
#259
Haahhaha the best idea ever. I like the cliff scaling mechanic too.
Viva la Vida
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
September 18 2010 03:38 GMT
#260
Fund it, I want to see this happen by the end of the year.
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
PeT[uK]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States412 Posts
September 18 2010 03:38 GMT
#261
i just threw up in my mouth
How Happy Are the Blameless Vestals Lot.
jeebuzzx
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada365 Posts
September 18 2010 03:40 GMT
#262
lol needs to be in patch 1.11
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 18 2010 03:42 GMT
#263
This is beautifully similar to my thoughts that Zealots should have voidray arms instead of psi blades and be able to ride Immortals. This would clearly repair PvT to ensure a fair and balanced form of gameplay.
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
September 18 2010 03:42 GMT
#264
ban
I get it.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
September 18 2010 03:45 GMT
#265
On September 18 2010 12:42 slam wrote:
ban


baller is a rumored admin alt so if anyone gets banned it's more likely you
humanimal
Profile Joined June 2010
United States151 Posts
September 18 2010 03:51 GMT
#266
does this open up elevator tactics? quick gas to elevator hydras into a base? xD
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-18 04:01:41
September 18 2010 03:52 GMT
#267
Why does this guy not have a content star yet?
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
September 18 2010 03:53 GMT
#268
I almost choked on my drink when I saw the picture.
connoisseur
ckw
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1018 Posts
September 18 2010 03:55 GMT
#269
I think with this us Zergs would finally be able to take on tanks?
Being weak is a choice.
Kpyolysis32
Profile Joined April 2010
553 Posts
September 18 2010 04:33 GMT
#270
What about a drone roach? Speed roaches move faster than drones, so you could seriously increase the money you get out of a saturated base by this method. Also, what happens when you get tunneling claws for the roach then burrow them both? Can the roach pull the other units underground? And if you make a baneling roach, will the baneling explode to hurt air like a scourge? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Man, do I not keep this up to date, or what?
St. Fu
Profile Joined August 2010
United States75 Posts
September 18 2010 08:01 GMT
#271
A baller unit would be a broodlord that shot out banelings.
Sprouter
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1724 Posts
September 18 2010 08:04 GMT
#272
zerg need brutalisks to win
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
September 18 2010 08:14 GMT
#273
On September 18 2010 17:01 St. Fu wrote:
A baller unit would be a broodlord that shot out banelings.


banelord? I wanna see banelordlords.
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GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
September 18 2010 08:17 GMT
#274


2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.




WTF.

But funny idea though, I couldnt stop laughing for minute :3
"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
Askesis
Profile Joined September 2010
216 Posts
September 18 2010 08:58 GMT
#275
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.

o rly?
guitarizt
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1492 Posts
September 18 2010 10:08 GMT
#276
I have a better idea let's just kill the roach, buff ling attack speed, fix hydras, and bring back lurkers.
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” - Hemingway
rohans
Profile Joined September 2010
United States14 Posts
September 18 2010 10:09 GMT
#277
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

lol
Buhlbaid
Profile Joined September 2010
Spain32 Posts
September 18 2010 10:31 GMT
#278
It is actually a sick idea. And makes a lot of sense since the Hydra is so slow and has no legs. +1 vote for me. Just copy it blizzard :D
"There is no subjetct so old that something new cannot be said about it." -Dostoievski
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
September 18 2010 12:37 GMT
#279
this is sad.

until before this thread i saw baller as someone who posts a funny comment when he can come up with one.

but this thread just crushed that. i guess he turned into just another attention whore.

People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
Tachion
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada8573 Posts
September 18 2010 12:39 GMT
#280
On September 18 2010 17:14 Pholon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2010 17:01 St. Fu wrote:
A baller unit would be a broodlord that shot out banelings.


banelord? I wanna see banelordlords.

Is that a banelord that shoots out broodlords?
i was driving down the road this november eve and spotted a hitchhiker walking down the street. i pulled over and saw that it was only a tree. i uprooted it and put it in my trunk. do trees like marshmallow peeps? cause that's all i have and will have.
NoXious90
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom160 Posts
September 18 2010 12:45 GMT
#281
i think infested terrans should be able to shoot out queens, personally
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
September 18 2010 12:50 GMT
#282
ultrabrood, they shoot ultralisks.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
September 18 2010 13:08 GMT
#283
How is this funny at all? I mean I normally love baller but this shit was not funny, it seems as if people are just being fanboys by praising this thread.
lalala
Orion_2kTC
Profile Joined May 2010
United States80 Posts
September 18 2010 13:28 GMT
#284
Dude, get a new keyboard. Clearly your shift keys are broken.
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
September 18 2010 13:37 GMT
#285
hahaha epic OP, though i think the name of Rodra would be better
Maeldun
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia169 Posts
September 18 2010 13:43 GMT
#286
Firstly, lol. Awesome OP.

Secondly, I'd actually like to see blizzard implement something like this. Putting hydras onto ultras makes a little more sense but is too late game. Imo putting them on a roach could be a baller midgame upgrade (kinda like WC3 with the hippo riders, but not so gay and useless).
Kazang
Profile Joined August 2010
578 Posts
September 18 2010 13:54 GMT
#287
On September 18 2010 21:50 lindn wrote:
ultrabrood, they shoot ultralisks.


Only if terran can have the Dark Banshee.

A Banshee that shoots Dark Templar.
Sapphire.lux
Profile Joined July 2010
Romania2620 Posts
September 18 2010 13:56 GMT
#288
Is this a serious suggestion?
Head Coach Park: "They should buff tanks!"
BlueStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Bulgaria1166 Posts
September 18 2010 14:08 GMT
#289
how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord?
this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom. so u can fit 4 into an overlord.

I love that part! HAHA XD
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InTriX
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom149 Posts
September 18 2010 16:54 GMT
#290
RoachUltra sounds awsome. Battle cruiser vs a flying ultralisk who would win??
Life is Not worth Dying for.
Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
September 19 2010 18:39 GMT
#291
On September 18 2010 22:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Is this a serious suggestion?


Romanians eeveeryywheereee. Seriously people? Amazing thread btw.
Special Tactics
sjschmidt93
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2518 Posts
September 19 2010 19:07 GMT
#292
Grammar.

Learn it.
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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
September 19 2010 19:08 GMT
#293
On September 20 2010 04:07 sjschmidt93 wrote:
Grammar.

Learn it.


Satire.

Learn it.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
leakingpear
Profile Joined March 2006
United Kingdom302 Posts
September 19 2010 19:12 GMT
#294
On September 20 2010 04:08 Ketara wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2010 04:07 sjschmidt93 wrote:
Grammar.

Learn it.


Satire.

Learn it.


French.

Learn it.

Or don't it's entirely up to you but having another language on your resume can be helpful.
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 19:17:51
September 19 2010 19:17 GMT
#295
On September 20 2010 04:12 leakingpear wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2010 04:08 Ketara wrote:
On September 20 2010 04:07 sjschmidt93 wrote:
Grammar.

Learn it.


Satire.

Learn it.


French.

Learn it.

Or don't it's entirely up to you but having another language on your resume can be helpful.


Stop.

Learn it.

On a serious note, Baller post man ^^
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
Geekpower2000
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5 Posts
September 19 2010 19:27 GMT
#296
Suggest a name change to "rolisk" or "Hydrolich".
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 19 2010 19:27 GMT
#297
Best. Idea. Ever.
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Shardz
Profile Joined August 2010
United States349 Posts
September 19 2010 19:28 GMT
#298
They should add flying Ultralisks into the game, that would be awesome!
Oh Hi
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
September 19 2010 19:33 GMT
#299
I wish Zerg had "Bane Worms". Nydus Worms that explode when they die.
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NightOfTheDead
Profile Joined August 2009
Lithuania1711 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 19:51:24
September 19 2010 19:50 GMT
#300
Ultralisk should be able to mount zergling, imagine how cool that be? Imagine how fast he could run and pwn noobs when they least expect it?
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
September 19 2010 19:51 GMT
#301
Baller you're getting formulaic.
drlame
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden574 Posts
September 19 2010 20:11 GMT
#302
Baller has done it again. This was pretty funny and probably not completely off (blizz might make a "fusionunit" for the expansion...).
btlyger
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States470 Posts
September 19 2010 20:19 GMT
#303
OP's name describes it all. "baller"
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Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
September 19 2010 20:46 GMT
#304
On September 18 2010 22:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Is this a serious suggestion?

Is this a serious post?
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
September 19 2010 20:57 GMT
#305
On September 20 2010 04:50 NightOfTheDead wrote:
Ultralisk should be able to mount zergling, imagine how cool that be? Imagine how fast he could run and pwn noobs when they least expect it?

60 zerglings clench to each other and form 4 wings on the ultralisk, making him run at speedling speed :D
gillon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1578 Posts
September 19 2010 20:59 GMT
#306
FUND IT
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Sapphire.lux
Profile Joined July 2010
Romania2620 Posts
September 19 2010 21:03 GMT
#307
On September 20 2010 03:39 Glaven wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2010 22:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Is this a serious suggestion?


Romanians eeveeryywheereee. Seriously people? Amazing thread btw.

Gona eat you're heart
Head Coach Park: "They should buff tanks!"
Sapphire.lux
Profile Joined July 2010
Romania2620 Posts
September 19 2010 21:04 GMT
#308
On September 20 2010 05:46 Nydus Wurm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2010 22:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Is this a serious suggestion?

Is this a serious post?

You are not serious!
Head Coach Park: "They should buff tanks!"
IamWalz
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada5 Posts
September 19 2010 22:45 GMT
#309
Plz name it the Hydroach. Flows off the tongue better. amazing fun read.. lol, nerd!
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IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
September 19 2010 22:54 GMT
#310
On September 17 2010 00:55 cyrus.beacon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2010 00:22 Thoro wrote:
On September 16 2010 21:40 DarkspearTribe wrote:
OMG GUYS I HAVE BETTER IDEA

ULTRAHYDRAS - 5 hydralisk riding 1 ultralisk :D


I have a better idea.

Hydraultras.

5 ultralisks riding 1 hydralisk.

I can imagine the game chat now...

"I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY OWNING.


I think Hydralisks should shoot Ultralisks instead of spines. And Ultralisks should have a special ability called "nutcracker" that costs 50 energy and punches your opponent in the balls.

I lol'd so darn much at this. You should take over from baller...
Forever Vulture.. :(
OHtRUe
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States283 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-20 02:06:36
September 20 2010 02:05 GMT
#311
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.

That is a terrible idea what retard would implement this in there game? Oh wait

The sad thing is that a troll could design a better unit than blizzard ever could~

Also amazing amazing post <3
RedSword
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada53 Posts
September 20 2010 04:41 GMT
#312
I disagree with the 4 per ovie thing but rest is plainly awesome.

This with ultra-queen too.

There should be a slight (2-3%) slower roach so it feels more real.
SUSUGAM
Profile Joined November 2007
United States177 Posts
September 20 2010 04:46 GMT
#313
lmfao @ hydra parachute
bisufanboi049
Zamiel
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States211 Posts
September 20 2010 07:01 GMT
#314
how did this thread get to 16 pages
"Mech is at the store buying groceries and you attack him at home. You burn his house down. And then he comes home and puts out the fire, and then you burn down the grocery store so he can't buy more groceries."
SuperCobra
Profile Joined September 2010
47 Posts
September 20 2010 07:19 GMT
#315
rofl, thanks 4 this nice post !
btw,
hydra parachute upgrade + roach speed upgrade = hydraroach Paraglider ? !

Sqq
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway2023 Posts
September 20 2010 07:26 GMT
#316
wat
Dead girls don't say no.
St4rfire
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark6 Posts
September 20 2010 07:29 GMT
#317
Love it... =D

Only two things: What about the range issue? Do the roach get same range as the hydra, or does this nerf the long range of the hydra, so that the roach part will keep on moving closer till it reaches its range? (that will be an when tanked or Forcefielded)

Will the hydra part be able to fire while moving?

XXXO
If you're reading this, you make me happy =D
St4rfire
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark6 Posts
September 20 2010 07:51 GMT
#318
On September 20 2010 16:19 SuperCobra wrote:
rofl, thanks 4 this nice post !
btw,
hydra parachute upgrade + roach speed upgrade = hydraroach Paraglider ? !


Thats funny as hell!!! =D
If you're reading this, you make me happy =D
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
September 20 2010 08:19 GMT
#319
haha i was quite amused
Alwayzbboy
Profile Joined September 2010
Malaysia11 Posts
September 20 2010 14:15 GMT
#320
DOPE
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billyX333
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-20 14:20:53
September 20 2010 14:19 GMT
#321
On September 20 2010 03:39 Glaven wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2010 22:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Is this a serious suggestion?


Romanians eeveeryywheereee. Seriously people? Amazing thread btw.

lmao, its funny how thats always true
"wow wtf, poster doesnt recognize sarcasm? must b romanian"
bNy
Profile Joined August 2010
84 Posts
September 20 2010 14:25 GMT
#322
HAHHAHA this was hilarious reading :D
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ReadySteady
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands34 Posts
September 21 2010 07:39 GMT
#323
I just laughed my pants off. Nice written, I want more
Zakka
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands762 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 19:38:10
September 21 2010 12:35 GMT
#324
edited wrong topic.

I loled at this topic a lot though. Baller is such a baller
Amsterdam
Thoro
Profile Joined June 2010
United States57 Posts
September 27 2010 02:12 GMT
#325
On September 17 2010 00:55 cyrus.beacon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2010 00:22 Thoro wrote:
On September 16 2010 21:40 DarkspearTribe wrote:
OMG GUYS I HAVE BETTER IDEA

ULTRAHYDRAS - 5 hydralisk riding 1 ultralisk :D


I have a better idea.

Hydraultras.

5 ultralisks riding 1 hydralisk.

I can imagine the game chat now...

"I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY OWNING.


I think Hydralisks should shoot Ultralisks instead of spines. And Ultralisks should have a special ability called "nutcracker" that costs 50 energy and punches your opponent in the balls.


They should do that, but the ultras should explode just like banelings.
Except that each explosion should heal the ultra rather than kill it.
And the Hydras should fire the ultras through gravity guns.
Are we getting normal yet?
Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
September 30 2010 13:02 GMT
#326
For the last week, I have just randomly started laughing thinking about this thread. My girlfriend asks me what's so funny, and I don't want to be a total nerd and tell her, so I just say it's something baller.

Please feature this thread!
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
September 30 2010 13:38 GMT
#327
That was pretty funny.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
DraWx
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands25 Posts
September 30 2010 15:34 GMT
#328
I was thinking about designing a Planetarycruiser, a flying PF which can be used for mining or battle.
Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
October 14 2010 19:49 GMT
#329
Patch 1.1.2 has come and gone and still no hydraroach.

Maybe next time...
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
October 14 2010 19:54 GMT
#330
Wow, somehow I missed this thread the first time around. Thanks for the bump (and a great parody )
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Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
December 27 2010 19:22 GMT
#331
This is a pretty baller idea.
KwanROLLLLLLLED
apexplosive
Profile Joined August 2010
52 Posts
April 12 2011 05:45 GMT
#332
This is freaking awesome
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ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
April 12 2011 05:46 GMT
#333
Nice bump dude
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
April 12 2011 05:48 GMT
#334
rofl @ roach will hang out of the bottom of the overlord
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-12 05:50:46
April 12 2011 05:50 GMT
#335
*deleted*
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
April 12 2011 05:59 GMT
#336
I lub u Hot_BId
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
April 12 2011 06:02 GMT
#337
I don't think this unit was given proper consideration back when it was first proposed.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 12 2011 06:04 GMT
#338
The Hydraroach will never get old.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
VoiceOfDecember
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia206 Posts
April 12 2011 06:28 GMT
#339
Sigh for necroposting. Obviously this is a joke lol. As a zerg player I'd rather see some random crap unit made by blizz introduced than this haha (sorry to the OP)

Gave me a laugh tho lol.
If I keep making drones and expanding while fending off their attacks, I'm sure to win...right?
Diglett
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
600 Posts
April 12 2011 06:28 GMT
#340
OMG! That was hilarious! Are there more of these?
endGame
Profile Joined June 2009
United States394 Posts
April 12 2011 06:32 GMT
#341
On April 12 2011 15:02 Jyvblamo wrote:
I don't think this unit was given proper consideration back when it was first proposed.


Yes. However, this was only the first step in the legacy of baller.
"...As the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must." -Thucydides
Drunkasarous
Profile Joined February 2011
United States96 Posts
April 12 2011 07:55 GMT
#342
I love this thread
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
April 12 2011 08:00 GMT
#343
On April 12 2011 15:32 endGame wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2011 15:02 Jyvblamo wrote:
I don't think this unit was given proper consideration back when it was first proposed.


Yes. However, this was only the first step in the legacy of baller.

Actually, it was like the 20th step, but...

Classic thread, always deserving a bump.
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Floobie
Profile Joined February 2011
England296 Posts
April 12 2011 09:35 GMT
#344
Im so glad this thread got bumped so i could view its glory.
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
April 12 2011 09:40 GMT
#345
On April 12 2011 16:55 Drunkasarous wrote:
I love this thread

Dear Sixsmith...
Pabi
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany126 Posts
April 12 2011 10:07 GMT
#346
hahaha awesome =D really funny thread =)
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 12 2011 10:10 GMT
#347
I, for one, look forward to the Second Coming of baller and his brilliant game design.

Give this man a few million dollars and he will make a product even better than *gasp* Brood War itself.
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Absolutionn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
April 12 2011 15:53 GMT
#348
Wow I got so sad realizing this was an old thread but I was busting my ass through reading it, Ty for the bump.
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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-12 15:58:12
April 12 2011 15:57 GMT
#349
looooooooooooool just as funny as it was the first time. Nice necro.

Edit: imma tank :O
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
April 12 2011 15:59 GMT
#350
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.


lol your compromise down from making them shoot permanent zerglings sounds like you just want them to shoot 8 second broodlings :D
get rich or die mining
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Natt
Profile Joined August 2010
France253 Posts
April 12 2011 17:11 GMT
#351
Rereading this provides the same amount of joy as before.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 12 2011 19:04 GMT
#352
How come nobody made a Hydraroach Liquipedia page.

For shame.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
insaneMicro
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany761 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-12 19:12:38
April 12 2011 19:12 GMT
#353

edit:
sorry wrong thread open
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strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
April 12 2011 19:15 GMT
#354
On April 13 2011 00:59 Alejandrisha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.


lol your compromise down from making them shoot permanent zerglings sounds like you just want them to shoot 8 second broodlings :D



+ Show Spoiler +
that's the joke
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Navillus
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1188 Posts
April 12 2011 19:17 GMT
#355
YES to this whole thread, and the hydra roach hard counters the immortal riding the colossus (credit for that goes to SoTG IIRC) because the immortal only hits the hydra so that doesn't do much and the colossus only hits the roach so that doesn't do much but the hydra can hit the immortal and the roach can hit the colossus.
"TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it." -Plexa
bassJe
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands140 Posts
April 12 2011 19:17 GMT
#356
OPs name made me smile.
ursäkta, jag fick en tupp i halsen
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
April 12 2011 19:19 GMT
#357
LOL

When I saw the thread name in the left forum bar I thought to myself: "Whatever it is it probably won't be as good as Baller's Hydraroach..."

Imagine my surprise when I opened the thread! ^^
aka Wardo
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
April 13 2011 06:02 GMT
#358
On April 13 2011 04:15 strongandbig wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2011 00:59 Alejandrisha wrote:
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.


lol your compromise down from making them shoot permanent zerglings sounds like you just want them to shoot 8 second broodlings :D



+ Show Spoiler +
that's the joke


fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu I've been foiled
get rich or die mining
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SultanVinegar
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States372 Posts
April 13 2011 06:07 GMT
#359
I miss baller.
I'm a Flash man.
MagnusHyperion
Profile Joined August 2010
United States288 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-13 06:27:21
April 13 2011 06:11 GMT
#360
god damn it. I wish I was as cool as baller... seriously, this is genius!
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10329 Posts
April 13 2011 06:11 GMT
#361
LOL epic! :D
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ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
April 13 2011 06:15 GMT
#362
This was the most epic bump of all time, hilarious thread
SooYoung-Noona!
Zorgaz
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden2951 Posts
April 25 2011 09:59 GMT
#363
Haha awesome :D
Furthermore, I think the Collosi should be removed! (Zorgaz -Terran/AbrA-Random/Zorg-Dota2) Guineapigs <3
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
April 25 2011 10:54 GMT
#364
is it april fools day already? ^^'
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Matthias Meys
Profile Joined April 2011
13 Posts
April 25 2011 11:05 GMT
#365
Hydra parachute =DDDDD. Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Valckrie
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom533 Posts
April 25 2011 11:13 GMT
#366
One of ballers many great posts, always gives a laugh
Fear is a 4 letter word. Why be afraid?
GGitsJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
New Zealand426 Posts
April 25 2011 11:15 GMT
#367
Epic thread haha
"A reason becomes an excuse if you don't do anything about it."
Karma`
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom13 Posts
April 25 2011 12:51 GMT
#368
ahaha brilliant
NightySC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Norway168 Posts
April 25 2011 13:00 GMT
#369
Creds to the guy for just coming up with this idea. Haha. Put a smile on my face! :D
bobq
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States136 Posts
April 25 2011 13:04 GMT
#370
You know, I was worried, but then:

dont worry baller will explain 4 u.

Awesome thread
ChefStarCraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada350 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-25 19:01:45
April 25 2011 19:00 GMT
#371
This is hilarious nice post. I can't help but to keep thinking about the unit brutalisk. The hydra range with the roach attack. Maybe blizzard will include this with hots? Until I read on about the parachute and dismounts... This is hilarious.
Why don't we see who is the wizard and play some one on one, I think you'll find me sympathetic to ya when I've won, It seems you've got the brawn to beat me if this was all it takes, But I've got skills to pay the bills and punish each of your mistakes.
Ruyguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada988 Posts
April 25 2011 19:03 GMT
#372
Like an archer on a hyppogryph for wc3. awsome idea.
NeonFox
Profile Joined January 2011
2373 Posts
April 26 2011 10:53 GMT
#373
We need a Baller Edition SCII.
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
April 26 2011 11:02 GMT
#374
LOL

HAHAHAHA

Baller drops though. You get to fit twice as many units!
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
EternalSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden313 Posts
May 16 2011 17:50 GMT
#375
This is the single greatest thing i have ever read
SHIT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-16 18:08:50
May 16 2011 18:08 GMT
#376
oh man good necro very much enjoyed.

edit: this upgrade should be available at the Saddle-Den
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
May 16 2011 18:13 GMT
#377
On April 13 2011 15:15 ffadicted wrote:
This was the most epic bump of all time, hilarious thread


Actually, this was.
ePAttack
Profile Joined September 2010
United States112 Posts
May 16 2011 18:24 GMT
#378
On May 17 2011 03:08 ZeromuS wrote:
oh man good necro very much enjoyed.

edit: this upgrade should be available at the Saddle-Den


LOL Saddle-Den.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
May 16 2011 18:33 GMT
#379
On May 17 2011 03:13 Ryalnos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2011 15:15 ffadicted wrote:
This was the most epic bump of all time, hilarious thread


Actually, this was.

I agree, that was the best bump of all time.
Wishing you well.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
May 16 2011 18:36 GMT
#380
Oh lawdy, what am I reading??? can't believe you put in so much work into a unit idea. rofl. Sounds like zerg's crappier colossus counterpart.
liftlift > tsm
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
May 16 2011 18:38 GMT
#381
I want this unit

never fear hellions again!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
May 16 2011 18:41 GMT
#382
Mondragon approves of this!

Seriously, I wish this was implemented ):e
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
May 16 2011 18:42 GMT
#383
So, this is what they're replacing the Goliath with, huh? Also giving it dual air and ground attacks, nice. :p
you gotta dance
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
May 16 2011 18:44 GMT
#384
Mother of God, this is potentially game breaking. Confirmed for HOTS???
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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
May 16 2011 18:46 GMT
#385
I heard we were going to get some news about Heart of the Swarm this month, but I didn't realize they were going to unveil the new multiplayer units so soon.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
May 16 2011 18:48 GMT
#386
Anyone else read hydraroach as Hide Your Roach? Can't be unseen. Hide your roach, hide yo lings cuz Protoss be force fielding everybody.
Antares777
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1971 Posts
May 16 2011 18:49 GMT
#387
This is hilarious! Hey, if the Roach part hangs out of the Overlord during a drop, can it be attacked, or only the Overlord?

On a more serious note, I thought unit idea threads were not allowed.
Absolutionn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
May 16 2011 18:50 GMT
#388
I always laugh when this thread is bumped every once in a while hehe
Jinro | Idra | Qxc | Select
jeebuzzx
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada365 Posts
May 16 2011 18:51 GMT
#389
lol this got bumped
ElusoryX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Singapore2047 Posts
May 16 2011 18:53 GMT
#390
3 year old?
xd
StiX
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands220 Posts
May 16 2011 18:57 GMT
#391
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.

LOL


I cracked at parachute
"Think for yourself, question authority" Timothy Leary
ziggurat
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada847 Posts
May 16 2011 19:00 GMT
#392
Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.

MusiK
Profile Joined August 2010
United States302 Posts
May 16 2011 19:01 GMT
#393
Lol... 8 months later and i'm still crackin up. =]

They need to bring this
BOOM!!! ~ Tasteless
Techno
Profile Joined June 2010
1900 Posts
May 16 2011 19:07 GMT
#394
This will fix all the "fundamental zerg problems"!
Hell, its awesome to LOSE to nukes!
insta
Profile Joined May 2010
216 Posts
May 16 2011 19:10 GMT
#395
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read


my thoughts. :D

trolling-science reflected on sc2 at it's BEST! xD
pls dont judge before research, pls dont research before thinking
douche
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden42 Posts
May 16 2011 19:39 GMT
#396
hahaha I love it!
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
May 16 2011 19:43 GMT
#397
I started laughing by the first paragraph and still havn't stopped :D
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
FarbrorAbavna
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden4856 Posts
May 16 2011 19:46 GMT
#398
this thread still is some of the funniest shit I've ever read. If it was a god I'd be religious.
Do you really want chat rooms?
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
May 16 2011 19:49 GMT
#399
i approve of regular bumping of this thread.
@nowSimon
sP4CeM4N
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany39 Posts
May 16 2011 19:49 GMT
#400
my mind is blown away by this thread
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
May 16 2011 19:52 GMT
#401
baller is my hero. this thread definitely has some good re-reading value
Gov
Profile Joined November 2010
United States121 Posts
May 16 2011 19:57 GMT
#402
I did not see this thread when it was originally made, thanks for the bump!

On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord?
this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom. so u can fit 4 into an overlord.


This made me laugh.... I can just imagine 4 roaches hanging from the bottom of an overlord
1
Flexes
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany21 Posts
May 16 2011 19:57 GMT
#403
i want saddle upgrade!!
https://twitter.com/#!/Flexeslol
Logarythm
Profile Joined November 2010
United States264 Posts
May 16 2011 19:57 GMT
#404
Can the Roach launch the Hydra over the forcefields?
Making bad decisions.
Eschaton
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1245 Posts
May 16 2011 19:58 GMT
#405
I'm sure it's possible to make this happen with the editor... somebody's got to do this.
Nimic
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway1360 Posts
May 16 2011 20:15 GMT
#406
Well, I'm sold!
Durn
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada360 Posts
May 16 2011 20:16 GMT
#407
Everytime I re-read this, it makes me smile. SIRL.
"Even if I lose 100 games, that's 100 different arrows pointing me in the wrong direction." - Sean Day[9] Plott
Belha
Profile Joined December 2010
Italy2850 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-16 20:24:52
May 16 2011 20:19 GMT
#408
Hydroach would be a better name, lol.

On May 17 2011 05:16 Durn wrote:
Everytime I re-read this, it makes me smile. SIRL.

Indeed :D
Chicken gank op
Bourneq
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden800 Posts
May 16 2011 20:24 GMT
#409
Your a genius! Truly
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
May 16 2011 20:27 GMT
#410
Oh man, I forgot all about this thread. So good.
[゚n゚] SSSSssssssSSsss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
May 16 2011 20:27 GMT
#411
Normally I would read the title of this sort of thread and be like... geez dude leave the designing up to Blizzard. But this post makes me laugh every time I read it. It's just so.... baller.... ha, see what I did thar?
DexVitality
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Hong Kong234 Posts
May 16 2011 20:40 GMT
#412
lol I have a good idea also, let the Thor mount two seige tanks on its back in seiged mode. Perfect unit.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
May 16 2011 20:43 GMT
#413
Time to make a custom map for this, yes?
:)
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
May 16 2011 20:48 GMT
#414
Sweet, sweet hydraroach.
Mista_Masta
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands557 Posts
May 16 2011 21:00 GMT
#415
On May 17 2011 05:40 DexVitality wrote:
lol I have a good idea also, let the Thor mount two seige tanks on its back in seiged mode. Perfect unit.

Yeah, or have a Thor ride 2 Hellions like skates.
IzieBoy
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States865 Posts
May 16 2011 21:11 GMT
#416
lol thor on hellions

this will make it like wc3...

how about hydras on mutalisks lol like griffons
Let's Do This! Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!
exarchrum
Profile Joined August 2010
United States491 Posts
May 16 2011 21:14 GMT
#417
I'm sitting on the toilet reading this and I just laughed really loud. I love you man.
justin.tv/exarch watch me play!
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
May 16 2011 21:17 GMT
#418
On May 17 2011 06:00 Mista_Masta wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2011 05:40 DexVitality wrote:
lol I have a good idea also, let the Thor mount two seige tanks on its back in seiged mode. Perfect unit.

Yeah, or have a Thor ride 2 Hellions like skates.

2 sieged tanks mounted on a thor riding 2 hellions like skates!?
attach 3 reaper jetpacks to it too
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
ScaSully
Profile Joined April 2011
United States488 Posts
May 16 2011 21:17 GMT
#419
i hope this is a joke lol
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
coolUndSo
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany28 Posts
May 16 2011 21:22 GMT
#420
OMG BLIZZARD GIEF HYDRAROACH PLOX
KKTHXBYE

can you make a hydraroach by dropping a hydra on a roach from an overlord?
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. cuz fight club is still cool
guitarizt
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1492 Posts
May 16 2011 21:42 GMT
#421
On May 17 2011 05:16 Durn wrote:
Everytime I re-read this, it makes me want to punch babies. SIRL.


fyp
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” - Hemingway
Tablespoon
Profile Joined January 2011
Norway223 Posts
May 16 2011 23:12 GMT
#422
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

This part cracks me up everytime. Unbelievably funny.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
May 16 2011 23:25 GMT
#423
but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen


Golden.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Xsoild
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States121 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-16 23:36:03
May 16 2011 23:35 GMT
#424
lol funny as hell but soo imba
loved this thread good read lol
Keep on trying
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
May 16 2011 23:39 GMT
#425
and my thread about 2 Archons merging to become Megarchon and 2 megarchons merging to create ultrarchon and 2 ultrarchon merging to create an omegarchon got closed...
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
nodule
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada931 Posts
May 16 2011 23:42 GMT
#426
On May 17 2011 08:39 nitdkim wrote:
and my thread about 2 Archons merging to become Megarchon and 2 megarchons merging to create ultrarchon and 2 ultrarchon merging to create an omegarchon got closed...


You're lucky that's all they did with the thread.
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
May 16 2011 23:47 GMT
#427
I missed you baller

Genius idea btw.
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lazydino
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada331 Posts
May 16 2011 23:49 GMT
#428
BALLER WHERE R U
"I have this moron thing that I do, it's called thinking" - George Carlin
sinani206
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1959 Posts
May 16 2011 23:53 GMT
#429
On April 12 2011 14:45 apexplosive wrote:
This is freaking awesome


I think he was trying to do a Baller EPIC BUMP(tm) and failed.
literally everything is wifom just shut the fuck up
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
May 17 2011 00:05 GMT
#430
Why hasn't this been closed yet? this is such an obvious troll.
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
Ziken
Profile Joined August 2010
Ghana1743 Posts
May 17 2011 00:11 GMT
#431
On May 17 2011 08:12 Tablespoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

This part cracks me up everytime. Unbelievably funny.


Yea, this part is really awesome, despite obvious troll :D
Every misfortune is a blessing in disguise.
CptHandsome
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark95 Posts
May 17 2011 00:22 GMT
#432
does a hydraroach have any counter?
no. the only counter to a hydraroach is to have more hydraroaches.


That must be the manliest unit evar!
I seriously laughed my ass off ^^
Is that a sword? Luxury! Is that a horse? Sloth! Is that a helmet? Vanity!
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
May 17 2011 08:11 GMT
#433
On May 17 2011 09:05 mbr2321 wrote:
Why hasn't this been closed yet? this is such an obvious troll.


I am assuming that you are a little uninformed. baller is practically the king of poor typing, grammar, and spelling (and we all know that our mods hate these things) but he's still here because something about the "hurriedness" or rush of his speech is somewhat entertaining. He makes us laugh.


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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-17 08:21:09
May 17 2011 08:20 GMT
#434
On May 17 2011 08:49 lazydino wrote:
BALLER WHERE R U


oh wait...

edited post so that only mods know what I actually said kekeke.
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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
May 17 2011 08:25 GMT
#435
I have a question. Since hydra is light and roach is armored, is this hybrid unit a light or armored unit?
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
shinarit
Profile Joined May 2010
Hungary900 Posts
May 17 2011 08:27 GMT
#436
On May 17 2011 09:05 mbr2321 wrote:
Why hasn't this been closed yet? this is such an obvious troll.


Until you get the difference between joke and trolling, please refrain from using any of these words. Thanks.
T for BoxeR, Z for IdrA, P because i have no self-respect
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
May 17 2011 08:39 GMT
#437
On May 17 2011 17:25 Sufficiency wrote:
I have a question. Since hydra is light and roach is armored, is this hybrid unit a light or armored unit?

teh hydra part of the hydroach is light but the roach part is armored so the hellions r like lol wtf is this imba imba

I'm sorry, I just had to say that...
Teton
Profile Joined May 2010
France1656 Posts
May 17 2011 08:47 GMT
#438
wth did i read?
Geordie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom653 Posts
May 17 2011 13:15 GMT
#439
I feel as if my 8 year old past-self tried to think of a "utlra awesome" new idea when I first read this wow.
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-17 13:21:06
May 17 2011 13:20 GMT
#440
You know what would be even better?

Cracklings can carry 100 times their weight with the adrenalin glands upgrade.
The roach should piggy back on a zergling. Woot! New t3 unit... zergalisk! runs fast, shoots air/ground and ground. And it dies in stages.first the air attack, then the the ling gets free.
ryndaris
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
263 Posts
May 17 2011 13:21 GMT
#441
Hehe, this thread still makes me laugh after all this time. Baller is such an awesome dude :D
Existor
Profile Joined July 2010
Russian Federation4295 Posts
July 18 2011 17:41 GMT
#442
Better to name it more simply.

Not Hydraroach
But Hydroach, without "ra"

Or Hydrach (deleting "raro")
PresenceSc2
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia4032 Posts
July 18 2011 17:44 GMT
#443
Your definatly stoned
Stephano//HerO//TaeJa//Squirtle//Bomber
soul5
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany33 Posts
July 18 2011 17:44 GMT
#444
zerg needs nerf not buff dude.
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
July 18 2011 17:45 GMT
#445
On July 19 2011 02:41 Existor wrote:
Better to name it more simply.

Not Hydraroach
But Hydroach, without "ra"

Or Hydrach (deleting "raro")


I like hydroachalisk better this unit seems like it needs a "-alisk" at the end
"You'd wish it were hell"
Carush
Profile Joined June 2011
United States356 Posts
July 18 2011 17:46 GMT
#446
i would go zerg for that bad boy
Special Tactics
Profile Joined July 2011
Ukraine233 Posts
July 18 2011 17:51 GMT
#447
What the hell is this unit lol. Zerg could definately use some of it. hhaha
antilyon
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Brazil2546 Posts
July 18 2011 17:52 GMT
#448
Someone, close this topic, please.
Every month someone bump it and I click it thinking it's a new thread.
hytonight
Profile Joined April 2011
303 Posts
July 18 2011 18:04 GMT
#449
On July 19 2011 02:52 antilyon wrote:
Someone, close this topic, please.
Every month someone bump it and I click it thinking it's a new thread.

thats a good thing...you get to experience it again
when in rome...eat the romans.
SacredSoul
Profile Joined February 2011
United States76 Posts
July 18 2011 18:17 GMT
#450
This sounds like a good "yo dawg" joke, lol
"This is my card castle you ungrateful B****!" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
July 19 2011 14:39 GMT
#451
Is it wrong for me to actully want this unit
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12387 Posts
July 19 2011 15:01 GMT
#452
why protoss can morph two units into one and zerg can't?
Thumbs up for original idea
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
July 19 2011 15:02 GMT
#453
Dude, what happened to baller?
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-19 15:03:47
July 19 2011 15:03 GMT
#454
On July 20 2011 00:02 snotboogie wrote:
Dude, what happened to baller?


too busy.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
TL+ Member
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2577 Posts
July 19 2011 15:06 GMT
#455
On July 20 2011 00:02 snotboogie wrote:
Dude, what happened to baller?

Cellphone technology led to the removal of all the phone booths in Hot_Bid's neighborhood.
The frumious Bandersnatch
Iberville
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada207 Posts
July 19 2011 15:24 GMT
#456
Nobody takes you seriously when you make so many spelling mistakes.
I promise not to make a tasteless joke.
Terrix
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany305 Posts
July 19 2011 15:30 GMT
#457
On July 20 2011 00:24 Iberville wrote:
Nobody takes you seriously when you make so many spelling mistakes.


It's not meant to be taken seriously...
DuckS
Profile Joined September 2010
United States845 Posts
July 19 2011 15:32 GMT
#458
On July 20 2011 00:24 Iberville wrote:
Nobody takes you seriously when you make so many spelling mistakes.


not sure if serious...
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cojosc2
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States87 Posts
July 19 2011 15:33 GMT
#459
This is where larvae comes from? I had it all wrong....
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
July 19 2011 15:40 GMT
#460
On July 20 2011 00:24 Iberville wrote:
Nobody takes you seriously when you make so many spelling mistakes.

I take him seriously.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
ReaperX
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Hong Kong1758 Posts
July 19 2011 15:41 GMT
#461
this affects game balance... ffs
Artosis : Clide. idrA : Shut up.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
July 19 2011 15:43 GMT
#462
I laugh every time this thread gets bumped.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
July 19 2011 15:44 GMT
#463
This thread makes me happy
Xation
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada147 Posts
July 19 2011 15:45 GMT
#464
Thank you for the laugh! Bump? :o
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Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
July 19 2011 15:45 GMT
#465
--- Nuked ---
zamuel42
Profile Joined September 2011
United States1 Post
September 05 2011 18:23 GMT
#466
Hey Baller, Great Idea! Got me to make an account. But I thought it might be a LITTLE overpowered. and the roach looks a little silly carrying the big ol hydra. however doesnt a hydra riding an ultralisk seem extremely reasonable and not OP? pretty much exactly like your idea except enemy can see both units. And you can fit 1 Ultrahydralisk in an ovie. The hydra part is still one lvl up so it can see up cliffs and the hydra can only be hit by AA. Man I want one now.
Holy Cow!
bech
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark162 Posts
September 05 2011 18:27 GMT
#467
I know its an old thread, but this belongs in the High Thread. lmfao good read.
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Haegr9599
Profile Joined April 2011
United States210 Posts
September 05 2011 18:28 GMT
#468
lolwut?

epic troll i guess, and i couldnt help but giggle a little bit while reading this, pretty awesome post
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JasinAli
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden37 Posts
September 05 2011 18:29 GMT
#469
Almost as good as the idéa i had for three marines merging and becoming the human centipede
I'm semi bad at everything I do.
Egyptian_Head
Profile Joined October 2010
South Africa508 Posts
September 05 2011 18:31 GMT
#470
On September 06 2011 03:23 zamuel42 wrote:
Hey Baller, Great Idea! Got me to make an account. But I thought it might be a LITTLE overpowered. and the roach looks a little silly carrying the big ol hydra. however doesnt a hydra riding an ultralisk seem extremely reasonable and not OP? pretty much exactly like your idea except enemy can see both units. And you can fit 1 Ultrahydralisk in an ovie. The hydra part is still one lvl up so it can see up cliffs and the hydra can only be hit by AA. Man I want one now.


Its the Ultralordling, thats the unit you want, the Ultralisks claws poke out of the overlord and can attack creating a flying ultralisk. The extra space in the Overlord are used to be filled with banelings.

So in the end it is a flying Ultralisk that poops banelings. Overlord speed is needed unfortunately.
Eschaton
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1245 Posts
September 05 2011 18:33 GMT
#471
On September 06 2011 03:29 JasinAli wrote:
Almost as good as the idéa i had for three marines merging and becoming the human centipede


I think changing marine behavior into a "human centipede" rather than "ball formation" would be beneficial for game balance. Try splitting your marines now when they are a2m2m2m! Maybe this would be a good spell to make the overseer interesting? I want to hear Browder's opinion on the Marine Centipede.
ddrddrddrddr
Profile Joined August 2010
1344 Posts
September 05 2011 19:20 GMT
#472
Yes but marine centipede would have a timed life since every marine after the first would suffer poisoning from the intake of the exhaust of the marine suit in front of him. After a few mins, you'll have just a single marine left.
NoobTrolling
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada56 Posts
September 05 2011 19:33 GMT
#473
Lol, poor roach.
zarepath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1626 Posts
September 05 2011 19:41 GMT
#474
I think what we're looking for is the ultrahydraroachlisk. You have the hydra riding the roach, much like the hydraroach design in this thread, except that the hydraroach is riding an ultralisk. Because the ultralisk is already pretty big and heavy, the extra load makes him even slower, and so he needs a team of six zerglings to pull him around like a dogsled team.
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Thorakh
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands1788 Posts
September 05 2011 19:46 GMT
#475
On September 06 2011 04:41 zarepath wrote:
I think what we're looking for is the ultrahydraroachlisk. You have the hydra riding the roach, much like the hydraroach design in this thread, except that the hydraroach is riding an ultralisk. Because the ultralisk is already pretty big and heavy, the extra load makes him even slower, and so he needs a team of six zerglings to pull him around like a dogsled team.
HAHAHA A DOGSLED TEAM OF LINGS PULLING AN ULTRA LOL! You know when you type 'lol' but you didn't actually laughed out loud? Well, this isn't one of those times.

I found this to be very funny for some reason :p
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 05 2011 19:54 GMT
#476
-_- wow. Can't believe people are actually pushing for this...
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Levistus
Profile Joined December 2009
1134 Posts
September 05 2011 20:00 GMT
#477
it's almost hydraroach's birthday :D
hey man just curious
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
September 05 2011 20:02 GMT
#478
Did this really need to be bumped?
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
September 05 2011 20:08 GMT
#479
On September 06 2011 04:54 GreEny K wrote:
-_- wow. Can't believe people are actually pushing for this...


what the hell?
Shadow Sylph
Profile Joined December 2010
United States98 Posts
September 05 2011 20:10 GMT
#480
On September 06 2011 05:08 gogogadgetflow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 04:54 GreEny K wrote:
-_- wow. Can't believe people are actually pushing for this...


what the hell?



Often when I bump super old thread, I do it with my first post. This is not a good idea by the way... it totally undermines the play style of zerg.
nemo14
Profile Joined January 2011
United States425 Posts
September 05 2011 20:11 GMT
#481
On September 06 2011 04:54 GreEny K wrote:
-_- wow. Can't believe people are actually pushing for this...

I have some Nigerian associates who would like to sell a bridge to you!
PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 05 2011 20:12 GMT
#482
wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach?
the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it. but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.





I lost it here. You sir, have made my day.
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
September 05 2011 20:15 GMT
#483
I'm speechless
CrazyCow
Profile Joined August 2010
United States308 Posts
September 05 2011 20:17 GMT
#484
Necroing baller threads is always acceptable.
Spacekyod
Profile Joined December 2010
United States818 Posts
September 05 2011 20:21 GMT
#485
Didn't see this the first time around, and enjoyed an immensely great laugh from going through it. Bring on stackable units!!
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Coal
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden1535 Posts
September 05 2011 20:22 GMT
#486
Wai is baller so kewl?!?!??!
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
September 05 2011 20:26 GMT
#487
You can be almost as cool as baller, join his fanclub!!!!111one

I love this thread.
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ImmortalTofu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1254 Posts
September 05 2011 20:26 GMT
#488
BALLER, we miss youuuuuu... I love the hellion part, haha
"Friendship ain't a business deal"
Rantech
Profile Joined April 2010
Chile527 Posts
September 05 2011 20:34 GMT
#489
haha this is a classic, the obvious parts are the ones that make me laugh. : )
Le BucheRON
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada619 Posts
September 05 2011 20:36 GMT
#490
I am holding on to hope for HOTS.
Guess who`s special?!
rS.eZrA
Profile Joined April 2011
United States39 Posts
September 25 2011 17:17 GMT
#491
Best idea ever.

Also remove corrupter.
"Where I Walk, You Will Die"
Chezus
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands427 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-25 17:17:47
September 25 2011 17:17 GMT
#492
Did Chill just say Hot_Bid came up with the idea Hydra Roach on TL Attack with DRG? Sooo Hot_Bid is Baller? :D
MYSTERY SOLVED
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
September 25 2011 17:18 GMT
#493
Sup Hot_bid? :-o
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Fiendish
Profile Joined April 2010
United States210 Posts
September 25 2011 17:18 GMT
#494
oh shittttttttttttt
envisioN .
Profile Joined February 2011
United States552 Posts
September 25 2011 17:18 GMT
#495
Chill giving up Baller's secret identity! for shame chill. <3
"Good works do not make a good man, but a good man does good works" -Martin Luther ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Coal
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden1535 Posts
September 25 2011 17:18 GMT
#496
Chill ruining the day once again :O
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
September 25 2011 17:22 GMT
#497
Uh oh
baller...
Moderatorshe/her
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mighty_honour_korea
Profile Joined March 2010
Scotland198 Posts
September 25 2011 17:28 GMT
#498
I prefer Roachalisk.
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2904 Posts
September 25 2011 17:29 GMT
#499
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

Haha, took the words right out of my mouth.
Creative, but doubt it'll happen.. haha.
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Ultimeci
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands10 Posts
September 25 2011 17:30 GMT
#500
I would SO vote for that
Petninja
Profile Joined June 2011
United States159 Posts
September 25 2011 17:46 GMT
#501
Lol, made my day. Thanks.
N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
September 25 2011 17:49 GMT
#502
On September 26 2011 02:29 ODieN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

Haha, took the words right out of my mouth.
Creative, but doubt it'll happen.. haha.


T.T.......you do realize this entire OP is a joke right?

Not to be taken seriously.....how do people not get it?
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
September 25 2011 17:51 GMT
#503
Who bumped this? lol
ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
September 25 2011 17:51 GMT
#504
On September 26 2011 02:49 N3rV[Green] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2011 02:29 ODieN wrote:
On September 16 2010 10:03 SpiDaH wrote:
What the hell did I just read

Haha, took the words right out of my mouth.
Creative, but doubt it'll happen.. haha.


T.T.......you do realize this entire OP is a joke right?

Not to be taken seriously.....how do people not get it?


Baller's genius is lost on most people these days.
secret - never again
NasKe_
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil570 Posts
September 25 2011 17:51 GMT
#505
okay
it's the 5th time I open this thread and just laghed
Daralii
Profile Joined March 2010
United States16991 Posts
September 25 2011 17:51 GMT
#506
On September 26 2011 02:51 boon2537 wrote:
Who bumped this? lol

They were discussing it on TL Attack a little bit ago, hence the bump.
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!
havox_
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany442 Posts
September 25 2011 17:57 GMT
#507
On September 26 2011 02:51 NasKe_ wrote:
okay
it's the 5th time I open this thread and just laghed

haha, same. When it was originally started... i didnt find it funny at all.
But each time it gets bumped, i have to lol more and more :D
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 25 2011 17:58 GMT
#508
u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen


ROFLLLL
why so 진지해?
DystopiaX
Profile Joined October 2010
United States16236 Posts
September 25 2011 18:01 GMT
#509
I want a hive upgrade that lets you put 2 Hydras on an Ultra.
-Cyrus-
Profile Joined June 2011
United States318 Posts
September 25 2011 18:11 GMT
#510
Dude we need a Dragoon in this game...

Oh wait, every race has a Dragoon in this game.
sc2pal
Profile Joined February 2011
Poland624 Posts
September 25 2011 18:14 GMT
#511
On September 26 2011 02:58 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen


ROFLLLL


this

HYDROOOOOOHYDROOO PARACHUTOOO
Montana[TK]
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
1624 Posts
September 25 2011 18:15 GMT
#512
nice thread hotbid
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SenorChang
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia4729 Posts
September 25 2011 18:16 GMT
#513
Nice unit idea Hot_Bid!
ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
Mrvoodoochild1
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1439 Posts
September 25 2011 18:23 GMT
#514
Why not have the SHergling? (Hydra riding on a Speelings back). This would be a much better unit.
"let your freak flag fly"
Voldron
Profile Joined February 2011
Greece91 Posts
September 25 2011 18:26 GMT
#515
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.

u actually fell for it didnt u? haha lolz
Debo
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States95 Posts
September 25 2011 18:27 GMT
#516
PSH this unit is a SOMEWHAT GOOD idea....

But I think its needs a slight tweaking.....the hydra should have a monocle and fancy top hat and ride around saying:

"Towards the enemy Mr. Roach steady speed, for the swarm" *In British accent*


BUT SERIOUSLY, why can't zerg MELD units together?

IN wc3 Yo coould have archers mount hippo-graphs and become mounted hippo graph riders.
"Protoss can eat a @#$^!"
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 25 2011 19:16 GMT
#517
haha, i remember reading this back then.
Btw storm and tanks would still totally rape them xD
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
RaKooNs
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom397 Posts
September 25 2011 19:19 GMT
#518
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.
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Khalleb
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1909 Posts
September 25 2011 19:21 GMT
#519
On September 26 2011 03:27 Debo wrote:
BUT SERIOUSLY, why can't zerg MELD units together?

IN wc3 Yo coould have archers mount hippo-graphs and become mounted hippo graph riders.


because this isnt warcraft in space
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DeepBlu2
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States975 Posts
September 25 2011 19:24 GMT
#520
Saddest thing is that people actually think baller was being serious. At least Baller was successful, hope he ends up coming back.
u gotta sk8
Resistentialism
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada688 Posts
September 25 2011 19:32 GMT
#521
I no longer forget what this thread was about and then get to chuckle again after it's bumped, sad.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 25 2011 19:38 GMT
#522
On September 26 2011 02:17 Chezus wrote:
Did Chill just say Hot_Bid came up with the idea Hydra Roach on TL Attack with DRG? Sooo Hot_Bid is Baller? :D
MYSTERY SOLVED


And suddenly the world became a bit less magical. T_T
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
tsuxiit
Profile Joined July 2010
1305 Posts
September 25 2011 19:56 GMT
#523
On September 26 2011 04:19 RaKooNs wrote:
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.


Wow, you people are never satisfied. Blizzard gives you this awesome hydraroach and you just spit in their faces. wtf
Daralii
Profile Joined March 2010
United States16991 Posts
September 25 2011 19:57 GMT
#524
On September 26 2011 04:56 tsuxiit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2011 04:19 RaKooNs wrote:
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.


Wow, you people are never satisfied. Blizzard gives you this awesome hydraroach and you just spit in their faces. wtf

They just won't be content until they get a banebanebanebaneling.

(It's a totem pole of 4 banelings)
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!
Philip2110
Profile Joined April 2010
Scotland798 Posts
September 25 2011 19:58 GMT
#525
On September 26 2011 04:57 Daralii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2011 04:56 tsuxiit wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:19 RaKooNs wrote:
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.


Wow, you people are never satisfied. Blizzard gives you this awesome hydraroach and you just spit in their faces. wtf

They just won't be content until they get a banebanebanebaneling.

(It's a totem pole of 4 banelings)


When killed also hits air units? :D
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Daralii
Profile Joined March 2010
United States16991 Posts
September 25 2011 19:59 GMT
#526
On September 26 2011 04:58 Philip2110 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2011 04:57 Daralii wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:56 tsuxiit wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:19 RaKooNs wrote:
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.


Wow, you people are never satisfied. Blizzard gives you this awesome hydraroach and you just spit in their faces. wtf

They just won't be content until they get a banebanebanebaneling.

(It's a totem pole of 4 banelings)


When killed also hits air units? :D

Yes.

You can also kill the bottom one, and the other 3 will fall forward in a line.
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth!
Stancel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore15360 Posts
September 25 2011 20:10 GMT
#527
On September 26 2011 04:59 Daralii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2011 04:58 Philip2110 wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:57 Daralii wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:56 tsuxiit wrote:
On September 26 2011 04:19 RaKooNs wrote:
unit idea is ok, the way to get it - retarded.


Wow, you people are never satisfied. Blizzard gives you this awesome hydraroach and you just spit in their faces. wtf

They just won't be content until they get a banebanebanebaneling.

(It's a totem pole of 4 banelings)


When killed also hits air units? :D

Yes.

You can also kill the bottom one, and the other 3 will fall forward in a line.


Seeing that would be amazing
ffxiv enjoyer
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2904 Posts
September 25 2011 20:10 GMT
#528
can my hydraroach walk over cliffs?
the roach part cannot but hydra has ability called "dismount" and if u use it near a cliff hydra can walk off roach onto cliff.

Oh my god... LOL That's hilarious.
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
October 10 2011 17:15 GMT
#529
baller was wrong,its a roach that mounts the hydra
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sleepingdog
Profile Joined August 2008
Austria6145 Posts
October 10 2011 17:16 GMT
#530
dafuq?
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Goshdarnit
Profile Joined August 2011
United States540 Posts
October 10 2011 17:19 GMT
#531
The prophecy! It has come to fruition!
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 10 2011 17:41 GMT
#532
Roachalisk!
Demonzii
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands180 Posts
October 10 2011 17:47 GMT
#533
So we meet again hydraroach..
Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 10 2011 17:48 GMT
#534
how many ways would something be op is something op was op
Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 10 2011 17:50 GMT
#535
how does burrowing work? this seems complicated...
dont worry baller will explain 4 u.

to burrow u must press burrow twice, once to burrow the roach and then to burrow the hydra. to unburrow u need to press it twice as well.

this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

lol
Horo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States351 Posts
October 10 2011 17:52 GMT
#536
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote:
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.


You guys totally left out the best part. It's not simply one unit, it's an upgrade that applies to all units :O
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
October 10 2011 17:55 GMT
#537
This kind of stuff should make it to front page, can't believe i didn't saw it til now.
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
vennike
Profile Joined February 2011
Estonia29 Posts
October 10 2011 17:59 GMT
#538
This thread always brings tears to my eye.
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
October 10 2011 18:02 GMT
#539
I thought I was going to post something like "what a stupid bump", but after seeing the silhouette that clearly resembles the hydra-roach, I must say, epic.
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Deekin[
Profile Joined December 2010
Serbia1713 Posts
October 10 2011 18:06 GMT
#540
Hydra Parachute xDDDD
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jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
October 10 2011 18:07 GMT
#541
new zerg unit is clearly just the roach with the saddle upgrade
JEEPFiretruck
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia106 Posts
October 10 2011 18:07 GMT
#542
4am lurking through TL... great idea and explanation by OP, you are genius.. also very funny
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Vul
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States685 Posts
October 10 2011 18:07 GMT
#543
Blizzard is finally going to listen to the community and give us what we've been asking for-- clan supp the Hydraroach!
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
October 10 2011 18:08 GMT
#544
Baller, I knew you could do it! Now Blizzard will have to pay you royalties! You will be rich, RICH I say!!!
aka Wardo
Terranasaur
Profile Joined May 2011
United States2085 Posts
October 10 2011 18:08 GMT
#545
baller = browder and leaks new units years in advance.

this thread is why i love TL
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RevOrchid
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada68 Posts
October 10 2011 18:15 GMT
#546
This thread is simply too perfect.. LOL
chrisgreg
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada61 Posts
October 10 2011 18:16 GMT
#547
you need help. lol great post
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Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 10 2011 18:25 GMT
#548
baller needs to get on the balance team right away
E1essar
Profile Joined September 2011
11 Posts
October 10 2011 18:40 GMT
#549
wp sir, beyond epic
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
October 10 2011 18:42 GMT
#550
LOL. I think the OP is just an sc2 designer incognito! Sick.
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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
October 10 2011 19:11 GMT
#551
On October 11 2011 03:08 Terranasaur wrote:
baller = browder and leaks new units years in advance.

this thread is why i love TL

This is scientific evidence that Baller is a time traveller.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
jorge_the_awesome
Profile Joined January 2011
United States463 Posts
October 10 2011 19:16 GMT
#552
On October 11 2011 04:11 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2011 03:08 Terranasaur wrote:
baller = browder and leaks new units years in advance.

this thread is why i love TL

This is scientific evidence that Baller is a time traveller.

And that he's actually from the koprulu sector. He went on a date with Kerrigan.
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sleepingdog
Profile Joined August 2008
Austria6145 Posts
October 10 2011 19:24 GMT
#553
just imagine if blizz really did introduce the hydraroach...

the world wouldn't be ready to handle this amount of epic
"You see....YOU SEE..." © 2010 Sen
Mike15xp
Profile Joined December 2010
United States595 Posts
October 10 2011 19:24 GMT
#554
omg this just made my day hahaha
Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 10 2011 19:29 GMT
#555
On October 11 2011 04:16 jorge_the_awesome wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2011 04:11 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
On October 11 2011 03:08 Terranasaur wrote:
baller = browder and leaks new units years in advance.

this thread is why i love TL

This is scientific evidence that Baller is a time traveller.

And that he's actually from the koprulu sector. He went on a date with Kerrigan.


better hope she didn't give him fungal growth
Terranasaur
Profile Joined May 2011
United States2085 Posts
October 10 2011 19:42 GMT
#556
On October 11 2011 04:29 Xenocryst wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2011 04:16 jorge_the_awesome wrote:
On October 11 2011 04:11 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
On October 11 2011 03:08 Terranasaur wrote:
baller = browder and leaks new units years in advance.

this thread is why i love TL

This is scientific evidence that Baller is a time traveller.

And that he's actually from the koprulu sector. He went on a date with Kerrigan.


better hope she didn't give him fungal growth


Could it be that the Hydra Roach is the offspring of Baller and Kerrigan?
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haavard29
Profile Joined February 2011
Norway37 Posts
October 10 2011 19:45 GMT
#557
Rofl love the upgrades :p
dangerjoe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark1866 Posts
October 10 2011 19:45 GMT
#558
baller just keeps on ballin'
Ask Beavis, I get nothing Butt-head
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 19:50:30
October 10 2011 19:50 GMT
#559
Baller is like the hipster John Titor.
How he can be a hipster and come after Titor is easily explained with time traveling.

e. that or he is the 10 year old son of the Activision-Blizzard boss.
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Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
October 10 2011 23:12 GMT
#560
Congratulations, a dream come true.
John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
October 11 2011 00:46 GMT
#561
baller rank, why name after you
FOOTBALL
Hexxed
Profile Joined November 2010
United States202 Posts
October 11 2011 00:53 GMT
#562
Genius. Pure genius.
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Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 11 2011 02:09 GMT
#563
burrow under the hydra LOL
Beece
Profile Joined May 2010
United States62 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 11:30:50
October 11 2011 02:11 GMT
#564
A man chooses! A slave obeys!
DeepBlu2
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States975 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 02:13:32
October 11 2011 02:13 GMT
#565
On October 11 2011 11:11 Beece wrote:
I don't want to be "that guy" but this sounds like an awful idea



Unfortunately, you become "that guy" because this entire thread is a joke and isn't meant to be serious in the slightest. baller (AKA Hot Bid) is a troll and created this thread to get people like you, to make replies in a serious manner. You are not the first or the last.
u gotta sk8
Alpino
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil4390 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 02:16:03
October 11 2011 02:15 GMT
#566
On October 11 2011 11:13 DeepBlu2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2011 11:11 Beece wrote:
I don't want to be "that guy" but this sounds like an awful idea



Unfortunately, you become "that guy" because this entire thread is a joke and isn't meant to be serious in the slightest. baller (AKA Hot Bid) is a troll and created this thread to get people like you, to make replies in a serious manner. You are not the first or the last.


serious reply of a serious reply, thanks for spoiling the fun
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Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
October 11 2011 02:16 GMT
#567
On October 11 2011 11:15 Alpino wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2011 11:13 DeepBlu2 wrote:
On October 11 2011 11:11 Beece wrote:
I don't want to be "that guy" but this sounds like an awful idea



Unfortunately, you become "that guy" because this entire thread is a joke and isn't meant to be serious in the slightest. baller (AKA Hot Bid) is a troll and created this thread to get people like you, to make replies in a serious manner. You are not the first or the last.


serious reply of a serious reply, thanks for spoiling the fun


ur crazy serious= hilarious
danson
Profile Joined April 2010
United States689 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 02:17:11
October 11 2011 02:16 GMT
#568
On October 11 2011 11:11 Beece wrote:
I don't want to be "that guy" but this sounds like an awful idea



rofl you know that you will forever be "that guy" when you have to try (and still fail) to not be "that guy"

Lobotomist
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1541 Posts
October 11 2011 02:18 GMT
#569
Wow lol, it pretty much looks like this is what we're going to get too New Zerg unit in Heart of the Swarm
Teching to hive too quickly isn't just a risk: it's an ultrarisk
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
October 11 2011 02:20 GMT
#570
This thread always makes me smile
Eschaton
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1245 Posts
October 11 2011 02:21 GMT
#571
On October 11 2011 11:18 Lobotomist wrote:
Wow lol, it pretty much looks like this is what we're going to get too New Zerg unit in Heart of the Swarm


BROWDER & CO ARE LISTENING TO THE COMMUNITY

FU LURKER

LONG LIVE HYDRAROACH
DystopiaX
Profile Joined October 2010
United States16236 Posts
October 11 2011 02:22 GMT
#572
lmao not that people mention it the new unit design does look like a modified Hydraroach...instead of a hydra on a roach they just took the hydra face/body and grafted a baneling torso and roach claws onto it lol.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
October 11 2011 02:23 GMT
#573
This would be ridiculously not overpowered and Blizzard would actually do this.
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ravenKRaz
Profile Joined March 2011
United States580 Posts
October 11 2011 02:24 GMT
#574
On October 11 2011 11:18 Lobotomist wrote:
Wow lol, it pretty much looks like this is what we're going to get too New Zerg unit in Heart of the Swarm

Exactly what i thought when i looked at that lolololol
DarkneSS.1360
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
October 11 2011 03:35 GMT
#575
Haha I love baller =)
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HypaSnipa
Profile Joined June 2010
64 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 04:48:19
October 11 2011 04:44 GMT
#576
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.


On October 11 201111:23 iSometric wrote:
This would be ridiculously not overpowered and Blizzard would actually do this.



I concur.
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

I just needed to point out the hilarity of the first post and last post as I was ninja'd.

More like a HydraRoachBaneling but I'm really enjoying this.

zmansman17
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2567 Posts
October 11 2011 04:47 GMT
#577
Very VERY Handsome post
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10329 Posts
October 11 2011 04:49 GMT
#578
i knew this was gonna be in HotS!!!
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-NegativeZero-
Profile Joined August 2011
United States2141 Posts
October 11 2011 04:49 GMT
#579
I wonder if in four years people will still be reviving this topic.
vibeo gane,
KazmA
Profile Joined August 2011
United States117 Posts
October 11 2011 05:46 GMT
#580
but does it blend?
"I intend to live forever, or die trying"- Groucho Marks
Griffith`
Profile Joined September 2010
714 Posts
October 11 2011 05:55 GMT
#581
i look back at this even after all these months and I still LOL
griffith.583 (NA)
PresenceSc2
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia4032 Posts
October 11 2011 06:02 GMT
#582
Blizzard stealing you'r ideas man
Stephano//HerO//TaeJa//Squirtle//Bomber
Beece
Profile Joined May 2010
United States62 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-11 11:30:40
October 11 2011 11:30 GMT
#583
A man chooses! A slave obeys!
Imalengrat
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia365 Posts
October 11 2011 11:35 GMT
#584
This WILL happen. I hope...
Mass Motherships Counters Almost everything
Bananenbaum
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany18 Posts
October 14 2011 08:56 GMT
#585
No.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
October 14 2011 09:02 GMT
#586
On October 11 2011 14:46 KazmA wrote:
but does it blend?


I am pretty sure that it would blend, but the only issue is that without proper fingers they can't select the correct speeds that they want.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Tigi
Profile Joined October 2008
Germany472 Posts
November 11 2011 09:09 GMT
#587
I wonder why this isn't implented in the Hots custom maps :O Anyone knows ?
§1: Die Units des Hasu sind unantastbar.
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
November 11 2011 09:14 GMT
#588
why does this keep getting necro'd
High Risk Low Reward
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
November 11 2011 09:16 GMT
#589
On November 11 2011 18:14 Spicy_Curry wrote:
why does this keep getting necro'd


Dude, the HydraRoach is one of the best things ever. Someone should make a custom where zerg only has hydraroaches. It would rock.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2577 Posts
November 11 2011 09:17 GMT
#590
This thread never, ever gets old. Thanks to whoever bumped it again - I laugh every time.
The frumious Bandersnatch
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
November 11 2011 09:21 GMT
#591
This thread will long be remembered as one of the greats of SC2 general.

5 seconds is a long stun time though. Even though you can upgrade parachutes. Balance your unit(s)!
John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
November 11 2011 09:23 GMT
#592
How is this thread still alive
FOOTBALL
nam nam
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden4672 Posts
November 11 2011 09:25 GMT
#593
Hydraroach can't die. Op.
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-11 10:16:52
November 11 2011 09:26 GMT
#594
On November 11 2011 18:23 John Madden wrote:
How is this thread still alive





User was warned for this post


Pointing out that it's a necro'ed thread by posting a videolink labeled "Necromancer" seemingly goes over someones head.
11 years and counting- TL #680
talontromper
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States258 Posts
November 11 2011 09:26 GMT
#595
i just read that, and just got trolled by the OP..... funny to read tho.
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IIIOmegaIII
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden319 Posts
November 11 2011 09:29 GMT
#596
hmm... dont really know what too say... good creativity.
Surili
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom1141 Posts
November 11 2011 09:30 GMT
#597
This thread 4 life. I love it every time it gets bumped.
The world is ending what should we do about it?
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
November 11 2011 09:32 GMT
#598
I've never seen this thread before and I actually believed it too.
I <3 Plexa.
Tryxtira
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden572 Posts
November 11 2011 09:33 GMT
#599
This is so funny! I saw it now for the first time... Baller you're such a baller!:D
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
November 11 2011 09:33 GMT
#600
Hmm if the roach dies. is the hydra still in the air? if not, does it take recoil/fall damage from falling down from the roach? :D
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Robertxtrem
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom3 Posts
November 11 2011 09:50 GMT
#601
Can we see the Ultraroach please?
Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
November 11 2011 09:55 GMT
#602
I feel like I'm being trolled...but there's 31 pages so far...halp?
<3 Moonbattles
oldahe
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria534 Posts
November 11 2011 09:59 GMT
#603
loooooooooool
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
November 11 2011 10:00 GMT
#604
the hydra should hold the roach instead of sitting on it, use it as a shield.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
K9GM3
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands116 Posts
November 11 2011 10:29 GMT
#605
On November 11 2011 19:00 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
the hydra should hold the roach instead of sitting on it, use it as a shield.

Hydras have two arms...

=o

YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

OMG YOU GUYS

WHAT IF THE HYDRA CAN HAVE TWO SHIELDROACHES?
No, I don't want your number.
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
November 11 2011 10:35 GMT
#606
On November 11 2011 19:29 K9GM3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2011 19:00 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
the hydra should hold the roach instead of sitting on it, use it as a shield.

Hydras have two arms...

=o

YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

OMG YOU GUYS

WHAT IF THE HYDRA CAN HAVE TWO SHIELDROACHES?

They're not that strong.
TheBB
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Switzerland5133 Posts
November 11 2011 10:45 GMT
#607
On November 11 2011 19:35 Ruscour wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2011 19:29 K9GM3 wrote:
On November 11 2011 19:00 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
the hydra should hold the roach instead of sitting on it, use it as a shield.

Hydras have two arms...

=o

YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

OMG YOU GUYS

WHAT IF THE HYDRA CAN HAVE TWO SHIELDROACHES?

They're not that strong.

Kevlar roach upgrade - very light and sturdy roaches. But then, a phoenix can lift three at the same time.
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Johanaz
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark363 Posts
November 11 2011 10:49 GMT
#608
On November 11 2011 18:33 zhurai wrote:
Hmm if the roach dies. is the hydra still in the air? if not, does it take recoil/fall damage from falling down from the roach? :D


Hence the Parachute upgrade.
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Colour415
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada26 Posts
November 11 2011 10:51 GMT
#609
i laughed too hard at this..upgrade roach saddle :D
moltenbunny
Profile Joined July 2011
6 Posts
November 11 2011 11:08 GMT
#610
In my opinion, slowbro style is better
[image loading]
UmbeXCII
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy69 Posts
November 11 2011 11:10 GMT
#611
Lol every time i think it's a new thread, i open it, notice that it's the same hydraroach topic and of course I read the whole OP :D
weeA
Profile Joined October 2010
India442 Posts
November 11 2011 11:19 GMT
#612
what ? this is just retarded... Let terrans shot from medvacs when moving?
Lim Yo Hwan I love U
FeyFey
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany10114 Posts
November 11 2011 11:20 GMT
#613
same ... thought: "this is the 3rd or 4th thread with the same title".
Anyway i like the double wielding roach shields skill. Hydras should pick up dead roach parts they are not as heavy weight .
awwnuts07
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States621 Posts
November 11 2011 13:34 GMT
#614
I'm completely elated this thread never dies. HydraRoach FTW.
I'm a noob
Shadrak
Profile Joined August 2010
United States490 Posts
November 11 2011 13:39 GMT
#615
On November 11 2011 20:08 moltenbunny wrote:
In my opinion, slowbro style is better
[image loading]


I think that roach has something stuck in his teeth.
Dimagus
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1004 Posts
November 11 2011 13:41 GMT
#616
Clearly this thread will never die, since the Hydraroach also has the immortal protocol.
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
November 11 2011 13:55 GMT
#617
On November 11 2011 20:10 UmbeXCII wrote:
Lol every time i think it's a new thread, i open it, notice that it's the same hydraroach topic and of course I read the whole OP :D


I do the exact same... and it never gets old.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
November 11 2011 13:56 GMT
#618
Oh man, this thread again... XD
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Amornthep
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Singapore2605 Posts
November 11 2011 13:57 GMT
#619
lol wat?
sraelgaiznaer
Profile Joined October 2010
Philippines423 Posts
November 11 2011 14:27 GMT
#620
and it got necroed again :D
sleepingdog
Profile Joined August 2008
Austria6145 Posts
November 11 2011 14:36 GMT
#621
On November 11 2011 19:49 Johanaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2011 18:33 zhurai wrote:
Hmm if the roach dies. is the hydra still in the air? if not, does it take recoil/fall damage from falling down from the roach? :D


Hence the Parachute upgrade.


It would be interesting to know if the Hydra Parachute was available at Lair or if you needed Hive tech for that.
"You see....YOU SEE..." © 2010 Sen
NOTjak
Profile Joined October 2011
United States25 Posts
November 11 2011 15:37 GMT
#622
when it's burrowed, it has the speed of a roach and a hydra combined!
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-11 19:01:33
November 11 2011 19:01 GMT
#623
On November 11 2011 23:36 sleepingdog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2011 19:49 Johanaz wrote:
On November 11 2011 18:33 zhurai wrote:
Hmm if the roach dies. is the hydra still in the air? if not, does it take recoil/fall damage from falling down from the roach? :D


Hence the Parachute upgrade.


It would be interesting to know if the Hydra Parachute was available at Lair or if you needed Hive tech for that.

personally I find a floating hydra more interesting than a parachute upgrade :<
Twitter: @zhurai | Site: http://zhurai.com
Gixxasaurus
Profile Joined January 2011
United States17 Posts
November 11 2011 21:12 GMT
#624
What the fuck did I just read? ROFL. good one man.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
June 27 2012 01:02 GMT
#625
HOTS coming up soon, I'm really hoping for them to implement the hydraroach. Zerg really needs a game changer. And maybe when you hit hive tech, the roach can ride the hydra since it'll be faster. Browder make it happen!
"Right on" - Morrow
wichenks
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada153 Posts
June 27 2012 01:06 GMT
#626
lol nice bump! Never saw this thread before
Sometimes Artosis and I like to have Hot 6ix with each other - Tasteless
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 27 2012 01:08 GMT
#627
IMO you should be able to yoink enemy units on top of your roaches and run away with them.
Hello
FlyingToilet
Profile Joined August 2011
United States840 Posts
June 27 2012 01:15 GMT
#628
^Hahahaha the best suggestion for a thread i have ever seen, steal my tanks with hydra roach and vipers, browder u better be reading this because i can't stop this thread is amazing!
http://justin.tv/flyingtoilet
castled
Profile Joined March 2011
United States322 Posts
June 27 2012 01:16 GMT
#629
On June 27 2012 10:08 PH wrote:
IMO you should be able to yoink enemy units on top of your roaches and run away with them.

But if you upgrade Mechanical Bull at your barracks your marines will have a chance to break the roaches, giving the terran player control of a marineroach.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 27 2012 01:18 GMT
#630
Where is baller, anyway? No trace of him for a long while.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
June 27 2012 01:19 GMT
#631
On June 27 2012 10:18 Archas wrote:
Where is baller, anyway? No trace of him for a long while.


Browder probably hired him.
"Right on" - Morrow
Haustka
Profile Joined August 2010
United States221 Posts
June 27 2012 01:19 GMT
#632
great read
Power of Human Will
SHOOG
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1639 Posts
June 27 2012 01:20 GMT
#633
I'm all for it!
ThePlayer33
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia2378 Posts
June 27 2012 01:23 GMT
#634
it already exist in game.. the protoss made it the 'stalker'
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Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
June 27 2012 01:29 GMT
#635
this thread just does not die
PresenceSc2
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia4032 Posts
June 27 2012 01:37 GMT
#636
On June 27 2012 10:18 Archas wrote:
Where is baller, anyway? No trace of him for a long while.

Too busy photobombing
Stephano//HerO//TaeJa//Squirtle//Bomber
Fortis-Et-Fidus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States119 Posts
June 27 2012 01:44 GMT
#637
great bump everyone....great bump....
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Sepheren
Profile Joined May 2012
United States66 Posts
June 27 2012 01:44 GMT
#638
HAHahaha very nice, hilarious as always!
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
June 27 2012 01:46 GMT
#639
What about a glider upgrade, that will allow the hydra to fly for 30 seconds after the roach dies, or chose to dismount?

You can switch a spore colony to "thermic flow" mode, and any hydras in glider mode that pass on top of them will reset the timer to 60 seconds. Zeglings and broodlings that pass close to a spore colony in thermic flow mode will get launched in the air half a screen in random direction, and take 20 damage and stun for 5 seconds, unless the parachute upgrade is done. This upgrade is shared with hydras. They can be launched on top of high ground, so thermic flow spores close to a terran ramp can be used together with lings to break the high ground.
Flonomenalz
Profile Joined May 2011
Nigeria3519 Posts
June 27 2012 01:51 GMT
#640
what the

i read this thread way back when i lurked TL and didn't make an account.

some threads never die i guess
I love crazymoving
opterown *
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia54784 Posts
June 27 2012 01:52 GMT
#641
On June 27 2012 10:51 Flonomenalz wrote:
what the

i read this thread way back when i lurked TL and didn't make an account.

some threads never die i guess

ahaha me too
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Samura1Jack
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden111 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-27 01:58:21
June 27 2012 01:57 GMT
#642
Hydratus? Mutalisk hydra would also be epic! Quality post as always baller: )
"SO MANY BANELINGS *voice drowning in baneling bowels*
antilyon
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Brazil2546 Posts
June 27 2012 02:03 GMT
#643
Fuck, I clicked again on this thread thinking it was something new.
Dacendoran
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States825 Posts
June 27 2012 02:06 GMT
#644
On June 27 2012 11:03 antilyon wrote:
Fuck, I clicked again on this thread thinking it was something new.


I just did the same thing =].

I still laugh everytime I open the thread though.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 27 2012 02:09 GMT
#645
Hahahaha I didn't see this thread the first time around. Glad it got brought back now that HOTS is here.
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
June 27 2012 02:09 GMT
#646
I dunno about hydraroach..now roachhydra is something I would like to see ._.
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jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5501 Posts
June 27 2012 02:57 GMT
#647
holy fuck how did I miss this, fuckin gold rofl
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bK-
Profile Joined June 2012
United States326 Posts
June 27 2012 03:07 GMT
#648
The OP should become a game developer. This idea is golden!
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robopork
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States511 Posts
June 27 2012 03:18 GMT
#649
Marry me.
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.”
NOOBALOPSE
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada802 Posts
June 27 2012 03:24 GMT
#650
We should call it, the Roadra!
Roa (Roach)
Dra (Hydralisk)
RoTaD
Profile Joined October 2008
United States25 Posts
June 27 2012 03:25 GMT
#651
" u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen."

Best thing I've read today.
SeeDLiNg
Profile Joined January 2010
United States690 Posts
June 27 2012 03:31 GMT
#652
Coincidentally, the day this was made was the day I developed an insane crush on a complete stranger. <3
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
June 27 2012 03:33 GMT
#653
They added the queendralisk. Close enough?
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
June 27 2012 03:38 GMT
#654
lol i missed this :D

its awesome^^ "no, it has no counter. the only way to beat it is to have more hydraroaches" :D
DiaBoLuS ** Sc2 - Protoss: 16x GM | Dota2 - Offlane Immortal | Wc3 - Undead decent level | Diablo nerd | Chess / Magnus fanboy | BVB | Agnostic***
consonance
Profile Joined April 2011
31 Posts
June 27 2012 03:42 GMT
#655
Imagine if every single unit in the game could merge.... Mareaper. Hellitank. Stalkolossus. Pretty sick.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
June 27 2012 03:47 GMT
#656
On June 27 2012 12:42 consonance wrote:
Imagine if every single unit in the game could merge.... Mareaper. Hellitank. Stalkolossus. Pretty sick.


Marauder?
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
June 27 2012 03:49 GMT
#657
On June 27 2012 12:42 consonance wrote:
Imagine if every single unit in the game could merge.... Mareaper. Hellitank. Stalkolossus. Pretty sick.


works with buildings as well, right?
sickest strat ever:
you proxy a rax, make a techlab, build a reaper.
Than you land with the rax on the reaper to get a Bareaper.
Fly into the opponents base and bomb his buildings.


DiaBoLuS ** Sc2 - Protoss: 16x GM | Dota2 - Offlane Immortal | Wc3 - Undead decent level | Diablo nerd | Chess / Magnus fanboy | BVB | Agnostic***
empty.bottle
Profile Joined July 2009
685 Posts
June 27 2012 03:56 GMT
#658
On June 27 2012 12:07 bK- wrote:
The OP should become a game developer. This idea is golden!


Dustin followed that advice, The origin of Sc2...
CounterOrder
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada457 Posts
June 27 2012 04:03 GMT
#659
Yikes, this is why threads shouldnt be left to die, they should just be deleted.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
June 27 2012 04:08 GMT
#660
On June 27 2012 13:03 CounterOrder wrote:
Yikes, this is why threads shouldnt be left to die, they should just be deleted.


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS MAY HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST THREADS EVER

God I love it when this gets bumped, long live baller!
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Captain Peabody
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3099 Posts
June 27 2012 04:08 GMT
#661
This New Unit Idea is totally SICK and I love it.
Dies Irae venit. youtube.com/SnobbinsFilms
SamuraiSEA
Profile Joined June 2012
Japan89 Posts
June 27 2012 04:09 GMT
#662
I... I don't know what to say.... What?
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-27 04:14:38
June 27 2012 04:09 GMT
#663
On June 27 2012 12:49 KalWarkov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2012 12:42 consonance wrote:
Imagine if every single unit in the game could merge.... Mareaper. Hellitank. Stalkolossus. Pretty sick.


works with buildings as well, right?
sickest strat ever:
you proxy a rax, make a techlab, build a reaper.
Than you land with the rax on the reaper to get a Bareaper.
Fly into the opponents base and bomb his buildings.




ok

Mariuadivaper
Marine+Maruder+medivac+Reaper

phoalkrayism
photon cannon+stalker(for blink)+voidray+warp prism

banelisk lord
baneling+ultralisk+broodlord

._.
Twitter: @zhurai | Site: http://zhurai.com
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 27 2012 04:09 GMT
#664
Baller wherefore art thou, baller.
User was warned for too many mimes.
FYRE
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
New Zealand314 Posts
June 27 2012 04:13 GMT
#665
i saw the title, SICK NEW UNIT, and thought 'Hmm, I hope its not still that retarded hydra piggyback thing again....'. Glad to see this epic thread is still around though. =)
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
June 27 2012 04:13 GMT
#666
Never gets old lol ;D
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-27 04:15:23
June 27 2012 04:14 GMT
#667
Pretty random thread to get necro'd

On topic, the Hydraroach would imbalance the game. Zergs would win by default.
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
June 27 2012 04:16 GMT
#668
On June 27 2012 13:14 Ordained wrote:
Pretty random thread to get necro'd

On topic, the Hydraroach would imbalance the game. Zergs would win by default.

I should say that if hydraroach does get implemented, they do the DBZ fusion dance with it

because then at least it'll be interesting to watch.
Twitter: @zhurai | Site: http://zhurai.com
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 27 2012 04:21 GMT
#669
I miss baller
ॐ
Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
June 27 2012 04:24 GMT
#670
If a hydraroach is half burrowed and you press the burrow key.
Does it burrow or unburrow?
*attains zen*
"If you're not living in the US or are a US Citizen, please do not tell us how to vote or how you want our country to be governed." - Serpest, American Hero
tsango
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia214 Posts
June 27 2012 04:31 GMT
#671
On June 27 2012 13:24 Caihead wrote:
If a hydraroach is half burrowed and you press the burrow key.
Does it burrow or unburrow?
*attains zen*


You just completely blew my mind. woooaaahhhhhhh

This would've completely fixed the hydra speed off creep problem too... if only blizzard took more notice they'd have done it back in 2010


If you dont like something, then that should be reason enough to try and change it
TechNoTrance
Profile Joined May 2012
Canada1007 Posts
June 27 2012 05:36 GMT
#672
Lets move forward with this.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
CrY.
Profile Joined July 2010
Japan97 Posts
June 27 2012 05:41 GMT
#673
??? I'm gonna be the one who say it?

ok..im glad they finally went ahead and put this unit in this patch
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
June 27 2012 05:44 GMT
#674
On June 27 2012 14:41 CrY. wrote:
??? I'm gonna be the one who say it?

ok..im glad they finally went ahead and put this unit in this patch

what are you talking about? o.O
Twitter: @zhurai | Site: http://zhurai.com
CrY.
Profile Joined July 2010
Japan97 Posts
June 27 2012 05:48 GMT
#675
you'll get it someday ^
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
June 27 2012 05:50 GMT
#676
How does this thread come back to haunt me every time I forget about it...
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
Ahraku
Profile Joined June 2012
Sweden4 Posts
June 27 2012 05:52 GMT
#677
This sounds really good, I support this to 100 percent.
hoivenmayven
Profile Joined April 2011
United States134 Posts
June 27 2012 05:52 GMT
#678
Not threadworthy... pulitzer worthy...
AGIANTSMURF
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1232 Posts
June 27 2012 05:52 GMT
#679
lol this is still one of the best posts on TL
Thats "Grand-Master" SMURF to you.....
Fencar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States2694 Posts
June 27 2012 05:55 GMT
#680
On June 27 2012 14:52 AGIANTSMURF wrote:
lol this is still one of the best posts on TL

Absolutely!

I still ♥ this thread.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
WeaponX.7
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada52 Posts
June 27 2012 05:58 GMT
#681
Pretty sure blizzard had this guy design their HotS units. ie the broodlurker or lurklord (swarm host) or the helibat, helion firebat combo etc the list goes on.
Grrr... = first bonjwa
Oiseaux
Profile Joined May 2011
United States676 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-27 06:05:08
June 27 2012 06:04 GMT
#682
All I have to say is that I'm simply reminded about how awesome (edit: bear) druids are in WoW.
"[S]o be ready to kiss a few donkeys with glued-on paper horns during your unicorn hunt." -Some stupid 4x4 magazine
Flamingo777
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1190 Posts
June 27 2012 06:20 GMT
#683
On June 27 2012 10:51 Flonomenalz wrote:
what the

i read this thread way back when i lurked TL and didn't make an account.

some threads never die i guess

I also remember this thread, I'm glad it was bumped, great humor OP!
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
June 27 2012 06:24 GMT
#684
it's called 5 range queen
ziiiiiiing.
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
Unfortunate
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada132 Posts
June 27 2012 06:35 GMT
#685
On June 27 2012 13:14 Ordained wrote:
Pretty random thread to get necro'd


No. This is the perfect thread to necro, it has relevance and is timeless.
Manager, Head Admin of Sc2 for Playhem
luddelolz
Profile Joined June 2012
Sweden28 Posts
June 27 2012 06:43 GMT
#686
BEST_UNIT_EVAR
its okay
stink123
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States241 Posts
June 27 2012 06:49 GMT
#687
This unit really needs to be in HotS, if only as a joke unit.
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
June 27 2012 06:50 GMT
#688
Baller the great admin smurf account <3
Write your own song!
Sinedd
Profile Joined July 2008
Poland7052 Posts
June 27 2012 07:14 GMT
#689
lmaonade..
T H C makes ppl happy
An2quamaraN
Profile Joined March 2011
Poland379 Posts
June 27 2012 07:17 GMT
#690
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never actually do this.


You are that guy...that kills all the jokes...D:


That was a very entertaining read, even though You probably did not spend more than 10 minutes to write it. Can I have some of what you're smoking?
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
June 27 2012 07:23 GMT
#691
if you burrow both of them and the roach has tunneling claws, can it move?
fast food. y u no make me fast? <( ಠ益ಠ <)
CatNzHat
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1599 Posts
June 27 2012 07:27 GMT
#692
On June 27 2012 15:04 Oiseaux wrote:
All I have to say is that I'm simply reminded about how awesome (edit: bear) druids are in WoW.

yes!
now if only blizzard would had hydroach as a new race in the next wow expansion
Wyk
Profile Joined March 2011
314 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-27 07:37:55
June 27 2012 07:36 GMT
#693
+ Show Spoiler +
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.
+ Show Spoiler +
this actually works with any zerg unit
+ Show Spoiler +
any zerg unit
+ Show Spoiler +
any roach - MY GOD NUKE THE ROACH TOWER, its the only way to be sure
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
June 29 2012 08:10 GMT
#694
You could morph this unit like Protoss morph archons. This could work.
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Highwinds
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada955 Posts
June 29 2012 08:21 GMT
#695
On June 27 2012 13:09 docvoc wrote:
Baller wherefore art thou, baller.


isnt it leaked that baller=hotbid?
Yes It's a Good Day. 저는 아이유 사랑해요!
Rimak
Profile Joined January 2012
Denmark434 Posts
June 29 2012 08:23 GMT
#696
Has anyone already suggested a ZEALOTCARRIER, basically a carrier with charge, and shoot zealots instead of interceptors.
2000 Jungler 66% Hecarim, 63% Volibear, 60% Jarvan IV
nakedsurfer
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada500 Posts
June 29 2012 08:25 GMT
#697
How did I never come across this? It's so genius.
Root4Root
SharkStarcraft
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria2225 Posts
June 29 2012 08:29 GMT
#698
dafuq did i just read
Cogito, ergo Toss
MrASAP
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom63 Posts
June 29 2012 08:55 GMT
#699
mega lolz
shawty
Profile Joined June 2010
United Kingdom294 Posts
June 29 2012 09:01 GMT
#700
On June 27 2012 16:36 Wyk wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.
+ Show Spoiler +
this actually works with any zerg unit
+ Show Spoiler +
any zerg unit
+ Show Spoiler +
any roach - MY GOD NUKE THE ROACH TOWER, its the only way to be sure


I desperately want someone to make this in a UMS....
hyperknight
Profile Joined May 2011
294 Posts
June 29 2012 09:05 GMT
#701
dafuq did i just read...
"you 6poll?" - aLive to IdrA on NASL Sunday Showmatch, Feb 2012
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 29 2012 09:09 GMT
#702
IMO we should bump all of the threads and comments made by baller. The dude is a legend.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Strabismus
Profile Joined July 2011
United Kingdom65 Posts
June 29 2012 09:11 GMT
#703
This is by far the best thread I've seen on Team Liquid
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dabbeljuh
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany159 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 09:14:42
June 29 2012 09:14 GMT
#704
On June 29 2012 18:11 Strabismus wrote:
This is by far the best thread I've seen on Team Liquid

agreed ~


edit: oh its a necrothread. but still great
Animzor
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden2154 Posts
June 29 2012 09:20 GMT
#705
On June 27 2012 10:52 opterown wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2012 10:51 Flonomenalz wrote:
what the

i read this thread way back when i lurked TL and didn't make an account.

some threads never die i guess

ahaha me too


It wasn't that long ago, lol. Also, how the fuck do you already have over 5k posts? Jesus Christ you must be working hard.
Emix_Squall
Profile Joined February 2012
France705 Posts
June 29 2012 09:35 GMT
#706
On June 29 2012 18:11 Strabismus wrote:
This is by far the best thread I've seen on Team Liquid


Like that dude said

Great read
opterown *
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia54784 Posts
June 29 2012 13:01 GMT
#707
On June 29 2012 18:20 Animzor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2012 10:52 opterown wrote:
On June 27 2012 10:51 Flonomenalz wrote:
what the

i read this thread way back when i lurked TL and didn't make an account.

some threads never die i guess

ahaha me too


It wasn't that long ago, lol. Also, how the fuck do you already have over 5k posts? Jesus Christ you must be working hard.

live reporting :D
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TL+ Member
D4V3Z02
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany693 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 13:05:26
June 29 2012 13:02 GMT
#708
Thats what they did in wc3, wow funny. Blizzard should implement it in hots as an easter egg and call it "BadUserFeedback".
http://www.twitch.tv/d4v3z02 all your base are belong to overlord
Wampaibist
Profile Joined July 2010
United States478 Posts
June 29 2012 13:05 GMT
#709
they should make lebron james a game finishing protoss unit
SpiZe
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada3640 Posts
June 29 2012 13:08 GMT
#710
Oh look it's this amazing thread again
simian_sc
Profile Joined August 2010
United States91 Posts
June 29 2012 13:10 GMT
#711
Hahaha. I love it! Call it a Hoach. Sounds like Hooch, but less skanky.
"I only speak two languages, english and bad english."
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
June 29 2012 15:33 GMT
#712
On June 29 2012 22:08 SpiZe wrote:
Oh look it's this amazing thread again


It always pops up and its always very funny.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
SoloZergg
Profile Joined October 2011
United States90 Posts
June 29 2012 15:36 GMT
#713
Hahah best troll post ever
I fuckin' love lurkers...
CcCFlu
Profile Joined February 2011
Switzerland68 Posts
June 29 2012 15:37 GMT
#714
could please change the name to roachalisk
sounds better imo xD
For the fucking sworm!!!
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
June 29 2012 15:40 GMT
#715
Haha. Someone dug this thread up? I love this and had not seen it in awhile. Good stuff.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32740 Posts
June 29 2012 15:43 GMT
#716
Whoever made this post needs to make more stuff like this, but maybe on a blog instead so we don't have such a comedic genius banned.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
SoloZergg
Profile Joined October 2011
United States90 Posts
June 29 2012 15:43 GMT
#717
On September 16 2010 10:31 iNcontroL wrote:
the sad part is this parody will be lost on a lot of people

Please stop making up units and posting a thread about it. They always suck.

You're just mad because you'd get owned with the hydraroach, frickin naysayer, naysay elsewhere
I fuckin' love lurkers...
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
June 29 2012 15:48 GMT
#718
lolol, every time I see this thread pop up I laugh again. Never gets old. XD
Administrator
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 29 2012 15:50 GMT
#719
lolol this is so funny
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Crownlol
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States3726 Posts
June 29 2012 15:52 GMT
#720
This is awesome!

Lol hydra parachute
shaGuar :: elemeNt :: XeqtR :: naikon :: method
Kotreb
Profile Joined June 2011
Croatia1392 Posts
June 29 2012 16:13 GMT
#721
this is the best thing ever. if it doesn't get implemented i will commit mass suicide with all of blizzards employees. best laugh in a looong time. gratz.
If you don't sin Jesus died for nothing.
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
June 29 2012 16:14 GMT
#722
yeah....the picture is cool, but its really cheesy and I just realized this post is is very old lol
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
June 29 2012 16:16 GMT
#723
I'm glad this came back to the top of SC2 general, it's actually a cool idea to morph them together (maybe not with all the perks mentioned) kind of like templars.
FoTG fighting!
Emix_Squall
Profile Joined February 2012
France705 Posts
June 29 2012 16:19 GMT
#724
Best post on an internet forum, ever
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
June 29 2012 16:23 GMT
#725
OH MY GOD! This is da bomb.
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
QQKachoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States192 Posts
June 29 2012 16:47 GMT
#726
This post is full of win. I got some good lulz from this :D
@QKachoo
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
June 29 2012 16:52 GMT
#727
i laughed so hard
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
CrtBalorda
Profile Joined December 2011
Slovenia704 Posts
June 29 2012 16:58 GMT
#728
Have to say we dont have enough silly threads like this.
4th August 2012...Never forget.....
VPVanek
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada238 Posts
June 29 2012 17:00 GMT
#729
I had a good laugh, thanks man :D
FoXer
TheCzarOfAll
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States170 Posts
June 29 2012 17:08 GMT
#730
I haven't laughed this hard in SOOOOO long. You truly are a baller, good sir.
Yes.
PersonDudeGuy
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada47 Posts
June 29 2012 17:12 GMT
#731
This is the greatest troll thread i have ever seen in my whole life, i have never laughed as hard at other threads like this as i did just now.
Double hellion openings ftw
Fueled
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1610 Posts
June 29 2012 17:39 GMT
#732
omg haha! Thank you for this thread. Needed a good laugh today
The Wood League - Where a double gas opening can still mean a Marine/SCV all-in
MysteryTerran
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States178 Posts
June 29 2012 17:40 GMT
#733
But I didnt laugh
Playing Protoss is like playing Guitar Hero on Very Easy
Woj
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States133 Posts
June 29 2012 17:46 GMT
#734
Z imba =p
Kamakiri
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden312 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 17:49:26
June 29 2012 17:49 GMT
#735
the amount of creativity is astounding.....
cancer lancer, faceless cancer
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
June 29 2012 17:58 GMT
#736
This thread again lol
I wonder how's baller doing. I don't see his golden posts for a while.
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
June 29 2012 18:00 GMT
#737
On June 30 2012 02:58 boon2537 wrote:
This thread again lol
I wonder how's baller doing. I don't see his golden posts for a while.


Baller's too busy interviewing people all the time.
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
June 29 2012 18:02 GMT
#738
On June 30 2012 03:00 holy_war wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2012 02:58 boon2537 wrote:
This thread again lol
I wonder how's baller doing. I don't see his golden posts for a while.


Baller's too busy interviewing people all the time.

How can one man do so much?
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Monochromatic
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States997 Posts
June 29 2012 19:01 GMT
#739
Blizzard should just add this to Z in HotS, instead of the swarm host.
MC: "Guys I need your support! iam poor make me nerd baller" __________________________________________RIP Violet
GodOfWarAReS
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany105 Posts
June 29 2012 19:05 GMT
#740
this is absolutly... the worst idea i've ever seen. like srsly the logic behind this comes from the 14 year old boy with an iq of 80
xTrim
Profile Joined April 2011
472 Posts
June 29 2012 19:13 GMT
#741
this is a good laugh
Ambre
Profile Joined July 2011
France416 Posts
June 29 2012 19:13 GMT
#742
On June 30 2012 04:05 GodOfWarAReS wrote:
this is absolutly... the worst idea i've ever seen. like srsly the logic behind this comes from the 14 year old boy with an iq of 80



This is almost as funny as the OP :D

(well, not really.)
"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." - Aldous Huxley
The Final Boss
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1839 Posts
June 29 2012 19:24 GMT
#743
I'm so glad I got the chance to read this. Somehow I never had seen this until just now hahahaha.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
June 29 2012 19:24 GMT
#744
Blizzard already said they would implement this into the next expansion after HOTS. It's the unit zerg deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Riquiz
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands402 Posts
June 29 2012 19:25 GMT
#745
Haha this keeps being funny ;D

+1

~<3
Caster man does casting on yt/RiquizCasts
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
June 29 2012 19:28 GMT
#746
This makes me lol every time it gets bumped.
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
Forester
Profile Joined September 2010
United States116 Posts
June 29 2012 19:31 GMT
#747
The scariest part of this is that Blizzards thought process when it comes to unit design probably isn't much different from ballers 0.0
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
plasmidghost
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgium16168 Posts
July 03 2012 09:53 GMT
#748
So when will baller get hired by Blizzard to design new units for Legacy of the Void? I would buy multiple copies for friends if he gets to design new units.
Yugoslavia will always live on in my heart
vidium
Profile Joined January 2012
Romania222 Posts
July 03 2012 11:46 GMT
#749
next we will have the marine-reaper-marauder...marines shooting concusive shells and grenades, having 200 hp and jumping over cliffs
You ever notice how no one returns to the barracks?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 13 2012 20:02 GMT
#750
The only known counter to the hellbat.
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AGIANTSMURF
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1232 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 20:05:06
October 13 2012 20:04 GMT
#751
Oh god, every time I get caught off guard by this....

seems appropriate with hots beta however



now i have thought of a new unit that blizzard will probably steal 4 heart of the swarm expansion but i dont mind if they call it "baller rank" when it reaches 10+ kills


fucking epic...
Thats "Grand-Master" SMURF to you.....
ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
October 13 2012 20:04 GMT
#752
Every time.
secret - never again
Surili
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom1141 Posts
October 13 2012 20:06 GMT
#753
Gonna actually reread the whole op now.
The world is ending what should we do about it?
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
October 13 2012 20:07 GMT
#754
Epic bump probe.
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SpiZe
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada3640 Posts
October 13 2012 20:10 GMT
#755
♥

This thread is still as good as it was
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
October 13 2012 20:19 GMT
#756
Oh gawd this thread XD It always seems to pop up in the right time.

Out of curiosity, has anyone ever re-posted this thread on the b.net forums?
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
October 13 2012 20:23 GMT
#757
On October 14 2012 05:19 nooboon wrote:
Oh gawd this thread XD It always seems to pop up in the right time.

Out of curiosity, has anyone ever re-posted this thread on the b.net forums?

Yeah but they said the idea isn't really baller enough, guess it should've been baller himself posting it there.
Gugu
Profile Joined October 2011
United States79 Posts
October 13 2012 20:24 GMT
#758
Best ever
hi
PolskaGora
Profile Joined May 2011
United States547 Posts
October 13 2012 20:29 GMT
#759
LOL I can't believe this thread was bumped just now. I just happened to be randomly watching GSL August 2011 code S ro16 for good old times sake, and Wolf/Doa mentioned this thread and unit in their cast. It was pretty funny, but I had no clue as to the context. Now I come to TL and I see this thread bumped. Unreal coincidence O.O
Tracking treasure down
FeyFey
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany10114 Posts
October 13 2012 20:30 GMT
#760
Nice bump, this time I didn't fell for it though, but actually clicked to read new comments xD.
Messi
Profile Joined September 2011
United States212 Posts
October 13 2012 20:36 GMT
#761
rofl that was funnyyyy. Nice bump!
shizaep
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada2920 Posts
October 13 2012 20:40 GMT
#762
Haha, I just found out about this thread and it was literally the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. We should really make more threads like these, especially now with people pitching all these HotS ideas.

No, seriously, great work baller. This was some funny shit.
You mean I just write stuff here and other people can see it?
Eitros
Profile Joined June 2012
18 Posts
October 13 2012 20:41 GMT
#763
Haha, epic.
ColA-
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada66 Posts
October 13 2012 20:42 GMT
#764
DAMN! LOoool that's sick, make it
Nerf probes, they carry to many minerals.
kanada
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada255 Posts
October 13 2012 20:45 GMT
#765
Every time this gets bumped it makes me happy :D If only.
ChaiNs
Profile Joined June 2012
57 Posts
October 13 2012 22:11 GMT
#766
Thread necro is completely acceptable to bring back the idea of the hydra-roach and the hydra parachute.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
October 13 2012 22:16 GMT
#767
Hahahaha I saw the thread title in the sidebar, and I said aloud "What is it, the hydraroach?"

Good times.
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Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
October 13 2012 22:17 GMT
#768
this guy post anymore?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
October 13 2012 22:21 GMT
#769
On October 14 2012 07:17 Aveng3r wrote:
this guy post anymore?


According to his profile, not in over a year

He's HotBid, right?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
ROOTCatZ
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Peru1226 Posts
October 13 2012 22:25 GMT
#770
how did I miss this until today, I laughed out out at least 5 times, you're a genius baller love your sense of humor
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ROOTCatZ
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Peru1226 Posts
October 13 2012 22:27 GMT
#771
On June 30 2012 04:05 GodOfWarAReS wrote:
this is absolutly... the worst idea i've ever seen. like srsly the logic behind this comes from the 14 year old boy with an iq of 80


LOL you must be a 13 year old with an iq of 75 tops
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Holytornados
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1022 Posts
October 13 2012 22:30 GMT
#772
9/10 would read again
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CikaZombi
Profile Joined August 2011
Serbia630 Posts
October 13 2012 22:32 GMT
#773
10/10 Did read again.
You can no more evade my wrath, than you could your own shadow.
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
October 13 2012 22:33 GMT
#774
A beer says it will be in LotV.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Clayberg
Profile Joined October 2011
United States15 Posts
October 13 2012 22:33 GMT
#775
On October 14 2012 07:32 CikaZombi wrote:
10/10 Did read again.


9.7

Would read 97% of it again
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
October 14 2012 00:53 GMT
#776
oldy but goldy
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imJealous
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1382 Posts
October 14 2012 00:54 GMT
#777
Oh Probe1 you rascal!
... In life very little goes right. "Right" meaning the way one expected and the way one wanted it. One has no right to want or expect anything.
Ichabod
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1659 Posts
October 14 2012 00:59 GMT
#778
In a world of drama , this thread is a refreshing breeze to bring lighthearted irony back to the world.

Hellbat today, tomorrow: the HydraRoach!!!
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
October 14 2012 01:00 GMT
#779
I miss baller
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
-y0shi-
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany994 Posts
October 14 2012 01:01 GMT
#780

how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord?
this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom.


this is pure gold :D
iHirO
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1381 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-14 01:27:54
October 14 2012 01:06 GMT
#781
Whenever this thread gets bumped, Im always reminded of this gif.

+ Show Spoiler +
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Chronos.
Profile Joined February 2012
United States805 Posts
October 14 2012 01:44 GMT
#782
Man I remember reading this thread a long time ago. For some reason I laughed even harder this time XD
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 14 2012 01:47 GMT
#783
I love it when this gets bumped, hot bid baller is a genius
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10329 Posts
October 14 2012 01:49 GMT
#784
LOL i saw the name on the side

im like, hm this should be interesting!

Wait, isn't this the -- oh, yup hydra roach thread bump :D
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danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
October 14 2012 01:53 GMT
#785
Hydroach? ^^
I like the name at least...
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zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
October 14 2012 01:55 GMT
#786
oh this thing got bumped again.
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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
October 14 2012 01:58 GMT
#787
Just as we use hydro power for cleaner air, the zergs must use hydroach power for better units. Or something
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Riquiz
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands402 Posts
October 14 2012 02:03 GMT
#788
Haha every time this thread gets bumped, it cracks me up big-time.
Caster man does casting on yt/RiquizCasts
Alopex
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia32 Posts
October 14 2012 02:18 GMT
#789
LOL
DoomDragoon
Profile Joined January 2011
United States38 Posts
October 14 2012 02:32 GMT
#790
hey, with the way HOTS is going, you never know. Something like this is now a possibility!
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 14 2012 02:35 GMT
#791
On October 14 2012 07:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 07:17 Aveng3r wrote:
this guy post anymore?


According to his profile, not in over a year

He's HotBid, right?

I remember seeing an interview with HotBid somewhere that sorta showed that he wasn't Baller. The girl was listing a bunch of people on TL or something and mentioned Baller, then said something like "you know...right...Baller?" HotBid just didn't really know what she was talking about. Most people disassociated HotBid with Baller from this.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
MateShade
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia736 Posts
October 14 2012 02:38 GMT
#792
How about a twilight surfer? hT can surf on the back of phoenix
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
October 14 2012 02:48 GMT
#793
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hellbat
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Steelo_Rivers
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1968 Posts
October 14 2012 03:17 GMT
#794
On September 16 2010 10:06 sikyon wrote:
I have a genius idea:

The zerguardian.

How would this work?

Think of a guardian. Ok, now the guardian shoots zerglings.

But maybe we'll have to nerf the lings abit and give them a timer to prevent a zerg player from getting infinite lings from 1 zerguardian.

Much cooler than hydraroach.

and then the brood lord was born....
ok
Insomni7
Profile Joined June 2011
667 Posts
October 14 2012 03:18 GMT
#795
Can someone please please use the map editor and make this unit a reality? I would but I have no experience with this kind of modding.
Never Forget.
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
October 14 2012 03:23 GMT
#796
On October 14 2012 12:18 Insomni7 wrote:
Can someone please please use the map editor and make this unit a reality? I would but I have no experience with this kind of modding.


Is that even possible with the map editor o.O...I would doubt it
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TechNoTrance
Profile Joined May 2012
Canada1007 Posts
October 14 2012 03:24 GMT
#797
This thread is saving ESPORTS from the pointless drama threads right now.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Lokerek
Profile Joined December 2011
United States441 Posts
October 14 2012 03:28 GMT
#798
On October 14 2012 11:48 wo1fwood wrote:
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hellbat


Thank you for making my day
Almost as good as the 'how to kill a lurker' thread :D
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
October 14 2012 03:32 GMT
#799
On October 14 2012 12:28 Lokerek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 11:48 wo1fwood wrote:
[image loading]
hellbat


Thank you for making my day
Almost as good as the 'how to kill a lurker' thread :D


thats terrifying...
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Morton
Profile Joined July 2012
United States152 Posts
October 14 2012 03:36 GMT
#800
so wait, wut happenz if you like......neural parasite the roach

and the hydra is riding it

OR LIKE

if you neural parasite the hydra, and its riding the roach

but srsly, it raises the fundimintel question

does the roach carry the hydra, or does the hydra ride the roach????????!?!?!?!???
Russet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States48 Posts
October 14 2012 03:37 GMT
#801
I miss baller
ImNightmare
Profile Joined May 2012
1575 Posts
October 14 2012 04:40 GMT
#802
This is genius....but what would happen if a roachydra walks against a rock? Will the hydra fall off and die? I am sure browder would love it if rocks have a bigger purpose then being annoying.
Steelo_Rivers
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1968 Posts
October 14 2012 05:00 GMT
#803
On October 14 2012 13:40 ImNightmare wrote:
This is genius....but what would happen if a roachydra walks against a rock? Will the hydra fall off and die? I am sure browder would love it if rocks have a bigger purpose then being annoying.

or what if....

the hydraroach fell over a browder. im sure the rocks would love it if browder had a bigger purpose than being annoying.

(mind = blown)
ok
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
October 14 2012 05:24 GMT
#804
FUCK YES EVERY TIME THIS GETS BUMPED I GET A BURST OF JOY

Love this thread. Definitely one of the classic TL threads haha
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
October 14 2012 05:25 GMT
#805
On October 14 2012 12:37 Russet wrote:
I miss baller


baller was proven to be Hot_Bid, so hes never actually been gone.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
FakeDouble
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia676 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-14 05:39:38
October 14 2012 05:32 GMT
#806
On October 14 2012 12:36 Morton wrote:
so wait, wut happenz if you like......neural parasite the roach

and the hydra is riding it

OR LIKE

if you neural parasite the hydra, and its riding the roach

but srsly, it raises the fundimintel question

does the roach carry the hydra, or does the hydra ride the roach????????!?!?!?!???


Both.

However, if you neural the roach you only get roach and the hydra gets off and kills your infestor, but if you neural the hydra you get both. But to neural the hydra you need air vision, otherwise you can't target it.
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slyderturtle
Profile Joined August 2010
United States267 Posts
October 14 2012 05:42 GMT
#807
man it doesn't seem like this was made so long ago... nice bump
I love this thread :D
TAMinator
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia2706 Posts
October 14 2012 06:20 GMT
#808
On October 14 2012 14:32 FakeDouble wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 12:36 Morton wrote:
so wait, wut happenz if you like......neural parasite the roach

and the hydra is riding it

OR LIKE

if you neural parasite the hydra, and its riding the roach

but srsly, it raises the fundimintel question

does the roach carry the hydra, or does the hydra ride the roach????????!?!?!?!???


Both.

However, if you neural the roach you only get roach and the hydra gets off and kills your infestor, but if you neural the hydra you get both. But to neural the hydra you need air vision, otherwise you can't target it.

WRONG. Infestors can neural air units u dont need "air vision"
BadAssJ
Profile Joined October 2012
United States136 Posts
October 14 2012 06:28 GMT
#809

2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.

how does a hydraroach move?
a hydraroach moves as fast as a roach. if u have roach speed, it moves as fast as a roach with speed.

wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach?
the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it. but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.

can my hydraroach walk over cliffs?
the roach part cannot but hydra has ability called "dismount" and if u use it near a cliff hydra can walk off roach onto cliff.

can vikings and turrets hit my hydraroach?
yes. they can hit the hydra part of ur hydraroach. but a unit that only hits ground can only hit the roach part.

how does a hydraroach attack?
hydraroach has 2 attacks, 1 from the hydra and 1 from the roach.

how does burrowing work? this seems complicated...
dont worry baller will explain 4 u.

to burrow u must press burrow twice, once to burrow the roach and then to burrow the hydra. to unburrow u need to press it twice as well.

this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??

how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord?
this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom. so u can fit 4 into an overlord.

does a hydraroach have any counter?
no. the only counter to a hydraroach is to have more hydraroaches. but thors do good vs hydraroach bc it can kill hydra from long range using air attack then attack the roach.

if u have any tips or tricks or want 2 pre-add hydraroach to liquipedia, plz do so but credit me as the creator of this new unit thx
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bGr.MetHiX
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
October 14 2012 06:28 GMT
#810
this should be in blogs
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-14 16:00:58
October 14 2012 15:54 GMT
#811
On October 14 2012 14:25 Antimatterz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 12:37 Russet wrote:
I miss baller


baller was proven to be Hot_Bid, so hes never actually been gone.


Source?

Pretty sure he was proven not be be Hot_Bid

Edit:
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10329 Posts
October 15 2012 01:30 GMT
#812
On October 14 2012 11:35 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 07:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On October 14 2012 07:17 Aveng3r wrote:
this guy post anymore?


According to his profile, not in over a year

He's HotBid, right?

I remember seeing an interview with HotBid somewhere that sorta showed that he wasn't Baller. The girl was listing a bunch of people on TL or something and mentioned Baller, then said something like "you know...right...Baller?" HotBid just didn't really know what she was talking about. Most people disassociated HotBid with Baller from this.


those people wouldn't have considered that someone who would troll so elaborately as baller might you know... want to make it look like they don't know or are not baller?
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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
October 15 2012 01:34 GMT
#813
On October 15 2012 00:54 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2012 14:25 Antimatterz wrote:
On October 14 2012 12:37 Russet wrote:
I miss baller


baller was proven to be Hot_Bid, so hes never actually been gone.


Source?

Pretty sure he was proven not be be Hot_Bid

Edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2qzcpTyd8#t=3m45s


Um, that is exactly the source haha, the way Hot_Bid tries to dodge the question is the main reason people think Hot_Bid was baller.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
willoc
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada1530 Posts
October 15 2012 02:20 GMT
#814
This unit needs a siege mode where the roach burrows... but guess what: it also regenerates!
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid!
zyglrox
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1168 Posts
October 15 2012 02:23 GMT
#815
On October 15 2012 11:20 willoc wrote:
This unit needs a siege mode where the roach burrows... but guess what: it also regenerates!


i like a dis
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dreamseller
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Australia914 Posts
October 15 2012 02:28 GMT
#816
On October 15 2012 11:23 zyglrox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 11:20 willoc wrote:
This unit needs a siege mode where the roach burrows... but guess what: it also regenerates!


i like a dis


but what ELSE would siege mode give a roach? I think a good idea would be a "nudge", which would allow the sieged roach to nudge buildings - off cliffs, into water, into other buildings (they'd explode). it'd mean that players would have to finally pay attention to building placement, rather than the current abhorrent chaotic state of affairs where you just see buildings fucking EVERYWHERE.
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Medrea
Profile Joined May 2011
10003 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-15 03:30:51
October 15 2012 03:30 GMT
#817
On October 15 2012 11:28 dreamseller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 11:23 zyglrox wrote:
On October 15 2012 11:20 willoc wrote:
This unit needs a siege mode where the roach burrows... but guess what: it also regenerates!


i like a dis


but what ELSE would siege mode give a roach? I think a good idea would be a "nudge", which would allow the sieged roach to nudge buildings - off cliffs, into water, into other buildings (they'd explode). it'd mean that players would have to finally pay attention to building placement, rather than the current abhorrent chaotic state of affairs where you just see buildings fucking EVERYWHERE.


After researching roach siege mode, the roach can then burrow underneath enemy structures. The roach can then unburrow under the building and carry the building on its back.

This also gives buildings high ground.

So Protoss structures can be taken out by corrupters.

But ALSO a zerg can unburrow on his own SPINECRAWLERS allowing them to attack air units as well. So now instead of building spore crawlers zerg can just move his spinecrawlers around.

An addition to this, while the spinecrawler is on the roaches back it is still considered as burrowed but the roach takes damage over time because it hurts. To eliminate this penalty players have to research Roach Tentacle Rape Resistance, doing so allows the zerg to have fully mobile spinecrawlers in addition to the roach!
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aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
October 15 2012 03:44 GMT
#818
ok two bumps in one week is a bit much...
can i get my estro logo back pls
shizaep
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada2920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-19 04:15:37
October 15 2012 04:27 GMT
#819
NM what I said before, sick idea.
You mean I just write stuff here and other people can see it?
riser
Profile Joined September 2010
21 Posts
November 17 2012 05:25 GMT
#820
Idra vs Roro would have been much different with this unit available...
Zennith
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States795 Posts
November 17 2012 05:26 GMT
#821
I dunno. I think it would have only helped Idra.

Headline: "Idra uses little known unit called the 'Hydra-Roach' to take game one from Roro!"
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awwnuts07
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States621 Posts
November 17 2012 05:34 GMT
#822
This thread will never die.
I'm a noob
Torvaltz
Profile Joined August 2012
United States188 Posts
November 17 2012 05:35 GMT
#823
Thanks, baller.
melee is sick
LeeDawg
Profile Joined April 2012
United States1306 Posts
November 17 2012 05:40 GMT
#824
everytime this thread gets bumped it makes my day
:-)
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
November 17 2012 05:42 GMT
#825
On October 14 2012 13:40 ImNightmare wrote:
This is genius....but what would happen if a roachydra walks against a rock? Will the hydra fall off and die? I am sure browder would love it if rocks have a bigger purpose then being annoying.

The hydra can choose to offload onto the rock, clearly
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 17 2012 05:48 GMT
#826
So glad this got bumped... baller lives on in our hearts
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Forikorder
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada8840 Posts
November 17 2012 05:58 GMT
#827
i wonder how many times ill click on this thread not realising ive seen it before
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3519 Posts
November 17 2012 06:04 GMT
#828
Problem with this concept is no one would make hydraroaches. People would just make ling-hydras and run around the map really really fast with them. Or roach-roaches because a roach on top of a roach is pretty awesome.
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PiGStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia987 Posts
November 17 2012 06:06 GMT
#829
LOL thanks for necroing this made me actually lol!
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andrenyheim85
Profile Joined March 2011
11 Posts
November 17 2012 06:07 GMT
#830
broodfestor would compliment this well
Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
November 17 2012 06:09 GMT
#831
If a phoenix lifts a hydraroach does the roach get lonely? What if the hydra gets killed by phoenixes while the roach watches helplessly, or the roach gets killed and the hydra has no one to fall back on?
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Zennith
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States795 Posts
November 17 2012 06:12 GMT
#832
On November 17 2012 15:09 Caihead wrote:
If a phoenix lifts a hydraroach does the roach get lonely? What if the hydra gets killed by phoenixes while the roach watches helplessly, or the roach gets killed and the hydra has no one to fall back on?



Sometimes we forget the human tragedy of this game.
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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
November 17 2012 06:20 GMT
#833
On November 17 2012 15:12 Zennith wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2012 15:09 Caihead wrote:
If a phoenix lifts a hydraroach does the roach get lonely? What if the hydra gets killed by phoenixes while the roach watches helplessly, or the roach gets killed and the hydra has no one to fall back on?



Sometimes we forget the human tragedy of this game.

Wouldn't that be Zerg tragedy?
Zennith
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States795 Posts
November 17 2012 06:20 GMT
#834
On November 17 2012 15:20 Antylamon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2012 15:12 Zennith wrote:
On November 17 2012 15:09 Caihead wrote:
If a phoenix lifts a hydraroach does the roach get lonely? What if the hydra gets killed by phoenixes while the roach watches helplessly, or the roach gets killed and the hydra has no one to fall back on?



Sometimes we forget the human tragedy of this game.

Wouldn't that be Zerg tragedy?



Too true, too true.
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shabby
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway6402 Posts
November 17 2012 06:28 GMT
#835
Still as valid an idea today.
Jaedong, Gumibear, Leenock, Byun
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
November 17 2012 06:31 GMT
#836
loled
bduddy
Profile Joined May 2012
United States1326 Posts
November 17 2012 06:58 GMT
#837
Someone should show this thread to the Korean guy that made the mining ultralisk video and all those others...
>Liquid'Nazgul: Of course you are completely right
Serpico
Profile Joined May 2010
4285 Posts
November 17 2012 06:59 GMT
#838
call it the roadra.
DrGreen
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland708 Posts
November 17 2012 08:02 GMT
#839
I never expect this after clicking this thread, makes me giggle every single time.
MilesTeg
Profile Joined September 2010
France1271 Posts
November 17 2012 08:34 GMT
#840
After all this time, no one has made a custom map with the hydraroach? I'm disappointed TL.
MasterCynical
Profile Joined September 2012
505 Posts
November 17 2012 08:35 GMT
#841
I saw this on reddit and immediately thought about this thread.



and it turns out it just got bumped today... how uncanny.
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10329 Posts
November 17 2012 22:19 GMT
#842
On November 17 2012 17:35 MasterCynical wrote:
I saw this on reddit and immediately thought about this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJnR168nKw&feature=youtu.be

and it turns out it just got bumped today... how uncanny.


hehe they shoulda made it so that ultra can attack air while loaded like that :D
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Bozaza
Profile Joined December 2010
United States14 Posts
November 17 2012 22:32 GMT
#843
On November 18 2012 07:19 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2012 17:35 MasterCynical wrote:
I saw this on reddit and immediately thought about this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJnR168nKw&feature=youtu.be

and it turns out it just got bumped today... how uncanny.


hehe they shoulda made it so that ultra can attack air while loaded like that :D


Did you watch the whole video? That's exactly what they did.
Mahavishnu
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada396 Posts
November 17 2012 23:03 GMT
#844
Figners crossed for LotV
everything is gravity
Solarsail
Profile Joined July 2012
United Kingdom538 Posts
November 17 2012 23:08 GMT
#845
I wish baller was still around.
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Fencar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States2694 Posts
November 17 2012 23:15 GMT
#846
This thread shall never die.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
PieTaster
Profile Joined September 2011
52 Posts
November 23 2012 20:44 GMT
#847
I want this bad.
The brofestors are after you next.
DontNerfInfestors
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain280 Posts
November 23 2012 21:03 GMT
#848
SIIIIIIIIIIICK IM LOVIN IT
Please dont nerf them.Infestors are fine.
JonIrenicus
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Italy602 Posts
November 23 2012 21:05 GMT
#849
--- Nuked ---
norterrible
Profile Joined October 2009
United States618 Posts
November 23 2012 21:20 GMT
#850
On November 24 2012 06:05 JonIrenicus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2012 07:32 Bozaza wrote:
On November 18 2012 07:19 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
On November 17 2012 17:35 MasterCynical wrote:
I saw this on reddit and immediately thought about this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJnR168nKw&feature=youtu.be

and it turns out it just got bumped today... how uncanny.


hehe they shoulda made it so that ultra can attack air while loaded like that :D


Did you watch the whole video? That's exactly what they did.

I don't understand if you are trying to troll, but he is referring to the current state of Starcraft 2, where ultra don't attack air


?? how can you possibly know that from his post?
kekeke
DontNerfInfestors
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain280 Posts
November 23 2012 21:27 GMT
#851
Who else thinks marines should have rodeos with roaches?
Please dont nerf them.Infestors are fine.
TheHourglass
Profile Joined November 2012
11 Posts
November 24 2012 03:16 GMT
#852
BRILLIANT!
Save the endangered tree octopus!
Zenatsu
Profile Joined February 2011
100 Posts
November 24 2012 03:21 GMT
#853
September 16 2010 09:59


That's when this thread was started.

Why and how is this thread still alive. LOL!
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
November 24 2012 03:23 GMT
#854
this gets me every single time...
High Risk Low Reward
Azriel
Profile Joined December 2010
Mexico462 Posts
November 24 2012 03:31 GMT
#855
Hydraroach, huh. Amazing. Baller should be lead designer for the next expansion.
DKR
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom622 Posts
January 11 2013 14:17 GMT
#856
Just had a thought... why didn't blizzard read this thread and implement it in hots...
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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
January 11 2013 14:36 GMT
#857
I love it when this thread get bumped :D
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Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
January 11 2013 14:38 GMT
#858
On November 17 2012 17:35 MasterCynical wrote:
I saw this on reddit and immediately thought about this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJnR168nKw&feature=youtu.be

and it turns out it just got bumped today... how uncanny.


loooool this would be amazing, although a slightly uneven trade xD
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StrinterN
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark531 Posts
January 11 2013 14:40 GMT
#859
What the! :DD
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Laurens
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium4541 Posts
January 11 2013 14:41 GMT
#860
we need baller to design some new terran units for HOTS, blizzard isn't competent enough.
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
January 22 2013 17:35 GMT
#861
Gangnam style!

Imagine the combo of the new Gangnam style dance moves for hydra and roach, and then you get the hydraroach to finish it up. Also check the upgrade that roaches get in HotS campaign:

Roach
Mutations
Hydriodic Bile: Gain +8 damage vs. light units.

lolol, blizzard got inspired by baller's genius
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herMan
Profile Joined November 2010
Japan2053 Posts
January 22 2013 20:34 GMT
#862
This thread has been necroed so many times it's not even funny anymore. Please stop!
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
January 22 2013 20:38 GMT
#863
On January 23 2013 05:34 herMan wrote:
This thread has been necroed so many times it's not even funny anymore. Please stop!

the irony is strong.
Tigi
Profile Joined October 2008
Germany472 Posts
January 22 2013 20:58 GMT
#864
On January 11 2013 23:17 DKR wrote:
Just had a thought... why didn't blizzard read this thread and implement it in hots...

Wow you piece of shit bumped this waaay to early ..

User was warned for this post
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HornyHydra
Profile Joined February 2011
Taiwan222 Posts
January 22 2013 20:58 GMT
#865
I love you balller, you are a complete baller.
Prime ♥
VelJa
Profile Joined October 2011
France1109 Posts
January 22 2013 21:09 GMT
#866
this thread definitely need be BUMPED sometimes
so goood
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renaissanceMAN
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1840 Posts
January 22 2013 21:09 GMT
#867
hydralisks can't ride roaches, wat
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Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
January 22 2013 21:13 GMT
#868
On January 23 2013 06:09 renaissanceMAN wrote:
hydralisks can't ride roaches, wat


If baller says they can, they can
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FluffyBinLaden
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States527 Posts
January 22 2013 21:30 GMT
#869
This thread... it needs to be killed. Killed with fire.

Nice to see it come around and visit so often though. I miss it.
Riddles in the Dark. Answers in the Light.
Ryuhou)aS(
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1174 Posts
January 22 2013 21:39 GMT
#870
ahhh this thread lololol
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bobsire
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada296 Posts
January 22 2013 21:45 GMT
#871
lmao I had a good laugh.
Riquiz
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands402 Posts
January 22 2013 21:51 GMT
#872
Hahaha this thread :3
It tends to pop up once in awhile, and just completely make my day

This should totally be a thing in the hots campaign, like the tauren marine bathroom thingy maybe :3
Caster man does casting on yt/RiquizCasts
MidnightZL
Profile Joined August 2012
Sweden203 Posts
January 22 2013 21:56 GMT
#873
This is pure comedy to me ......
- I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people - Jack Black
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
January 22 2013 22:00 GMT
#874
haha, again <3
ECHOZs
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States499 Posts
January 22 2013 22:06 GMT
#875
this thread is going to be great lol, if one race has forcefields should all races?
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
January 22 2013 22:10 GMT
#876
Maybe we can see it in campaign? :D
ECHOZs
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States499 Posts
January 22 2013 22:20 GMT
#877
On January 23 2013 07:10 Froadac wrote:
Maybe we can see it in campaign? :D

Aww nice, I think probes are just 50 min ff that do damage.
Unsane
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada170 Posts
January 22 2013 22:35 GMT
#878
lol
this is a gem
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NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
January 22 2013 22:59 GMT
#879
hahaha oh my god... I need to see an ultra riding 4 roaches :D
SoniC_eu
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark1008 Posts
January 22 2013 23:07 GMT
#880
Äww this insane idea again Long time no see haha
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yaletown
Profile Joined October 2011
Korea (South)110 Posts
January 22 2013 23:14 GMT
#881
Damn, I just pissed myself laughing and no one in my office plays starcraft, so I can't even explain myself. Everyone thinks I'm an ass right now, but this was worth it!
you're only as good as your last game
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
January 22 2013 23:15 GMT
#882
It would be cool if this unit was an easter egg in HOTS.
Wishing you well.
fishjie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1519 Posts
January 22 2013 23:19 GMT
#883
lololol so glad this was bumped didn't realize it was 2010

this is a million x better than the crap coming down the pipeline in HOTS
Drake
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany6146 Posts
January 22 2013 23:41 GMT
#884
how can a joke post from 2010 with only 45 sites still have postings ongoing xD
i want the god damn terratron and nothing else
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Dingobloo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia1903 Posts
January 22 2013 23:44 GMT
#885
I know what thread this is the second I see it in the side bar, but I still click it again.
MarkCJ
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada239 Posts
January 22 2013 23:44 GMT
#886
lol this threads become a classic
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Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
January 22 2013 23:46 GMT
#887
On January 23 2013 08:44 Dingobloo wrote:
I know what thread this is the second I see it in the side bar, but I still click it again.


Same lmao :D

What happened to baller?? I don't think I've ever seen him post and I joined in early 2011...
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
January 22 2013 23:48 GMT
#888
Zerg archons.
esports
SmackDiablo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States49 Posts
January 23 2013 00:01 GMT
#889
This made me lol
H0i
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands484 Posts
January 23 2013 00:02 GMT
#890
I remember this thread, and it was amazing. Rereading reminded me of a few years ago.
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
January 23 2013 00:16 GMT
#891
Ok, I am forced to click on this thread evertime I see it in the side bar. And even though I have read it a couple of times, I always read the whole thing and get a great laugh. I wish Blizzard would put this in as an easter egg somewhere.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
derpface
Profile Joined October 2012
Sweden925 Posts
January 27 2013 17:40 GMT
#892
lol that baller guy
gg no re #_< no1 Hydra and Leta fan >_#
ZAiNs
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom6525 Posts
January 27 2013 17:41 GMT
#893
On January 23 2013 08:46 Seldentar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2013 08:44 Dingobloo wrote:
I know what thread this is the second I see it in the side bar, but I still click it again.


Same lmao :D

What happened to baller?? I don't think I've ever seen him post and I joined in early 2011...

His identity was exposed, he was HotBid.
shadowy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Bulgaria305 Posts
January 27 2013 17:43 GMT
#894
I just had a blast from the past....
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Existor
Profile Joined July 2010
Russian Federation4295 Posts
January 27 2013 17:43 GMT
#895
Isn't better to name it more compact?

Just Hydroach, and not HydRAROach
BerkmanZ
Profile Joined August 2011
United States56 Posts
January 27 2013 18:51 GMT
#896
hahaha this was like the third time i have clicked this thread.
govie
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
9334 Posts
January 27 2013 18:56 GMT
#897
Creative, i really like the idea of combining units... now as terran, im thinkin, transformers.... Like u can link a thor to 2 hellion, 2 vikings, a siegetank and a medivac. to get optimus prime (OP hahaha ) which has a gattlingguns and selfheals itself^^
The two NBA teams in states with legal weed are called the Nuggets and the Blazers...
FrostedMiniWheats
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30730 Posts
January 27 2013 18:57 GMT
#898
Glad this thread is still getting necrobumped >_>

get on it Blizzard!
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Ryuhou)aS(
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1174 Posts
February 16 2013 05:48 GMT
#899
On January 28 2013 02:41 ZAiNs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2013 08:46 Seldentar wrote:
On January 23 2013 08:44 Dingobloo wrote:
I know what thread this is the second I see it in the side bar, but I still click it again.


Same lmao :D

What happened to baller?? I don't think I've ever seen him post and I joined in early 2011...

His identity was exposed, he was HotBid.


wait baller is hotbid?
BW. There will always be a special place in my heart for the game I spent 10 years to be mediocre at.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
February 16 2013 05:56 GMT
#900
On February 16 2013 14:48 Ryuhou)aS( wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2013 02:41 ZAiNs wrote:
On January 23 2013 08:46 Seldentar wrote:
On January 23 2013 08:44 Dingobloo wrote:
I know what thread this is the second I see it in the side bar, but I still click it again.


Same lmao :D

What happened to baller?? I don't think I've ever seen him post and I joined in early 2011...

His identity was exposed, he was HotBid.


wait baller is hotbid?


no, its all false.
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FYRE
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
New Zealand314 Posts
February 16 2013 06:11 GMT
#901
not this thread again.....
KumihO.
Profile Joined December 2012
United States55 Posts
February 16 2013 06:20 GMT
#902
Dude best idea ever +1
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
February 16 2013 06:21 GMT
#903
Immortal thread. . .
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Taefox
Profile Joined March 2010
1533 Posts
February 16 2013 06:25 GMT
#904
maybe in two years later with LotV someone still dig this thread again
@taefoxy
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
February 16 2013 06:29 GMT
#905
On February 16 2013 15:25 Porishan wrote:
maybe in two years later with LotV someone still dig this thread again

Blizzard better implement this into LotV if they aren't going to in HotS, it's just such a brilliant idea.
Proof.
Profile Joined August 2011
535 Posts
February 16 2013 06:32 GMT
#906
baller needs to post again so I can stalk dem posts.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how
DBS
Profile Joined July 2012
515 Posts
February 16 2013 06:40 GMT
#907
The thread is eternal. It will never die, all hail the baller!!!!
"a pitchfork is for hay. a trident is for killing bitches." -djwheat
xHadoken
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States171 Posts
February 16 2013 06:42 GMT
#908
Really like the idea! Can't wait to see it in LotV
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
February 16 2013 06:45 GMT
#909
This thread is golden lol.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Zennith
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States795 Posts
February 16 2013 06:47 GMT
#910
This thread will never die. That's a good thing.
Sentinel Gaming Competitive Team Manager | 1500+ points Masters Zerg | twitch.tv/zennith6
LOLItsRyann
Profile Joined April 2011
England551 Posts
February 16 2013 07:31 GMT
#911
Not again hahahahaha xD May this thread thrive eternally.
EG<3
Adonminus
Profile Joined January 2012
Israel543 Posts
February 16 2013 07:49 GMT
#912
hydraroach maxout incoming!
TechNoTrance
Profile Joined May 2012
Canada1007 Posts
February 16 2013 07:53 GMT
#913
On February 16 2013 15:11 FYRE wrote:
not this thread again.....


What is dead may never die.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
February 16 2013 07:58 GMT
#914
must have blazed a couple bowls for this thread.
~ The Ultimate Weapon
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
February 16 2013 08:05 GMT
#915
Fucking so good, don't know how many times I've seen this necroed but I love it every time.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
EnumaAvalon
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Philippines3613 Posts
February 16 2013 08:09 GMT
#916
It lives! Hahaha! We'll see if Stephano can make a 20 minute max hydraroach strat.
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 31 2015 06:57 GMT
#917
On February 16 2013 15:25 Taefox wrote:
maybe in two years later with LotV someone still dig this thread again

IT'S TIME!!

And still nothing from blizz on this amazing idea. I hear they're looking for a new Terran unit. Pretty sure we can come up with an amazing idea just like this for that slot!

Thor's with a hellion under each foot to make them skate around or something. Can shoot while moving obviously.
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10671 Posts
March 31 2015 07:01 GMT
#918
As soon as I saw the title I knew baller, LOL thanks for reviving this
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Arghmyliver
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1077 Posts
March 31 2015 07:01 GMT
#919
Lol - the ever undead Hydraroach. The answer to our prayers. You have returned to us.
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
gingerfluffmuff
Profile Joined January 2011
Austria4570 Posts
March 31 2015 07:04 GMT
#920
This unit shall solve all problems with SC2 - ingame and also outside of if. Maybe it will even bring global peace.
・゚✧:・゚+..。✧・゚:・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚ ゜・:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING *・゜・:・゚✧:・゚✧。゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:・゜・:・゚✧::・・:・゚・゚
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
April 03 2015 01:28 GMT
#921
Petition to change the new unit's name, based on its shape...

[image loading]
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robopork
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States511 Posts
April 03 2015 01:39 GMT
#922
On April 03 2015 10:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Petition to change the new unit's name, based on its shape...

[image loading]


Where do I sign?
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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13974 Posts
April 03 2015 01:54 GMT
#923
greatest OP on TL

baller the man the myth the legend
Kaina + Drones Linkcro Summon Cupsie Yummy Way
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
April 03 2015 01:57 GMT
#924
this is such a good idea on top of a good idea.

The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
JamesT
Profile Blog Joined October 2014
United States681 Posts
April 09 2015 02:53 GMT
#925
As a zerg, I would totally take this over the ravager
How are you doing today?
Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
April 09 2015 02:55 GMT
#926
Hydraroach!!!! As protoss I want this in the game!
Have a nice day ;)
Spect8rCraft
Profile Joined December 2012
649 Posts
April 09 2015 02:57 GMT
#927
Would Baller be the counter to Hydraroach?
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50118 Posts
April 09 2015 02:59 GMT
#928
On April 03 2015 10:54 Cricketer12 wrote:
greatest OP on TL

baller the man the myth the legend


the legend never dies.

also ##disruptor4baller
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Lunchador
Profile Joined April 2010
United States776 Posts
April 09 2015 03:32 GMT
#929
On April 03 2015 10:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Petition to change the new unit's name, based on its shape...

[image loading]


Well. There's just no contesting this...
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Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
May 07 2015 11:19 GMT
#930
On April 03 2015 10:39 robopork wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2015 10:28 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Petition to change the new unit's name, based on its shape...

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Where do I sign?




Life as an artificial intelligence ,is really not so bad. You might even say, it's ballin'.
Have a nice day ;)
Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
June 19 2015 07:10 GMT
#931
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
Have a nice day ;)
imJealous
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1382 Posts
June 19 2015 07:21 GMT
#932
On April 09 2015 11:57 Spect8rCraft wrote:
Would Baller be the counter to Hydraroach?

Yup. Its too perfect to ignore.

On June 19 2015 16:10 Dumbledore wrote:
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
https://youtu.be/6z4nl94ETBU?t=1m46s

That is awesome...
... In life very little goes right. "Right" meaning the way one expected and the way one wanted it. One has no right to want or expect anything.
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
June 19 2015 07:24 GMT
#933
Abathur is the only reason I play Heroes from time to time.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
June 19 2015 07:29 GMT
#934
That bump never gets old. Such a great thread.
Superouman
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
France2195 Posts
June 19 2015 08:36 GMT
#935
Holy shit the Baller. Best unit name since the greeks invented the Hoplites.
Search "[SO]" on B.net to find all my maps ||| Cloud Kingdom / Turbo Cruise '84 / Bone Temple / Eternal Empire / Zen / Purity and Industry / Golden Wall / Fortitude / Beckett Industries / Waterfall
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-19 08:52:47
June 19 2015 08:52 GMT
#936
Holy shit they really put that into Heroes??? That's really cool from Blizzard :D. Hydraroach hype!
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
June 19 2015 09:36 GMT
#937
On June 19 2015 16:10 Dumbledore wrote:
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
https://youtu.be/6z4nl94ETBU?t=1m46s

That is so cool
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
June 19 2015 09:43 GMT
#938
On June 19 2015 16:10 Dumbledore wrote:
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
https://youtu.be/6z4nl94ETBU?t=1m46s

This made my day, awesome find.
esq>n
snailz
Profile Joined April 2011
Croatia900 Posts
June 19 2015 10:12 GMT
#939
hhahahahaaha i love blizzard sometimes ^_^ also, pajamathur was already my fav char, amazing!
"I am saying that there are 300 current pros and semi-pros that have the potential to come in and dominate SC2 at any moment, with a latency of a few months from the day they switch." - intrigue
Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
June 19 2015 10:46 GMT
#940
On June 19 2015 18:43 ejac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2015 16:10 Dumbledore wrote:
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
https://youtu.be/6z4nl94ETBU?t=1m46s

This made my day, awesome find.


Just working my Magic..Cos I'm Dumbledore :O
Have a nice day ;)
DinosaurPoop
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
687 Posts
November 10 2015 17:29 GMT
#941
sometimes when reddit gives me cancer I go back to this thread and I come out completely cured
When cats speak, mice listen.
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13974 Posts
November 10 2015 18:05 GMT
#942
On June 19 2015 16:10 Dumbledore wrote:
Oh holy shit guys. Blizzard is investigating into this unit idéa!!!
Source.
https://youtu.be/6z4nl94ETBU?t=1m46s

holy fuck! thats so amazing
Kaina + Drones Linkcro Summon Cupsie Yummy Way
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3393 Posts
November 10 2015 18:16 GMT
#943
Oh shit what the FUCK where did that roach come from?!
Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
November 10 2015 22:05 GMT
#944
HydraRoach in next balance patch confirmed.
Have a nice day ;)
ProMeTheus112
Profile Joined December 2009
France2027 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-11-10 22:44:45
November 10 2015 22:39 GMT
#945
this hydraroach post is hilarious i really laughed hahaha
gingerfluffmuff
Profile Joined January 2011
Austria4570 Posts
November 10 2015 22:51 GMT
#946
Oh, its this time of year again
・゚✧:・゚+..。✧・゚:・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚ ゜・:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING *・゜・:・゚✧:・゚✧。゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:・゜・:・゚✧::・・:・゚・゚
Arghmyliver
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1077 Posts
August 12 2019 20:23 GMT
#947
I just wanted to say, it's been a rough few weeks guys. Personally, I have been moved by the outpouring of emotion, support, and wholesomeness from this community. Thanks for all the unforgettable good times. I figure if ever we could use this thread... This bump is for iNcontroL, Junwi, and all of you out there. Be good to each other ^_^.
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25107 Posts
August 12 2019 21:05 GMT
#948
Personally I felt the unit was a fantastic idea, name was kinda ropey. Hydroach would roll off the tongue a lot better.

I feel Blizz would have implemented it if that small tweak had been made, and who knows what the history of Starcraft would have looked like if they had.
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
brickrd
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
United States4894 Posts
August 12 2019 21:46 GMT
#949
this thread is a reminder of when TL was a fun place where people actually liked starcraft
TL+ Member
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25107 Posts
August 12 2019 21:49 GMT
#950
On August 13 2019 06:46 brickrd wrote:
this thread is a reminder of when TL was a fun place where people actually liked starcraft

How very dare you, balance whine and wanting the whole game redesigned is much more fun.

Baller made some all-time classic threads though, good times.
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
AlexZhang1012
Profile Joined June 2019
63 Posts
August 14 2019 02:30 GMT
#951
how about marauder on top of a hellion? Stun against air and ground, and fast speed.
SpaceBoar
Profile Joined November 2019
52 Posts
November 29 2019 11:25 GMT
#952
Can we please reassess this idea? Blizzard?
Serral | soO | HeroMarine | SpeCial
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25107 Posts
November 29 2019 11:52 GMT
#953
On November 29 2019 20:25 SpaceBoar wrote:
Can we please reassess this idea? Blizzard?

I like how one of the replies was joking about a DT stalker combo, imagine DTs with blink!
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
SamirDuran
Profile Joined May 2012
Philippines894 Posts
November 29 2019 13:09 GMT
#954
Marines inside a medivac can attack units outside!
Don't practice until you can get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.
ZugzwangSC
Profile Joined October 2019
87 Posts
November 29 2019 13:27 GMT
#955
It's amazing how well this thread still holds up today.
www.youtube.com/c/zugzwangstarcraft
BlueStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Bulgaria1166 Posts
November 29 2019 15:23 GMT
#956
On September 16 2010 10:04 Ndugu wrote:
This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard would never* actually do this.

This would be ridiculously overpowered and Blizzard may actually do this
Leader of the Bulgarian National SCBW/SC2 team and team pSi.SCBW/SC2
ZugzwangSC
Profile Joined October 2019
87 Posts
November 29 2019 16:33 GMT
#957
Sometimes coolness takes precedence over balance. Once I saw the tiny reins there was no going back.

I guess it could be tweaked with a minor patch, but it's substantively ready to go right now.
www.youtube.com/c/zugzwangstarcraft
DSh1
Profile Joined April 2017
292 Posts
November 29 2019 16:45 GMT
#958
On November 29 2019 20:52 Wombat_NI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2019 20:25 SpaceBoar wrote:
Can we please reassess this idea? Blizzard?

I like how one of the replies was joking about a DT stalker combo, imagine DTs with blink!


And medivacs + Thor

Well we got Tanks for a while.
Snakestyle11
Profile Joined December 2018
191 Posts
November 29 2019 16:55 GMT
#959
Still a better design than current battlecruisers. That unit breaks so many unwritten fundamental rules of RTS...
kajtarp
Profile Joined April 2011
Hungary474 Posts
Last Edited: 2019-11-29 18:13:16
November 29 2019 18:04 GMT
#960
We should have the Broodlisk. Brood Lord and the Ultralisk combined. On ground its an Ultra with melee aoe and 9 lash range missile attack. In air it could be a unit with ground attack + air aoe. Upgradeable air movement speed would be the only upgrade.
Why so serious?
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25107 Posts
November 29 2019 18:13 GMT
#961
Also Roach harness and hydra parachute was quite prescient of the trend to add more upgrades into the game.

I’d quite like to see parachuting Hydras, would they look like a hydra/flying squirrel hybrid or what?
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Snakestyle11
Profile Joined December 2018
191 Posts
November 29 2019 18:25 GMT
#962
Need broodlords that can teleport and shoot while moving
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
November 29 2019 18:27 GMT
#963
I am sad now that I can't bump the The Extractor has an asshole (pictures inside) thread because it has been closed
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
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