Zerg - The Race That Gives Real Men Nightmares - Page 2

On June 06 2010 17:42 StayFrosty wrote:
Again please, without you being on crack.

On June 06 2010 17:59 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
Wow, this is actually the first time i see the ultraliskpic in high resolution and therefore the first time i see the tiny Zealot :D

Greatest Thread i ever read from GreatestThreat!

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE OH WHAT WAS THAT? Before you could finish your goddamn sentence you just got ZERG RUSHED by about ten thousand hungry, toothy, screeching godless voracious alien monstrosities made out of pure unadulterated TERROR that were vomited out of giant, shrieking worms ripping out of your fucking lawn.

These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM.

there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury

morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid

Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-

They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs

What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.

On June 06 2010 18:35 MindRush wrote:
too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here..

Here are some copy-pastes from the OP





and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are"
But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP

@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.

My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!