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Zerg - The Race That Gives Real Men Nightmares - Page 2

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GreatestThreat
Profile Joined May 2010
United States631 Posts
June 06 2010 08:51 GMT
#21
On June 06 2010 17:42 StayFrosty wrote:
Again please, without you being on crack.


What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.

"I'm ethereal! My children are legion, serial! They stick to my skin like beloved cysts... I TEAR AWAY WITH MY NAILS AND TEETH AND FISTS!"
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
June 06 2010 08:54 GMT
#22
This is the greatest thing I have ever read. Thank you.
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Turbo.Tactics
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany675 Posts
June 06 2010 08:59 GMT
#23
Wow, this is actually the first time i see the ultraliskpic in high resolution and therefore the first time i see the tiny Zealot :D

Greatest Thread i ever read from GreatestThreat!
Zerg - because Browders sons hate 'em
Wi)nD
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada719 Posts
June 06 2010 09:08 GMT
#24
lol excellent
Onioncookie
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany624 Posts
June 06 2010 09:12 GMT
#25
On June 06 2010 17:59 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
Wow, this is actually the first time i see the ultraliskpic in high resolution and therefore the first time i see the tiny Zealot :D

Greatest Thread i ever read from GreatestThreat!



Lol there is a Zealot o.O

nice picture!! nice writing xD
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
June 06 2010 09:16 GMT
#26
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE OH WHAT WAS THAT? Before you could finish your goddamn sentence you just got ZERG RUSHED by about ten thousand hungry, toothy, screeching godless voracious alien monstrosities made out of pure unadulterated TERROR that were vomited out of giant, shrieking worms ripping out of your fucking lawn.

It's...
it's beautiful.
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
June 06 2010 09:21 GMT
#27
Your the man...
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
MindRush
Profile Joined April 2010
Romania916 Posts
June 06 2010 09:35 GMT
#28
too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here..

Here are some copy-pastes from the OP
These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM.

there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury

morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid

Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-

They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs

and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are"
But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP

@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.

My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
oN_Silva
Profile Joined October 2009
197 Posts
June 06 2010 09:41 GMT
#29
TEH SWARM
hitthat
Profile Joined January 2010
Poland2349 Posts
June 06 2010 09:45 GMT
#30
Not as good as Terran hype. But better than any previous wannabecool threads about "Zerg menliness" (true oxymoron, LOL)
Shameless BroodWar separatistic, elitist, fanaticaly devoted puritan fanboy.
thisFish
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany42 Posts
June 06 2010 09:48 GMT
#31
What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.


ye, i immediately thought of powerthirst when i read it

great read

zerg4eva
"Stick a fork in those buns!"
GreatestThreat
Profile Joined May 2010
United States631 Posts
June 06 2010 09:51 GMT
#32
On June 06 2010 18:35 MindRush wrote:
too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here..

Here are some copy-pastes from the OP
Show nested quote +
These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM.

Show nested quote +
there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury

Show nested quote +
morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid

Show nested quote +
Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-

Show nested quote +
They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs

and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are"
But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP

@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.

My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!


What part of "gives real men nightmares" did you not understand? You're not supposed to enjoy the rape... I guess your mileage may vary on that one... o.O
"I'm ethereal! My children are legion, serial! They stick to my skin like beloved cysts... I TEAR AWAY WITH MY NAILS AND TEETH AND FISTS!"
Panoptic
Profile Joined September 2009
United Kingdom515 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 09:59:48
June 06 2010 09:57 GMT
#33
OOOOOH, no he didn't!

(p.s. awesome post. This one actually rivals the original terran one. All we need now is a good protoss one...but for some reason the protoss lovers are having a real hard time writing one....I wonder why.)
"Crom laughs at your four winds!"
Goobus
Profile Joined May 2010
Hong Kong587 Posts
June 06 2010 10:56 GMT
#34
Rofl. We who are Zerg players, salute you!
Bensio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom621 Posts
June 06 2010 11:00 GMT
#35
they mostly come at night, mostly.
bull0563
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
112 Posts
June 06 2010 11:02 GMT
#36
Kinda hard to take the ultralisk part serious.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
June 06 2010 11:06 GMT
#37
Taste the spinecrawler, hilarious.
Good writeup, equal to the original imo
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
Ryhn
Profile Joined February 2010
United States509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 11:10:59
June 06 2010 11:10 GMT
#38
Almost split my face smiling. + Show Spoiler +
Like a HYDRALISK


As a Zerg player I much prefer this version, had me laughing in glee the whole way through.
Famous Books Written by Progamers - "Clam: Mastering your other self"
zomgzergrush
Profile Joined August 2008
United States923 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 11:24:22
June 06 2010 11:19 GMT
#39
I think OP mentioned my name at some point.

My hydra spit from their chests. They use their hardened sharpened heart strings for ammunition.

And they never run out of hardcore spiked armor piercing heart strings.
Bronze skipping straight to Diamond in 40 games retail release. Bnet 2.0 ladder really takes it's sweet time to think about that league placement.
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
June 06 2010 11:41 GMT
#40
To the Zerg, humans are scary and gross. It's all about perspective ^_^v
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