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@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.
My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
LOL WUT?!
I think reading this post made your penis tingle and grow a little bit and now you're really, really confused. Get a sense of humor you homophobe.
P.S. Hilarious post, much more creative than the terrans.
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This thread made my day  )
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![[image loading]](http://pocket.playxp.com/thumbs/678x/1090415?6152b4b4c4b03299)
I wouldn't mind ultralisks in my nightmares.
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the content of this thread is why I chose zerg as a child in sc1. crazy mofo aliens are badass!
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On June 06 2010 23:02 slowmanrunning wrote:Mutalisk - You remember bats? fucking flying rats that only live with the intention of hiding in the dark waiting for a victim to come by so they can let out blood curdling scream that would make indiana jones shit his pants, followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper? Mutalisks are the size of your over-priced family sedan. Imagine; they eat faces and shit spikes at people, those spikes then hit others in a cluster-fuck of raw carnage that would give the hardest of necrophiliacs a limp dick. These fucking car sized bats would scare the living shit out of anyone. Batman was terrified of fucking bats, they made him shit his little 8 year old pants. He overcame that fear, but I guarentee you he would still be a sniviling 30 year old virgin stuck down a well if he saw the fucking unimaginable terror the mutalisk can cause. They decending upon you with speed and ferocity unmatched with the wings of beelzebub himself attached. You can not run, you can not hide, or a mutalisk will fuck you from the side. This is straight from your NIGHTMARES ![[image loading]](http://www.tiberiumweb.com/forums/uploads/monthly_08_2008/post-1225-1219223399.jpg)
This is awesome enough I added it to the OP. +1 for collective hive consciousness!
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On June 06 2010 17:51 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 06 2010 17:42 StayFrosty wrote:
Again please, without you being on crack. What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.
If you like strawberries, TRY RAWWWWBERRIEESSS.
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On June 06 2010 17:23 GreatestThreat wrote:
Firstly, you've got the zergling, even the smallest of these fuckers is a sinewy rampaging little dervish of absolute destruction who would make the angriest rabid hyena crossbred with a killer asian wasp look like a cute fuzzy poodle in comparison. You've got guns? What's manly about that? My grandmother can shoot a gun. These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. How many people did your ass kill in the first 24 hours after you were pulled crying out of your mothers vagina?
I liked zerg in SC1 because zerglings were cute.
Now in SC2 they aren't so cute and they fart too much. That's why I don't like playing them anymore and that's why the OP's attempts to paint zerg as ravenous are funny.
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Z is for the strongest men of men only.
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On June 06 2010 18:35 MindRush wrote:too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here.. Here are some copy-pastes from the OP Show nested quote +These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. Show nested quote +there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury Show nested quote +morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid Show nested quote +Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI- Show nested quote +They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are" But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP @the person who posted this shit Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there. My idea is please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid. this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
Over-analyzing stuff doesn't make you look cool.
The OP is by far the most entertaining out of the 3.
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This was worse than the Terran thread.
People need to stop trying this style of "humor."
ugh
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On June 07 2010 04:01 Issorlol wrote:
This was worse than the Terran thread.
People need to stop trying this style of "humor."
ugh
This comes across as you saying, "Stop having fun guys! You're not allowed to have fun unless I approve!"
Seriously?
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The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive.
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On June 07 2010 04:11 [Azn]Nada wrote:
The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive.
I see only one zealot in that picture. Your argument is invalid. If a picture is worth a thousand words, all one thousand of those words is that zealot saying FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFF-
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On June 07 2010 04:16 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 07 2010 04:11 [Azn]Nada wrote:
The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive. I see only one zealot in that picture. Your argument is invalid. If a picture is worth a thousand words, all one thousand of those words is that zealot saying FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFF-
ROFL! Ahh thats hilarious. Great job I'd definitely say this one is the best of the three, the other ones just don't have such an awesome "you are fucked 8 ways til friday" feeling to their unit description.
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Just a recap
Swear usage in the first post:
21 fucks
10 shits
4 ass(hole)
Similes
+ Show Spoiler +give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra
+ Show Spoiler +Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-.
+ Show Spoiler +running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury while flailing those ball-splitting claws around like a retarded circus baby having a seizure.
+ Show Spoiler +followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper?
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While real men get nightmares from zerg, us gaming nerds just lol and say op.
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I wish this OP was true...Right now Zerg is the bug, and Terran is the giant fucking boot that goes squish!
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my my what a foul mouth you have
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