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Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while -- KEKEKEKEKEKEKE OH WHAT WAS THAT? Before you could finish your goddamn sentence you just got ZERG RUSHED by about ten thousand hungry, toothy, screeching godless voracious alien monstrosities made out of pure unadulterated TERROR that were vomited out of giant, shrieking worms ripping out of your fucking lawn. These are the same fucking things you checked under your bed for when you were a little pants-wetting whelp of a terran clutching your blankey while your parents tucked you in at night. Their entire anatomy is designed to KILL YOU IN HORRIBLE WAYS AND EAT YOUR GUTS WHILE YOU DIE SCREAMING. Lets go over some of this shit shall we?
Firstly, you've got the zergling, even the smallest of these fuckers is a sinewy rampaging little dervish of absolute destruction who would make the angriest rabid hyena crossbred with a killer asian wasp look like a cute fuzzy poodle in comparison. You've got guns? What's manly about that? My grandmother can shoot a gun. These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. How many people did your ass kill in the first 24 hours after you were pulled crying out of your mothers vagina?
If that weren't enough, these bastards don't even have the pathetic human concept of a "fair fight". Every one of them is born with a twin, so even if you shoot one down there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury while flailing those ball-splitting claws around like a retarded circus baby having a seizure.
But no, that's not all. Sometimes these crazy little shits decide to go that extra level of psycho and morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid, after which they will gleefully hunt you down and EXPLODE ON YOU. Fucking hardcore.
Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-. On top of that, they have 8 limbs, so they can violently rearranging your face, your mother, your grandmother, your wife and your asshole AT THE SAME TIME. You shit your pants yet? Have I mentioned that they can dig through the fucking ground underneath you to spring a surprise attack whenever you least expect it? Sleep tight, motherfucker, don't let the bed bugs bite your legs off.
Hydralisks - A creature that's so many kinds of freaky, their name is a combination of hydra and basilisk - yeah you got that correct, only one ancient mythological abomination of science wasn't enough to do them justice. They fire spines as big as you out of their goddamn head. Razor. Spines. Flying at hypersonic speeds from their skull. You ever been stung by a bee? Times that by like thirteen billion and you'll get the pain that these slimy fucks dish out in a hailstorm of death like its their job. Shit, when a bee stings you, did you know that it pulls out its own organs when the stinger comes out? DOES THAT MEAN THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TEARING OUT CHUNKS OF THEIR OWN CRANIAL MATTER EVERY TIME THEY SHOOT AT YOU? YOU BET YOUR JELLO JIGGLING ASS! THEY ARE THAT DEDICATED TO ENDING YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE THEY WILL SELF INFLICT BRAIN DAMAGE TO DO SO.
On June 06 2010 23:02 slowmanrunning wrote:Mutalisk - You remember bats? fucking flying rats that only live with the intention of hiding in the dark waiting for a victim to come by so they can let out blood curdling scream that would make indiana jones shit his pants, followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper? Mutalisks are the size of your over-priced family sedan. Imagine; they eat faces and shit spikes at people, those spikes then hit others in a cluster-fuck of raw carnage that would give the hardest of necrophiliacs a limp dick. These fucking car sized bats would scare the living shit out of anyone. Batman was terrified of fucking bats, they made him shit his little 8 year old pants. He overcame that fear, but I guarentee you he would still be a sniviling 30 year old virgin stuck down a well if he saw the fucking unimaginable terror the mutalisk can cause. They decending upon you with speed and ferocity unmatched with the wings of beelzebub himself attached. You can not run, you can not hide, or a mutalisk will fuck you from the side. This is straight from your NIGHTMARES ![[image loading]](http://www.tiberiumweb.com/forums/uploads/monthly_08_2008/post-1225-1219223399.jpg)
Oh, and zerg share a collective hive consciousness so when one of them has a cool new idea for how to make origami out of your intestines, they all do.
Infestors - You thought that big stomping, wrecking, cigar-chomping warmachine got your back to keep you safe from the all-devouring alien deathswarm covering your planet in foul purple shit? Wait 'til these fat fucks hit the field. They were tentacle raping peoples brains when the japanese were still getting nuked in WWII. 250mm strike cannons you say? You mean the same cannons gunning down your tank line so the tidal wave of chitinous slavering murder on the other side can pour through to rip you limb from limb? Yeah, keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs while it holds you in place to make sure the thirsty beasts chasing you down aren't deprived of their "juice boxes". Eviscerating your friends and comrades is dehydrating work, dammit.
Ultralisks --
![[image loading]](http://starcraft.incgamers.com/gallery/data/504/medium/Ultralisk.jpg)
If the image is not enough to explain how fucked you are, you are too dumb to live anyway.
Spine Crawlers - Did I mention that even the workers for the zerg can morph into living buildings made out of muscle and massive sodomizing spikes? And that these buildings are so eager to ram their thorny phalluses into your rectum they will tear out of the ground and come after you if necessary?
And that's just a taste of all the horrible things the zerg want to do to you. I could go into more detail, but I even scared myself so bad I have to go change my pants.
![[image loading]](http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/986/986374/aliens-vs-predator-players-wanted-20090526000155551-000.jpg)
Game over, man.
TL;DR Terran are not manly men when they are shitting absolute bricks in fear as the creepiest crawliest race in the whole clusterfuck of a galaxy is turning them inside out for no other reason than biological instinct.
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according to the TL;DR I wasted my time reading the TL;DR
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Even though this is a copy of another topic, I still enjoyed it. Well, done.
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Looking forward to the protoss version too  Nice work
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Terran are not manly men when they are shitting absolute bricks in fear as the creepiest crawliest race in the whole clusterfuck of a galaxy is turning them inside out for no other reason than biological instinct. I wish this were true... but a 10 dmg decrease on tanks won't do the trick -.-
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Definitely better than the other spinoffs of that terran topic. You shoulda done the ultra, or broodlord! Maybe even mutalisk I dunno I'm sure you could think of something creative for all of them.
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What about Ultralisks? You didn't mention Ultralisks. Change your pants and talk about them.
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I think someone has made a protoss version, but not completely sure. I <3 the zerg :D
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On June 06 2010 17:32 Wolfpox wrote:
What about Ultralisks? You didn't mention Ultralisks. Change your pants and talk about them.
Ultralisks - + Show Spoiler +...Fuck I got nothing. Thanks a lot Blizzard.
Fixed...
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Thus is awesome, but me thinks you need 1 thing that would make it perfect! a PICTURE! 
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On June 06 2010 17:34 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 06 2010 17:32 Wolfpox wrote:
What about Ultralisks? You didn't mention Ultralisks. Change your pants and talk about them. Ultralisks - ...Fuck I got nothing. Thanks a lot Blizzard.
Oh come on dude, its a giant elephant with huge fucking blades attacked to its head that eats tanks for breakfast.
and the brood lord... it gives birth to nightmarish creatures consisting primarily of two large claws, and then launches them at you from the sky. While shortly after your birth your primary concern was finding your moms teet and crying like a bitch, these broodlings are hurdling towards earth so that they can kill as many people as possible before dieing, were you that fucking badass when you were 10 seconds old?
Embelish those and use em imo.
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Protoss version needs to be all arrogant and wonderfully superior.
Great Zerg write up, what else is sc2 here for besides getting a laugh sometimes ^^
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Protoss - the race for real protoss.
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On June 06 2010 17:34 bossy wrote:Thus is awesome, but me thinks you need 1 thing that would make it perfect! a PICTURE!
Noted and fixed.
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Again please, without you being on crack.
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On June 06 2010 17:40 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 06 2010 17:34 bossy wrote:Thus is awesome, but me thinks you need 1 thing that would make it perfect! a PICTURE! Noted and fixed.
YAY perfect pic too haha 
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Come on, our women and children are enough to handle you.
![[image loading]](http://www.sanerapdc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Aliens-Weaver_l.png)
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Not too bad a read. It's sounds like a crazed deranged scientist describing the zerg race. I take it you like biology alot?
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Much better than the previous attempt
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Come on, we don't send our men against the zerg, our women and children are enough to handle you.
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Yeah... but only because they want to "feel the spinecrawler", if you know what i mean.
![[image loading]](http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Alien-4-2.jpg)
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On June 06 2010 17:42 StayFrosty wrote:
Again please, without you being on crack.
What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.
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This is the greatest thing I have ever read. Thank you.
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Wow, this is actually the first time i see the ultraliskpic in high resolution and therefore the first time i see the tiny Zealot :D
Greatest Thread i ever read from GreatestThreat!
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On June 06 2010 17:59 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
Wow, this is actually the first time i see the ultraliskpic in high resolution and therefore the first time i see the tiny Zealot :D
Greatest Thread i ever read from GreatestThreat!
Lol there is a Zealot o.O
nice picture!! nice writing xD
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKE OH WHAT WAS THAT? Before you could finish your goddamn sentence you just got ZERG RUSHED by about ten thousand hungry, toothy, screeching godless voracious alien monstrosities made out of pure unadulterated TERROR that were vomited out of giant, shrieking worms ripping out of your fucking lawn.
It's...
it's beautiful.
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too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here..
Here are some copy-pastes from the OP
These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM.
there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury
morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid
Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-
They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs
and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are"
But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP
@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.
My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
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Not as good as Terran hype. But better than any previous wannabecool threads about "Zerg menliness" (true oxymoron, LOL)
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What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.
ye, i immediately thought of powerthirst when i read it
great read
zerg4eva 
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On June 06 2010 18:35 MindRush wrote:too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here.. Here are some copy-pastes from the OP Show nested quote +These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. Show nested quote +there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury Show nested quote +morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid Show nested quote +Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI- Show nested quote +They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are" But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP @the person who posted this shit Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there. My idea is please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid. this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
What part of "gives real men nightmares" did you not understand? You're not supposed to enjoy the rape... I guess your mileage may vary on that one... o.O
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OOOOOH, no he didn't!
(p.s. awesome post. This one actually rivals the original terran one. All we need now is a good protoss one...but for some reason the protoss lovers are having a real hard time writing one....I wonder why.)
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Rofl. We who are Zerg players, salute you!
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they mostly come at night, mostly.
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Kinda hard to take the ultralisk part serious.
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Taste the spinecrawler, hilarious.
Good writeup, equal to the original imo
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Almost split my face smiling. + Show Spoiler +
As a Zerg player I much prefer this version, had me laughing in glee the whole way through.
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I think OP mentioned my name at some point.
My hydra spit from their chests. They use their hardened sharpened heart strings for ammunition.
And they never run out of hardcore spiked armor piercing heart strings.
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To the Zerg, humans are scary and gross. It's all about perspective ^_^v
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Awesome post!
Was waiting for a zerg version and this more than does it! :D
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Haha that's funny. Just waitin' for the Protoss version.
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Nice but could be funnier without all the fucking fuck fucked it becomes too repetitive.
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Ofc the protoss version is bad! zerg and terran are the only real races.
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These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born
haha, nice
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The protoss one is embarrassing, but to tell the truth I don't think it's possible to write a good one for them, they're just inherently so...girly.
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Destroying is easy - creating something new is hard. Zerg only "create" within their own body (i.e. develop new mutations), but humans have written sonnets, created the cuckoo clock and have built bombs which will make a planet uninhabitable for their own species. I doubt that Zerg will ever get beyond creating "funky looking slime" as an art form ... :p
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On June 06 2010 21:38 Ryan22 wrote:Show nested quote + These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born haha, nice
Seconded, this was the best part.
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absolutely the best post I have seen in the last month.
Keep going OP.
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im happy too see a positive topic once in a while^^
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Haha man that gave me good laugh :D
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Mutalisk - You remember bats? fucking flying rats that only live with the intention of hiding in the dark waiting for a victim to come by so they can let out blood curdling scream that would make indiana jones shit his pants, followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper? Mutalisks are the size of your over-priced family sedan. Imagine; they eat faces and shit spikes at people, those spikes then hit others in a cluster-fuck of raw carnage that would give the hardest of necrophiliacs a limp dick. These fucking car sized bats would scare the living shit out of anyone.
Batman was terrified of fucking bats, they made him shit his little 8 year old pants. He overcame that fear, but I guarentee you he would still be a sniviling 30 year old virgin stuck down a well if he saw the fucking unimaginable terror the mutalisk can cause. They decending upon you with speed and ferocity unmatched with the wings of beelzebub himself attached.
You can not run, you can not hide,
or a mutalisk will fuck you from the side.
This is straight from your NIGHTMARES
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too much swearing and idiocy to be good. sorry but real men can make things awesome without sacrificing diversity.
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Not a bad try, and much better than the stupid toss one.
But big ugly insects will never be as manly as a bunch of crazy motherfucker on drugs with machine guns in their hands that shoot the shit out of every kind of aliens that cross their paths.
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Extreme Advertising ftw. I love these things, although no one will be able to match the Tropius one 
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This is like 3 weeks late.
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nightmares of being bored playing z in sc2 :[
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@the person who posted this shit
Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there.
My idea is
please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid.
this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
LOL WUT?!
I think reading this post made your penis tingle and grow a little bit and now you're really, really confused. Get a sense of humor you homophobe.
P.S. Hilarious post, much more creative than the terrans.
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This thread made my day )
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![[image loading]](http://pocket.playxp.com/thumbs/678x/1090415?6152b4b4c4b03299)
I wouldn't mind ultralisks in my nightmares.
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the content of this thread is why I chose zerg as a child in sc1. crazy mofo aliens are badass!
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On June 06 2010 23:02 slowmanrunning wrote:Mutalisk - You remember bats? fucking flying rats that only live with the intention of hiding in the dark waiting for a victim to come by so they can let out blood curdling scream that would make indiana jones shit his pants, followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper? Mutalisks are the size of your over-priced family sedan. Imagine; they eat faces and shit spikes at people, those spikes then hit others in a cluster-fuck of raw carnage that would give the hardest of necrophiliacs a limp dick. These fucking car sized bats would scare the living shit out of anyone. Batman was terrified of fucking bats, they made him shit his little 8 year old pants. He overcame that fear, but I guarentee you he would still be a sniviling 30 year old virgin stuck down a well if he saw the fucking unimaginable terror the mutalisk can cause. They decending upon you with speed and ferocity unmatched with the wings of beelzebub himself attached. You can not run, you can not hide, or a mutalisk will fuck you from the side. This is straight from your NIGHTMARES
This is awesome enough I added it to the OP. +1 for collective hive consciousness!
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On June 06 2010 17:51 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 06 2010 17:42 StayFrosty wrote:
Again please, without you being on crack. What kind of zerg player would I be if I didn't have my adrenal glands pumping? Fucking powerthirst man. Four hundred baby zerglings, running as fast as Kenyans.
If you like strawberries, TRY RAWWWWBERRIEESSS.
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On June 06 2010 17:23 GreatestThreat wrote:
Firstly, you've got the zergling, even the smallest of these fuckers is a sinewy rampaging little dervish of absolute destruction who would make the angriest rabid hyena crossbred with a killer asian wasp look like a cute fuzzy poodle in comparison. You've got guns? What's manly about that? My grandmother can shoot a gun. These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. How many people did your ass kill in the first 24 hours after you were pulled crying out of your mothers vagina?
I liked zerg in SC1 because zerglings were cute.
Now in SC2 they aren't so cute and they fart too much. That's why I don't like playing them anymore and that's why the OP's attempts to paint zerg as ravenous are funny.
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Z is for the strongest men of men only.
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On June 06 2010 18:35 MindRush wrote:too many fucks, things like amniotic fluids, zerglings crawling up your ass, testicular shapes in the OP. There are many more sex-related stuff here.. Here are some copy-pastes from the OP Show nested quote +These things have massive sickle CLAWS that would give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra to try and keep a fraction of the stamina a zergling has while raping its way through hardened criminals-come-infantry three minutes after its born. That's right, these cracked out motherfuckers will tear your organs out your eyeballs WHILE STILL DRIPPING IN THE AMNIOTIC FLUIDS OF THE EGG THAT SPAWNED THEM. Show nested quote +there's still an 88% chance of his pissed off brother coming from behind and running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury Show nested quote +morph their whole body into a pulsing testicular sac of deadly flesh-dissolving acid Show nested quote +Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI- Show nested quote +They were tentacle raping peoples brains when (...) keep running you woman. Oh wait, you can't, there's green fungus growing out your asshole that's liquefying your internal organs and the examples continue with sodomizing spikes and a picture of an ultralisk to tell every guy who plays this game "how fucked you are" But hey, don't take my word for it, just read the OP @the person who posted this shit Come clean, man. You are gay! I bet you are watching gay porn as you are reading this, and you still live with your mom. You naver had a girlfriend and you play sc2 to watch the sodomizing spikes, testicular shapes, .... You play terran from time to time, and bump marines into each other and them send 2 of them in a bunker, while you imagine what they are doing in there. You hate the shit out of the medivac and don't let other male terran unit go up in there. My idea is please, people, if you have gay impulses, watch gay porn, go to a gay parade, don't post your shit here on teamliquid. this is a starcraft community site, not a starcraft-gay cross-refference blog-thingie !!
Over-analyzing stuff doesn't make you look cool.
The OP is by far the most entertaining out of the 3.
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This was worse than the Terran thread.
People need to stop trying this style of "humor."
ugh
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On June 07 2010 04:01 Issorlol wrote:
This was worse than the Terran thread.
People need to stop trying this style of "humor."
ugh
This comes across as you saying, "Stop having fun guys! You're not allowed to have fun unless I approve!"
Seriously?
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The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive.
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On June 07 2010 04:11 [Azn]Nada wrote:
The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive.
I see only one zealot in that picture. Your argument is invalid. If a picture is worth a thousand words, all one thousand of those words is that zealot saying FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFF-
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On June 07 2010 04:16 GreatestThreat wrote:Show nested quote +On June 07 2010 04:11 [Azn]Nada wrote:
The ultralisk pic in the OP is a complete lie; its been proven that 3 zealots can kill an ultra with two coming out alive. I see only one zealot in that picture. Your argument is invalid. If a picture is worth a thousand words, all one thousand of those words is that zealot saying FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFF-
ROFL! Ahh thats hilarious. Great job I'd definitely say this one is the best of the three, the other ones just don't have such an awesome "you are fucked 8 ways til friday" feeling to their unit description.
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Just a recap
Swear usage in the first post:
21 fucks
10 shits
4 ass(hole)
Similes
+ Show Spoiler +give Freddy fucking Krueger a bigger hard-on than the time you swallowed a whole bottle of viagra
+ Show Spoiler +Roaches - These guys are so deadly, their spit will melt your dick off faster than you can say OH SHI-.
+ Show Spoiler +running up your anus at 80 miles per hour in an animalistic fury while flailing those ball-splitting claws around like a retarded circus baby having a seizure.
+ Show Spoiler +followed by fucking mauling your face until it looks like you had a late night make out session with a fucking woodchipper?
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While real men get nightmares from zerg, us gaming nerds just lol and say op.
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I wish this OP was true...Right now Zerg is the bug, and Terran is the giant fucking boot that goes squish!
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my my what a foul mouth you have
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On June 07 2010 04:51 palanq wrote:
my my what a foul mouth you have
To be honest, usually it's quite the opposite, but I was working within the conventions of the "genre" so to speak and I was determined to one-up the Terran thread in terms of sheer verbal aggression.
For bonus points, read the OP in the overminds voice. Here's some help: Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I, am the Overmind, the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
Go go!
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that was bad ass. i rofled quite a bit. i think i shall switch to zerg from now on.
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AWWW I was expecting something better, but well done.
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very funny post but a bit too much capslock.
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Its kinda good... But Real Man will always be Real Man, Zerg Rush a nightmare??? Well i don't know everyone else but i have read a lot more QQ on Bunker Rush from zergs than 4-6pool from terran XD
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I knew someone was going to retaliate after that Terran thread. Good job, 10/10.
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My second read-through, and I'm hurting from the laughs. Awesome, awesome work.
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