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00:01:12 - Zepher to ALL: hi
00:01:26 - Zepher to ALL: any gays in here?
00:16:04 - Zepher to ALL: |L\ol;
00:16:07 - Zepher to ALL: douche bag americans
*disconnect window pops up with his name in it*
00:16:46 - Matsubara to ALL: hahah plug pull
00:16:52 - Zepher to ALL: haha douchebag
00:17:05 - Zepher to ALL: american sick of being wrong?
00:18:32 - Zepher to ALL: failing american fails
00:18:56 - Zepher to ALL: i'm going to play with my boner now and empty it on american women slaves
00:19:18 - Jazz to ALL: rofl
00:21:23 - Jazz to ALL: I'll leave when we get Marc Emery back
All in the same game.
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On May 20 2010 14:57 Xinliben wrote:Show nested quote +On MaY 20 2010 14:42 jgju wrote:
The best quote I've experienced so far was a simple "WHY IS EVERYONE ON BNET GAY" after kwanrolling someone who teched to lair too quickly in a ZvZ and didn't scout the fact that I was making lings. I should make the name  Kwanro and just early pool every game. Wonder how far I'd get.
Very. You don't even need to early pool at this stage because everyone is so used to zerg teching straight to roaches and only building 6 or so lings that they're almost always caught off guard.
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in placement matches
me: Hi gl hf
him : gl hf
me: TL?
him: you any good? waht leage u in?
me: this is my 1st game
him: oh kk gl noob
me: k... TL?
him: What's TL?
That made me sad =[ (won the game though) 
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I can top everything, but unfortunatly I dont have the replay I think. The guy said I probably had glasses and ugly teeth and what not when I won, then he just left.
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On May 20 2010 13:25 xAlec wrote:Not a quote, more like a story and isn't too hilarious but it makes me smile. From back when I was silver, went on to play a match vs a zerg on steppes of war. Decided I would go for some banshee harass... (About 12 pics in here) + Show Spoiler +Yup ![[image loading]](http://i46.tinypic.com/161yhzr.jpg) So I'm pretty sure this guy isn't on team Quebec(though it's still possible), pretty much because of how he made less drones than I made scvs... + Show Spoiler +and I made 24 
you know.. he might simply have been in front of the pc so long that his math has changed into the binary system that way what he said was true 
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![[image loading]](http://bit.ly/9ifPTm)
Earned this gem tonight while I was in the process of steam rolling the guy after he attempted to cannon rush me.
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Just played with a friend in 2v2 as terran terran. We were scanning constantly in all the games and invariably we got a comment like:
"Lol they keep scanning, must be noobs"
"Still scanning so you can reaper rush??"
"keep wasting energy on scan"
etc etc etc
They all got steam rolled... but they all had something to say about the "noob" scans before they lost.
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Me: Gl Hf
Him: Not you
Now, I wasn't sure if he meant 'Oh no, not you again...' or what.
Me: ?
Him: You don't have fun and you don't have good luck.
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Man, if I didn't actually play this game, I would think it was full of a bunch of whiny losers. I've played maybe 100 games and haven't had anyone do any of this. I think it's something to do with me, but maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe it's because I don't cheese or lose to stupid cheese (there's a difference).
Best I got is:
Me: glhf :D
him: fuck you fggot
It made me laugh so hard. I still chuckle a little whenever I type "glhf" to anyone.
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I've had a guy say sorry for trying to cheese me. I felt bad for him for some reason, heh.
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Also had a guy tell me "Mutas suck vs terran".
Little did he know I was 4 base, and my 5 muta's quickly became 30 or so in no time.
Before he GG's he said something along the lines of "Damn, I was just f**king around." lol
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oops, wrong tab sorry! ><
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After a reset I was doing my placement matches again. I was playing against someone who was obviously copper/bronze. I walked into his base with a standard immortal push I think he had like 1 static defense and a couple of units. We didn't even fight and he types:
"Wow... its over already?"
"yeah sorry man this is my placement match, I'm actually platinum  "
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My Speedlings + Mutas raped his army. He said M O T H A F U C K A. When i destroyed his base he said something weird in german :o
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I played a guy in placement on Sands:
Him "Do you rush?" I assume he means cheese like reaper proxy, but maybe not.
Me "Not recently, trying to work on my macro."
Him "What's macro?"
Me "...Basically trying to make sure you spend all your money."
Now at this point I was expecting some cheese because he talked so much. Also I kept scanning his base but seeing nothing. I made a few marines and marauders but no attack came. I made one viking to scout and as soon as it entered into a sensor towers radius he left the game! I clicked return to game just to see what was going on and in the time between my last scan he had thrown down EIGHT rax. No units, he took 3 bases, and was building 2 bunkers at maybe 7 or so mins into the game. Craziness.
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This wasn't exactly BM, but after beeing canon rushed by a little cheesy protoss with his proxy pylon in my base on steps of war, he was laughing so hard and announcing win. Well I flew my command center down to my natural and my 2 rax to his base and build 3rd there, I won really quick after that and he was really down . Tho he remained polite during the whole game, and before leaving just said: "terrans are stupid, you shouldn't be able to fly your building when I can't" and quit.
Not sure if it's funny, but I was rather pleased with myself, since I really hate early game cheese from toss, since at that time it was the only thing they ever did to me during ladders.
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Ooh I've been bmed so many times. The worst was when I complained about being proxy pyloned and my opponent said he hopes my dad rapes me every night. O.O Then I lost because he built 2 pylons while I only scouted for one.
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"I hate ur DTs" - someone who fails to build detection, after his HUGE mmm army gets killed by a few of my DTs
he then flies to the island on metalopolis, and I warp in some more there
later game
me - "DTs need buff, they're too fragile"
player - "lol"
darn siege tanks with their darn missile turrets
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Just got my first bit of SC2 nerd rage directed at me... I'm in gold league currently like rank 12 or something as protoss and I'm playing a Terran. He tries to Marauder rush me and I hold it off with zeals a sentry or two and finally immortals. I counter and beat him... to which he just types "fuck you" and leaves. I check his profile and apparently he's platinum rank 18... do people just get bm when they get high up on platinum?
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