On May 20 2010 17:46 Stane wrote: Man, if I didn't actually play this game, I would think it was full of a bunch of whiny losers. I've played maybe 100 games and haven't had anyone do any of this. I think it's something to do with me, but maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe it's because I don't cheese or lose to stupid cheese (there's a difference).
Best I got is:
Me: glhf :D him: fuck you fggot
It made me laugh so hard. I still chuckle a little whenever I type "glhf" to anyone.
I had exactly that happen to me, some random zerg said it after i GLHF'd him, and later claimed it was because i was trying to distract him.
A toss player probe rushed me on Steppes of War and proceeded to not build anything else. I threw up a bunker next to his idle Nexus and just as it's about to die he pauses the game. I unpause it. He pauses it again. I unpause again. He uses his third pause and I unpause it to win.
I also have a pretty funny replay of a TvT Desert Oasis game that reached a stalemate after we traded bases following my banshee rush and his Marine/Marauder drop. All my SCVs, units and production buildings were dead, I had one CC floating in a corner tailed by his Raven (if you do the patrol trick on them they spin around, it's funny). He had no SCVs and no CC, a few floating production buildings and some marauders left but not enough money to build anything that could take out my CC.
I watched TV for a few hours and came back to land my CC, build a rax, factory and starport to win the game before he noticed I was back.
I got to play the same guy on the ladder 5 times in two days, and it was three times in a row one day. EVERY GAME he first asks me, "Can I has this one?" "What?" "Can you leave pls. I need this one." "No. You have to kill me if you want the win." ""
And then he cheeses me, every game. Builds gateways in my base. I'm zerg by the way. I learned to hold it off eventually.
On May 20 2010 19:42 Littlegeek wrote: "I hate ur DTs" - someone who fails to build detection, after his HUGE mmm army gets killed by a few of my DTs he then flies to the island on metalopolis, and I warp in some more there
later game me - "DTs need buff, they're too fragile" player - "lol"
On May 20 2010 00:25 Mellotron wrote: Why do people get such a kick out of this? Its really frustrating when you are trying to learn to play against decent strats and you keep running into people who have like 1 sleazy build that only works because its the least amount of effort for the most amount of gain. Sure, a win is a win, but not everyone wants to play 50 minute "come get me" games against Terrans who think its funny to put 30 turrets on an island and just sit there. Its so much better to lose to a Terran that actually makes a move on the map and shuts your shit down rather than just sitting there. Probably 75 percent of the in game rage in these posts was absolutely warranted. This thread is great etc whatever but not everyone thinks its funny to spend all day playing against stuff that just isnt satisfying, win or lose.
Had a game with someone who apparently bet rl money on this game...
Monsterix: man i really need this win Monsterix: give it please? Risu: sorry pal Monsterix: man i really do need it Monsterix: can you help me? Monsterix: anyway reset is soon Monsterix: you wont lose anything Risu: you too Monsterix: blizzard announced another reset Monsterix: i dont need it for stats Risu: I know Monsterix: i have a bet on for real money Risu: what for then? Monsterix: on this Monsterix: please Risu: lol no Risu: I cant take your word Monsterix: why "no" Monsterix: ffs Monsterix: man i sweer Monsterix: omfg Monsterix: you wont lose anything anyway Monsterix: ( Monsterix: man? Monsterix: only this i need Monsterix: ffs Monsterix: man please Monsterix: i beg you Risu: let it be a lesson not to bet Monsterix: i was idiot i know Monsterix: i wont bet anymore even if you give me Monsterix: man please Monsterix: ( Monsterix: be nice and give it Monsterix: please Monsterix: ffs u dont lose anything ...today or tommorow night is reset Monsterix: ffs Monsterix: MAAAAAN Monsterix: STOP Risu: gg Monsterix has left the game!
Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..." Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
On May 19 2010 02:43 RPGabe wrote: If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling.
On May 21 2010 04:10 TheRyanBurke wrote: Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..." Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
On May 21 2010 04:09 Risu wrote: Had a game with someone who apparently bet rl money on this game...
Monsterix:
I played a PvP against this kid recently, I'm not even really sure why I remembered the name. He did the whole "chitchat into inbase proxy" thing. I dispatched of it very easily (after scouting his base, silly me not doing a round in my own base when a guy keeps asking if I'm from wc3 and know this guy and that guy etc.) and he didn't gg .
Anyway, seems like the guy is a class-act altogether.
On May 20 2010 19:06 araged wrote: This wasn't exactly BM, but after beeing canon rushed by a little cheesy protoss with his proxy pylon in my base on steps of war, he was laughing so hard and announcing win. Well I flew my command center down to my natural and my 2 rax to his base and build 3rd there, I won really quick after that and he was really down . Tho he remained polite during the whole game, and before leaving just said: "terrans are stupid, you shouldn't be able to fly your building when I can't" and quit.
Not sure if it's funny, but I was rather pleased with myself, since I really hate early game cheese from toss, since at that time it was the only thing they ever did to me during ladders.
lol, every time i hear that, i think of the dude that thought a nexus could lift... that was epic funny...
EDIT: boxerfan vs LZ
On May 21 2010 04:10 TheRyanBurke wrote: Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..." Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
On May 20 2010 15:01 sluggaslamoo wrote: Upon building my first gateway.
why cant i have easy wins like that?
i ended up playing a 40 minute game last night.... TvT on desert Oasis, he tried to proxy rax me, i held it off and ended up trashing his base, so he lifted off and took an island and turreted up
i just took every expansion on the map and built a heap of vikings/turrets around the island he built BC's and tried to yamato me down, but i just kept sacking vikings until eventually he ran out of money
he even said to me "hurry up and finish me off" and "draw?"