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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
May 20 2010 14:22 GMT
#181
On May 20 2010 17:46 Stane wrote:
Man, if I didn't actually play this game, I would think it was full of a bunch of whiny losers. I've played maybe 100 games and haven't had anyone do any of this. I think it's something to do with me, but maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe it's because I don't cheese or lose to stupid cheese (there's a difference).

Best I got is:

Me: glhf :D
him: fuck you fggot

It made me laugh so hard. I still chuckle a little whenever I type "glhf" to anyone.

I had exactly that happen to me, some random zerg said it after i GLHF'd him, and later claimed it was because i was trying to distract him.
U Gotta Skate.
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
May 20 2010 15:05 GMT
#182
On May 20 2010 16:40 -infinite- wrote:
[image loading]

Earned this gem tonight while I was in the process of steam rolling the guy after he attempted to cannon rush me.



GOLDEN!!!
The Prince of DroneS
Kahurz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany35 Posts
May 20 2010 15:14 GMT
#183
Best one till now was after my enemy in a TvT saw a Tank at my choke:

Where do you get this Weapons from?

I told him from the factory
Soon after that he found the Advanced Building button and was happy to build some other units than Marauders and Marines.
Naf
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark68 Posts
May 20 2010 16:33 GMT
#184
On May 20 2010 16:40 -infinite- wrote:
[image loading]

Earned this gem tonight while I was in the process of steam rolling the guy after he attempted to cannon rush me.


this seriously made me lol!!!
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
May 20 2010 17:05 GMT
#185
I love when me and my opponent have a similar sense of humor! <3

[image loading]
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[image loading]
I AM A BALL OF HATE!

[image loading]
The tables turn!

[image loading]
He's in mah base, killin' mah supply!

[image loading]
And the game ends with manner! Awesome!
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
ClicheGuevara
Profile Joined May 2010
United States11 Posts
May 20 2010 17:11 GMT
#186
A toss player probe rushed me on Steppes of War and proceeded to not build anything else. I threw up a bunker next to his idle Nexus and just as it's about to die he pauses the game. I unpause it. He pauses it again. I unpause again. He uses his third pause and I unpause it to win.

Him: "Fuck you."
Leaves game.

Guess he thought he could pause it forever...
ClicheGuevara
Profile Joined May 2010
United States11 Posts
May 20 2010 17:16 GMT
#187
I also have a pretty funny replay of a TvT Desert Oasis game that reached a stalemate after we traded bases following my banshee rush and his Marine/Marauder drop. All my SCVs, units and production buildings were dead, I had one CC floating in a corner tailed by his Raven (if you do the patrol trick on them they spin around, it's funny). He had no SCVs and no CC, a few floating production buildings and some marauders left but not enough money to build anything that could take out my CC.

I watched TV for a few hours and came back to land my CC, build a rax, factory and starport to win the game before he noticed I was back.
Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
May 20 2010 18:27 GMT
#188
I wanted to win using every tech tree.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
twitch.tv/setz3r
Scope
Profile Joined February 2009
Sweden147 Posts
May 20 2010 18:41 GMT
#189
I got to play the same guy on the ladder 5 times in two days, and it was three times in a row one day. EVERY GAME he first asks me,
"Can I has this one?"
"What?"
"Can you leave pls. I need this one."
"No. You have to kill me if you want the win."
""

And then he cheeses me, every game. Builds gateways in my base. I'm zerg by the way. I learned to hold it off eventually.
I think therefore I win
Rikerr
Profile Joined April 2010
United States69 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-20 18:50:18
May 20 2010 18:49 GMT
#190
On May 20 2010 19:42 Littlegeek wrote:
"I hate ur DTs" - someone who fails to build detection, after his HUGE mmm army gets killed by a few of my DTs
he then flies to the island on metalopolis, and I warp in some more there

later game
me - "DTs need buff, they're too fragile"
player - "lol"

darn siege tanks with their darn missile turrets



think you're thinking of a different map
We dont take kindly to folks that dont take kindley around here...
Craton
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States17294 Posts
May 20 2010 18:54 GMT
#191
On May 20 2010 00:07 fuzzehbunneh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 22:18 SoL[9] wrote:
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]


LOOOOOL

rofl..i was watching that..destiny is hilarious in stream


He left before I could respond
twitch.tv/cratonz
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
May 20 2010 19:06 GMT
#192
[he reaper rushes. i defend and mass up and win]

him : fucking newbie
me : ...
me : really?
me : i defend your gay ass proxy reapers
me : and im the newbie?

him : fuck you korean fucker
me : .. lol
cw)minsean(ru
Kurt_Russell
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada147 Posts
May 20 2010 19:09 GMT
#193
On May 20 2010 00:25 Mellotron wrote:
Why do people get such a kick out of this? Its really frustrating when you are trying to learn to play against decent strats and you keep running into people who have like 1 sleazy build that only works because its the least amount of effort for the most amount of gain. Sure, a win is a win, but not everyone wants to play 50 minute "come get me" games against Terrans who think its funny to put 30 turrets on an island and just sit there. Its so much better to lose to a Terran that actually makes a move on the map and shuts your shit down rather than just sitting there. Probably 75 percent of the in game rage in these posts was absolutely warranted. This thread is great etc whatever but not everyone thinks its funny to spend all day playing against stuff that just isnt satisfying, win or lose.


This was satire, am I right?
My captcha when signing up was in ovules :S
Risu
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom7 Posts
May 20 2010 19:09 GMT
#194
Had a game with someone who apparently bet rl money on this game...

Monsterix: man i really need this win
Monsterix: give it please?
Risu: sorry pal
Monsterix: man i really do need it
Monsterix: can you help me?
Monsterix: anyway reset is soon
Monsterix: you wont lose anything
Risu: you too
Monsterix: blizzard announced another reset
Monsterix: i dont need it for stats
Risu: I know
Monsterix: i have a bet on for real money
Risu: what for then?
Monsterix: on this
Monsterix: please
Risu: lol no
Risu: I cant take your word
Monsterix: why "no"
Monsterix: ffs
Monsterix: man i sweer
Monsterix: omfg
Monsterix: you wont lose anything anyway
Monsterix: (
Monsterix: man?
Monsterix: only this i need
Monsterix: ffs
Monsterix: man please
Monsterix: i beg you
Risu: let it be a lesson not to bet
Monsterix: i was idiot i know
Monsterix: i wont bet anymore even if you give me
Monsterix: man please
Monsterix: (
Monsterix: be nice and give it
Monsterix: please
Monsterix: ffs u dont lose anything ...today or tommorow night is reset
Monsterix: ffs
Monsterix: MAAAAAN
Monsterix: STOP
Risu: gg
Monsterix has left the game!

Queue private chats saying "FUCK YOU" etc.

Does this make me a bad person?
TheRyanBurke
Profile Joined May 2010
United States6 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-20 19:11:58
May 20 2010 19:10 GMT
#195
Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..."
Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
[image loading]
bobq
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States136 Posts
May 20 2010 19:21 GMT
#196
On May 19 2010 02:43 RPGabe wrote:
If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling.


Shouldn't this be in the strategy forum?
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
May 20 2010 19:25 GMT
#197
On May 21 2010 04:10 TheRyanBurke wrote:
Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..."
Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
[image loading]


That's pretty great, haha.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Bash
Profile Joined August 2007
Finland1533 Posts
May 20 2010 22:23 GMT
#198
On May 21 2010 04:09 Risu wrote:
Had a game with someone who apparently bet rl money on this game...

Monsterix:


I played a PvP against this kid recently, I'm not even really sure why I remembered the name. He did the whole "chitchat into inbase proxy" thing. I dispatched of it very easily (after scouting his base, silly me not doing a round in my own base when a guy keeps asking if I'm from wc3 and know this guy and that guy etc.) and he didn't gg .

Anyway, seems like the guy is a class-act altogether.
I can't sing and I can't dance, but still I know how to clap my hands.
SarcasticOne
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia213 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-21 01:48:22
May 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#199
On May 20 2010 19:06 araged wrote:
This wasn't exactly BM, but after beeing canon rushed by a little cheesy protoss with his proxy pylon in my base on steps of war, he was laughing so hard and announcing win. Well I flew my command center down to my natural and my 2 rax to his base and build 3rd there, I won really quick after that and he was really down . Tho he remained polite during the whole game, and before leaving just said: "terrans are stupid, you shouldn't be able to fly your building when I can't" and quit.

Not sure if it's funny, but I was rather pleased with myself, since I really hate early game cheese from toss, since at that time it was the only thing they ever did to me during ladders.


lol, every time i hear that, i think of the dude that thought a nexus could lift...
that was epic funny...

EDIT:

boxerfan vs LZ

On May 21 2010 04:10 TheRyanBurke wrote:
Zerg opponent says this at 2:33 - "gg, im stoned and havent' made any buildings yet..."
Quits in the next 20 seconds before my zerglings even get to his base.
[image loading]

On May 20 2010 15:01 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Upon building my first gateway.

[image loading]


why cant i have easy wins like that?

i ended up playing a 40 minute game last night.... TvT on desert Oasis, he tried to proxy rax me, i held it off and ended up trashing his base, so he lifted off and took an island and turreted up

i just took every expansion on the map and built a heap of vikings/turrets around the island
he built BC's and tried to yamato me down, but i just kept sacking vikings until eventually he ran out of money

he even said to me "hurry up and finish me off" and "draw?"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 21 2010 01:53 GMT
#200
On May 20 2010 14:58 NicksonReyes wrote:
While killing my enemy's base on my first beta game

Me: It's my first game
Opp: !^&$ you GAY
Me: You just lost to a gay.


this made me release a burst of high pitched laughter
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