EPT10 seconds later my overlord was sitting on top of his base anyway :s
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Tsagacity
United States2124 Posts
10 seconds later my overlord was sitting on top of his base anyway :s | ||
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Tristy
Norway172 Posts
"Sigh.. 6/7/8/9 pool?" and one of them responds: "Wtf!? ONE pool, you noob!" | ||
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cyrus.beacon
United States22 Posts
Him: gg [pre-emptive, cause he thought he had won] 10 seconds later - Him: wait what? (Him) has left the game! I laughed for about ten minutes straight over that one. Another time, after I had acquired some actual skills I won a PvT in a straight-up fight with a balanced army on Kulas Ravine. I actually thought I played quite well that game, even if it was short and over after the first major battle. Anyway, after his Marauders die to my Immortals he writes "caliss de mangeur de cul" and ragequits. My French sucks, so I plug it into Google Translate to see what it means: "fucking ass eater." That one made my afternoon. But probably my absolute favorite came from early on in the beta when I was playing a PVT on Steppes of War. The game had just started, and I was working on building probe #8 when I see: Him: RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I'm like, huh, that's weird, maybe he's psyching himself up or something. But then five seconds later I notice I have 5 SCVs attacking my mineral line. I was so shocked all but two of my probes went down before I was able to react! Fortunately I recovered enough presence of mind to remember to abuse the recharging shields, and after I finally killed off his "army" (it was seriously down to 1 probe vs 1 SCV), I chronoboosted my economy and went and killed his command center, which he had set down at my natural. We had a good laugh at the end of it. Since I hit silver though I have encountered a lot more BM. It's not as much fun anymore. Still, so much more incentive to get better and steamroll them... | ||
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unsoundlogic
United States391 Posts
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sotmh
United States41 Posts
On May 19 2010 03:20 vek wrote: ![[image loading]](http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3204/sorryaltolol.jpg) I felt a bit bad but that match was going to be stupid either way so eh :> Someone tried to do this to me on Burning Sands. It did not work, but his response summed it up nicely: Opponent: Wow, this is a stupid strategy. Opponent: gg | ||
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FREEloss_ca
Canada603 Posts
The 6 pooler: Lol gg nub The 6 pooler: now you're 2v1, kinda embarrassing isn't it? Me: T_T The 6 pooler: I'll go easy on you Me: I'm going to destroy you...T_T The 6 pooler: lolol ok 15 minutes later, I rape his partner with 4 ravens and 8 vikings, using PDD/turrets The 6 pooler: lol he sucked anyways Me: That wasn't even my main army... *200/200 M/M/M/Thor ball storms into his base* Me: losing 2v1, kind of embarrassing isn't it? T_T The 6 pooler: Fuck you, whatever *leaves the game*. My id, FREEloss, further adds to the irony. | ||
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Tortfeasor
United States14 Posts
Him: what is with cheese, wtf Me: lol wut? Him: All people do lately is cheese. Me: Making a thor is cheese? Him: YOU KNOW THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO TO COUNTER THAT, !@#$% CHEESER Me: You do not know what cheese is. After he rage quit he sent me PM's insisting that what I did was, in fact, cheese. I informed him that the internet would soon know about our shared adventure. | ||
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MoreFaSho
United States1427 Posts
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cartoon]x
United States606 Posts
crazedrat: GL KITTY Me: hf crazedrat: I am wind. crazedrat: I am earth. crazedrat: I am lightning. crazedrat: I am thunder. Me: Stop talking crazedrat: I am heart. Me: lol crazedrat: CAAAAAAAAAAAAT! crazedrat: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! It turned out he was doing a 6 pool, which I held off pretty well and went on to win | ||
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AleC
332 Posts
and isn't too hilarious but it makes me smile. From back when I was silver, went on to play a match vs a zerg on steppes of war. Decided I would go for some banshee harass... (About 12 pics in here) + Show Spoiler + He's friendly enough, also enjoys harassment. ![[image loading]](http://i49.tinypic.com/5eiv80.jpg) Compliments me ![[image loading]](http://i50.tinypic.com/21cul1j.jpg) The tears begin streaming... ![[image loading]](http://i50.tinypic.com/1688p3c.jpg) Your right... what was I thinking??? ![[image loading]](http://i48.tinypic.com/ta3dzr.jpg) Mhm... egging me on while macroing, how original ![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/f0yjjo.jpg) Yup ![[image loading]](http://i46.tinypic.com/161yhzr.jpg) As my 5 banshees close in on his base... ![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/2dhd2d2.jpg) Because playing against a strategy you don't like/aren't good at can't POSSIBLY make you better. ![[image loading]](http://i46.tinypic.com/17zczq.jpg) Faded:"well that's how you can practice" (Notice how he's attacking me again) ![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/2hnucnc.jpg) The "I'm better than you" talk begins ![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/98u61s.jpg) Congrats. ![[image loading]](http://i46.tinypic.com/2diodx4.jpg) gj beta? ![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/23wqjo.jpg) So I'm pretty sure this guy isn't on team Quebec(though it's still possible), pretty much because of how he made less drones than I made scvs... + Show Spoiler + and I made 24  | ||
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Subversion
South Africa3627 Posts
He typed a LOT of korean at me. I don't know what he said, but I'm pretty sure he was upset  Then I said "I DONT SPEAK KOREAN SOZ" He responds: "fuck" ".....has left the game" | ||
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The_Voidless
United States184 Posts
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Paperline
Canada78 Posts
I'm not very good (top bronze ftw) but there is usually lots of swearing and what not. I didn't know you could take off the language filter so most of the time i couldn't tell what they were even saying. Sometimes when people get super pissed and rage out and quit I'll add PM them "Don't worry, you tried your best." It's pretty fun. | ||
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Rambling.
Canada314 Posts
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Rambling.
Canada314 Posts
On May 20 2010 13:25 xAlec wrote: Not a quote, more like a story and isn't too hilarious but it makes me smile. From back when I was silver, went on to play a match vs a zerg on steppes of war. Decided I would go for some banshee harass... (About 12 pics in here) + Show Spoiler + He's friendly enough, also enjoys harassment. Compliments me The tears begin streaming... Your right... what was I thinking??? Mhm... egging me on while macroing, how original Yup As my 5 banshees close in on his base... Because playing against a strategy you don't like/aren't good at can't POSSIBLY make you better. Faded:"well that's how you can practice" (Notice how he's attacking me again) The "I'm better than you" talk begins Congrats. gj beta? So I'm pretty sure this guy isn't on team Quebec(though it's still possible), pretty much because of how he made less drones than I made scvs... + Show Spoiler + and I made 24 Quebecs full of frenchies, you think he'd be used to losing | ||
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DaggerRage
United States30 Posts
Him: You gay bro? Me: yes Him: What is this middle school counselor agree with me crap? ... Him: gl hf | ||
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jgju
United States454 Posts
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Xinliben
United States931 Posts
On MaY 20 2010 14:42 jgju wrote: The best quote I've experienced so far was a simple "WHY IS EVERYONE ON BNET GAY" after kwanrolling someone who teched to lair too quickly in a ZvZ and didn't scout the fact that I was making lings. I should make the name  Kwanro and just early pool every game. Wonder how far I'd get. | ||
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NicksonReyes
Philippines4431 Posts
Me: It's my first game Opp: !^&$ you GAY Me: You just lost to a gay. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
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