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Turbo.Tactics
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany675 Posts
May 19 2010 12:03 GMT
#101
in a 2v2 today me and my teammate were attacking with a TvP army.
After raping their armies the quote was
"Mass VRs? who does that?!"
[xyznoob] has left the game


.... well pretty much 9 out of 10 Protoss players that i face on the ladder ^^
Zerg - because Browders sons hate 'em
Stealthpenguin
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland393 Posts
May 19 2010 12:11 GMT
#102
Him: HAS LEFT THE GAME
Me: Nice try
Him: fuck you
and then he leaves for real
Demowipper
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada4 Posts
May 19 2010 12:20 GMT
#103
On May 18 2010 22:51 Amber[LighT] wrote:
My favorite comment when a game starts and I get one of the following:

-Opponent: Day n Nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
-Me: At.. At.. At nite...

(username is CuDi )


This definitely made me smile
Zorac
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden15 Posts
May 19 2010 12:20 GMT
#104
I have mostly had mannered opponents so far, except this one guy:

me: hi, gl hf
him: fuck you

then says nothing the entire game, until I almost won, he goes gg, and then lifts all his buildings and flies away..

I dont mind the flying away part if he still has a chance to win, but I get really annoyed when people go, "gg" and then dont leave.
inTheMood
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway128 Posts
May 19 2010 12:23 GMT
#105
ZvP scrap station. This was just after the roach nerf, so I was a bit pissed.

I scouted that he was teching HARD and I had 6 lings out and speed soon done. Made a few more lings and waited for the speed to finish while taking an expo. Ran into his base with some lings and took out his probes.

Him: "GG" nerf speedlings please!
Me. lol?
*player has left the game"

Was so tempting to throw SO much crap back at him, but he PM'ed me later and we sorted things out <3
DIMAGA | Ret | mOOnGLaDe | Hero | White-Ra | DRG | Dragon | Snute
ichimarugin680
Profile Joined February 2009
United States182 Posts
May 19 2010 12:25 GMT
#106
I went 2gate 1star zealvoidray haras against a terran. When he sees the voidray he says all protossnoobs go voidray rush then I attack his front with zeals and win against his heavy marine army then he says gg u cheesed me newb!

Btw how do u retrieve ur replay so that u can watch it or upload it?
I'd like that Rosh cheeze with some whine.////.... When you feel down and lost read Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
May 19 2010 12:31 GMT
#107
On May 19 2010 21:20 Zorac wrote:
I have mostly had mannered opponents so far, except this one guy:

me: hi, gl hf
him: fuck you

then says nothing the entire game, until I almost won, he goes gg, and then lifts all his buildings and flies away..


I think I played the same guy yesterday!

So far I've not seen that much BM. I had one conversation that went like this:
me: gl hf
him: Fuck off you noob

I made a mental note to expect cheese and utterly destroyed him when he actually went ~6pool. Too bad he left before my witty remark.

Weirdest thing happened yesterday during a 2V2. My team mate gives them a GL HF.
Opponent: I love you.
Still wondering if they were trying to psyche us out.
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
torfteufel
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany86 Posts
May 19 2010 12:39 GMT
#108
i just love to get noob flames when they lose. its like calling your own son a son of a b****
"You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole!" El Duderino
TRAP[yoo]
Profile Joined December 2009
Hungary6026 Posts
May 19 2010 12:45 GMT
#109
"corruptors have too much life"
FTD
Konsume
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada466 Posts
May 19 2010 12:52 GMT
#110
Him: OMG you just spammed your brainless combo and won! I clearly OUTPLAYED you all game long!!!!!!! Hydras are sooooo braindead!!!

(he said that after I used, Zerglins, Banelings switched to Mutas than hydras+lings and finaly added infestors against a terran. I finaly managed to use a nydus right in his main where he got ALL his tech stacked in a corner....)

me: eh? you've spammed marine+marauders+medic, what do you expect...... btw isn't that the flavor of the beta? imo a more "braindead" unit comp!

Him: HAHAHAHAHAHA NEWB! YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! N00b!

me: Bah ok, you -->CLEARLY<-- outplayed me... but... I still won! Results > Ways of playing

Player has left the game!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
ZergOwaR
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway280 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 13:08:30
May 19 2010 12:57 GMT
#111
had a game against a toss where i basicly went speedling, he used FF to hold me below the ramp. i tech banelings, all the while dancing back and forth with lings making him spend as much energy as possible, then bust up and finish the game.

him: "how can toss defend against that?"
him: "fu"
has left the game

or for my almost standard 2v2 opener
my partner : gl hf and all that jazz
one opponent: u2
me: god i hate that band...

after that the next opponent answer tend to vary

edit: oh! another one. from the first match in placement after i got my key..
me: "5 bucks says i'll lose"
him: "i'll take that bet"
we go on abit about how its our first match and blabla

as it happened.. i won
him "gg, you owe me 5 bucks"
me: "hehe yeah... do you take check?"
him: "sure ^^" and leaves
dig dig dig dig dig dig die!
norlock
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands918 Posts
May 19 2010 13:05 GMT
#112
On May 19 2010 21:23 inTheMood wrote:
ZvP scrap station. This was just after the roach nerf, so I was a bit pissed.

I scouted that he was teching HARD and I had 6 lings out and speed soon done. Made a few more lings and waited for the speed to finish while taking an expo. Ran into his base with some lings and took out his probes.

Him: "GG" nerf speedlings please!
Me. lol?
*player has left the game"

Was so tempting to throw SO much crap back at him, but he PM'ed me later and we sorted things out <3


Wooow he really was talking bad at you, what a bad manner! good you sorted things out because that was clearly unacceptable! -_-
Are you human?
Invictus
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Singapore2697 Posts
May 19 2010 13:06 GMT
#113
Rofl this thread is full of win
Lee Jaedong Fighting!
SoL[9]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Portugal1370 Posts
May 19 2010 13:18 GMT
#114
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]


LOOOOOL
I Can Fly...
vOddy
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden402 Posts
May 19 2010 13:21 GMT
#115
Owned a protoss player with ghosts.

"IT'S A FUCKING POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE FOR YOU WHILE I HAVE TO WORK MY ASS OFF. SO BALANCED"

and many many variations of " TVP IS SO BROKEN, P CANT WIN "
"You generate awesomeness. It just flows from you."
danl9rm
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States3111 Posts
May 19 2010 13:25 GMT
#116
On May 19 2010 05:46 Xinliben wrote:
I was in silver league and was doing well. I got matched up against some Plat guy (I don't know how) who in base proxy'd me (I was T he was P) I scouted it but still lost because that was the first time I came against it and didn't know what to do. He said 'Wow dude you suck why do you even play, go back to silver"
;-;


man i lol'd so hard. u win the thread so far for me.
"Science has so well established that the preborn baby in the womb is a living human being that most pro-choice activists have conceded the point. ..since the abortion proponents have lost the science argument, they are now advocating an existential one."
Roest
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany1 Post
May 19 2010 15:00 GMT
#117
copper league, me terran, him zerg

after his zerglings died at my wall and my one cloaked banshee destroyed his base

him: uh dude
him: now i have to counter everything?
him: even in copper?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants ist irrelephant.
fuzzehbunneh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States66 Posts
May 19 2010 15:07 GMT
#118
On May 19 2010 22:18 SoL[9] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]


LOOOOOL

rofl..i was watching that..destiny is hilarious in stream
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
May 19 2010 15:08 GMT
#119
We started off with the hi, gl hf and stuff. Everything was fine and dandy up until this battle.

I had 4 marines 2 reapers 1 marauder 2 thors and 1 raven. He sent in 14 stalkers and 1 Immortal. After the battle I had 2 thors 1 raven 2 marines and 1 marauder left.


All he said was: Wow are you serious?

Then went ahead and rage quit later on.
Brood War forever!
Logikz
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States65 Posts
May 19 2010 15:13 GMT
#120
I had just killed his entire early game ling army (32 zerglings) with 1 baneling.

Opponent: NO
Opponent has left the game.

I was crying from laughter.
gl hf GG
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