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Lol, last night I was Zerg - so obviously I just started macro'ing up.
The guy didn't attack me once, so I just kept expanding and building a huge hydra army.
I Nydus into his base and he's like "Wow that's a lot of hydras."
Then he follows it with "Is this novice?" He thought he was playing on those novice maps.
Lol, shame. I should have just 7-pooled and saved myself a lot of time =/.
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On May 19 2010 01:41 Takkara wrote: Old one and not mine but ultimate funny opponent quote meant in all seriousness:
"can't lift nexus :/" "toss should really have that. terran is less advanced."
He has a point.
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I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:
fastlikeacat: so many bad players fastlikeacat: haha me: like u? fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier fastlikeacat: but next time i will me: oh ok me: bye noob fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole fastlikeacat: lol fastlikeacat: i might be a noob fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid. fastlikeacat: never forget that. me: lol fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot me: ur dumb dude me: just leave fastlikeacat has left the game
then he PMs me: fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb but i get laid hahaha nerd idiot. pussy means more than starcraft... learn that. fastlikeacat has reconnected. fastlikeacat has disconnected. fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there? haha faggot.
this shit just cracks me up
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+ Show Spoiler +On May 19 2010 09:34 cartoon]x wrote: I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:
fastlikeacat: so many bad players fastlikeacat: haha me: like u? fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier fastlikeacat: but next time i will me: oh ok me: bye noob fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole fastlikeacat: lol fastlikeacat: i might be a noob fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid. fastlikeacat: never forget that. me: lol fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot me: ur dumb dude me: just leave fastlikeacat has left the game
then he PMs me: fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb but i get laid hahaha nerd idiot. pussy means more than starcraft... learn that. fastlikeacat has reconnected. fastlikeacat has disconnected. fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there? haha faggot.
this shit just cracks me up these are the best ones, pm*ing you after the game to go on raging what a retard but at least a bit funny
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I did an early marine rush against a Terran but it failed to do much damage. He did a attack while expanding but I setup a flank and defended it easily and decided to counter. Turns out he didn't macro while attacking and I walk right into his main without anything to stop me.
him: you can suicide rines line a goon (like?) him: and still win him: lol me: lol me: timing! him: yeh timing him: retard
I thought he was joking because of the lol. Guess not.
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haha ss284's post made me lol so hard! =D
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I love how people turn to telling you that you're a nerd who only cares about Starcraft, when they're the ones hard-raging a stranger over a loss.
Classic projection
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Only I've had was "Rushing is so much easier than being good" =/
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Hehe.
I remember one ZvZ game I was playing a few patches back (patch 7 maybe?), I scouted my opponent and noticed a distinct lack of the usual roach warren and that he was teching to lair early. So I set up a couple of spore crawlers at home and got hydras myself. Suddenly "out of the blue" his mutalisks flew in, got raped by my spine/hydra combo and I proceeded to march in on his main and destroy him. His response was:
Him: "So I guess team liquid was right" Him: "Maphack is out already..." Me: "It's called scouting."
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I told this guy he needed to use infestors. His response "Why, so your marauders can 2shot them?", "Right, go troll somewhere else idiot." He left after that, probly one of the worst zergs I've ever played.
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On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:Logitech g5?
LOL
good first post
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On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote: HAHAHAHA, that's golden.
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My games go the opposite way...
I like to let my opponents know how I feel about their starcraft2 skills while i see them building cannons at my ramp ;/
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On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote: Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)
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wow, can't believe people are so fucking dumb....
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After holding off a cannon rush on incineration zone PvT I ran some reapers into his main. Him: only an idiot would use that strat Me: after you cannoned? Lolz
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funny thing is, this candela.fogata guy is and was a 2k plat zerg
this was immediately post patch 12, so perhaps he was trying to phrase his question differently + Show Spoiler +
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On May 19 2010 12:50 kerr0r wrote:Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)
Hahaha. I'm so tempted to tell someone that "F10 + N" will show if your opponent is map hacking!
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The hilarious thing is that was me...
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