Lol, last night I was Zerg - so obviously I just started macro'ing up.

The guy didn't attack me once, so I just kept expanding and building a huge hydra army.

I Nydus into his base and he's like "Wow that's a lot of hydras."

Then he follows it with "Is this novice?" He thought he was playing on those novice maps.

Lol, shame. I should have just 7-pooled and saved myself a lot of time =/.

Holden Caulfield

102 Posts

May 19 2010 00:13 GMT

#62

On May 19 2010 01:41 Takkara wrote:
Old one and not mine but ultimate funny opponent quote meant in all seriousness:

"can't lift nexus :/"
"toss should really have that. terran is less advanced."

He has a point.

cartoon]x

United States606 Posts

May 19 2010 00:34 GMT

#63

I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:

fastlikeacat: so many bad players
fastlikeacat: haha
me: like u?
fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle
fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier
fastlikeacat: but next time i will
me: oh ok
me: bye noob
fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings
fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole
fastlikeacat: lol
fastlikeacat: i might be a noob
fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid.
fastlikeacat: never forget that.
me: lol
fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot
me: ur dumb dude
me: just leave
fastlikeacat has left the game

then he PMs me:
fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb
but i get laid
hahaha
nerd idiot.
pussy means more than starcraft... learn that.
fastlikeacat has reconnected.
fastlikeacat has disconnected.
fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there?
haha
faggot.

this shit just cracks me up

Papillon

Germany131 Posts

May 19 2010 00:39 GMT

#64

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On May 19 2010 09:34 cartoon]x wrote:
I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:

fastlikeacat: so many bad players
fastlikeacat: haha
me: like u?
fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle
fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier
fastlikeacat: but next time i will
me: oh ok
me: bye noob
fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings
fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole
fastlikeacat: lol
fastlikeacat: i might be a noob
fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid.
fastlikeacat: never forget that.
me: lol
fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot
me: ur dumb dude
me: just leave
fastlikeacat has left the game

then he PMs me:
fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb
but i get laid
hahaha
nerd idiot.
pussy means more than starcraft... learn that.
fastlikeacat has reconnected.
fastlikeacat has disconnected.
fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there?
haha
faggot.

this shit just cracks me up

these are the best ones, pm*ing you after the game to go on raging
what a retard but at least a bit funny

Kinky

United States4126 Posts

May 19 2010 00:51 GMT

#65

I did an early marine rush against a Terran but it failed to do much damage. He did a attack while expanding but I setup a flank and defended it easily and decided to counter. Turns out he didn't macro while attacking and I walk right into his main without anything to stop me.

him: you can suicide rines line a goon (like?)
him: and still win
him: lol
me: lol
me: timing!
him: yeh timing
him: retard

I thought he was joking because of the lol. Guess not.

Champi

1422 Posts

May 19 2010 01:04 GMT

#66

haha ss284's post made me lol so hard! =D

Subversion

South Africa3627 Posts

May 19 2010 01:15 GMT

#67

I love how people turn to telling you that you're a nerd who only cares about Starcraft, when they're the ones hard-raging a stranger over a loss.

Classic projection

Tsaroth

United States7 Posts

May 19 2010 01:16 GMT

#68

Only I've had was "Rushing is so much easier than being good" =/

Raisk

Finland3 Posts

May 19 2010 01:49 GMT

#69

Hehe.

I remember one ZvZ game I was playing a few patches back (patch 7 maybe?), I scouted my opponent and noticed a distinct lack of the usual roach warren and that he was teching to lair early. So I set up a couple of spore crawlers at home and got hydras myself. Suddenly "out of the blue" his mutalisks flew in, got raped by my spine/hydra combo and I proceeded to march in on his main and destroy him. His response was:

Him: "So I guess team liquid was right"
Him: "Maphack is out already..."
Me: "It's called scouting."

Elbee

United States224 Posts

May 19 2010 02:47 GMT

#70

I told this guy he needed to use infestors.
His response "Why, so your marauders can 2shot them?", "Right, go troll somewhere else idiot."
He left after that, probly one of the worst zergs I've ever played.

Craton

United States17282 Posts

May 19 2010 03:05 GMT

#71

Chairman Ray

United States11903 Posts

May 19 2010 03:07 GMT

#72

On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:
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Logitech g5?

LOL

good first post

Kinky

United States4126 Posts

May 19 2010 03:13 GMT

#73

On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]

HAHAHAHA, that's golden.

Coraz

United States252 Posts

May 19 2010 03:29 GMT

#74

My games go the opposite way...

I like to let my opponents know how I feel about their starcraft2 skills while i see them building cannons at my ramp ;/

kerr0r

Norway319 Posts

May 19 2010 03:50 GMT

#75

On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
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Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)

Sashimi

58 Posts

May 19 2010 03:55 GMT

#76

wow, can't believe people are so fucking dumb....

Paperline

Canada78 Posts

May 19 2010 04:24 GMT

#77

After holding off a cannon rush on incineration zone PvT I ran some reapers into his main.
Him: only an idiot would use that strat
Me: after you cannoned? Lolz

billyX333

United States1360 Posts

May 19 2010 04:32 GMT

#78

funny thing is, this candela.fogata guy is and was a 2k plat zerg

this was immediately post patch 12, so perhaps he was trying to phrase his question differently
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