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Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
May 19 2010 00:11 GMT
#61
Lol, last night I was Zerg - so obviously I just started macro'ing up.

The guy didn't attack me once, so I just kept expanding and building a huge hydra army.

I Nydus into his base and he's like "Wow that's a lot of hydras."

Then he follows it with "Is this novice?" He thought he was playing on those novice maps.

Lol, shame. I should have just 7-pooled and saved myself a lot of time =/.
Holden Caulfield
Profile Joined March 2010
102 Posts
May 19 2010 00:13 GMT
#62
On May 19 2010 01:41 Takkara wrote:
Old one and not mine but ultimate funny opponent quote meant in all seriousness:

"can't lift nexus :/"
"toss should really have that. terran is less advanced."




He has a point.
cartoon]x
Profile Joined March 2010
United States606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 00:37:26
May 19 2010 00:34 GMT
#63
I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:

fastlikeacat: so many bad players
fastlikeacat: haha
me: like u?
fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle
fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier
fastlikeacat: but next time i will
me: oh ok
me: bye noob
fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings
fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole
fastlikeacat: lol
fastlikeacat: i might be a noob
fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid.
fastlikeacat: never forget that.
me: lol
fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot
me: ur dumb dude
me: just leave
fastlikeacat has left the game

then he PMs me:
fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb
but i get laid
hahaha
nerd idiot.
pussy means more than starcraft... learn that.
fastlikeacat has reconnected.
fastlikeacat has disconnected.
fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there?
haha
faggot.

this shit just cracks me up
It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.
Papillon
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany131 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 00:45:57
May 19 2010 00:39 GMT
#64
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 19 2010 09:34 cartoon]x wrote:
I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says:

fastlikeacat: so many bad players
fastlikeacat: haha
me: like u?
fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle
fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier
fastlikeacat: but next time i will
me: oh ok
me: bye noob
fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings
fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole
fastlikeacat: lol
fastlikeacat: i might be a noob
fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid.
fastlikeacat: never forget that.
me: lol
fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot
me: ur dumb dude
me: just leave
fastlikeacat has left the game

then he PMs me:
fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb
but i get laid
hahaha
nerd idiot.
pussy means more than starcraft... learn that.
fastlikeacat has reconnected.
fastlikeacat has disconnected.
fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there?
haha
faggot.

this shit just cracks me up

these are the best ones, pm*ing you after the game to go on raging
what a retard but at least a bit funny
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
May 19 2010 00:51 GMT
#65
I did an early marine rush against a Terran but it failed to do much damage. He did a attack while expanding but I setup a flank and defended it easily and decided to counter. Turns out he didn't macro while attacking and I walk right into his main without anything to stop me.

him: you can suicide rines line a goon (like?)
him: and still win
him: lol
me: lol
me: timing!
him: yeh timing
him: retard

I thought he was joking because of the lol. Guess not.
Champi
Profile Joined March 2010
1422 Posts
May 19 2010 01:04 GMT
#66
haha ss284's post made me lol so hard! =D
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
May 19 2010 01:15 GMT
#67
I love how people turn to telling you that you're a nerd who only cares about Starcraft, when they're the ones hard-raging a stranger over a loss.

Classic projection
Tsaroth
Profile Joined May 2010
United States7 Posts
May 19 2010 01:16 GMT
#68
Only I've had was "Rushing is so much easier than being good" =/

[Insert un-original quote here]
Raisk
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland3 Posts
May 19 2010 01:49 GMT
#69
Hehe.

I remember one ZvZ game I was playing a few patches back (patch 7 maybe?), I scouted my opponent and noticed a distinct lack of the usual roach warren and that he was teching to lair early. So I set up a couple of spore crawlers at home and got hydras myself. Suddenly "out of the blue" his mutalisks flew in, got raped by my spine/hydra combo and I proceeded to march in on his main and destroy him. His response was:

Him: "So I guess team liquid was right"
Him: "Maphack is out already..."
Me: "It's called scouting."
raisk potk ja pask
Elbee
Profile Joined August 2009
United States224 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 02:48:58
May 19 2010 02:47 GMT
#70
I told this guy he needed to use infestors.
His response "Why, so your marauders can 2shot them?", "Right, go troll somewhere else idiot."
He left after that, probly one of the worst zergs I've ever played.
Craton
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States17281 Posts
May 19 2010 03:05 GMT
#71
[image loading]
twitch.tv/cratonz
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 03:07 GMT
#72
On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:
[image loading]

Logitech g5?


LOL

good first post
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
May 19 2010 03:13 GMT
#73
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]

HAHAHAHA, that's golden.
Coraz
Profile Joined May 2010
United States252 Posts
May 19 2010 03:29 GMT
#74
My games go the opposite way...

I like to let my opponents know how I feel about their starcraft2 skills while i see them building cannons at my ramp ;/
Dr. Stan is my hero ((: - http://www.soundwaves2000.com/radio_liberty/
kerr0r
Profile Joined September 2008
Norway319 Posts
May 19 2010 03:50 GMT
#75
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]

Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)
Sashimi
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
58 Posts
May 19 2010 03:55 GMT
#76
wow, can't believe people are so fucking dumb....
Paperline
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada78 Posts
May 19 2010 04:24 GMT
#77
After holding off a cannon rush on incineration zone PvT I ran some reapers into his main.
Him: only an idiot would use that strat
Me: after you cannoned? Lolz
HEY GUYS! ROB DOESNT GET IT!
billyX333
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 04:32:48
May 19 2010 04:32 GMT
#78
[image loading]
funny thing is, this candela.fogata guy is and was a 2k plat zerg

this was immediately post patch 12, so perhaps he was trying to phrase his question differently
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
May 19 2010 04:36 GMT
#79
On May 19 2010 12:50 kerr0r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 12:05 Craton wrote:
[image loading]

Reminds me of the good old "Alt+Q+Q reveals the map!" (Yes, that actually works occasionally...)


Hahaha. I'm so tempted to tell someone that "F10 + N" will show if your opponent is map hacking!
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Atmadog
Profile Joined May 2010
United States5 Posts
May 19 2010 04:40 GMT
#80
The hilarious thing is that was me...
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