EPTFunny opponent quotes. - Page 2
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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Spidermonkey
United States251 Posts
He was Protoss Me: GL HF Him: What ever I already lost Me: Everyone loses just have fun Him: No because Terran are OP Me: Really? Toss seem to do really well in Tourneys Him: No they are fucking OP 10 minutes later after I Marine/Tank push him, he only made gateway units Him: Told you T is OP. Fucking Tanks need a nerf Me: Make an Immortal moron I checked his record and I was the first Terran to beat him that day. He had been on a losing streak against Zerg and Toss for 6 games though. I found it funny that he thought Terran were OP when I was the only Terran to beat him that day. (sorry for no replay I'm at work) | ||
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skYfiVe
United States382 Posts
On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote: ![[image loading]](http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2628/screenshotmk.jpg) Logitech g5? g500 maybe?  | ||
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tathecat563
United States96 Posts
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Prem_
United States85 Posts
On May 18 2010 22:47 Topazas wrote: Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said: Him - Where are you from? Me - Lithuania Him - Are you a girl? Me - No Him - Do you have a sister? Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D Him - Yes Lol at this.. | ||
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Welmu
Finland3295 Posts
Him:  Him: i made a mistake Me: lol Him: i cheese and make mistake Him: its so stupid Him: regame ()(Him: ((Me: lol :D Him: ITS SO FUCKING Him: FUCKING TOURNY Me: chill dude Him: no Him: its the fucking game Me: ... | ||
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Welmu
Finland3295 Posts
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Firebolt145
Lalalaland34502 Posts
I scout him quickly and notice that he doesn't scout. I also notice he's making 3 Barracks + 3 reactors for an all-in marine rush so I build 3-4 Spine Crawler's at my natural. I see him move out with my scouting zergling, wait for the push, it doesn't come for another minute or two. It finally arrives and I clean up with my newly hatched Hydras + my spine crawlers. I quickly take an expo then push out with my Hydras and kill him. 'Fuck you lucky.' 'I couldn't find you.' '...You didn't scout.' I watched the replay and apparently his marines had gone to both the 9o'clock and the 6o'clock bases before finally coming to my base. Even if he had found me he would have died. :/ I also noticed he had taken both gases yet hadn't spent it at all, ending with >1000 gas. Ah, silver league. | ||
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Turbo.Tactics
Germany675 Posts
After that he said: SURE!!!! And i was stilled pissed because of the proxy so I just answered: Leave cheeser... After leaving without "gg" he wrote me a pm and said that i have to be the acutal cheeser because I build spinecrawlers! | ||
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Phootaba
Sweden28 Posts
As a protoss i can quite easily counter this. But in a game where i didn't manage to save my expo to mutalisks I just did a normal zealot,stalker immo pusch. Ended up steamrolling him and got "Noob Du hast klück und kannt nixt". Still no shure what language it is, but I found it amuzing. | ||
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Koffiegast
Netherlands346 Posts
On May 19 2010 01:36 Phootaba wrote: Being in bronze on the euro server means alot of speedling -> mutalisk. As a protoss i can quite easily counter this. But in a game where i didn't manage to save my expo to mutalisks I just did a normal zealot,stalker immo pusch. Ended up steamrolling him and got "Noob Du hast klück und kannt nixt". Still no shure what language it is, but I found it amuzing. Its german and as far as my knowledge of german goes it reads: Noob, you got lucky and cant do anything. | ||
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Takkara
United States2503 Posts
"can't lift nexus :/" "toss should really have that. terran is less advanced." Source: + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Turbo.Tactics
Germany675 Posts
"Noob Du hast klück und kannt nixt". It is (badly written) German meaning: "noob, you are lucky and can't do anything" Edit: guess I was too slow. But to add something... there was this bad mannered WC3 player but i can't remember his name.... He played in a tourney against an korean progamer and after losing replied: "I hope north korea nukes you!" | ||
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blyn
Canada57 Posts
Too bad i had 4 queens up because the stargate was scouted. | ||
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OreoBoi
Canada1639 Posts
Opponent 1: I would have won if I wasn't busy having sex My friend: ㅎㅎ Opponent 2: YOU'RE FUCKING KOREANS I KNEW IT Opponent 2: That's how you beat us Me: kekekekekeke~ Its funny because our strategy was to mass spine crawlers and then cloak them with a mothership. Then mass carriers. | ||
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graphene
Finland211 Posts
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Bash
Finland1533 Posts
I felt bad. | ||
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scDeluX
Canada1341 Posts
him : FUCK YOU MOFO YOUR A NOOB. me : and the winner is ..... | ||
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m3rciless
United States1476 Posts
On May 18 2010 23:07 Win.win wrote: as i'm winning vs inka in some streamed event inka: ur awful inka has left the game win: lol That was a triplestrike cup, and you one base all-in like 99 times in a row. I didn't like that much either. | ||
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RPGabe
United States192 Posts
Just think about how you can interpret someone else saying "i played poorly". Are they downplaying your win or skill? What an ass. What if they said "you played well"? That condescending bastard. People constantly have this problem in really competitive games like fighting games too. Unless you're intending to be bad manner, then just be gracious, polite and quiet. If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling. | ||
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