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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
May 18 2010 15:03 GMT
#21
Man, sometimes I rage quit because of lings I go fucking cheeser biotch which isn't that funny I guess.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Spidermonkey
Profile Joined April 2010
United States251 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 15:05:14
May 18 2010 15:04 GMT
#22
I was Terran
He was Protoss

Me: GL HF
Him: What ever I already lost
Me: Everyone loses just have fun
Him: No because Terran are OP
Me: Really? Toss seem to do really well in Tourneys
Him: No they are fucking OP


10 minutes later after I Marine/Tank push him, he only made gateway units

Him: Told you T is OP. Fucking Tanks need a nerf
Me: Make an Immortal moron

I checked his record and I was the first Terran to beat him that day. He had been on a losing streak against Zerg and Toss for 6 games though. I found it funny that he thought Terran were OP when I was the only Terran to beat him that day.

(sorry for no replay I'm at work)
~ Richard Trahan
skYfiVe
Profile Joined April 2010
United States382 Posts
May 18 2010 15:31 GMT
#23
On May 18 2010 23:40 ss284 wrote:
[image loading]

Logitech g5?


g500 maybe?
"1baseiwa"
tathecat563
Profile Joined April 2010
United States96 Posts
May 18 2010 15:42 GMT
#24
"My APM is 150 with 1 hand"
Hi
Prem_
Profile Joined April 2010
United States85 Posts
May 18 2010 15:44 GMT
#25
On May 18 2010 22:47 Topazas wrote:
Once I started a game, and said gl hf, the oppenent said:
Him - Where are you from?
Me - Lithuania
Him - Are you a girl?
Me - No
Him - Do you have a sister?
Me - No. Are you looking for some sex or something? :D
Him - Yes

Lol at this..
The only good job is a blow job.
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:23:29
May 18 2010 16:21 GMT
#26
I played against some scrub whos in gold division in go4sc2 first round and he proxy gated me. After I owned him hard...

Him:
Him: i made a mistake
Me: lol
Him: i cheese and make mistake
Him: its so stupid
Him: regame ()(
Him: ((
Me: lol :D
Him: ITS SO FUCKING
Him: FUCKING TOURNY
Me: chill dude
Him: no
Him: its the fucking game
Me: ...

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Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:22:56
May 18 2010 16:21 GMT
#27
EDIT: Oops doublepost. [DELETE]
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34491 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:31:09
May 18 2010 16:29 GMT
#28
On LT, I'm at 3 o'clock and he's at 12 o'clock. Me zerg, him terran.

I scout him quickly and notice that he doesn't scout. I also notice he's making 3 Barracks + 3 reactors for an all-in marine rush so I build 3-4 Spine Crawler's at my natural.

I see him move out with my scouting zergling, wait for the push, it doesn't come for another minute or two. It finally arrives and I clean up with my newly hatched Hydras + my spine crawlers. I quickly take an expo then push out with my Hydras and kill him.

'Fuck you lucky.'
'I couldn't find you.'

'...You didn't scout.'

I watched the replay and apparently his marines had gone to both the 9o'clock and the 6o'clock bases before finally coming to my base. Even if he had found me he would have died. :/

I also noticed he had taken both gases yet hadn't spent it at all, ending with >1000 gas. Ah, silver league.
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Turbo.Tactics
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany675 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:32:33
May 18 2010 16:30 GMT
#29
I got proxied by a protoss on Crapstation and held it off with a crawler and lings. Afterwards I build 2 more crawlers and just send my lings to kill his probes off while his zealots ran into my crawlers and queen.

After that he said:
SURE!!!!

And i was stilled pissed because of the proxy so I just answered:
Leave cheeser...

After leaving without "gg" he wrote me a pm and said that i have to be the acutal cheeser because I build spinecrawlers!
Zerg - because Browders sons hate 'em
Phootaba
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden28 Posts
May 18 2010 16:36 GMT
#30
Being in bronze on the euro server means alot of speedling -> mutalisk.
As a protoss i can quite easily counter this.

But in a game where i didn't manage to save my expo to mutalisks I just did a normal zealot,stalker immo pusch. Ended up steamrolling him and got

"Noob
Du hast klück und kannt nixt".

Still no shure what language it is, but I found it amuzing.
Koffiegast
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands346 Posts
May 18 2010 16:41 GMT
#31
On May 19 2010 01:36 Phootaba wrote:
Being in bronze on the euro server means alot of speedling -> mutalisk.
As a protoss i can quite easily counter this.

But in a game where i didn't manage to save my expo to mutalisks I just did a normal zealot,stalker immo pusch. Ended up steamrolling him and got

"Noob
Du hast klück und kannt nixt".

Still no shure what language it is, but I found it amuzing.


Its german and as far as my knowledge of german goes it reads:
Noob, you got lucky and cant do anything.
Wut
Takkara
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2503 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:42:07
May 18 2010 16:41 GMT
#32
Old one and not mine but ultimate funny opponent quote meant in all seriousness:

"can't lift nexus :/"
"toss should really have that. terran is less advanced."

Source:
+ Show Spoiler +
Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
Turbo.Tactics
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany675 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 16:44:58
May 18 2010 16:42 GMT
#33
"Noob
Du hast klück und kannt nixt".


It is (badly written) German meaning: "noob, you are lucky and can't do anything"

Edit: guess I was too slow.

But to add something... there was this bad mannered WC3 player but i can't remember his name.... He played in a tourney against an korean progamer and after losing replied:

"I hope north korea nukes you!"
Zerg - because Browders sons hate 'em
blyn
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada57 Posts
May 18 2010 16:45 GMT
#34
My opponent void ray rushed me with a single void ray. Just before it entered my base he sent me a nice "gg".

Too bad i had 4 queens up because the stargate was scouted.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
May 18 2010 16:45 GMT
#35
2v2:
Opponent 1: I would have won if I wasn't busy having sex
My friend: ㅎㅎ
Opponent 2: YOU'RE FUCKING KOREANS I KNEW IT
Opponent 2: That's how you beat us
Me: kekekekekeke~

Its funny because our strategy was to mass spine crawlers and then cloak them with a mothership. Then mass carriers.
graphene
Profile Joined May 2010
Finland211 Posts
May 18 2010 16:48 GMT
#36
the best one is when some1 doesnt scout and then the game laggs a huge bunch and he pauses and i call him cheater and then i won and i was paranoid XD
cloud computing is the future
Bash
Profile Joined August 2007
Finland1533 Posts
May 18 2010 17:00 GMT
#37
I cannon rushed some guy and he said "thx for lesson" and left.

I felt bad.
I can't sing and I can't dance, but still I know how to clap my hands.
scDeluX
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada1341 Posts
May 18 2010 17:20 GMT
#38
Many times ppl who lost said something like :


him : FUCK YOU MOFO YOUR A NOOB.
me : and the winner is .....
Brood War is forever
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
May 18 2010 17:26 GMT
#39
On May 18 2010 23:07 Win.win wrote:
as i'm winning vs inka in some streamed event

inka: ur awful
inka has left the game
win: lol



That was a triplestrike cup, and you one base all-in like 99 times in a row. I didn't like that much either.
White-Ra fighting!
RPGabe
Profile Joined January 2010
United States192 Posts
May 18 2010 17:43 GMT
#40
In RTS games, it's best to never say anything beyond glhf, u2, and gg. Anything else is just going to come across as bad manner or poor sportsmanship.

Just think about how you can interpret someone else saying "i played poorly". Are they downplaying your win or skill? What an ass. What if they said "you played well"? That condescending bastard.

People constantly have this problem in really competitive games like fighting games too. Unless you're intending to be bad manner, then just be gracious, polite and quiet.

If you're intending to be bad manner, at least do it well. A good build order is to insult their play, try and argue about why they're terrible, get frustrated and call them a name, and then transition into plug pulling.
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